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#109 - I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#107 - Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#105 - Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#103 - I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#100 - Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go ge…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#99 - Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being co…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#70 - I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding alw…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#67 - I haven't played around with it much. I'm trying to make my o…  [+] (47 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #72 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
just a heads up: mace always does more damage, even though it has less scaling
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go get it though.
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
User avatar #76 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that depends on which armour class you're up against.
User avatar #77 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
nope. mace and club both do strike damage, and the mace does more
User avatar #79 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Also depends on what stats/upgrades and which weapon in particular it is.

and yes, the damage type does matter if you're comparing it to something that is not strike damage.
User avatar #81 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well if we're talking mace compared to all other weapons, then sure, it's not exactly high end damage. i was just telling the guy that was using the club in his no-death attempts to switch it out for a mace
User avatar #82 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, there are more than one club.

and I assumed you meant other weapons too since you said "mace always does more damage".

Also, if he prefer the club then I say go with it. I doubt the damage can be much higher. Besides, you get the club early so that's pretty good.
User avatar #83 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
you can get infinite maces at lenigrast, plus it's a starting weapon. power-stance them and you can kill each ruin sentinel in something like three L2's
User avatar #86 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Which is also possible with the clubs.
www.twitch.tv/noobest/c/3919253
World speed record with power stancing 2 clubs.
User avatar #89 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
sure it's possible. i'm just saying that maces are more powerful than clubs. besides, that run is three months old
User avatar #93 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
There's like.. a difference of 6 damage with my stats at 27 str and 18 dex.
So it hardly even matters. Not to mention.. I'm pretty sure that the club has a way faster moveset than the mace.
It's old, but that doesn't really matter.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
If you're going for the ring, you're not allowed to summon or be summoned.

The "no bonfires" run is easier, since you're still allowed to activate bonfires for checkpoints AND you're allowed to use primal bonfires to get back to majula habla ingata.
User avatar #74 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i did the no-bonfire run NG+, using magic... going back through shrine of amana was the worst time i've ever had doing anything
User avatar #140 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
I found that farming the Magic Shield, then infusing it with Magic really helps against the Amata Mages. 100% Magic Reduction.
User avatar #142 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i never use shields, so that doesn't really help...
User avatar #144 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a small shield, and all you have to do is block. It's the easiest way to deal with those mages.
#146 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
blocking...
#147 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
Dying.
#152 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
rolling

to be fair though, it's been ages since i died in the shrine if you don't count that huge hole in the middle of nowhere
#153 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
You've learned well child.
User avatar #69 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
For that one, just use Santier spear as it has unlimited durability, also stock up on repair powders for armour and if you use magic, stock up on herbs. You should also carry 99 of every kind of lifegem.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding always gets me killed because a few mistakes in a row leads to a death. My current build thats carried me the farthest (which is to the covetous demon, I just got cocky and tried to run through the whole area. I didn't recall him being a threat from my last few encounters, but when you've got too heavy of a build he's a really big opponent) was Drangleic Set, Drangleic Sheild, club, and no helmet. My rings were the ring of blades, cloranthy ring, steel protection, and no fourth ring. The fourth ring slot put me over 70% encumbrance, which was a big no no for me. I've found that relying on huge dps and decent hp is the best way to play for me at this point. I can give you higher detail on the run's progression if you'd like.
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#63 - Yea.  [+] (49 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #65 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Like... Poise works, but not in the same way. It acts differently.
User avatar #67 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played around with it much. I'm trying to make my own build for a no death run that doesn't rely on any summons at all. My best shots have all been with a strength build focusing on the club and its absolutely ludicrous damage output.
User avatar #72 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
just a heads up: mace always does more damage, even though it has less scaling
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go get it though.
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
User avatar #76 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that depends on which armour class you're up against.
User avatar #77 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
nope. mace and club both do strike damage, and the mace does more
User avatar #79 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Also depends on what stats/upgrades and which weapon in particular it is.

and yes, the damage type does matter if you're comparing it to something that is not strike damage.
User avatar #81 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well if we're talking mace compared to all other weapons, then sure, it's not exactly high end damage. i was just telling the guy that was using the club in his no-death attempts to switch it out for a mace
User avatar #82 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, there are more than one club.

and I assumed you meant other weapons too since you said "mace always does more damage".

