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zarhakkar

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Date Signed Up:12/28/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#34 - It makes a lot more sense if you see the plastic arm as attach… 08/19/2015 on brain trickining +1
#87 - inb4 good content taken down for gore because **** you … 08/18/2015 on Do you even Fatality bro? 0
#89 - Ken Ham... Wait, Ken M. is that you? 08/18/2015 on Baptise Those Aliens +5
#25 - So did she?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Quester +1
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#32 - demandsgayversion (08/16/2015) [-]
Sadly not
#38 - Sauce is Viktoria Modesta. 08/16/2015 on Arm upgrade +1
#1 - Picture 08/13/2015 on Asian blows load while... +4
#32 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2015 on one pussy at the time +15
#59 - alexandervascus (08/13/2015) [-]
I sure hope it is!
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#50 - bronywiseman (08/13/2015) [-]
Sauce?
#36 - sonofpsychodad (08/13/2015) [-]
Oh I sure hope it is whatI think it is.
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#33 - articulate (08/13/2015) [-]
source?
#37 - rattolainen has deleted their comment.
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#61 - ruzzerttok (08/13/2015) [-]
It totally is Futabu. It's the club president to be exact. I don't think you spend too much time on the internet, one can never spend too much time on here.
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#60 - alexandervascus (08/13/2015) [-]
It's Futabu 10/10
#28 - Hitting your children is for poor people.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on 你媽媽是總線 +9
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#29 - Furubatsu (08/13/2015) [-]
*Hitting your own children is for poor people.
The rich pay someone else to do it for them.
#36 - thehistorylover (08/13/2015) [-]
**thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**I remember a professor once gave an impromptu lecture about the typical Southern Belle Mother in the days of slavery. Since the rich families had slaves, the rich mothers didn't actually raise their children. A slave woman would do this. This is why Southern Belles had those accents. The boys would eventually go to school and have most of the accent taken out of them (but they'd still sound a little southern, since slaves had already influenced the southern dialects at this point), while the women would sound more exaggerated and "black" because they stayed at home. Some foreigners visiting southern U.S.A. at the time would comment on how "black" the higher class women sounded. Meanwhile, all the Southern Belle Mothers ... all they were good for was popping out babies and not raising them. I think they managed the staff and did other lady stuff that most women today are to busy being useful to bother with, like parties and dancing and wearing fancy clothes. Raising babies? That was slave work to them, nothing a real lady would bother with. I have no sources right now to back all this up, and I could be 100% incorrect about all of this.
#106 - The ride never ends! 08/13/2015 on GTA 5: Highway Incident 0
#38 - Well I would post more content if the content I posted didn't suck. 08/13/2015 on Please post a lot of... 0
#109 - No, it is actually true. From : "In GPS tec… 08/09/2015 on Cool Facts +1
#105 - Obligatory. 08/09/2015 on Stunt jump failed +13
#62 - Well, the ambulance is gonna take time to get there, so... you… 08/09/2015 on He Survived. +1
#11 - Oh god. Imagine being in that situation. The person right next…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/08/2015 on He Survived. +65
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#102 - payseht (08/09/2015) [-]
movies have taught me to run away because the zombie apocalypse just started...
seriously, though, that's what I would do instinctively. Someone's coughing up blood, it's some infectious disease.
#92 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
You can make sure the blood doesn't get in his airway, but tilting him forward. Also, call an ambulance maybe.
#86 - AnomynousUser (08/09/2015) [-]
<--- This is all I could think of...
#40 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
Call an ambulance?
#62 - zarhakkar (08/09/2015) [-]
Well, the ambulance is gonna take time to get there, so... you're still stuck with a guy puking up blood.
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#20 - ganjagegi (08/08/2015) [-]
make sure he doesnt suffocate on the blood, drive him to the next hospital and call them so they can prepare
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#18 - pulpunderground (08/08/2015) [-]
I have been trained in first aid and it is my professionel opinion that in this situation the first step would be panic, second step loud screaming and lastly to pass out.
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#19 - Lolinator (08/08/2015) [-]
I am a med student so I've seen blood, but I gotta admit I found this shocking. I've never seen anyone vomit that amount of blood, that quickly. hats off to those two lads there for keeping their heads.
#34 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
well a good amount of it is other stuff, vomit, possibly a bit of liquified shit. Could be camera quality, but that looks more like diarrhea than blood.
#55 - Lolinator (08/09/2015) [-]
oh thank god you're here anon. the doctors at medical school thought we didn't need to know about "blood", or whatever the red goo is called, so instead we just decided that if any of our patients starting leaking the heart juice we'll apply duct tape and go ask a nurse if they know if it's poo.
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#60 - Lolinator (08/09/2015) [-]
If his bowel perforated his fecal content would be inside his peritoneum, with no way of going backwards up his GI tract, because your stomach - the only thing your mouth's open to, is literally a bag. You can't vomit shit unless some one just used a cake mixer on your belly. Or you'd just ate some.
#15 - iluvatar (08/08/2015) [-]
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get a bucket and sell the blood on eBay?

#29 - norwegiansnowman (08/08/2015) [-]
See you in hell
#27 - silasersej (08/08/2015) [-]
#2 - sauce on that gif? 08/08/2015 on my favorite gifs 1/3 0
#1 - Speaking of old games, Dungeon Keeper will always hold a speci… 08/06/2015 on Who Remembers this shit? 0
#156 - The "potential for life" thing. I love that one. … 07/31/2015 on exfoliating +1
#260 - What did she even do to get the cop's attention in the first place? 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... 0
#1 - Noice! 07/25/2015 on defiantly worth a glance 0
#53 - **zarhakkar used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"** **zarhakkar rolls 0,835** 07/23/2015 on The ritual is complete 0
#105 - John Cena is the new dickbutt. 07/23/2015 on Illuminati Confirmed +1
#53 - Is it sad that I've already read most of these 4chan screencaps? 07/11/2015 on 4chan dump 17/? 0
#1425 - No, this is how ISIS will kill you. 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#262 - That feel when you just posted comment gold but realize a coup… 07/07/2015 on i wish i could play +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on See what you want to see. 0
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