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zaperzero

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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
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#289 - I'm overweight, a complete slob, and slack super hard in work …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... +1
User avatar #290 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
I should proof read this to make sure I didn't repeat things or leave out anything crucial, but Luke and my best friend are making me help get wins of the day for Smite right now so I have to be going right now.
#269 - All he tries to manipulate me into doing is usually for my bet…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... +1
#288 - chimi (01/31/2015) [-]
to be honest it sounds like you're enabling this behavior on the basis of "he is smart and im not so he must know whats good for me". i don't see how it's for your betterment if he has to lie to your friends and family to the point where you're painted in a negative light so you can hang out with him unless you let him convince you that sullying your name and lying to those closest to you was for your own good which is supported by the fact that you yourself said youre whipped. it sounds like indoctrination but as you say it's a long story and im on the outside looking in.
User avatar #289 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm overweight, a complete slob, and slack super hard in work and school (I don't have my liscense at 17 almost 18) he's kicking my ass in gear on all of those.
If you want the story behind the abandoning my friends for spanish club here it is (by long story I mean embarrassing story tbh).
Months in advance I had promised my bf we would go to a cinco de mayo event. Unfortunately my friends wanted to come over that weekend. They did, and I didin't stop them, which is because I didn't care. Then he reminded me that it was that weekend. I was still fine with them coming over, but they had agreed without my consent That is to say they agreed with me infront of them and, being the beta I am, I just sat there and did nothing and accepted them doing whatever they want. Luke, the more aggressive of the two, just said they were coming over . Then when I was telling them they had to leave my house so I could go over, they both instead stayed multiple hours after they were asked to leave. I, hiding my relationship from my parents, just acted like a dick to get them to go. Then my bf picked me up and they were left at my house without me for another 20 minutes or so because they refused to leave and I'm not hard headed enough to get them to leave. I also couldn't tell anyone that I had made a promise that far back because, well, it's not like me to make promises for anything months in advance. It is, however, like me to keep my promises, so I just said to my parents I got caught up in wanting to hang out with him and that they were staying "completely uninvited" when the truth was I just didn't stop them because I didn't remember that I had promised to him when they invited themselves to stay longer.
User avatar #290 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
I should proof read this to make sure I didn't repeat things or leave out anything crucial, but Luke and my best friend are making me help get wins of the day for Smite right now so I have to be going right now.
#257 - My boyfriend both of us guys is very picky and consta…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... +3
#261 - chimi (01/31/2015) [-]
get new bf who's not a manipulative douchenozzle
User avatar #269 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
All he tries to manipulate me into doing is usually for my betterment. The Spanish Club thing was , again, a long story. I never said he forces me into things that are bad for me. I don't keep my hair in the best of conditions because it's so long and thick, so he thinks it's gross, the main reason he wants me to get rid of its length is because it's gross.
He's a smart guy and I'm not, so I let him talk me into anything he wants me to do.
#288 - chimi (01/31/2015) [-]
to be honest it sounds like you're enabling this behavior on the basis of "he is smart and im not so he must know whats good for me". i don't see how it's for your betterment if he has to lie to your friends and family to the point where you're painted in a negative light so you can hang out with him unless you let him convince you that sullying your name and lying to those closest to you was for your own good which is supported by the fact that you yourself said youre whipped. it sounds like indoctrination but as you say it's a long story and im on the outside looking in.
User avatar #289 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm overweight, a complete slob, and slack super hard in work and school (I don't have my liscense at 17 almost 18) he's kicking my ass in gear on all of those.
If you want the story behind the abandoning my friends for spanish club here it is (by long story I mean embarrassing story tbh).
Months in advance I had promised my bf we would go to a cinco de mayo event. Unfortunately my friends wanted to come over that weekend. They did, and I didin't stop them, which is because I didn't care. Then he reminded me that it was that weekend. I was still fine with them coming over, but they had agreed without my consent That is to say they agreed with me infront of them and, being the beta I am, I just sat there and did nothing and accepted them doing whatever they want. Luke, the more aggressive of the two, just said they were coming over . Then when I was telling them they had to leave my house so I could go over, they both instead stayed multiple hours after they were asked to leave. I, hiding my relationship from my parents, just acted like a dick to get them to go. Then my bf picked me up and they were left at my house without me for another 20 minutes or so because they refused to leave and I'm not hard headed enough to get them to leave. I also couldn't tell anyone that I had made a promise that far back because, well, it's not like me to make promises for anything months in advance. It is, however, like me to keep my promises, so I just said to my parents I got caught up in wanting to hang out with him and that they were staying "completely uninvited" when the truth was I just didn't stop them because I didn't remember that I had promised to him when they invited themselves to stay longer.
User avatar #290 - zaperzero (01/31/2015) [-]
I should proof read this to make sure I didn't repeat things or leave out anything crucial, but Luke and my best friend are making me help get wins of the day for Smite right now so I have to be going right now.
#237 - I slipped into a slight depression and started losing everythi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Thanks +3
#238 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
#97 - I was gonna go to bed. Then admin is gonna have a *******… 01/31/2015 on Want party? +1
#176 - I was a sophomore in high school before I found out. I'm a Se… 01/30/2015 on rEmemeber this 0
#172 - Theme reminded me of this when I first heard it. 01/30/2015 on rEmemeber this 0
#165 - Had a bad problem with a similar situation. There was a game …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on rEmemeber this 0
#175 - ddylann (01/30/2015) [-]
i had the same problem with the exact same game i dont even know how i ended up finding it.
User avatar #176 - zaperzero (01/30/2015) [-]
I was a sophomore in high school before I found out. I'm a Senior in High School right now.
Shit this game was obscure.
#87 - You threw in your own fandom in a post that didn't involve it … 01/29/2015 on Fenir 0
#81 - It most certainly is not. Also, you removed right before I t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Fenir +1
#85 - cobrien (01/29/2015) [-]
Cool. I'm sick of the FJ bandwagon doing its thing and bashing someone over and over just because of a dumb comment I made.
User avatar #87 - zaperzero (01/29/2015) [-]
You threw in your own fandom in a post that didn't involve it whatsoever. It's a typical thing to get onto someone for that. Sorry, though...it's kinda how I feel.
Also, I have a personal resentment for fans of LoL. I'm currently dating a guy who had trouble settling for me when he really liked another guy, one who had a major fandom of LoL and coerced my bf into playing it with him even if he didn't want to. I've never talked my bf into anything he doesn't already want, so it's kind of a personal blow to me about that.
Also, the majority of Conquest in Smite is ruined by people who think the strats in LoL are 100% the only way to play Smite Conquest, where as that's not at all true.
#2260 - Well...find out how many you think you could do it with while …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2261 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
Hmm yeah I guess I could do that
#2258 - If you want something with a market for it, some fan art of Da…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2259 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
Dunno if I could accomplish that, I'm still a bit of a novice
User avatar #2260 - zaperzero (01/29/2015) [-]
Well...find out how many you think you could do it with while making it look ok, then use the rest for practice. ^_^ Even if you have to twist them around and reuse them, it's better than nothing. Or you could get some string and make a bunch of the bark chips into a bark-mail chestplate.
User avatar #2261 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
Hmm yeah I guess I could do that
#2256 - Make letters out of each that spell out "Funnyjunk is Gay…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2015 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #2257 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
As much as I would love to, I'm hoping to sell whatever I make
And I don't think anyone would buy that
#2291 - bann (01/30/2015) [-]
I'll pay $30 for that, as high as I'd go

