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#234 - Yeah, saluting without a beret is a no-no, but as soldieroffor…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #236 - perfectcomment (4 hours ago) [-]
The beard thing I can understand yeah because you don't always have enough water just to shave, same kind of goes for haircuts. Unless you were at Bastion then you couldn't get a haircut, as far as I know. I know in the British army you have to send a form off to grow a mustache, which i still find kinda funny, haha.
#116 - Like the show? Thought you might find it fun if you're an IED guy  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #117 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
I do find it funny.
#114 - I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhe…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#108 - I know, it's like seeing a unicorn  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #111 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
it is crazy.
User avatar #116 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Like the show?
Thought you might find it fun if you're an IED guy
User avatar #117 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
I do find it funny.
#106 - Yeah... That is mainly why I havent joined... but I met a guy …  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #110 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, it might just be the ones in my area Skanderborg .
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhere, I think the two places might be exceptions if anything...
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#27 - I guess I could join the home guard... but with university I'm…  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #73 - daragon (17 hours ago) [-]
I too am danish, please don't join the home guard 99% of the are losers with a power fetish. Also I'm pretty sure you have to be 30 kg overweight and has a cactus showed up your ass.
User avatar #106 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... That is mainly why I havent joined... but I met a guy at a LAN a little while back who said that their place actually wasn't bad, and a guy I did basic with was in it before he joined the actual army, his place wasnt too bad either
User avatar #110 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, it might just be the ones in my area Skanderborg .
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhere, I think the two places might be exceptions if anything...
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#21 - Well, usually people do stay at the regiment and so on that th…  [+] (7 new replies) 19 hours ago on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #23 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
In the states you can do national guards. I am working full time at a jail, going to online school and I serve in the National Guard, so I get all the fun and the potential to go again. I have been trying to get back over there since I got home.
User avatar #27 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
I guess I could join the home guard... but with university I'm not entirely sure I have the time...
User avatar #73 - daragon (17 hours ago) [-]
I too am danish, please don't join the home guard 99% of the are losers with a power fetish. Also I'm pretty sure you have to be 30 kg overweight and has a cactus showed up your ass.
User avatar #106 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... That is mainly why I havent joined... but I met a guy at a LAN a little while back who said that their place actually wasn't bad, and a guy I did basic with was in it before he joined the actual army, his place wasnt too bad either
User avatar #110 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, it might just be the ones in my area Skanderborg .
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhere, I think the two places might be exceptions if anything...
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#18 - So far there are only 2 seasons, but they're working…  [+] (21 new replies) 19 hours ago on Witty Pun +2
User avatar #188 - soldieroffortunemp (13 hours ago) [-]
You, I fucking love you. I haven't laughed this hard in forever
User avatar #146 - perfectcomment (15 hours ago) [-]
Hey bro, thanks for the series! I had no idea this exists and I love BBC3.

Just like you, I didn't fully finish my basic but mine was due to medical problems. Would of loved to continue myself, also.