Also, if he prefer the club then I say go with it. I doubt the damage can be much higher. Besides, you get the club early so that's pretty good.
User avatar #83 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
you can get infinite maces at lenigrast, plus it's a starting weapon. power-stance them and you can kill each ruin sentinel in something like three L2's
User avatar #86 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Which is also possible with the clubs.
www.twitch.tv/noobest/c/3919253
World speed record with power stancing 2 clubs.
User avatar #89 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
sure it's possible. i'm just saying that maces are more powerful than clubs. besides, that run is three months old
User avatar #93 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
There's like.. a difference of 6 damage with my stats at 27 str and 18 dex.
So it hardly even matters. Not to mention.. I'm pretty sure that the club has a way faster moveset than the mace.
It's old, but that doesn't really matter.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
If you're going for the ring, you're not allowed to summon or be summoned.

The "no bonfires" run is easier, since you're still allowed to activate bonfires for checkpoints AND you're allowed to use primal bonfires to get back to majula habla ingata.
User avatar #74 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i did the no-bonfire run NG+, using magic... going back through shrine of amana was the worst time i've ever had doing anything
User avatar #140 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
I found that farming the Magic Shield, then infusing it with Magic really helps against the Amata Mages. 100% Magic Reduction.
User avatar #142 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i never use shields, so that doesn't really help...
User avatar #144 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a small shield, and all you have to do is block. It's the easiest way to deal with those mages.
#146 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
blocking...
#147 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
Dying.
#152 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
rolling

to be fair though, it's been ages since i died in the shrine if you don't count that huge hole in the middle of nowhere
#153 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
You've learned well child.
User avatar #69 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
For that one, just use Santier spear as it has unlimited durability, also stock up on repair powders for armour and if you use magic, stock up on herbs. You should also carry 99 of every kind of lifegem.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding always gets me killed because a few mistakes in a row leads to a death. My current build thats carried me the farthest (which is to the covetous demon, I just got cocky and tried to run through the whole area. I didn't recall him being a threat from my last few encounters, but when you've got too heavy of a build he's a really big opponent) was Drangleic Set, Drangleic Sheild, club, and no helmet. My rings were the ring of blades, cloranthy ring, steel protection, and no fourth ring. The fourth ring slot put me over 70% encumbrance, which was a big no no for me. I've found that relying on huge dps and decent hp is the best way to play for me at this point. I can give you higher detail on the run's progression if you'd like.
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#59 - Why not a vibrating shoulder puppy ring?  [+] (54 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #61 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Wolf ring has been replaced by the useless giant ring. Also poise is useless.
#160 - BERTMGERT (06/16/2014) [-]
Power Stance Old Whips +5 with Flame weapon on right hand, off hand kings shield in second slot, stone ring, chloranthy ring +2, bracing knuckle ring +2, soldiers ring +1= one of the most fun PvP builds of all time
User avatar #213 - crazylance (07/05/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I once power stanced both my Old Whips and it only registered one hit. I strike with BOTH whips, the first does 365 damage like a punch to the balls and the other one suddenly slaps for 18 damage. Both of my whips are +4, what is this shit?
User avatar #161 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Invissible pyromancy glove in right hand, weapon of choice in left hand.

Your move, fucker.
User avatar #63 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yea.
User avatar #65 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Like... Poise works, but not in the same way. It acts differently.
User avatar #67 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played around with it much. I'm trying to make my own build for a no death run that doesn't rely on any summons at all. My best shots have all been with a strength build focusing on the club and its absolutely ludicrous damage output.
User avatar #72 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
just a heads up: mace always does more damage, even though it has less scaling
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go get it though.
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
User avatar #76 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that depends on which armour class you're up against.
User avatar #77 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
nope. mace and club both do strike damage, and the mace does more
User avatar #79 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Also depends on what stats/upgrades and which weapon in particular it is.

and yes, the damage type does matter if you're comparing it to something that is not strike damage.
User avatar #81 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well if we're talking mace compared to all other weapons, then sure, it's not exactly high end damage. i was just telling the guy that was using the club in his no-death attempts to switch it out for a mace
User avatar #82 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, there are more than one club.

and I assumed you meant other weapons too since you said "mace always does more damage".