Could probably get more making anything else
User avatar #2292 - shadowfireball (01/30/2015) [-]
yes, yes i could
User avatar #2258 - zaperzero (01/29/2015) [-]
If you want something with a market for it, some fan art of Dark Souls would surely sell.
Make the Great Grey Wolf Sif with a carved form among the logs.
User avatar #2259 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
Dunno if I could accomplish that, I'm still a bit of a novice
User avatar #2260 - zaperzero (01/29/2015) [-]
Well...find out how many you think you could do it with while making it look ok, then use the rest for practice. ^_^ Even if you have to twist them around and reuse them, it's better than nothing. Or you could get some string and make a bunch of the bark chips into a bark-mail chestplate.
User avatar #2261 - shadowfireball (01/29/2015) [-]
Hmm yeah I guess I could do that
#55 - "It does give time for them to heal over though. The sca… 01/28/2015 on Blowjobs are good for your... 0
#8 - Excellent video of the same character gettin' rekt. 01/26/2015 on Made it for you guys 0
#57 - awe... :c 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#53 - What's the matter bro, ain't got speakers/headphones? 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#52 - do that with a jungler ao kuang (devoted to getting us the 6 b…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
User avatar #55 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
whats funny is i got my ello up tp 1940 at one point with doing tank cupid and that put me in the top 2000 players. Now i am down some and in the top 7000 players =(
User avatar #57 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
awe... :c
#49 - Cupid tank Hades power duo tho.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#50 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
The other teams duo after being bent over and fucked x)
User avatar #52 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
do that with a jungler ao kuang (devoted to getting us the 6 buffs, it's an amazing strat, consistently gets us wins, that's how I went 15/0 that match) with power Hades and tank Cupid. GG, friends.
Also, I'm really salty after a match I had a second ago. A Neith, Herc, and Bacchus. Sure you can see-see the problem with that...
User avatar #55 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
whats funny is i got my ello up tp 1940 at one point with doing tank cupid and that put me in the top 2000 players. Now i am down some and in the top 7000 players =(
User avatar #57 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
awe... :c
#43 - Yeah. Tanks are really a much better option for dealing with … 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#41 - The 2 hits while you're blighted and you might as well be a si…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
User avatar #42 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
That is why I always keep a healthy distance away from Hades. I usually play fairly squishy gods, so a blighted 2 will screw me over in most scenarios.
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah. Tanks are really a much better option for dealing with Hades. If you can build enough magic defense, then only a master at Hades will be able to take you on. Especially an Athena.
#39 - To be fair, I use that as a finisher. I use the 1+3 or 2+3 to…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
User avatar #40 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
A good Hades still scares me shitless. His 2 alone gets me nervous.
User avatar #41 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
The 2 hits while you're blighted and you might as well be a sitting duck that goes wherever he wants. In fact, if your foes don't act wary, they will lose to you in massive team battles.
I once got a penta as hades in assault because the entire enemy team tried to rush me in a 1v5 without being careful not to go near one another or minions. My entire team was back in fountain or dead during that fight.
Still lost because no matter how good of a carry you are you need a good team in assault...
User avatar #42 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
That is why I always keep a healthy distance away from Hades. I usually play fairly squishy gods, so a blighted 2 will screw me over in most scenarios.
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah. Tanks are really a much better option for dealing with Hades. If you can build enough magic defense, then only a master at Hades will be able to take you on. Especially an Athena.
#35 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#45 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
Why build Hades Magic Power when you can build Cupid tank?