Just watched 6 episodes, pretty good m8 8/10 because I see errors that piss me off since I got in trouble doing them before. A good example is them saluting with no beret on - We got fucked for saluting in a helmet or not wearing one, fuck knows why they're doing it on here. Also how one of them saluted a sergeant, that annoyed me too. But hey, that's just me.
User avatar #234 - zaywoot (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, saluting without a beret is a no-no, but as soldieroffortunemp said, a lot of the "salute like this, dress like that" rules don't really apply on deployment... Like a beard for instance, normally at least here you have to send an application asking for permission to grow a beard, but on deployment, pretty much everyone grows out their beards.
User avatar #236 - perfectcomment (4 hours ago) [-]
The beard thing I can understand yeah because you don't always have enough water just to shave, same kind of goes for haircuts. Unless you were at Bastion then you couldn't get a haircut, as far as I know. I know in the British army you have to send a form off to grow a mustache, which i still find kinda funny, haha.
User avatar #206 - soldieroffortunemp (11 hours ago) [-]
Even though this is the british military, we didn't give a fuck over seas, hell we only saluted the ones we wanted dead. it sounds bad but it would make more sense if i made the back story. But yeah we were all fucked up there. Coming back to garrison was really fucking hard.
User avatar #235 - perfectcomment (4 hours ago) [-]
Were you American military or British then? Not sure I follow. If you have time, I'd love to hear about the back story and why it was hard. Fair enough if you don't want to that's cool, but I'd listen
User avatar #242 - soldieroffortunemp (1 hour ago) [-]
American. And while we were there, everything garrison was thrown out the window, saluting, proper uniform and all of the primary standards. Coming back made it hard re adapt to all of that and not being there. I came home with PTSD and some serious anger issues. I was a very broken person. Home didn't feel like home and at some points it still doesn't, and it has been over a year since I came home.
User avatar #52 - soldieroffortunemp (18 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit a black british guy.
User avatar #108 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I know, it's like seeing a unicorn
User avatar #111 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
it is crazy.
User avatar #116 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Like the show?
Thought you might find it fun if you're an IED guy
User avatar #117 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
I do find it funny.
User avatar #19 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
Sounds different. We get our job assignments before we leave home. I stayed 5 months in Missouri training to be A military Police officer. (thought it would transfer civilian. boy was i fucking wrong.)
User avatar #21 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, usually people do stay at the regiment and so on that they did basic at... Actually I was the only one who didn't...
Here we have 4 months of basic training, though if you're going to continue, either with quick reaction force, sergent school or military police, you leave after the third... I left after the third, then came back as I said... THe most annoying thing though, is my platoon commander then told me he fucked up and should've gotten me a place at recon, then I couldn't get back in because of budget cuts, and we weren't going to send more soldiers to afghanistan etc. and it was before this ISIS and Ukraine bullshit... Right in between all that... Now I'm going to a university instead, which is cool, but not what I thought I'd be doing right now
User avatar #23 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
In the states you can do national guards. I am working full time at a jail, going to online school and I serve in the National Guard, so I get all the fun and the potential to go again. I have been trying to get back over there since I got home.
User avatar #27 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
I guess I could join the home guard... but with university I'm not entirely sure I have the time...
User avatar #73 - daragon (17 hours ago) [-]
I too am danish, please don't join the home guard 99% of the are losers with a power fetish. Also I'm pretty sure you have to be 30 kg overweight and has a cactus showed up your ass.
User avatar #106 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... That is mainly why I havent joined... but I met a guy at a LAN a little while back who said that their place actually wasn't bad, and a guy I did basic with was in it before he joined the actual army, his place wasnt too bad either
User avatar #110 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, it might just be the ones in my area Skanderborg .
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhere, I think the two places might be exceptions if anything...
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#13 - If you don't already know it, I would love to introduce you to…  [+] (31 new replies) 19 hours ago on Witty Pun +1
User avatar #15 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
Introduce me, I am very bored at home, My wife is at Air force tech training all I do is go to work, and study. (I worked 72 hours this last week.)
#79 - justanotherblablab (17 hours ago) [-]
How do you find the time to work 72 hours a week and study
User avatar #80 - soldieroffortunemp (17 hours ago) [-]
I work at a jail and can do some of my hw there.
User avatar #84 - soldieroffortunemp (17 hours ago) [-]
We have all security there. It is a county jail, not prison. I also work 2245 -0715 or is I am doubling down 2245-1515
User avatar #137 - hairysmellyanus (15 hours ago) [-]
wow the army seems gay, and hilarious
User avatar #138 - soldieroffortunemp (15 hours ago) [-]
It is hilarious and how can you call it gay hairysmellyanus? look at your name.
User avatar #139 - hairysmellyanus (15 hours ago) [-]
You were the one saying it makes you gay. I found it hilarious. anyways my name can be about a girls hairy smelly anus. You dont know.
User avatar #140 - soldieroffortunemp (15 hours ago) [-]
All true statements.
#83 - justanotherblablab (17 hours ago) [-]
Pretty good arrangement you've got, I guess. I'm guessing minimum security?
User avatar #18 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
watchseries.lt/serie/Bluestone_42

So far there are only 2 seasons, but they're working on the third.

I only did basic in the army, did that at recon - would've loved to continue, but my platoon commander wanted me to go become a medic instead, thought I would be better at that - I agreed to go there if I could be deployed, took all my shit to the other army base just to be told I wouldn't be deployed... Went back to the recon place just finish the last bit of basic with the friends I had made there and quit afterwards...
I'm from Denmark BTW, probably do stuff differently here...
User avatar #188 - soldieroffortunemp (13 hours ago) [-]
You, I fucking love you. I haven't laughed this hard in forever
User avatar #146 - perfectcomment (15 hours ago) [-]
Hey bro, thanks for the series! I had no idea this exists and I love BBC3.

Just like you, I didn't fully finish my basic but mine was due to medical problems. Would of loved to continue myself, also.

