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Date Signed Up:10/24/2012
Last Login:4/09/2013
Location:Sweden
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Total Comments Made:418
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#27 - Yay asian wieners  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on small Korean comics comp +12
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
yay insecure losers :D
User avatar #46 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
?
#23 - Apply up the rectum vigorously with cucumber  [+] (18 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Facebook(1) +22
#30 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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Do I have to use a cucumber or is a horse dildo acceptable?
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
People will eventually realize that this image is a dude doing it, not a chick.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
>Implying that isn't as hot, if not hotter.
User avatar #43 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
It definitely is hotter.



I like Kidsune.. A lot.
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't care about his below average sized dick, I want it inside me.
User avatar #46 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, it looks cute. :3 I want his clothes the most though~ dat Black and purple/pink combo of skirts, stockings and armwarmers.. HNNNNNGH.
User avatar #49 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
I'd totally buy and wear them if I had the body and face. Unfortunately, I'm not very attractive and a bit chubby. I still want to suck his dick. Either his or alZii's.
#51 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure Alz is a fake. Someone on /gay/ already reverse searched the images + he knew the guy he was posting from a website apparently. He specifically said the name and other information. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think he's just an attention whore. A fake.

I too would buy and wear them. I already have tried it and I'm quite feminine if I have to say so myself..

I'm still considering hormone pills though to get that.. extra femininity.
User avatar #52 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Well, alZii said he also posts on different websites, so I'm just gonna assume he's the sexy trap since I'm hopeful and desperate to have sex with or at least masturbate on webcam with an attractive trap.
User avatar #53 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, you keep beleiving that.. All those rooms he owns, all those times he doesn't deliver proof. The sudden stop of him posting. I feel kind of sorry for you to be honest..
User avatar #54 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Meh, to be honest I'm rather skeptical about it as well. I just don't like saying so incase he sees and takes offense to it, on the off chance he's not a fake.
User avatar #55 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, well. I'd say be logical. Several people have asked for him to come with proof too. He never came with one.

I'm pretty sure the one he was posting was called Eddie.
User avatar #50 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Actually, both.
#31 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
Only if its horse size or larger
#32 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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So, the large one? The head is 4.40 inches across, and the entire thing is 17.40 inches long.
#33 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
Very good that should be suffcient
#34 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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Great. Now drop your pants and bend over.
#35 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
#115 - Best ******* comment I've ever read 01/04/2013 on Title got lost in cyberspace +7
#57 - Picture 01/04/2013 on virgin 0
#2 - Wat 01/03/2013 on Casey Anthony Kills her Own... 0
#104 - 6.66 I heard  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on College Essay +5
User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2013) [-]
666 inches, actually.
#89 - Comment deleted 01/03/2013 on Gollum you sexy bastard! 0
#54 - I know I'm not the only one who thought this 01/03/2013 on Bad ass smoke ring collision +3
#224 - My god... he's right 01/03/2013 on My childhood... +11
#88 - How big is satan's dick?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2013 on College Essay +60
User avatar #108 - Tyranitar (01/03/2013) [-]
Look up the final boss fight of Dante's Inferno
#105 - Fagdust (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, I don't mean to brag...

http://www (dot) eklettica.com/lucifer_render.html
User avatar #102 - ScorpionMKman (01/03/2013) [-]
No Mystery, it's 16.5 Inches
User avatar #104 - zatu (01/03/2013) [-]
6.66 I heard
User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2013) [-]
666 inches, actually.
#150 - "and it only cost me $10,000" 01/03/2013 on Ted quote -1
#146 - Picture 01/03/2013 on fyi...your boobs fell off +3
#196 - Am I the only one who noticed that's not a good poker hand? Bl…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Want to play some cards, Niko? 0
User avatar #199 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
Sad thing is:
Everyone says that that would be a good blackjack hand.
I don't even know what blackjack is.
#201 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
21
User avatar #203 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
You mean i can't play blackjack until i am 21?

Shit, that must be a man's game.
#204 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
Get 21 points. You win.
User avatar #208 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
OH i remember what Blackjack is now.

I used to play it with my dad when i want over to his place.
#218 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
It's nice isn't it? :D

Pop a couple of beers, play some cards with the old man.. ahh..
User avatar #219 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm not drinking age. =(
19
#220 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
Aww, 'Merica?
User avatar #221 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
Canada.
#222 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
That's sad :/
User avatar #223 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
I am going to Greece in 2 days.
I will drink there.
#224 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
Drink some Ouzo, best stuff..
User avatar #225 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
Diet Coke and Ouzo is best combo.
#226 - photonmik (01/03/2013) [-]
Nailed it!
#180 - Picture 01/03/2013 on oh you 0
#10 - So Bill's mom is eating his wiener... interesting 01/03/2013 on oh god Bill 0
#283 - Omg... I am?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #286 - ilovehitler (01/03/2013) [-]
Yes. Your fate may be filled with heart break and strife, but you will live on as a legend.
The world shall know your name, Howard.
#133 - What the **** Howard?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Born Innocent +1
#139 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2013) [-]
Howard Stark
#137 - Once again who is this "Howard"?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Tough Love +2
User avatar #146 - jtjas (01/03/2013) [-]
squirtle
#72 - Thafuq is Howard? 01/03/2013 on Huge +7
#166 - ...Who the **** is Howard? 01/03/2013 on a research has shown +11
#272 - Who the **** is this Howard?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Truth +2
User avatar #282 - ilovehitler (01/03/2013) [-]
You're howard.
User avatar #283 - zatu (01/03/2013) [-]
Omg... I am?
User avatar #286 - ilovehitler (01/03/2013) [-]
Yes. Your fate may be filled with heart break and strife, but you will live on as a legend.
The world shall know your name, Howard.
#196 - Picture 01/03/2013 on Sims Feel 0
#134 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on It feels Gr-r-reat ! -4
User avatar #161 - benjaminbutton (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, you failed. Congrats!
#202 - Picture 01/03/2013 on 10 points to faith in... +8
#18 - FJ is life 01/02/2013 on New years in Detroit -1

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User avatar #1 - fhockeygirl (11/04/2012) [-]
hey there, thanks for the friend request
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