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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 18 |
| Steam Profile: | jellybeen60 |
| Consoles Owned: | PS, PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox360, Gameboy colour (green), Wii, |
| X-box Gamertag: | jellybeen60 |
| PSN: | jellybeen60 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/20/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | the moon |
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| Comment Ranking: | #469 |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #444 |
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latest user's comments
| #27 - C3PO is actually R2D2 | 12/18/2015 on Dodging Star Wars spoilers... | +2 |
| #26 - bambis mother dies | 12/18/2015 on Dodging Star Wars spoilers... | +2 |
| #30 - not even that much louder, 8/10 | 12/18/2015 on Trigger Warning | +2 |
| #29 - not at all yeah that's pretty much it | 12/18/2015 on Trigger Warning | +16 |
| #30 - "they're all cunts" ~retardedboss, 2015 … | 12/18/2015 on Theres still hope | +15 |
| #155 - he could've left her anywhere else at all meanwhile he i… | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| #154 - it would've given them more time to explain things, woul… | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| #150 - while i agree with you there but it still feels like the… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| i would have enjoyed it. hell, revenge of the sith was supposed to be 4 hours originally, but lucas wanted to make the whole coruscant battle like...two hours long alone. it would've given them more time to explain things, would've been good to get some more filler even, like the bar scene, they could've added in more in there, i'm not sure when but even them talking for a little longer would be cool (not like 10 minutes but like 4-5 minutes maybe) | ||
| #149 - that's what i originally thought but Jakku is like the w… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| yeah, it's weird. that's honestly the only thing that doesn't add up. | ||
| #146 - its feels like they shoved 2 movies into one for me, lik… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| yeah, but that's how you get twilight breaking dawn part one and two. and that's not how star wars is. they do it all in one go usually. i would have enjoyed it. hell, revenge of the sith was supposed to be 4 hours originally, but lucas wanted to make the whole coruscant battle like...two hours long alone. it would've given them more time to explain things, would've been good to get some more filler even, like the bar scene, they could've added in more in there, i'm not sure when but even them talking for a little longer would be cool (not like 10 minutes but like 4-5 minutes maybe) | ||
| #143 - oh good, like said, i like him and all but bringing him … [+] (6 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| honestly, I think he should have survived then gotten killed off in episode viii. it would have made more of an impact. yeah, but that's how you get twilight breaking dawn part one and two. and that's not how star wars is. they do it all in one go usually. i would have enjoyed it. hell, revenge of the sith was supposed to be 4 hours originally, but lucas wanted to make the whole coruscant battle like...two hours long alone. it would've given them more time to explain things, would've been good to get some more filler even, like the bar scene, they could've added in more in there, i'm not sure when but even them talking for a little longer would be cool (not like 10 minutes but like 4-5 minutes maybe) | ||
| #182 - you can disable it for just FJ [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... | 0 |
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| #128 - i found then really good, Finn adds in some humor and i like h… | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| #145 - bro i'm not sure even admin has an antimatter account | 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... | +20 |
| #17 - oh yeah, ok the second time then [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Trigger Warning | +64 |
| But is she not a complete slut that was willing to fuck a dude to help her husband out? | ||
| #6 - why was that webM needed here? like i'm all for undertal… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on fucking cunt she is | 0 |
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| #12 - i was a little disappointed that they did that so early on, i … | 12/18/2015 on My favorite Star Wars... | 0 |
| #6 - yeah but he would like poke you in the feet and stuff | 12/18/2015 on Dad joke killer | +17 |
| #14 - never before have i been attracted to a rabbit [+] (9 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Trigger Warning | +39 |
| Yeah... you would like cuddle her, and fuck at the same tiome. Strange. #28 -
anon (12/18/2015) [-] e621.net/post/index/1/judy_hopps attracted is the want of porn... right? But is she not a complete slut that was willing to fuck a dude to help her husband out? | ||
| #120 - and he beard is pretty sweet | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| #118 - yeah she looks quite aged, Mark Hamill looks amazing though [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | +1 |