User avatar #49 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Cupid tank Hades power duo tho.
#50 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
The other teams duo after being bent over and fucked x)
User avatar #52 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
do that with a jungler ao kuang (devoted to getting us the 6 buffs, it's an amazing strat, consistently gets us wins, that's how I went 15/0 that match) with power Hades and tank Cupid. GG, friends.
Also, I'm really salty after a match I had a second ago. A Neith, Herc, and Bacchus. Sure you can see-see the problem with that...
User avatar #55 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
whats funny is i got my ello up tp 1940 at one point with doing tank cupid and that put me in the top 2000 players. Now i am down some and in the top 7000 players =(
User avatar #57 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
awe... :c
#46 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
So I may of played Cupid Tank for a good few games in a row.
#47 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
4 out of 5 srubs agree tank cupid op
#48 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
He's the little engine that fucks your face
#33 - Because you can play as Hades, bro. Mage Hades tho  [+] (11 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult 0
#34 - Hulksbeast (01/25/2015) [-]
say that to my main nerd
#35 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
#45 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
Why build Hades Magic Power when you can build Cupid tank?

User avatar #49 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Cupid tank Hades power duo tho.
#50 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
The other teams duo after being bent over and fucked x)
User avatar #52 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
do that with a jungler ao kuang (devoted to getting us the 6 buffs, it's an amazing strat, consistently gets us wins, that's how I went 15/0 that match) with power Hades and tank Cupid. GG, friends.
Also, I'm really salty after a match I had a second ago. A Neith, Herc, and Bacchus. Sure you can see-see the problem with that...
User avatar #55 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
whats funny is i got my ello up tp 1940 at one point with doing tank cupid and that put me in the top 2000 players. Now i am down some and in the top 7000 players =(
User avatar #57 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
awe... :c
#46 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
So I may of played Cupid Tank for a good few games in a row.
#47 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
4 out of 5 srubs agree tank cupid op
#48 - gandr (01/25/2015) [-]
He's the little engine that fucks your face
#32 - " ******* damn it you whore get back here, you and …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Zhong Kui's ult +5
User avatar #37 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
I always feel dirty when I use Hou Yi's escape to get out of Hade's spiraling tornado of impending doom.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
To be fair, I use that as a finisher. I use the 1+3 or 2+3 to whipe out entire teams with little effort. Jumps are really really bad for me (especially neith and hou yi's jumps) because I can't silence or walk you out of them with the 2, you just ignore my 2 like everything but Thor's 3.
User avatar #40 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
A good Hades still scares me shitless. His 2 alone gets me nervous.
User avatar #41 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
The 2 hits while you're blighted and you might as well be a sitting duck that goes wherever he wants. In fact, if your foes don't act wary, they will lose to you in massive team battles.
I once got a penta as hades in assault because the entire enemy team tried to rush me in a 1v5 without being careful not to go near one another or minions. My entire team was back in fountain or dead during that fight.
Still lost because no matter how good of a carry you are you need a good team in assault...
User avatar #42 - roflnaut (01/25/2015) [-]
That is why I always keep a healthy distance away from Hades. I usually play fairly squishy gods, so a blighted 2 will screw me over in most scenarios.
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah. Tanks are really a much better option for dealing with Hades. If you can build enough magic defense, then only a master at Hades will be able to take you on. Especially an Athena.

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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