Just watched 6 episodes, pretty good m8 8/10 because I see errors that piss me off since I got in trouble doing them before. A good example is them saluting with no beret on - We got fucked for saluting in a helmet or not wearing one, fuck knows why they're doing it on here. Also how one of them saluted a sergeant, that annoyed me too. But hey, that's just me.
User avatar #234 - zaywoot (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, saluting without a beret is a no-no, but as soldieroffortunemp said, a lot of the "salute like this, dress like that" rules don't really apply on deployment... Like a beard for instance, normally at least here you have to send an application asking for permission to grow a beard, but on deployment, pretty much everyone grows out their beards.
User avatar #236 - perfectcomment (4 hours ago) [-]
The beard thing I can understand yeah because you don't always have enough water just to shave, same kind of goes for haircuts. Unless you were at Bastion then you couldn't get a haircut, as far as I know. I know in the British army you have to send a form off to grow a mustache, which i still find kinda funny, haha.
User avatar #206 - soldieroffortunemp (11 hours ago) [-]
Even though this is the british military, we didn't give a fuck over seas, hell we only saluted the ones we wanted dead. it sounds bad but it would make more sense if i made the back story. But yeah we were all fucked up there. Coming back to garrison was really fucking hard.
User avatar #235 - perfectcomment (4 hours ago) [-]
Were you American military or British then? Not sure I follow. If you have time, I'd love to hear about the back story and why it was hard. Fair enough if you don't want to that's cool, but I'd listen
User avatar #242 - soldieroffortunemp (1 hour ago) [-]
American. And while we were there, everything garrison was thrown out the window, saluting, proper uniform and all of the primary standards. Coming back made it hard re adapt to all of that and not being there. I came home with PTSD and some serious anger issues. I was a very broken person. Home didn't feel like home and at some points it still doesn't, and it has been over a year since I came home.
User avatar #52 - soldieroffortunemp (18 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit a black british guy.
User avatar #108 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I know, it's like seeing a unicorn
User avatar #111 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
it is crazy.
User avatar #116 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Like the show?
Thought you might find it fun if you're an IED guy
User avatar #117 - soldieroffortunemp (16 hours ago) [-]
I do find it funny.
User avatar #19 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
Sounds different. We get our job assignments before we leave home. I stayed 5 months in Missouri training to be A military Police officer. (thought it would transfer civilian. boy was i fucking wrong.)
User avatar #21 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, usually people do stay at the regiment and so on that they did basic at... Actually I was the only one who didn't...
Here we have 4 months of basic training, though if you're going to continue, either with quick reaction force, sergent school or military police, you leave after the third... I left after the third, then came back as I said... THe most annoying thing though, is my platoon commander then told me he fucked up and should've gotten me a place at recon, then I couldn't get back in because of budget cuts, and we weren't going to send more soldiers to afghanistan etc. and it was before this ISIS and Ukraine bullshit... Right in between all that... Now I'm going to a university instead, which is cool, but not what I thought I'd be doing right now
User avatar #23 - soldieroffortunemp (19 hours ago) [-]
In the states you can do national guards. I am working full time at a jail, going to online school and I serve in the National Guard, so I get all the fun and the potential to go again. I have been trying to get back over there since I got home.
User avatar #27 - zaywoot (19 hours ago) [-]
I guess I could join the home guard... but with university I'm not entirely sure I have the time...
User avatar #73 - daragon (17 hours ago) [-]
I too am danish, please don't join the home guard 99% of the are losers with a power fetish. Also I'm pretty sure you have to be 30 kg overweight and has a cactus showed up your ass.
User avatar #106 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... That is mainly why I havent joined... but I met a guy at a LAN a little while back who said that their place actually wasn't bad, and a guy I did basic with was in it before he joined the actual army, his place wasnt too bad either
User avatar #110 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, it might just be the ones in my area Skanderborg .
User avatar #114 - zaywoot (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, the home guard has a bad reputation everywhere, I think the two places might be exceptions if anything...
User avatar #115 - daragon (16 hours ago) [-]
I guess
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#3 - cptjoe (09/29/2013) [-]
...hi...
...hi...
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I'm running out of reaction images and gifs!!!
#9 to #8 - cptjoe (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm done, time for a cup of tea.
I'm done, time for a cup of tea.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zaywoot (09/29/2013) [-]
yeah... a cuppa would be nice


thats a thing right?... a thing you guys say... a cuppa?
User avatar #11 to #10 - cptjoe (09/29/2013) [-]
*pats arm* That's right, good boy zaywoot, good boy.
#12 to #11 - zaywoot (09/29/2013) [-]
Dude Im a 20 yo guy... dont treat me like a dog
Dude Im a 20 yo guy... dont treat me like a dog
#13 to #12 - cptjoe (09/29/2013) [-]
...b-b-but dogs are cuuuutttteeee!!!! Just look at that face.
...b-b-but dogs are cuuuutttteeee!!!! Just look at that face.
#14 to #13 - zaywoot (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah no... thats a cat...

Waay too small to be a doge
#1 - xxbeastlyxx (10/22/2012) [-]
Hey there.

comment virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - zaywoot (10/22/2012) [-]
So.... yeah...


Uhm... Hi?
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