| He lost soooo much weight for the role since he did mostly voice acting till now, it's crazy. | ||
| #116 - oh no doubt, i can't wait for the next one if it's as go… | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| #114 - >> #110 we ran out of space yeah but where did sh… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| That's the only thing I'm not 100% sure on how it happened, but I'm surprised I understand everything else 100%. Also, I don't know much about the actor who played Leia, but she looks like shit doesn't she? I know she did drugs for many years before stopping, but still. She looked so different than I expected and out of place. He lost soooo much weight for the role since he did mostly voice acting till now, it's crazy. | ||
| #109 - well good Ol' Ben (or Obi-Wan, whatever) gave it to luke… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| I remember that woman/alien whoever in the bar like place had it in the basement, and I remember her being able to look into someone' s eyes to see their relatives or whatever, so maybe she knew that lightsaber had the high value and kept it for that perfect person, Rey, since she knew it went as far back as Obi-wan or Anakin. | ||
| #106 - well there is the lightsaber thing and the force and bei… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on No Moon | 0 |
| I also have a question on something I'm not sure of, is that blue lightsaber Anakin's? Cause I know Luke had a green saber, so the blue one has to be Anakin's which was OBi-Wan's before Anakin, and so on. well good Ol' Ben (or Obi-Wan, whatever) gave it to luke in the 4th one, then he lost it in cloud city when he got his hand cut off (or so my friend tells me, i don't remember exactly) and then he got the green one which i think he threw over into the core of the deathstar so they must have gotten the blue one from somewhere I remember that woman/alien whoever in the bar like place had it in the basement, and I remember her being able to look into someone' s eyes to see their relatives or whatever, so maybe she knew that lightsaber had the high value and kept it for that perfect person, Rey, since she knew it went as far back as Obi-wan or Anakin. | ||
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what types?
well, the paypal is a little loose on my end.
I buy games off people for TF2 keys, and items, which then I resell for profit.
but in this case, I need it to play.
If you dont accept tf2 keys/items, I also have "the ship" game, as well as me being in the middle of transacting some floodcash (vague gmod currency) for csgo skins.
well, the paypal is a little loose on my end.
I buy games off people for TF2 keys, and items, which then I resell for profit.
but in this case, I need it to play.
If you dont accept tf2 keys/items, I also have "the ship" game, as well as me being in the middle of transacting some floodcash (vague gmod currency) for csgo skins.
I usually do items worth keys, that can be sold on the community market, which can also be exchanged for cs:go keys.
Thats some nice weather you got there son...also thanks for the thumbs.
Black metal, Doom Metal, Some techno, mostly atmospheric music.
ambient music...music that fills a room and grabs your soul or takes your mind else where.
Yup I like my music to make me feel something not like im listening to the radio and this song makes happy I mean music that guts you.
I listen to mostly doom metal but some black metal I enjoy the misnthropy to be honest not in a emo way I mean real depression and pain. There is sub genre called Depressive/Suicidal Black metal lol.
All depends on what kinda metal head he/she is some metal heads dont like black metal.
Not my fault im the black sheep. I diddnt choose to be. Inb4 fedora fag its because I dont like holidays.
I just cant stand all the running around and all the ******** every major holiday I get bitched at cause I dont celebrate it. Im non religious not atheist I just dont believe in anything closer to nihillism but still thats besides the point I just hate christmas most of all.
i don't do anything at all on christmas, i lay around for a week before hand doing work or something and i open presents, family opens their presents, we all get on our way. Mum usually makes a ham salad or something for lunch and we usually have prawns but we didn't have any this year
that sucks sorry....we had a gang of food and I met this 6/10 qt who wants to blow my **** other then that thats aboot it.
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felixjarl (09/21/2013) [-]
Hello there, now this is random beyond all sense that it can be.
But i saw your comment on www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4800818/My+Parents+Summed+Up/111#111
And it made me think, what programs did you give the guy? I could really need to get more tools on this bunker.
But i saw your comment on www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4800818/My+Parents+Summed+Up/111#111
And it made me think, what programs did you give the guy? I could really need to get more tools on this bunker.
