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Hello, I am zapgod, I'm a graphic designer who works with illustrator, Photoshop, in design, vinyl, scree print (t-shirts), digital photography, audio/video, and offset press. I'm known as the OP that delivers. If you ask nicely maybe ill make you a funnyjunk themed sticker or t-shirt. but other then that I'm just a normal guy on the internet :D
oh BTW, PM m anytime u want if you want to give me any ideas or want to strike a deal. :)

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myself what? that i have no desire to go out and get a computer that can no longer be upgraded? because i don't. im a graphic designer, i have to have a mac, but i also like having the options that the newer models dont give me.
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#190 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
nobody take any computer advice from this retard.
User avatar #191 to #190 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
im an expert on Macs. thats all. if you feel compelled to insult me because i use a different computer than you please do so to my face or even un anon u lousy piece of shit
#192 to #191 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
let me direct you towards 4chan's technology board so that you can see how much of a retard you have been.

[url deleted]
User avatar #194 to #192 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
lol
#193 to #192 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
well the boards called /g/ since deleted url.
User avatar #195 to #193 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
honestly whats with you guys. all i did was defend my computer and all you guys do is rip on it when you dont completely understand it yourself.
#196 to #195 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
you said that windows computers are bad because they malfunction.
whenever a machine malfunctions, it is 99.9% because of user error.

Also, you use photo-shop, which you can also get on a windows machine, which for the same price would run twice as fast.

There are many reasons, but it is mostly because of the apple shit. Also touting that you are a "genius" isn't really a large feat, It's mostly gloating that you have above average computer experience, which everyone ripping on you had and more, such as actual programming experience, which you obviously do not, since all you do is Graphic design.
User avatar #197 to #196 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
i study creative media i use a mac because i have to. i use the entire creative suite and i never said anything bad about windows. im a lover of all tech. i may not be a programmer but ive had years of experience in computers. i just don't like that fact that people rip apart a computer that they don't even use. just freakin accept it the fact thats its a good computer thats overpriced. i swear its like Christians arguing that being gay is wrong 10 years ago.
#198 to #197 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
I never said it was bad, I just said that for the same price you could get something better.

Also you don't have to use a mac if all you do is use photoshop.
User avatar #199 to #198 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
maybe a computer with better specs but that doesnt mean its a better computer. there are a few things about PCs that cant compete with macs but thats just a given. and i just said i dont just use Photoshop i use the entire Adobe Creative Suite
#200 to #199 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
a mac uses the same fucking components as regular windows machines.
they both come from the same factory over in Thailand, FOXCONN. They build everything that runs on electricity.
Dont start tellinbg me that a windows machine with the same specs as an apple isn't better than a windows machine when you know absolutely nothing about hardware. If you truly want a good computer, you have to build one yourself.

Also, you can still get the creative suite on a windows machine.
User avatar #202 to #200 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
calm down, listen to me the components in a mac are made by different companies but there all commissioned by apple and were originally designed by apple. apple hard drives apple screen apple everything. thats one reason why there so hardy. thats why they are able to run so smoothly. and the creative suite works better on macs because it is designed for working on a mac. its reformatted for windows and is more complicated on windows. thats why macs are the industry standard.
#203 to #202 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
If you really think that all components have to come from the same manufacturers in order to run properly you are dead wrong. There is not a single hard drive designed by apple. not a single video card designed by apple. not a single stick of ram designed by apple. not a single CPU designed by apple. the screen itself, again, not designed by apple, they just said "we want something with a high resolution" and they got it.

Creative suite does NOT run faster on Apple computers, that is just placebo from switching from a $300 windows machine with shitty specs to a $1500 apple machine with okay specs. go spend the same amount on a windows machine and tell me again that creative suite runs better on apple computers.
User avatar #204 to #203 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
um your actualy wrong on that one. do some research befor you come here acting all big and bad and anonymous
#205 to #204 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
Wrong on which point?

I implore you to do YOUR research before acting like a technologically impaired retard on the internet.

Tell me where I am wrong and I will refute your arguments.
User avatar #206 to #205 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
all of it and my research is that i have to take new tests on apple technology once a week every week.
your wrong because the parts in the apple computers ARE designed by apple and that allows the code in the software to be simple enough to reduce the rate of viruses and crashes and any other kind of failure. and yes the creative suite does run better and easier on macs thats no secret genius. i can put the same game on a mac that was made for a PC and it would run better on the PC, its the same thing.
#207 to #206 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
a game runs better on a pc because of better hardware.
get a two computers with the same specs, one with osx, one with windows, and run all the applications you know simultaneously. I can pretty much guarantee that they will both get almost the exact same benchmarks, whether it be on creative suite, or if it is on a game, it will run the same.

