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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#56 - It works. You can do that for the boss rush win. 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac 0
#55 - 10/10 deserves game of the year.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac +2
#81 - pikapoopie (12/07/2014) [-]
im pretty sure its nominated this year but thats just what i heard
User avatar #83 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Well it deserves the win. IN my personal opinion
#84 - pikapoopie (12/07/2014) [-]
same but if it doesnt then walking dead season 2 is my next pick
User avatar #87 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, season 2 was nice.
#54 - I like to pretend that each item and enemy in Isaac is a test … 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac 0
#29 - Huh...that's nice, but normaly I just stick to the middle unde… 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac +1
#22 - Isaac and ??? are 1000 times harder for me, but Satan is about…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac 0
User avatar #27 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
if you have a problem with second satan you can stand to his left and really close to him and he'll lobby shots at you but none will hit
User avatar #29 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Huh...that's nice, but normaly I just stick to the middle under him, as I'm used to dodging his brims and they're easy to see coming. (His spread shots he usually does at the start also don't land at all). 3rd form is the problem. Feet speed and all.
#15 - Bottom door you can still do that, but she doesn't spam the sl…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac 0
User avatar #16 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
any of the monsters you can get them to loop their spit attack over and over and kill them fast trying to think of other monsters that you can kill easy due to them not changing shit
Isaac and ??? are way easier in this one for me
User avatar #22 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Isaac and ??? are 1000 times harder for me, but Satan is about the same (I spent like 3 months trying to kill him for my first platinum god as Eve... :'c)
User avatar #27 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
if you have a problem with second satan you can stand to his left and really close to him and he'll lobby shots at you but none will hit
User avatar #29 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Huh...that's nice, but normaly I just stick to the middle under him, as I'm used to dodging his brims and they're easy to see coming. (His spread shots he usually does at the start also don't land at all). 3rd form is the problem. Feet speed and all.
#13 - Pin's fight was a 100% confirmed victory if you had a fight in…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac 0
User avatar #14 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
Moms fight you can stand close enough to the right door to where she'll constantly smack at you but wont hit you, very easy to kill her
User avatar #15 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Bottom door you can still do that, but she doesn't spam the slaps anymore. The rest of the room keeps going so you have to ocassionally step away to kick some ass.
User avatar #16 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
any of the monsters you can get them to loop their spit attack over and over and kill them fast trying to think of other monsters that you can kill easy due to them not changing shit
Isaac and ??? are way easier in this one for me
User avatar #22 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Isaac and ??? are 1000 times harder for me, but Satan is about the same (I spent like 3 months trying to kill him for my first platinum god as Eve... :'c)
User avatar #27 - brackgrapple (12/07/2014) [-]
if you have a problem with second satan you can stand to his left and really close to him and he'll lobby shots at you but none will hit
User avatar #29 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Huh...that's nice, but normaly I just stick to the middle under him, as I'm used to dodging his brims and they're easy to see coming. (His spread shots he usually does at the start also don't land at all). 3rd form is the problem. Feet speed and all.
#70 - "The Binding of Isaac" I wish his name wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #87 - butterduck (12/07/2014) [-]
That sounds like the name of a book about slavery.
Like Elijah from buxton.
#15 - Fair enough strategy, I just let my social awkwardness take ho… 12/07/2014 on Read desc +2
#13 - I hate when I become that person because the others in the gro…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Read desc +12
User avatar #17 - norkas (12/07/2014) [-]
i empathize with you very much
User avatar #14 - captainprincess (12/07/2014) [-]
I accept no responsibility when I'm that guy
Noone tells me what I should be doing, I make it clear I don't know
so if they won't give me a task, not my problem
#24 - gerfox (12/07/2014) [-]
Take some responsibility, man. Its extremely annoying for everyone else as well who has to find shit for you to do because you don't care to pay attention to the project or don't know shit.
User avatar #26 - captainprincess (12/07/2014) [-]
If I don't know what I'm meant to be doing
and I say so
you best tell me
or I'm not gonna do shit
and not gonna care

that's about as easy as it gets man
#28 - gerfox (12/07/2014) [-]
Then you are a horrible team member.
#29 - captainprincess (12/08/2014) [-]
not my fault you're a crybaby
#31 - gerfox (12/08/2014) [-]
Not my fault you're incapable. However, I don't know why we continue with this discussion, or whatever this is, you are obviously a passive person who can't stand decision-making. I hate it when you have to explain to people exactly what they have to write about, how they can gain information and how they should write. Independent thought and google is your friend.
User avatar #32 - captainprincess (12/08/2014) [-]
cry about it crybaby
If I don't know what I'm doing and none of the sperglords in charge want to give me a task
I'm not doing anything

you can cry "incapable incapable!" all you want, burden's not on my shoulders
I made that clear enough