Also, if he prefer the club then I say go with it. I doubt the damage can be much higher. Besides, you get the club early so that's pretty good.
User avatar #83 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
you can get infinite maces at lenigrast, plus it's a starting weapon. power-stance them and you can kill each ruin sentinel in something like three L2's
User avatar #86 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Which is also possible with the clubs.
www.twitch.tv/noobest/c/3919253
World speed record with power stancing 2 clubs.
User avatar #89 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
sure it's possible. i'm just saying that maces are more powerful than clubs. besides, that run is three months old
User avatar #93 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
There's like.. a difference of 6 damage with my stats at 27 str and 18 dex.
So it hardly even matters. Not to mention.. I'm pretty sure that the club has a way faster moveset than the mace.
It's old, but that doesn't really matter.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
If you're going for the ring, you're not allowed to summon or be summoned.

The "no bonfires" run is easier, since you're still allowed to activate bonfires for checkpoints AND you're allowed to use primal bonfires to get back to majula habla ingata.
User avatar #74 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i did the no-bonfire run NG+, using magic... going back through shrine of amana was the worst time i've ever had doing anything
User avatar #140 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
I found that farming the Magic Shield, then infusing it with Magic really helps against the Amata Mages. 100% Magic Reduction.
User avatar #142 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i never use shields, so that doesn't really help...
User avatar #144 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a small shield, and all you have to do is block. It's the easiest way to deal with those mages.
#146 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
blocking...
#147 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
Dying.
#152 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
rolling

to be fair though, it's been ages since i died in the shrine if you don't count that huge hole in the middle of nowhere
#153 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
You've learned well child.
User avatar #69 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
For that one, just use Santier spear as it has unlimited durability, also stock up on repair powders for armour and if you use magic, stock up on herbs. You should also carry 99 of every kind of lifegem.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding always gets me killed because a few mistakes in a row leads to a death. My current build thats carried me the farthest (which is to the covetous demon, I just got cocky and tried to run through the whole area. I didn't recall him being a threat from my last few encounters, but when you've got too heavy of a build he's a really big opponent) was Drangleic Set, Drangleic Sheild, club, and no helmet. My rings were the ring of blades, cloranthy ring, steel protection, and no fourth ring. The fourth ring slot put me over 70% encumbrance, which was a big no no for me. I've found that relying on huge dps and decent hp is the best way to play for me at this point. I can give you higher detail on the run's progression if you'd like.
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#48 - Bracing Knuckle Ring. What rings u got bitch?  [+] (57 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips +10
User avatar #57 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Second dragon ring. Soldier's ring.
User avatar #60 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant third dragon ring
#59 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Why not a vibrating shoulder puppy ring?
User avatar #61 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Wolf ring has been replaced by the useless giant ring. Also poise is useless.
#160 - BERTMGERT (06/16/2014) [-]
Power Stance Old Whips +5 with Flame weapon on right hand, off hand kings shield in second slot, stone ring, chloranthy ring +2, bracing knuckle ring +2, soldiers ring +1= one of the most fun PvP builds of all time
User avatar #213 - crazylance (07/05/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I once power stanced both my Old Whips and it only registered one hit. I strike with BOTH whips, the first does 365 damage like a punch to the balls and the other one suddenly slaps for 18 damage. Both of my whips are +4, what is this shit?
User avatar #161 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Invissible pyromancy glove in right hand, weapon of choice in left hand.

