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| #71 - In the show, nobody trusts Baelish, but they work with him any… | 3 hours ago on Game of Thrones Fact... | +2 |
| #100 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 4 hours ago on Paid respects | +3 |
| #216 - yes plox | 13 hours ago on Gus n' Al | 0 |
| #23 - I did use a fork, but to get the lumps out of that sauce thing… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| Nah. Just more stirring. Only time I'd recommend a whisk over a fork is when you have to whip somethin, since not having it blended properly could fuck up the whip. For mixing, just go ham with a fork. When I cook shit like gravy and sauces, I just use an electric hand mixer. I do none of the work, and the sauce comes out smooth as smooth skippy peanut butter. | ||
| #18 - So today I decided to make nachos, I just sorta felt like it, … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on (untitled) | +4 |
| Little tip - all you need for a good cheese sauce is the cheese and some milk. Butter fucks with the chemistry unless it's JUST right, and flour can give it a pasty flavor unless it's put in properly. Buy a good fork. All the whisk you need. A set of measuring cups is like....1 US$ Nah. Just more stirring. Only time I'd recommend a whisk over a fork is when you have to whip somethin, since not having it blended properly could fuck up the whip. For mixing, just go ham with a fork. When I cook shit like gravy and sauces, I just use an electric hand mixer. I do none of the work, and the sauce comes out smooth as smooth skippy peanut butter. | ||
| #13 - ... Can we have Dwayne Johnson as Homer in a live action spoof please? | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +6 |
| #12 - "We'll name him Earl, that'll help him feel important" [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Fjay | +13 |
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| #10 - "We" Have you tried mensur fencing? And if … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on this offends me | +1 |
| I'm training for a Mensur in half a year (hopefully). There's different kind of rules and practices which vary from city to city. Therer are also two different kinds of weapon, one being lighter than the other. Unlike olympic fencing, in academic fencing you just hit and don't stab. You have one stance and can't move, you just hit your opponent after he has hit you for a predefined number of times. Depending on the city and the rules, there are different kind of blows you can do. Some allow blows that can not be countered, some don't. Some allow to make a double blow, some don't. Your only defense is your right arm, so having a good stance is really important. Duels are sometimes made because two guys have a fight, though most are just held because they are necessary for some fraternities (also only fraternities still do it). The point is usually not to hurt the opponent (depending on the blows allowed, you can basically cut up somebody's face and head), but to show off your skills and technique. | ||
| #305 - but the point of rapiers is to stay out of punching distance, … | 01/08/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... | 0 |
| #188 - to be fair, he did write addition [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... | 0 |
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