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zebraofchaos

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Michigan
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 1287 total,  1449 ,  162
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:302
FJ Points:1320

latest user's comments

#16 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Broken Gif +1
#75 - its charlie sweets and video name is like ass-ception or some … 05/06/2013 on Clever 0
#74 - pull* 05/06/2013 on Clever 0
#59 - Thank you 05/06/2013 on 1 shot, 2 kills 0
#288 - yes 05/05/2013 on HAL 9000th Period +3
#200 - did not see this many thumbs coming but anyways, <--mfw 05/03/2013 on my 17yo brother looks like... +7
#7 - just... just look at the description  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on MFW Reading a feels post in... +19
User avatar #44 - obesefury (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah I know that's the source but I didn't remember seeing that part so I was hoping someone would specify where that scene was. Sorry for not being specific enough.
#147 - brown sausage..... 05/03/2013 on Black watermelon slices +1
#11 - stop calling that old lady your brother!  [+] (17 new replies) 05/03/2013 on my 17yo brother looks like... +462
#330 - anonexplains (05/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #339 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
Why do you keep using this old one?
Why not come up with a new way to make people hate you?
User avatar #363 - Hreidmar (05/04/2013) [-]
I think the whole point is that he repeats it ad-nauseum, so people hate him even more for being repetitive.
User avatar #366 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
It went away for a while and new ones arrived. Thought maybe anon could be original.
User avatar #368 - Hreidmar (05/04/2013) [-]
If he annoyed you by not being original, there's no motive to be original. He's already gotten what he wanted.
User avatar #369 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
...
Hm.
K.
#373 - anonexplains (05/04/2013) [-]
We are posting this because ASIANS REALLY CAN READ MINDS you fucking idiots.
#374 - mctrollston (05/04/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Anons hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Anons segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Anons also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Anons, and look for Anons who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #376 - psykobear (05/04/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?
#205 - jaketasticness (05/03/2013) [-]
#204 - jarofdirt (05/03/2013) [-]
#200 - zebraofchaos (05/03/2013) [-]
did not see this many thumbs coming but anyways, <--mfw
#163 - qubot (05/03/2013) [-]
quick! get in my car!
#136 - tragono (05/03/2013) [-]
#153 - chrizac (05/03/2013) [-]
#287 - anonexplains (05/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#113 - gregy has deleted their comment.
#140 - if anyone was wondering... gets real weird … 05/03/2013 on Rape Here +1
#14 - FLOWER POWER 05/03/2013 on i hope it gets superpowers +1
#15 - 50th anniversay? more like super orgy 05/01/2013 on Can't wait +21
#31 - weed works too 05/01/2013 on Robert Downey Jr +3
#9 - North Korea, best Korea  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on It's more of a curse 0
User avatar #10 - lordvimless (04/30/2013) [-]
No North Korea, weird Korea.
#66 - Picture 04/29/2013 on Reasons why porn should be... +2
#220 - runes 04/25/2013 on Deal with it. +12
#47 - Picture 04/24/2013 on Advanced Stupid +1
#153 - Mass Effect 3 prothean dlc 04/02/2013 on Might Wanna Enlarge 0
#90 - I didn't see it 04/02/2013 on With what? 0
#9 - Comment deleted 04/01/2013 on plz help meh 0
#3 - egg-cellent!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Eggcelent. -6
#4 - scooba (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - flybager (04/01/2013) [-]
To be honest I didn't get with just #2...
#8 - Picture 04/01/2013 on It's Easter +1
#3 - we dont really expect anything to change, we just find being o… 04/01/2013 on just another insane sunday... 0
#5 - Comment deleted 04/01/2013 on Calling DJ 4DM1N 0
#3 - Comment deleted 04/01/2013 on RIP +5
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