Your move, fucker.
User avatar #63 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yea.
User avatar #65 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Like... Poise works, but not in the same way. It acts differently.
User avatar #67 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played around with it much. I'm trying to make my own build for a no death run that doesn't rely on any summons at all. My best shots have all been with a strength build focusing on the club and its absolutely ludicrous damage output.
User avatar #72 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
just a heads up: mace always does more damage, even though it has less scaling
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go get it though.
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
User avatar #76 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that depends on which armour class you're up against.
User avatar #77 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
nope. mace and club both do strike damage, and the mace does more
User avatar #79 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Also depends on what stats/upgrades and which weapon in particular it is.

and yes, the damage type does matter if you're comparing it to something that is not strike damage.
User avatar #81 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well if we're talking mace compared to all other weapons, then sure, it's not exactly high end damage. i was just telling the guy that was using the club in his no-death attempts to switch it out for a mace
User avatar #82 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, there are more than one club.

and I assumed you meant other weapons too since you said "mace always does more damage".

Also, if he prefer the club then I say go with it. I doubt the damage can be much higher. Besides, you get the club early so that's pretty good.
User avatar #83 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
you can get infinite maces at lenigrast, plus it's a starting weapon. power-stance them and you can kill each ruin sentinel in something like three L2's
User avatar #86 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
Which is also possible with the clubs.
www.twitch.tv/noobest/c/3919253
World speed record with power stancing 2 clubs.
User avatar #89 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
sure it's possible. i'm just saying that maces are more powerful than clubs. besides, that run is three months old
User avatar #93 - tylosaurus (06/16/2014) [-]
There's like.. a difference of 6 damage with my stats at 27 str and 18 dex.
So it hardly even matters. Not to mention.. I'm pretty sure that the club has a way faster moveset than the mace.
It's old, but that doesn't really matter.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
If you're going for the ring, you're not allowed to summon or be summoned.

The "no bonfires" run is easier, since you're still allowed to activate bonfires for checkpoints AND you're allowed to use primal bonfires to get back to majula habla ingata.
User avatar #74 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i did the no-bonfire run NG+, using magic... going back through shrine of amana was the worst time i've ever had doing anything
User avatar #140 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
I found that farming the Magic Shield, then infusing it with Magic really helps against the Amata Mages. 100% Magic Reduction.
User avatar #142 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
i never use shields, so that doesn't really help...
User avatar #144 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a small shield, and all you have to do is block. It's the easiest way to deal with those mages.
#146 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
blocking...
#147 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
Dying.
#152 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
rolling

to be fair though, it's been ages since i died in the shrine if you don't count that huge hole in the middle of nowhere
#153 - GamerMandrew (06/16/2014) [-]
You've learned well child.
User avatar #69 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
For that one, just use Santier spear as it has unlimited durability, also stock up on repair powders for armour and if you use magic, stock up on herbs. You should also carry 99 of every kind of lifegem.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding always gets me killed because a few mistakes in a row leads to a death. My current build thats carried me the farthest (which is to the covetous demon, I just got cocky and tried to run through the whole area. I didn't recall him being a threat from my last few encounters, but when you've got too heavy of a build he's a really big opponent) was Drangleic Set, Drangleic Sheild, club, and no helmet. My rings were the ring of blades, cloranthy ring, steel protection, and no fourth ring. The fourth ring slot put me over 70% encumbrance, which was a big no no for me. I've found that relying on huge dps and decent hp is the best way to play for me at this point. I can give you higher detail on the run's progression if you'd like.
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#83 - I was under the impression that hilting was meant to be done. … 06/14/2014 on How thoughtful 0
#71 - Having a dick in your ass hurts like hell, I don't know if you…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2014 on How thoughtful +7
User avatar #80 - capslockrage (06/14/2014) [-]
Ok you know it goes at the base of the dick right?

I don't know about you but my penis is a very average 6 inches, and if I were to fuck someone I would probably only use about 5 inches of it
User avatar #83 - zaperzero (06/14/2014) [-]
I was under the impression that hilting was meant to be done. I've only ever got the head in. He didn't react too well so we stopped.
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2014) [-]
cockrings don't go in your ass
they go on the far end of your dick