I'll spin in my chair and have independent thoughts all on my own thanks
if the group wants to give me a task to do, fair game, I'll get right on it
if not, that's their problem

your problem, even
crybaby
User avatar #15 - zaperzero (12/07/2014) [-]
Fair enough strategy, I just let my social awkwardness take hold and I don't do shit about it. I have, as of more lately, tried to suggest things I can do once in a while, but people are either dipshits or they steal all the work. Teams are so hard to form...
#4 - I know how you feel, friend. 12/07/2014 on Being an adult sucome +1
#8 - Every damn time I play DayZ 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - She thought that that cute guy was looking at her, but he was … 12/05/2014 on Wish it was as simple as this 0
#13 - I used to have this game. 12/05/2014 on When the acid kicks in mid hug 0
#869 - Obama is my ***** , not yours.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Meme Game +4
#1980 - doctadoc (12/04/2014) [-]
#26 - If you didn't notice, Guts prefers using Dragon Slayer with on… 12/03/2014 on The Internet gets shit done +2
#32 - I live in Missouri. Thank you for this accurate gif. 12/03/2014 on The Actual Photo -1
#163 - Presidents **** over their own parties by doing t… 12/03/2014 on truth +1
#157 - Fair enough. The riots in general were what I believe the pos… 12/03/2014 on truth 0
#42 - We can, but that requires a congressional agreement from a mas…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on truth 0
#145 - astafarianp (12/03/2014) [-]
Well actually the President himself has legal authority under the War Powers Act to essentially do whatever with our military for a period of 60 days without congressional approval.
User avatar #163 - zaperzero (12/03/2014) [-]
Presidents fuck over their own parties by doing this without backing. Their entire career would be ruined by doing this if they didn't have proper backing by the people. Then you have to consider that the weight of this decision would weigh heavily on any man. Imagine the thought that hundreds of people were dead because of one order you made. Imagine having that plague you every day for your entire life. You ruined your own successful high paying career, killed innocents for some selfish gain, and to what end? To what end did you do this? That is the dilemma we want our president to have to face if he has that power.
#5 - People complaining about being tall sound the same as those gu… 12/03/2014 on How to talk to short person 0
#28 - Freedom to assault others isn't a constitutional right.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/03/2014 on truth +13
User avatar #45 - Ruspanic (12/03/2014) [-]
No, but the photo doesn't show anyone assaulting anyone, it shows a bunch of angry people protesting and burning flags. Nothing outside the realm of free speech.
User avatar #157 - zaperzero (12/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough. The riots in general were what I believe the post was going on about however.
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#96 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - Ruspanic (12/03/2014) [-]
"there is no penalty for failure to comply with [the United States Flag Code] and the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that punitive enforcement would conflict with the First Amendment right to freedom of speech"
#54 - Tusura has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #224 - Tusura (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm more educated than your average FJ'er.

I know exactly what Vikings were, but the fact that they looted pillaged and raped everything they came across is well known.

Leif Erikson was a badass.
User avatar #55 - Ruspanic (12/03/2014) [-]
I haven't heard of any killings or rapes related to the Ferguson protests, but anyway my point is that everything in the photo here is legal and constitutionally protected as free speech.
There's no defending the looting and vandalism that has happened, but that doesn't constitute all or even a majority of the nationwide Ferguson-related protests.
User avatar #57 - Tusura (12/03/2014) [-]
I see your point and I agree with it. I even like the sign that says "Don't Shoot"


#39 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
So US can't invade whoever they want?.
User avatar #42 - zaperzero (12/03/2014) [-]
We can, but that requires a congressional agreement from a massive amount of people who just so happen to bebiggoted against one another, hate siding together with one another on any sort of conflict, and about half of whom are pacifists.
#145 - astafarianp (12/03/2014) [-]
Well actually the President himself has legal authority under the War Powers Act to essentially do whatever with our military for a period of 60 days without congressional approval.
User avatar #163 - zaperzero (12/03/2014) [-]
Presidents fuck over their own parties by doing this without backing. Their entire career would be ruined by doing this if they didn't have proper backing by the people. Then you have to consider that the weight of this decision would weigh heavily on any man. Imagine the thought that hundreds of people were dead because of one order you made. Imagine having that plague you every day for your entire life. You ruined your own successful high paying career, killed innocents for some selfish gain, and to what end? To what end did you do this? That is the dilemma we want our president to have to face if he has that power.
#36 - It feels so good to feel the nearly universal love of the seri… 12/02/2014 on Passing The Torch +2
#34 - Berserk mentioned.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Passing The Torch +8
#115 - manofiron (12/03/2014) [-]
#35 - ogomer (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - zaperzero (12/02/2014) [-]
It feels so good to feel the nearly universal love of the series I encounter.
#94 - America has a win strategy we stick to: Let the chaotic natur… 12/02/2014 on Murica +1
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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