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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#4048
Comment Ranking:#3726
Highest Content Rank:#4044
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:91288
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:3584
FJ Points:4246
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#20 - If I hide it, how will I see if he uploads ponies that fit my liking. 03/20/2015 on Kanye got it right +2
#105 - Nope, never.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on SU comp 0
User avatar #109 - griffeni (03/22/2015) [-]
well you should
#104 - Just, a lot of the scenes and episodes really related to my li… 03/20/2015 on SU comp +1
#68 - I really really enjoy it. It's the closest I've come to cryin…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2015 on SU comp 0
User avatar #95 - griffeni (03/20/2015) [-]
you have clearly never watched M.A.S.H
User avatar #105 - zaperzero (03/20/2015) [-]
Nope, never.
User avatar #109 - griffeni (03/22/2015) [-]
well you should
#69 - mattandstuff (03/20/2015) [-]
really, why?
User avatar #104 - zaperzero (03/20/2015) [-]
Just, a lot of the scenes and episodes really related to my life later in the series. The one where Steven fuses with Connie particularly hit me hard. I was having some pretty rough thoughts about my relationship at the time and the episode really touched base with them. Namely the loss of virginity, a first time stepping into something deep and personal with your significant other.
#168 - Except ant colonies don't form themselves around an idea or co… 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
#165 - The series is extreme as **** . 03/18/2015 on They get it. +1
#120 - The double Vegito ssj3s were gonna go kick his ass last I checked.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on They get it. +2
User avatar #156 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
double vegito ssj3?!!?!?!? that just raises more questions!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #165 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The series is extreme as shit.
#38 - I'm sure. I should really read up more on it. 03/17/2015 on They get it. +1
#36 - Yeah. I quit reading about the part where the Buu univ…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2015 on They get it. +3
User avatar #68 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
dear god wtf.
User avatar #120 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The double Vegito ssj3s were gonna go kick his ass last I checked.
User avatar #156 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
double vegito ssj3?!!?!?!? that just raises more questions!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #165 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The series is extreme as shit.
User avatar #37 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. A LOT has happened since then.
User avatar #38 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure. I should really read up more on it.
#34 - I remember it being very good when I last read it.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2015 on They get it. +3
User avatar #35 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Someone showed me it yesterday to help the folder. It wasn't bad, lots of fanservice.
User avatar #36 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. I quit reading about the part where the Buu universe Super Buu absorbed Brolly.
User avatar #68 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
dear god wtf.
User avatar #120 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The double Vegito ssj3s were gonna go kick his ass last I checked.
User avatar #156 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
double vegito ssj3?!!?!?!? that just raises more questions!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #165 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The series is extreme as shit.
User avatar #37 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. A LOT has happened since then.
User avatar #38 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure. I should really read up more on it.
#32 - Dragon Ball Multiverse.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/17/2015 on They get it. +1
User avatar #33 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #34 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
I remember it being very good when I last read it.
User avatar #35 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Someone showed me it yesterday to help the folder. It wasn't bad, lots of fanservice.
User avatar #36 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. I quit reading about the part where the Buu universe Super Buu absorbed Brolly.
User avatar #68 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
dear god wtf.
User avatar #120 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The double Vegito ssj3s were gonna go kick his ass last I checked.
User avatar #156 - zeldamasterace (03/18/2015) [-]
double vegito ssj3?!!?!?!? that just raises more questions!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #165 - zaperzero (03/18/2015) [-]
The series is extreme as shit.
User avatar #37 - potaravegito (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. A LOT has happened since then.
User avatar #38 - zaperzero (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sure. I should really read up more on it.
#103 - You go girl! 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... +11
#29 - Truly the antichrist. 03/14/2015 on Thanks Obama 0
#26 - IKR WHO THE HELL LIKES APPLEBLOOM?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Thanks Obama +2
User avatar #30 - kameken (03/14/2015) [-]
Really now.

