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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4828
Highest Content Rank:#3971
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4505 total,  7109 ,  2604
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91360
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:3599
FJ Points:4372
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#30 - Because this is Funnyjunk. 03/03/2015 on Dealing With Life +2
#96 - Fry is dumb. He does dumb things. 03/02/2015 on Types of humor +9
#24 - Picture 03/02/2015 on Don't fuck with this Senator! +6
#58 - I'm sorry Octopusafrican... If it makes you feel any bette… 02/28/2015 on romance is weird +2
#41 - Become one as brothers in blood. War is the only method and y… 02/27/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube 0
#4 - "When you drunk and a girl thinks your pull out game ain'… 02/26/2015 on Animekami Captions Gifs... +10
#660 - Picture 02/25/2015 on FJ Writes A Story 0
#1418 - I was really hoping the Spyro Eclipse project would go through… 02/24/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#1110 - There will never be a Spyro game like the PSX classics, or eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #1127 - tikitaco (02/24/2015) [-]
Spyro is dead, play Skylanders™ ok ;-; I want a spyro game just as bad as you do dood
User avatar #1418 - zaperzero (02/24/2015) [-]
I was really hoping the Spyro Eclipse project would go through, but it's coming along slowly.
#106 - Hades is my favorite Egyptian god. 02/24/2015 on Superhero Comps: Raven 0
#155 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Gravity Falls 0
#26 - Go seeking and you will find grass? 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Wisdom +6
#7 - Sora No Otoshimono. 02/22/2015 on Need some help FJ +1
#63 - Yours look pretty good. 02/22/2015 on doesnt afraid of anything 0
#79 - Don't worry everyone. His dick is legendary. 02/21/2015 on This Does Not Expand Dong +1
#80 - Ok, you win. 02/19/2015 on Vegeta +9
#11 - Did you fags even land your punches first?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Vegeta +128
#50 - carnivoreapples has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - nthmetal (02/19/2015) [-]
my dad's an asshole, when I landed a punch on him all that happened was my hand got covered in shit.
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (02/19/2015) [-]
Ok, you win.
User avatar #62 - dscrim (02/19/2015) [-]
Cheeeeeeezy
#381 - My girlfriend is taking a while to get back to me on whether o… 02/19/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... 0
#39 - Oldest link to this video I could find. 02/19/2015 on messing with stock photos... 0
#162 - I like the last one because it's hard to tell if that's a seri… 02/18/2015 on Cringe adventures #3 0
#55 - I skip class sometimes to sleep with my boyfriend under a stai… 02/18/2015 on Daddy +1
#51 - Yep. 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
#49 - Competitive sex, seeing which of the two of you can get the be…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
User avatar #50 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
just fucking demolishing her and drenching the bed in cum and sex juices
that room would never smell the same

She'd kind of be ruined for life if she broke up with you
User avatar #51 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Yep.
#47 - I was thinking about that. You can sate your desires to be wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
User avatar #48 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
exactly, is that not a win-win?
and its not like the other-you has a bigger dick or is anymore skilled than you
so no sexual competition, if anything you've just get better each time from being better than yourself

the slow ascent to godhood
User avatar #49 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Competitive sex, seeing which of the two of you can get the best. Plowing her into the sheets all the time. If you are both horny you could just stay in the bathroom and tell her you're ready for sex again while taking a piss, then your clone goes into the room and fucks her brains out. When he gets done you make food at just start finishing it up as your clone gets done. Then you go in for another round of shagging. Chain-fuck her until she can't take it anymore.
User avatar #50 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
just fucking demolishing her and drenching the bed in cum and sex juices
that room would never smell the same

She'd kind of be ruined for life if she broke up with you
User avatar #51 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Yep.
#4 - Every name is only assigned to a gender because of the social … 02/17/2015 on (untitled) +6

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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