And about that virus thing, don't argue about something of which you have no idea how it actually works, it just makes you sound stupid.

I am so done with arguing with a retard, goodbye.
User avatar #208 to #207 - zapgod (04/07/2013) [-]
your the one who came to argue with me. you hve no one to blame for your frustration but your uneducated self
#201 to #200 - N. Korean citizen (04/07/2013) [-]
typo spotted

"specs as an apple IS better than a windows machine"
User avatar #181 - dingdongsingsong (10/23/2012) [-]
do me a favor ?
User avatar #182 to #181 - zapgod (10/23/2012) [-]
like?
User avatar #183 to #182 - dingdongsingsong (10/23/2012) [-]
make me an avatar ?
User avatar #160 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
I can't comment there anymore , and I think you didn't see my reply so I'm just gonna do it here
No. But see how much nicer you are when you found out I'm a girl ?
User avatar #161 to #160 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
no, i but since i have a conscience i would like to inform you that i am an asshole to everyone i do not know by name... on the web at least because im a cowered hiding behind my laptop because i think im all that, when in reality im just an 19 year old overworked man who's cranky because all i ever do is work work and more god damn work!
User avatar #162 to #161 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Try to be more positive :) it helps , what do you do ?
User avatar #163 to #162 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
am an apple specialist and an apple technition working at a premium retail ad service center. which helps with my nerdy side, and i work nights at fedex lifting heavy ass boxes over and over again till well after 4 in the morning, which had kept me fit and strong. so cant complain there. still hard work. im also a full time college student so when im not working im still working :'|
User avatar #164 to #163 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Dayum , people on funnyjunk are so overworked , your like the 5th person telling me about this , do you guys even sleep ?
User avatar #165 to #164 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
hardly, see after i get home from fed ex im still so pumped up i cant go to sleep for about an hour then by then ill only have a few hours of sleep before i have to be up again
User avatar #166 to #165 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Shit , I feel you , but honestly I'd give anything for that life , I come home from school and all I do is stay at home , not by choice because I have to , girls can't leave there house without a male member , father , brother , husband etc , so I stay at home mostly , wait for the weekend or till my dad gets home so yeah your life seems pretty good from here .
User avatar #167 to #166 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
so ur Muslim?
User avatar #168 to #167 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Ding ding ding we have a winner , but it's the place that restricts you not the religion , i used to go out a lot but ever since I moved here life is fucking depressing
User avatar #169 to #168 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
yea i know that, the laws are restricting and imoral,
User avatar #170 to #169 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
VERY , but you get used to it after a while , but every now and then it hits you , and bad
User avatar #171 to #170 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
im srry
User avatar #172 to #171 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Eh, no biggie ,I'll be free when I leave for studies , do tell me more about your profession of telling people to turn there computers on and off again :)
User avatar #173 to #172 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
to be honest its just people being stupid and people dropping there iphones. and the computers we get in dont have problems mostly there just being upgraded
User avatar #174 to #173 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
So that part of work isn't as hectic as fed ex eh .
User avatar #175 to #174 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
no but u have to deal with people
User avatar #176 to #175 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
So , ...what now
User avatar #177 to #176 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
idk u tell me
User avatar #178 to #177 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Umm any hobbies ?
User avatar #179 to #178 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i do graphic design
User avatar #180 to #179 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Well..umm ok ...
#148 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
hey I see your a graphics designer, do you have a portfolio I can check out? I'm very interested in becoming a professional also, I've been working with photoshop and cinema 4d for a year now and am pretty confident in my skills.
User avatar #149 to #148 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i do but its not up to date, do you have a deviant art?
#150 to #149 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
no I use tumblr to share my work
User avatar #151 to #150 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
link me
#152 to #151 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
here's the link: It's missing my recent work partly because I don't usually add photo manipulations of myself on it. I also have an fb page if you like what you see you can check out my page, where I have a bunch other stuff like stock photos of my work and untextured versions of my 3d work.