it's like how male strippers tie a string around it to stop the blood from flowing back and so they have a boner for longer
don't ask me how I know that
User avatar #79 - terriblytreble (06/14/2014) [-]
Won't that cause like, bad things to happen?
Sciencexplain, (or scienceexplain, not sure how you spell it,) please tell us what would happen to a man's dick if it were tied for an extended period of time.
Or biologyexplain, if that exists.
User avatar #88 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2014) [-]
they don't tie it down as hard as they can
it's a little tight, not enough to stop bloodflow, just slow it down
User avatar #84 - sciencexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
If you're talking about it in the sexual sense, it never usually is happening long enough for any serious damage to cause, just bruising and potential cutting of the circulation. If it is tied for a very long period, the circulation eventually will become cut off and the penis will become dysfunctional and you will then have trouble with getting erections, depending on if any serious damage from circulation happened.
User avatar #81 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
for a long time it would be bad. that's why you take it off before it turns purple
#58 - That cock ring would be painful...diamond studs would hurt. L…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2014 on How thoughtful +4
User avatar #60 - capslockrage (06/14/2014) [-]
guessing they would be on the outside
User avatar #71 - zaperzero (06/14/2014) [-]
Having a dick in your ass hurts like hell, I don't know if you've tried it. Imagine having diamonds on that thing. I haven't personally, but a guy friend of mine has. The one he had was mine.
User avatar #80 - capslockrage (06/14/2014) [-]
Ok you know it goes at the base of the dick right?

I don't know about you but my penis is a very average 6 inches, and if I were to fuck someone I would probably only use about 5 inches of it
User avatar #83 - zaperzero (06/14/2014) [-]
I was under the impression that hilting was meant to be done. I've only ever got the head in. He didn't react too well so we stopped.
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2014) [-]
cockrings don't go in your ass
they go on the far end of your dick

it's like how male strippers tie a string around it to stop the blood from flowing back and so they have a boner for longer
don't ask me how I know that
User avatar #79 - terriblytreble (06/14/2014) [-]
Won't that cause like, bad things to happen?
Sciencexplain, (or scienceexplain, not sure how you spell it,) please tell us what would happen to a man's dick if it were tied for an extended period of time.
Or biologyexplain, if that exists.
User avatar #88 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2014) [-]
they don't tie it down as hard as they can
it's a little tight, not enough to stop bloodflow, just slow it down
User avatar #84 - sciencexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
If you're talking about it in the sexual sense, it never usually is happening long enough for any serious damage to cause, just bruising and potential cutting of the circulation. If it is tied for a very long period, the circulation eventually will become cut off and the penis will become dysfunctional and you will then have trouble with getting erections, depending on if any serious damage from circulation happened.
User avatar #81 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
for a long time it would be bad. that's why you take it off before it turns purple
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#369 - somekindofname (06/11/2014) [-]
Spare me your downvotes, and spare me your pity, but I do have to say that it seems like this E3 actually did plenty good for the consoles as the big companies seemed to focus heavenly on actual games instead of shitty salesfiguers and othe BS.
So right now it feels good to own a console in my mind. I'm not adding what console(s) I own because shitstorms ahoy, but I do have a PC that, while old and plenty outdated, does and has always done his job right by me
User avatar #406 - zaperzero (06/11/2014) [-]
The problem is the consoles have benefits that PCs do not. For one, couch co-op. Couch Co-Op is a huge benefit of consoles and one of their major selling points for me (love sitting next to a friend and playing) but every game seems to try jamming online down your throat in an attempt to be like PCs. E3 was alright, except for microsoft. Microsoft shot themselves in the dick two years running. CONKER IS TOTALLY BACK GUYS
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User avatar #11 - alstorp (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Like they would be able to pass through all those countries undetected
User avatar #13 - zaperzero (06/10/2014) [-]
It's still a bigger threat though, that's the sad part. America has a completely idiotically huge military force.
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User avatar #5 - alstorp (06/10/2014) [-]
They don't have the range for Sweden.
User avatar #10 - zaperzero (06/10/2014) [-]
While this is probably true (they probably don't even have range for south Korea tbh) it's still a bigger threat to them than it is to the US because North Korean troops can fly it to Sweden and drop it in.
User avatar #11 - alstorp (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Like they would be able to pass through all those countries undetected
User avatar #13 - zaperzero (06/10/2014) [-]
It's still a bigger threat though, that's the sad part. America has a completely idiotically huge military force.
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Terrifying pony gif
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User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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