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#8 - Are you saying Ninja Brian isn't a super hero?  [+] (23 new replies) 07/28/2013 on I'm Batman +5
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2013) [-]
NINJA SEX PARTY FUCK YEAH
User avatar #22 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
*hugs*
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes that's what i'm saying... he's even worse than Batman. That video was stupid as fuck and I couldn't even watch the whole thing.
User avatar #10 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sorry for posting that then. Also...Batman is a detective and a ninja with an ironclad will. His will power is what sets him above most.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2013) [-]
He is not super, that's what i'm saying. He is a hero, there's no denying that, he just isn't a SUPER hero.
User avatar #17 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Iron man isn't a super hero, he just has high powered gadgets. Batman's arsenal of gear does include (In multiple versions) mech suits.
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2013) [-]
Never said Iron man was. We're talking about Batman here.
User avatar #27 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
I know. But that's part of the grounding that people put things in when they say batman is a super hero. Batman is a normal human who has pushed himself to the absolute limits of human potential to make himself able to stand amongst the greats. Not to mention Super Man and the Martian Man Hunter are both just average people of their respective races. They've got literally no powers unique to them themselves. It's because they're among humans that they're so incredible to us. Batman is a human that is among them.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
They're super HUMAN, Batman is not. He is peak human ability but still human. No matter how much he works, he will always be a human.
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (07/29/2013) [-]
Hal Jordan is a human. He's just got a spiffy ring, I don't see you complaining about him. The only human with actual abilities that make him super in the entire justice league is the Flash (not counting unlimited, or Aqua man).
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
If you tried to use that ring you wouldn't be able to. Only he can use it.
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
so? he is still human.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
protip: that guy is trolling.
he posts the except same phrases every time something is related to them.
If proven wrong, which he often is, he tends to shut up, though. It's fair to say he's pretty poor in the art of trolling.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
protip: No i'm not. I'm serious.
I post this comment on related content... how fucking surprising. You want me to post it on MLP content? Idiot.
I have not been proven wrong, i'm right. Batman is not SUPER. He's above average.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, on every related content, retard.
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
someone that posts the same shit multiple times is a troll. deal with it.
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Why do you feel the need to do that?
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
You aren't. you are a troll. a poor one at that.
User avatar #49 - zaperzero (07/29/2013) [-]
I knew fully well he was. I wanted to prove him wrong so he'd shut up. it's no fun when you get a furious reaction out of the trolled people.
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
But you're the one who is wrong... Batman is not SUPER.
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
He is. Because I say so.
Can't argue with that, dumbass, can you?
Yeah, thought so.
Next time, think about it before you embarass yourself like that.
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Ah you're one of those delusional Batman fan boys. HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't even like batman, I just like to piss you off
#166 - Agreed. ^_^ Have a picture of me and mah girlfriend... :3 I m… 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#87 - Yes...would you like a picture of Master Roshi?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#93 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#166 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. ^_^ Have a picture of me and mah girlfriend... :3 I made her that.
#82 - :I Hm...now that's a question.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#86 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Indeed
#87 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes...would you like a picture of Master Roshi?
#93 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#166 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. ^_^ Have a picture of me and mah girlfriend... :3 I made her that.
#78 - You are my hero, good sir. *hugs*  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#80 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
I may the be the hero you deserve, but am I the hero that you need?
#82 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
:I Hm...now that's a question.
#86 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Indeed
#87 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes...would you like a picture of Master Roshi?
#93 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#166 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. ^_^ Have a picture of me and mah girlfriend... :3 I made her that.
#35 - Picture 07/28/2013 on found on /b/ 0
#19 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Title 0
#249 - No. I'm partially sure of that. only partially. 07/27/2013 on Great Expectations 0
#505 - Mystletainn is truly a hero. 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
#531 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Birthday request 0
#421 - Picture 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
#414 - The chainsaw from "Is this a Zombie" that Haruna uses?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
User avatar #499 - nidhugg (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes, Mystletainn.
User avatar #505 - zaperzero (07/27/2013) [-]
Mystletainn is truly a hero.
#413 - I honestly don't like naruto for the most part, but he's an al… 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
#292 - Tomoki Sakurai  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... 0
#528 - tomoki (08/01/2013) [-]
damn straight
#1 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on Genius 0
#3 - It's okey. Have dis gif. 07/26/2013 on Oh spidey -1
#1 - This was posted less than an hour ago! D:<  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh spidey +1
#2 - iqapocalypse (07/26/2013) [-]
Well i didnt know that.
#3 - zaperzero (07/26/2013) [-]
It's okey. Have dis gif.
#4 - True. 07/26/2013 on Oh Lawdy 0
#2 - This post was in newest uploads yesterday...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh Lawdy 0
User avatar #3 - swiftblood (07/26/2013) [-]
considering it went through all the bells and whistles with a grand total of 300 views it wasnt seen by hardly anyone, by any content standard
User avatar #4 - zaperzero (07/26/2013) [-]
True.
#36 - I can enjoy more than warm breadsticks. I could have warm bre… 07/26/2013 on Why would you do that? 0
#4 - It gets better. :3 07/25/2013 on wtf is this i dont even 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on wtf is this i dont even -2
#3 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/25/2013) [-]
no fuck that no just no
User avatar #4 - zaperzero (07/25/2013) [-]
It gets better. :3 Gal Row SlamJam [Galo Sengen vs. Row Row Fight the Power vs. Quad City DJs]
#1 - Comment deleted 07/25/2013 on Babies -1
#80 - Synthetic Twi Flavoring. 07/25/2013 on He's right you know 0
#35 - :3 My cock is Twi flavored. ^w^ Wanna taste?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on He's right you know +1
User avatar #78 - crazyhindu (07/25/2013) [-]
I don;t(yes i do) want to know how you accomplished that.
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (07/25/2013) [-]
Synthetic Twi Flavoring.
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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