The entire apple family is trash.
User avatar #27 - howtostrokeabook (03/14/2015) [-]
apparently obama
User avatar #29 - zaperzero (03/14/2015) [-]
Truly the antichrist.
#70 - I judge your comments based on how attractive the ponies in yo… 03/13/2015 on IT'S HAPPENING +3
#67 - To be fair, Misquitos are the life form that the vast majority… 03/13/2015 on a Little Update from... 0
#24 - My boyfriend wants to get a tiger one day and expects me to be… 03/12/2015 on a cat's a cat +1
#16 - Thanks, frien' 03/11/2015 on if a girl leaves you +1
#60 - With me and my bf he is pretty girly and loves the thought of … 03/11/2015 on Most awesome lizard on the... +1
#58 - To be fair, it's an assumption that's right more often than it…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Most awesome lizard on the... +1
User avatar #59 - ssjkirby (03/11/2015) [-]
> I'm very much the man of my relationship

What does that mean?
User avatar #60 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
With me and my bf he is pretty girly and loves the thought of being dominated, particularly by me.
#56 - I go on FJ, of course I'm a huge homosexual.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Most awesome lizard on the... +1
User avatar #57 - ssjkirby (03/11/2015) [-]
I always assume anyone who says they have boyfriend is a girlfriend, which is a pretty dumb assumption on most websites.
User avatar #58 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
To be fair, it's an assumption that's right more often than it's wrong in my experience. Also, a lot of people think I'm a girl or a guy from my selfie I used to upload. However, I'm very much the man of my relationship.
User avatar #59 - ssjkirby (03/11/2015) [-]
> I'm very much the man of my relationship

What does that mean?
User avatar #60 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
With me and my bf he is pretty girly and loves the thought of being dominated, particularly by me.
#54 - My penis wouldn't fit very well in a miniskirt like that, but …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Most awesome lizard on the... +1
User avatar #55 - ssjkirby (03/10/2015) [-]
You have a penis and a boyfriend?

I'm running the numbers, but they just don't add up.
User avatar #56 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
I go on FJ, of course I'm a huge homosexual.
User avatar #57 - ssjkirby (03/11/2015) [-]
I always assume anyone who says they have boyfriend is a girlfriend, which is a pretty dumb assumption on most websites.
User avatar #58 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
To be fair, it's an assumption that's right more often than it's wrong in my experience. Also, a lot of people think I'm a girl or a guy from my selfie I used to upload. However, I'm very much the man of my relationship.
User avatar #59 - ssjkirby (03/11/2015) [-]
> I'm very much the man of my relationship

What does that mean?
User avatar #60 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
With me and my bf he is pretty girly and loves the thought of being dominated, particularly by me.
#14 - Well..I found out why he wasn't talking to me. Turned out he …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on if a girl leaves you +1
User avatar #15 - alfibrakiz (03/11/2015) [-]
sounds fun. Good luck c:
User avatar #16 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, frien'
#11 - He is super into experimenting with things, so I have to see h…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2015 on if a girl leaves you +1
User avatar #12 - alfibrakiz (03/10/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome. I even forgot what the problem here was.
User avatar #14 - zaperzero (03/10/2015) [-]
Well..I found out why he wasn't talking to me. Turned out he went to bed when he got home. Now I've got a date listening to him play music for me and I'm supposed to send him sex-e pictures.
User avatar #15 - alfibrakiz (03/11/2015) [-]
sounds fun. Good luck c:
User avatar #16 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, frien'
#9 - It includes his opinion on things. I'm a person who loves to …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2015 on if a girl leaves you +1
User avatar #10 - alfibrakiz (03/10/2015) [-]
If he doesn't tell you otherwise I would assume he is happy. If he IS unhappy and doesn't tell you he's just a douchebag. Isn't everyone silent in bed? Do some men actually moan? that's nasty
User avatar #11 - zaperzero (03/10/2015) [-]
He is super into experimenting with things, so I have to see how uncomfortable he is in something so I can call it if we're done or if I'm enjoying it enough that I wanna keep going or if he's comfortable enough that I wanna keep experimenting. I tell him if I enjoy something so he knows he's doing a good job, but this majority communication has made me the dominant one of the two of us so...that's cool I guess.
User avatar #12 - alfibrakiz (03/10/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome. I even forgot what the problem here was.
User avatar #14 - zaperzero (03/10/2015) [-]
Well..I found out why he wasn't talking to me. Turned out he went to bed when he got home. Now I've got a date listening to him play music for me and I'm supposed to send him sex-e pictures.
User avatar #15 - alfibrakiz (03/11/2015) [-]
sounds fun. Good luck c:
User avatar #16 - zaperzero (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, frien'

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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