tfritzdesigns.tumblr.com/
www.facebook.com/tfritzdesigns?fref=ts
User avatar #153 to #152 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
not bad, but im guessing you are self taught?
#154 to #153 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
yea, surprisingly enough I actually haven't filed out my computer credit in high school et and i'm in my junior year already, it's finally gonna be filled out 2nd semester
User avatar #155 to #154 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i see, i just notices that the style mimicked that of someone who doesnt know the intricate workings of programs as exstensive as photoshop. but its still impressive. heres some of mine
zapgod16.deviantart.com/gallery/
#156 to #155 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
nice work dude, I gotta say since I do more creative stuff the overgrown planet one really struck me as sick, do you have any advice for a starting up graphics designer? And what do you mean by the intricate workings also, I'm just very curious I've basically dedicated my future career to this.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
think of it this way, a program such as photoshop is so massive and intricate that no one person knows everything about it. so someone who is self taught are more limited to someone with training. and if you want any advice go to tutsplus.com
it has tutorials and many creative programs. and i think that may include cinema 4D
#158 to #157 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
thanks I'll be sure to check it out and see what I can learn, and one more thing, sorry, but like when you said the style mimicked someone who does;t know photoshop that well, were you talking about any certain pictures or just in general, and if so what type of style would that be? Thanks
User avatar #159 to #158 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
its difficult to explain, its like i can see that your doing the best that you can do with a limited knowlege of photoshop, because i can see little things here and there that would make your art better but those methods are a bit more tricky and its things you have to be taught how to do.
User avatar #133 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
Apparently you're apart of fj design team?
User avatar #135 to #134 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
You look more or less like a fan-club than something official.
User avatar #136 to #135 - zapgod (09/05/2012) [-]
well we created ourselves so yes we were pretty much a fan club until my black son recognized us and asked us to create a few things for his store. noting major just tshirts and junk
User avatar #137 to #136 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
Do you have anyone on your team that has a decent knowledge on html,css,jquery/javascript?
User avatar #138 to #137 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
no, i have a basic knowlege and im the only one with the tools on my computer t do it, but i have yet to go in depth. so far my main accomplishments are becoming adobe certified professional in photoshop and illustrator
User avatar #139 to #138 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I HAVE GOOD KNWOLEDGE OF IT
User avatar #140 to #139 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
oh rly
User avatar #142 to #141 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
neat, wat do u use
User avatar #143 to #142 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I just use whatever really. Nothing to special.
User avatar #144 to #143 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
i men, u use flas or fireworks?
User avatar #146 to #144 - jingleforth (09/07/2012) [-]
I USE FLAS
User avatar #147 to #146 - zapgod (09/07/2012) [-]
ah ok thats what i was asking
User avatar #145 to #144 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I can't understand you?
User avatar #131 - TheOriginalNerd (07/25/2012) [-]
you spelt mt Olympus wrong
#129 - dinak (06/13/2012) [-]
you a nigga
User avatar #127 - phunguyen (06/13/2012) [-]
NIGGER!
#126 - N. Korean citizen (06/13/2012) [-]
YOU'RE A GODDAMN NIGGER
User avatar #125 - turtlecat (06/13/2012) [-]
fucking nigger
User avatar #120 - bnsprt (05/17/2012) [-]
Zapgod. where is my Chuck Norris on Mt Everest riding a dinosaur with lots of fire back ground?
User avatar #121 to #146 - zapgod (05/17/2012) [-]
sorry bro, iv been kinda busy i got a last minute job making another custom pokemon card playmate check it
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but ill finish your pic as soon as i can ok bro you have my word
#123 to #147 - bnsprt (05/17/2012) [-]
hm ok then
User avatar #124 to #149 - bnsprt (05/18/2012) [-]
dude i saw it, was AMAZING
User avatar #122 to #147 - zapgod (05/17/2012) [-]
and they deleted my URL how nice
#114 - scatmanjohn (04/27/2012) [-]
You thought I was trolling you?

Nah, man, I was just being honest.

Can we make amends?

-tcov.

I'm just the messenger, not an alt account.
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#113 to #126 - zapgod (03/18/2012) [-]
**zapgod rolls 358** RAVE BITCH!!!
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User avatar #105 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
how do you do rainbow thingy :L...

User avatar #106 to #119 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
ah well see Kony, the Ugandan hero loves me quite a bit, so he gave me the power of rave
User avatar #107 to #120 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
ok ... kony

really how ..
User avatar #108 to #121 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
its just a gif thats exactly 1 pixel tall so its nearly impossible to save
User avatar #109 to #122 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
ohh post it here :L>...

#111 to #124 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
oops wrong one
oops wrong one
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User avatar #85 - rsknight (05/17/2011) [-]
IF YOU DID MASS PRODUCE THESE I WOULD definitely buy it. THAT IS BY FAR THE BEST IDEA ANYONE HAS EVER HAD.
just a quick question?
how much would it cost because i would buy it.
User avatar #86 to #92 - zapgod (05/17/2011) [-]
it depends, a lot of work goes into making these. they take me at least 3 days to do everything. and its not like i can mass produce these
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