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#57 - Picture 06/08/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#80 - Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#85 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
#75 - Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#73 - What was your starting item may I ask? :3  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#70 - Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#68 - Which ones and did you get their gear?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#62 - It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
User avatar #66 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#59 - What weapon do you use?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
User avatar #61 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
User avatar #66 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#56 - Where are you in the game? (Also, level endurance to 40 if you…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
User avatar #58 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm at the ceaseless discharge at the moment.
User avatar #59 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
What weapon do you use?
User avatar #61 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
User avatar #66 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#53 - No problem. It's hard to find in Anor Londo. What build are …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
User avatar #55 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
There are character builds?

Vitality 22

Strength 26
Dexterity 23, but now that it seems useless i don't level it anymore.
User avatar #56 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
Where are you in the game? (Also, level endurance to 40 if you can, it's the best stat ever)
User avatar #58 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm at the ceaseless discharge at the moment.
User avatar #59 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
What weapon do you use?
User avatar #61 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
User avatar #66 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#47 - You pick up his armor in Anor Londo. Also, havel's ring 10/10  [+] (21 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently +3
User avatar #101 - ugottanked (06/08/2014) [-]
Havels ring is best ring
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #49 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh. Thanks. I haven't finished the game yet.
#80 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, if you head across the valley, past blight town, you can go to the forest bonfire with it. There is a black knight with a halberd. Throw on 10 (or as close as you can get to 10) humanity, then beat kill him. You can get the Black Knight Halberd from him and it is amazing.
#85 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #53 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
No problem. It's hard to find in Anor Londo. What build are you going with?
User avatar #55 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
There are character builds?

Vitality 22

Strength 26
Dexterity 23, but now that it seems useless i don't level it anymore.
User avatar #56 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
Where are you in the game? (Also, level endurance to 40 if you can, it's the best stat ever)
User avatar #58 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm at the ceaseless discharge at the moment.
User avatar #59 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
What weapon do you use?
User avatar #61 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
Drake sword
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't scale with Strength or Dexterity. Have you killed any Black Knights?
User avatar #66 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Which ones and did you get their gear?
User avatar #69 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
The one at undead parish, undead burg and i can't remember if i have killed more, and i can't remember about their gear.
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you have the Master Key or Tower Key?
#72 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
I just collect keys.
#73 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
What was your starting item may I ask? :3
#74 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Divine blessing
#75 - zaperzero (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn. The master key is the one you want. Well...do you know your way to the valley of the drakes?
#79 - newdevyx (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes. By the way, damn i hate those skeletons that just roll around with those wheels. Need to kill that black knight there too. The valley of drakes leads to the blight town, that i know too and that locked door leads to where you go underground kill those ghosts, correct? Can't remember that place's name.
#75 - At least Rebirth sounds ******* amazing. <3 I am s… 06/07/2014 on Everybody complaining about... 0
#35 - I thought the bull the wolves were chasing was actually a wolf… 06/07/2014 on Betrayal 0
#30 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Shining cosplay +10
#28 - Picture 06/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#39 - Nintendo turned down Binding of Isaac on DS because it was too adult.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Everybody complaining about... 0
#70 - bluemagebrilly (06/07/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware of that, that's kind of sad. Binding of Issac would have been amazing on the Wii U. Using the bottom screen as the map and equipment and all that. or just having the game on the Wii U's controller like most of their games.

A shame, but at least Issac is still on the computer!
#75 - zaperzero (06/07/2014) [-]
At least Rebirth sounds fucking amazing. <3 I am so hyped for it.

<Pic related, it's whathappens when you use brimstone with homing tears.
#3118 - **zaperzero rolled image ** 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#173 - It took me a good minute to figure this out. I knew exactly h… 06/06/2014 on i hope this is a joke +1
#3625 - **zaperzero rolls 10** I was arrested for not giving a **** . 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#113 - Comment deleted 06/05/2014 on Admin wtf. 0
#108 - That woman's look didn't look like an accusing one to me, more…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on hah, kids are dumb 0
#111 - doggstar (06/04/2014) [-]
she was stunned, you can see it and more than likely about to cry
#106 - The kid looks straight at the car the whole time pretty much. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on hah, kids are dumb 0
#159 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
When I was a kid, I did the same thing. Then again, I was a retarded as fuck kid who ate lead-filled-candy with every meal.
#33 - I got this joke. 06/04/2014 on Age of ass 0
#82 - Coral blue number 2 semi-blue lipstick. 05/27/2014 on Spoiler 0
#48 - Apocalypse hype. "I am as far beyond mutan…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Spoiler +6
User avatar #73 - manananggal (05/27/2014) [-]
The great quotes of: Apocalypse for you
#55 - lavitts (05/27/2014) [-]
#82 - zaperzero (05/27/2014) [-]
Coral blue number 2 semi-blue lipstick.

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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