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Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Arstotzka
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#1912 - **zarnvendk rolls 398,722,040** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#872 - **zarnvendk rolls 181,924,766** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#22 - Picture 06/28/2014 on How to break a Swedish Viking +2
#2 - obviously fake, a real asian would have identified the prank b…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Amazing Spider-Prank +531
User avatar #96 - mostlyshits (06/27/2014) [-]
One asian can't read another asians mind retard
User avatar #97 - mostlyshits (06/27/2014) [-]
they cancel out
trust me, im a doctor
User avatar #39 - enemyoftrn (06/26/2014) [-]
We all unanimously agreed not to use those words in that particular order again...
>_>
#86 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #23 - ldnelson (06/26/2014) [-]
A real Asian would notice the kids aren't black and through his powers of deduction recognize it as a prank
User avatar #9 - terriblytreble (06/26/2014) [-]
He turned off the power temporarily because he lives in a crowded area.
It was hard to concentrate on his disciprine.
User avatar #7 - daggercunt (06/26/2014) [-]
Every asian gets their mind reading powers at different ages, my guess is, that guy has not gotten his power yet.

Source : I am asian
User avatar #6 - danster (06/26/2014) [-]
What's fake, the prank, or the Asian?
#201 - Picture 05/18/2014 on post your current wallpaper 0
#327 - **zarnvendk rolled comment #120 ** : Teacher's FW g… 05/12/2014 on Your crush 0
#13 - Picture 03/30/2014 on Description 0
#970 - 17 M Denmark White Straight Atheist 8 … 01/10/2014 on FJ poll -1
#59 - who are you? 01/07/2014 on What if Torterra Changed... 0
#2 - Contact local police immidiately for identification forgery. H…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Bitch I'm flawless +196
#24 - arkanios (01/07/2014) [-]
She also didn't show her certificate of vaccination that says she's free from polio.

She may bring disease to our glorious Arstotzka.
#11 - supbroskiman (01/07/2014) [-]
Must search her, she is from Kolechia.
User avatar #35 - febreezboi (01/07/2014) [-]
Fucking Kolechians
#6 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Where I am from, if you make a false ID that is so very bad that no one would really believe it while looking at it, then it's not a crime.
#14 - baaltomekk (01/07/2014) [-]
#4 - kadish (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, but Grocery so great, ID not required, right?
#3 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
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