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zatu

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/24/2012
Last Login:4/09/2013
Location:Sweden
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:708493
Times Content Favorited:825 times
Total Comments Made:418
FJ Points:14094
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#27 - Yay asian wieners  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on small Korean comics comp +12
#31 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
yay insecure losers :D
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#46 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
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#23 - Apply up the rectum vigorously with cucumber  [+] (18 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Facebook(1) +22
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#30 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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Do I have to use a cucumber or is a horse dildo acceptable?
#40 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
People will eventually realize that this image is a dude doing it, not a chick.
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#42 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
>Implying that isn't as hot, if not hotter.
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#43 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
It definitely is hotter.



I like Kidsune.. A lot.
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#44 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't care about his below average sized dick, I want it inside me.
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#46 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, it looks cute. :3 I want his clothes the most though~ dat Black and purple/pink combo of skirts, stockings and armwarmers.. HNNNNNGH.
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#49 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
I'd totally buy and wear them if I had the body and face. Unfortunately, I'm not very attractive and a bit chubby. I still want to suck his dick. Either his or alZii's.
#51 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure Alz is a fake. Someone on /gay/ already reverse searched the images + he knew the guy he was posting from a website apparently. He specifically said the name and other information. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think he's just an attention whore. A fake.

I too would buy and wear them. I already have tried it and I'm quite feminine if I have to say so myself..

I'm still considering hormone pills though to get that.. extra femininity.
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#52 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Well, alZii said he also posts on different websites, so I'm just gonna assume he's the sexy trap since I'm hopeful and desperate to have sex with or at least masturbate on webcam with an attractive trap.
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#53 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, you keep beleiving that.. All those rooms he owns, all those times he doesn't deliver proof. The sudden stop of him posting. I feel kind of sorry for you to be honest..
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#54 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Meh, to be honest I'm rather skeptical about it as well. I just don't like saying so incase he sees and takes offense to it, on the off chance he's not a fake.
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#55 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, well. I'd say be logical. Several people have asked for him to come with proof too. He never came with one.

I'm pretty sure the one he was posting was called Eddie.
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#50 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
Actually, both.
#31 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
Only if its horse size or larger
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#32 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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So, the large one? The head is 4.40 inches across, and the entire thing is 17.40 inches long.
#33 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
Very good that should be suffcient
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#34 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
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Great. Now drop your pants and bend over.
#35 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
#115 - Best ******* comment I've ever read 01/04/2013 on Title got lost in cyberspace +7
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#2 - Wat 01/03/2013 on Casey Anthony Kills her Own... 0
#104 - 6.66 I heard  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on College Essay +5
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#111 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2013) [-]
666 inches, actually.
#89 - Comment deleted 01/03/2013 on Gollum you sexy bastard! 0
#54 - I know I'm not the only one who thought this 01/03/2013 on Bad ass smoke ring collision +3
#224 - My god... he's right 01/03/2013 on My childhood... +11
#88 - How big is satan's dick?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2013 on College Essay +60
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#108 - Tyranitar (01/03/2013) [-]
Look up the final boss fight of Dante's Inferno
#105 - Fagdust (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, I don't mean to brag...

http://www (dot) eklettica.com/lucifer_render.html
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#102 - ScorpionMKman (01/03/2013) [-]
No Mystery, it's 16.5 Inches
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#104 - zatu (01/03/2013) [-]
6.66 I heard
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#111 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2013) [-]
666 inches, actually.