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zeatguy

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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
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    Alot of D&D things lately. Alot of D&D things lately.
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#143 - I'm not sure how that would work. In the show Steven is the fi… 03/24/2015 on Bet you wish you wore a... +1
#139 - The way they put it was they couldn't make another gem and bec… 03/24/2015 on Bet you wish you wore a... +1
#114 - She became Steven, Rose Quartz is Steven. They didn't really e…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Bet you wish you wore a... +2
User avatar #136 - thesovereigngrave (03/24/2015) [-]
I think he's saying 'what if Steven had sex and had a kid?' since he's half-gem.
User avatar #143 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how that would work. In the show Steven is the first of half-gem half-anything. So if lets say him and Connie were to have a kid then maybe he could make more gems senses he is a guy. Who knows we could never be sure.
#120 - chaoticlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't think you're getting what I'm meaning. He's like half, and shit.



So like.



Yeah.
User avatar #139 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
The way they put it was they couldn't make another gem and because she was pregnant they had to chose for one of them to to live and the other to be... 'adsorbed' I think i could say. In the end they chose him.
#89 - Garnet, and Pearl would be dead. That's how Steven was born, b…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Bet you wish you wore a... +1
#107 - chaoticlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
But what about Steven, tho.
User avatar #114 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
She became Steven, Rose Quartz is Steven. They didn't really explain it but that's mostly what they said.
User avatar #136 - thesovereigngrave (03/24/2015) [-]
I think he's saying 'what if Steven had sex and had a kid?' since he's half-gem.
User avatar #143 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how that would work. In the show Steven is the first of half-gem half-anything. So if lets say him and Connie were to have a kid then maybe he could make more gems senses he is a guy. Who knows we could never be sure.
#120 - chaoticlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't think you're getting what I'm meaning. He's like half, and shit.



So like.



Yeah.
User avatar #139 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
The way they put it was they couldn't make another gem and because she was pregnant they had to chose for one of them to to live and the other to be... 'adsorbed' I think i could say. In the end they chose him.
#35 - Well then you better get to work so i can get that colored tex… 03/24/2015 on zeatguy's profile 0
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#35 - When you see the last one.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on How to stop an Anime Bike +5
#57 - anotherponyaccount (03/19/2015) [-]
Plague
#95 - Is this from one of the shorts. I don't remember seeing this. 03/17/2015 on It happens 0

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#36 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi zeatguy! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#34 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi zeatguy! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #35 to #34 - zeatguy (03/24/2015) [-]
Well then you better get to work so i can get that colored text. Chop-chop.
User avatar #15 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
boop
#16 to #15 - zeatguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Why?
Why?
User avatar #33 to #16 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Well...what exactly do you need done?
User avatar #17 to #16 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #18 to #17 - zeatguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #19 to #18 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #20 to #19 - zeatguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Not much what about you.
#21 to #20 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Got an update on my commission I paid for 6 days ago.
User avatar #22 to #21 - zeatguy (02/23/2015) [-]
That's cool what are you drawing?
#23 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Its LoK related
User avatar #24 to #23 - zeatguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Cool. Who payed for it?
#25 to #24 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I did. What do you mean who? Who else would pay for it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - zeatguy (02/24/2015) [-]
Getting confused with words whats it about.
#27 to #26 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
It'll only make sense to the people who watched LoK
User avatar #28 to #27 - zeatguy (02/24/2015) [-]
Ok I watched LoK and i have no clue whats going on.
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
This is a prequel to LoK its a what if scenario on what would have happened if Korra and Asami were never friends.
User avatar #30 to #29 - zeatguy (02/24/2015) [-]
Sounds fun. Doesn't look like its for me really. The art looks great though.
You wouldn't want to make some cover art for me would you.
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
You want me to draw for you? Usually its the other way around.
User avatar #32 to #31 - zeatguy (02/24/2015) [-]
Is that a yes? I would be really grateful.
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#12 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#11 to #10 - zeatguy (03/14/2014) [-]
Nice
Nice
User avatar #9 - zeatguy (12/20/2013) [-]
"You're not drunk, i'm drink" - Micheal Perreira 2013
User avatar #3 - MaelRadec (12/22/2011) [-]
ha ha ha very ******* funny...
User avatar #4 to #4 - zeatguy (12/22/2011) [-]
thx
User avatar #5 to #5 - MaelRadec (12/22/2011) [-]
no seriously whose the new pretty little princess in a dress?
User avatar #6 to #6 - zeatguy (12/22/2011) [-]
i dont know
User avatar #7 to #7 - MaelRadec (12/22/2011) [-]
ok
User avatar #1 - zeatguy (11/09/2011) [-]
here is 500 fj cash
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