here are some more programs i installed but i can't be botherd finding links
daemon tools (lets you burn disk images)
vlc player (it playes EVERYTHING, anything it can't play isn't worth playing)
dropbox (online storage, if you pay you can get up to like 2000GB online)
google drive (like dropbox but you get slightly more space free)
origin (kinda like steam for games not on steam like BF3)
Mcaffe (anti virus stuff)
itunes (it's ******* itunes, i don't use it but my friend likes it so i installed it on his computer)
daemon tools (lets you burn disk images)
vlc player (it playes EVERYTHING, anything it can't play isn't worth playing)
dropbox (online storage, if you pay you can get up to like 2000GB online)
google drive (like dropbox but you get slightly more space free)
origin (kinda like steam for games not on steam like BF3)
Mcaffe (anti virus stuff)
itunes (it's ******* itunes, i don't use it but my friend likes it so i installed it on his computer)
my computer is really really strange when it comes to playing games it shouldn't be able to, i can't play doom 3 because i don't have the minimum system requirements but i can play battlefield 3 on the highest at more than 40 frames per second so i don't think that's going to help
i'm just going off memory and some stuff i have on mine at the moment
well there was just things like winrar and utorrent and things most people have then things like
Dexpot (lets you run multiple desktops, you can have things open in others so it's pretty much hidden desktops) You need to login to view this link
Fences (lets you put icons and stuff in pretty much visable folders which you can scroll through) www.stardock.com/products/fences/
Fraps (let's you record your screen or specific windows) You need to login to view this link
Photoshop CS6 (you should know what photoshop is) find it yourself
Flash CS6 (more or less an animator)
Steam (if you don't know what this is i can't help you) store.steampowered.com/
Hamachi (used for making ports in your internet so if you are running a server your friends and such can play) https://secure.logmein.com/products/hamachi/download.aspx
CyberLink PowerDirector 11 (it's a video editor i downloaded to edit videos with) it's on pirate bay you find it
audacity (used for editing sounds or voice and such)
skype and word and crap aswell and that's all i can think of and find right now but i'll let you know if i find anything new
well there was just things like winrar and utorrent and things most people have then things like
Dexpot (lets you run multiple desktops, you can have things open in others so it's pretty much hidden desktops) You need to login to view this link
Fences (lets you put icons and stuff in pretty much visable folders which you can scroll through) www.stardock.com/products/fences/
Fraps (let's you record your screen or specific windows) You need to login to view this link
Photoshop CS6 (you should know what photoshop is) find it yourself
Flash CS6 (more or less an animator)
Steam (if you don't know what this is i can't help you) store.steampowered.com/
Hamachi (used for making ports in your internet so if you are running a server your friends and such can play) https://secure.logmein.com/products/hamachi/download.aspx
CyberLink PowerDirector 11 (it's a video editor i downloaded to edit videos with) it's on pirate bay you find it
audacity (used for editing sounds or voice and such)
skype and word and crap aswell and that's all i can think of and find right now but i'll let you know if i find anything new
know of any good games you can play for hours?
steamcommunity.com/id/jellybeen60/games?tab=all
these are the ones i have
steamcommunity.com/id/jellybeen60/games?tab=all
these are the ones i have
FLT: space rouge game, the kind of game you just learn to love, more a ''everything bores me lets play something else game''.
Planetside 2: MMOFPS. you heard me, this games features thousand of players fighting against each other. On the same map.
Crusader kings 2: highly tactical medival king simulator. Hard to play but very rewarding when it goes well. BTW this game is like getting punched in the balls but you still like it.
Planetside 2: MMOFPS. you heard me, this games features thousand of players fighting against each other. On the same map.
Crusader kings 2: highly tactical medival king simulator. Hard to play but very rewarding when it goes well. BTW this game is like getting punched in the balls but you still like it.
ferrettamer
desacabose
kampfstier
alexanderburns
who of you have got one
desacabose
kampfstier
alexanderburns
who of you have got one
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thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
New Ally Gained: *************
Special Ability: When you call upon him in **** he will post porn out of his collection for you!
Special Ability: When you call upon him in **** he will post porn out of his collection for you!
Overall Amount: 1,474 pics
Folders: 2
Unorganized Images: 785 pics
Futa: 202 pics
SFW Plot: 487 pics
Total Memory: 549 MB
Folders: 2
Unorganized Images: 785 pics
Futa: 202 pics
SFW Plot: 487 pics
Total Memory: 549 MB
Yeah, I only started this folder a few months ago and I'm not always looking for porn, for I have other things I must do. But I'm not sure if you're just talking about pony, or everything.
Damn, nice job there. It would probably take me some time to get that many mlp pics. Especially when I feel like it would get bigger than my hentai folder.
Not that much bigger than my mlp folder. Even then, most of it is paizuri( ********** ).
