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Hello, I am zapgod, I'm a graphic designer who works with illustrator, Photoshop, in design, vinyl, scree print (t-shirts), digital photography, audio/video, and offset press. I'm known as the OP that delivers. If you ask nicely maybe ill make you a funnyjunk themed sticker or t-shirt. but other then that I'm just a normal guy on the internet :D
oh BTW, PM m anytime u want if you want to give me any ideas or want to strike a deal. :)
oh BTW, PM m anytime u want if you want to give me any ideas or want to strike a deal. :)
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N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
you said that windows computers are bad because they malfunction.
whenever a machine malfunctions, it is 99.9% because of user error.
Also, you use photo-shop, which you can also get on a windows machine, which for the same price would run twice as fast.
There are many reasons, but it is mostly because of the apple shit. Also touting that you are a "genius" isn't really a large feat, It's mostly gloating that you have above average computer experience, which everyone ripping on you had and more, such as actual programming experience, which you obviously do not, since all you do is Graphic design.
whenever a machine malfunctions, it is 99.9% because of user error.
Also, you use photo-shop, which you can also get on a windows machine, which for the same price would run twice as fast.
There are many reasons, but it is mostly because of the apple shit. Also touting that you are a "genius" isn't really a large feat, It's mostly gloating that you have above average computer experience, which everyone ripping on you had and more, such as actual programming experience, which you obviously do not, since all you do is Graphic design.
i study creative media i use a mac because i have to. i use the entire creative suite and i never said anything bad about windows. im a lover of all tech. i may not be a programmer but ive had years of experience in computers. i just don't like that fact that people rip apart a computer that they don't even use. just freakin accept it the fact thats its a good computer thats overpriced. i swear its like Christians arguing that being gay is wrong 10 years ago.
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N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
a mac uses the same fucking components as regular windows machines.
they both come from the same factory over in Thailand, FOXCONN. They build everything that runs on electricity.
Dont start tellinbg me that a windows machine with the same specs as an apple isn't better than a windows machine when you know absolutely nothing about hardware. If you truly want a good computer, you have to build one yourself.
Also, you can still get the creative suite on a windows machine.
they both come from the same factory over in Thailand, FOXCONN. They build everything that runs on electricity.
Dont start tellinbg me that a windows machine with the same specs as an apple isn't better than a windows machine when you know absolutely nothing about hardware. If you truly want a good computer, you have to build one yourself.
Also, you can still get the creative suite on a windows machine.
calm down, listen to me the components in a mac are made by different companies but there all commissioned by apple and were originally designed by apple. apple hard drives apple screen apple everything. thats one reason why there so hardy. thats why they are able to run so smoothly. and the creative suite works better on macs because it is designed for working on a mac. its reformatted for windows and is more complicated on windows. thats why macs are the industry standard.
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N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
If you really think that all components have to come from the same manufacturers in order to run properly you are dead wrong. There is not a single hard drive designed by apple. not a single video card designed by apple. not a single stick of ram designed by apple. not a single CPU designed by apple. the screen itself, again, not designed by apple, they just said "we want something with a high resolution" and they got it.
Creative suite does NOT run faster on Apple computers, that is just placebo from switching from a $300 windows machine with shitty specs to a $1500 apple machine with okay specs. go spend the same amount on a windows machine and tell me again that creative suite runs better on apple computers.
Creative suite does NOT run faster on Apple computers, that is just placebo from switching from a $300 windows machine with shitty specs to a $1500 apple machine with okay specs. go spend the same amount on a windows machine and tell me again that creative suite runs better on apple computers.
all of it and my research is that i have to take new tests on apple technology once a week every week.
your wrong because the parts in the apple computers ARE designed by apple and that allows the code in the software to be simple enough to reduce the rate of viruses and crashes and any other kind of failure. and yes the creative suite does run better and easier on macs thats no secret genius. i can put the same game on a mac that was made for a PC and it would run better on the PC, its the same thing.
your wrong because the parts in the apple computers ARE designed by apple and that allows the code in the software to be simple enough to reduce the rate of viruses and crashes and any other kind of failure. and yes the creative suite does run better and easier on macs thats no secret genius. i can put the same game on a mac that was made for a PC and it would run better on the PC, its the same thing.
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N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
a game runs better on a pc because of better hardware.
get a two computers with the same specs, one with osx, one with windows, and run all the applications you know simultaneously. I can pretty much guarantee that they will both get almost the exact same benchmarks, whether it be on creative suite, or if it is on a game, it will run the same.
And about that virus thing, don't argue about something of which you have no idea how it actually works, it just makes you sound stupid.
I am so done with arguing with a retard, goodbye.
get a two computers with the same specs, one with osx, one with windows, and run all the applications you know simultaneously. I can pretty much guarantee that they will both get almost the exact same benchmarks, whether it be on creative suite, or if it is on a game, it will run the same.
And about that virus thing, don't argue about something of which you have no idea how it actually works, it just makes you sound stupid.
I am so done with arguing with a retard, goodbye.
I can't comment there anymore , and I think you didn't see my reply so I'm just gonna do it here
No. But see how much nicer you are when you found out I'm a girl ?
No. But see how much nicer you are when you found out I'm a girl ?
no, i but since i have a conscience i would like to inform you that i am an asshole to everyone i do not know by name... on the web at least because im a cowered hiding behind my laptop because i think im all that, when in reality im just an 19 year old overworked man who's cranky because all i ever do is work work and more god damn work!
am an apple specialist and an apple technition working at a premium retail ad service center. which helps with my nerdy side, and i work nights at fedex lifting heavy ass boxes over and over again till well after 4 in the morning, which had kept me fit and strong. so cant complain there. still hard work. im also a full time college student so when im not working im still working :'|
Shit , I feel you , but honestly I'd give anything for that life , I come home from school and all I do is stay at home , not by choice because I have to , girls can't leave there house without a male member , father , brother , husband etc , so I stay at home mostly , wait for the weekend or till my dad gets home so yeah your life seems pretty good from here .
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ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
hey I see your a graphics designer, do you have a portfolio I can check out? I'm very interested in becoming a professional also, I've been working with photoshop and cinema 4d for a year now and am pretty confident in my skills.
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ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
here's the link: It's missing my recent work partly because I don't usually add photo manipulations of myself on it. I also have an fb page if you like what you see you can check out my page, where I have a bunch other stuff like stock photos of my work and untextured versions of my 3d work.
tfritzdesigns.tumblr.com/
www.facebook.com/tfritzdesigns?fref=ts
tfritzdesigns.tumblr.com/
www.facebook.com/tfritzdesigns?fref=ts
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ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
nice work dude, I gotta say since I do more creative stuff the overgrown planet one really struck me as sick, do you have any advice for a starting up graphics designer? And what do you mean by the intricate workings also, I'm just very curious I've basically dedicated my future career to this.
think of it this way, a program such as photoshop is so massive and intricate that no one person knows everything about it. so someone who is self taught are more limited to someone with training. and if you want any advice go to tutsplus.com
it has tutorials and many creative programs. and i think that may include cinema 4D
it has tutorials and many creative programs. and i think that may include cinema 4D
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ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
thanks I'll be sure to check it out and see what I can learn, and one more thing, sorry, but like when you said the style mimicked someone who does;t know photoshop that well, were you talking about any certain pictures or just in general, and if so what type of style would that be? Thanks
its difficult to explain, its like i can see that your doing the best that you can do with a limited knowlege of photoshop, because i can see little things here and there that would make your art better but those methods are a bit more tricky and its things you have to be taught how to do.
Zapgod. where is my Chuck Norris on Mt Everest riding a dinosaur with lots of fire back ground?
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