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#158 - Yeah, that's a good way to sum things up. I chalk the feeling… 01/01/2015 on Skyrim 0
#54 - Bills (villain of the last movie) mentioned Freiza having some… 01/01/2015 on DBZ 0
#16 - Maybe after the new movie involving Freiza  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on DBZ 0
User avatar #20 - klick (12/31/2014) [-]
they're bringing Freiza back? But that dude is dead. like, super dead. And it can't be a flash back, cause the only Z character who interacted with him before Namik was Vegeta and he couldn't do shit against him back then.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (01/01/2015) [-]
Bills (villain of the last movie) mentioned Freiza having some immense power, even by his standards. It's also true some of his old worshipers are bringing him back.
User avatar #22 - lorddarkskull (12/31/2014) [-]
You do remember the name of the show, right?
User avatar #21 - emiyashirou (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, do you even know how many times the protagonists died during Dragon Ball? Why can't Frieza do so too?
#15 - I hate that feeling... 12/31/2014 on Being proud 0
#62 - I think of it this way. Oblivion's quests make you find ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Skyrim +1
User avatar #77 - akulakhan (12/31/2014) [-]
That's a good thinking and I agree with you. And it's a bit of a shame that Skyrim focuses so much on dungeon fighting. Not that I'm surprised or fed up with it, since dungeon exploration has always been a major part of TES, but I feel like Oblivion handled it a bit better. That, and the quests, as I've mentioned already. True, some dungeons in Oblivion required slashing your way through, but once again that's TES for you. In most cases when the quest required you to delve somewhere deep, it was for a good reason, and in Skyrim, well... Sometimes it feels like the entire game is one big Fighters Guild quest. Go in, kill everything, get out.
User avatar #158 - zaperzero (01/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's a good way to sum things up. I chalk the feeling of "everything is fighter's guild" up to the fact that the characters are absolutely appalling. Delphine's main character trait is "THALMOR DID IT", the Imperials and Stormcloaks have their entirety boiled down to "NUH UH OUR SIDE IS RIGHT CUS UR RONG AND DUMB!!!! DUMBY!!!" Like a bunch of bickering children. The Blades were ruined too.
By contrast, Oblivion had characters who were real peddlers and merchants who felt interconnected.
Take the merchants in the main city in Oblivion for example. They all have stores that aren't all necessary, you could compact them together. However, their specialization makes them feel like they know what they're doing and they're honning their crafts on their own.
Skyrim on the other hand. "Belethor is where I sell everything, Avenici's Daughter and Jjorland Greymane sell weapons I need, and Farengar is everything for mages until you get expert or master." There's no need to look around town or check if people have things for you. There's no need to do a lot of stuff in Skyrim that broke up the action in oblivion. Also, the run down and Nordic designs of Skyrim did't leave much room for inventive dungeons and city designs. Saddly it doesn't look like Argonia will break that pattern unless it's like Daggerfall or Morrowind.
#61 - Arena is the true one on there. Only a being of immense intel… 12/31/2014 on Skyrim +16
#407 - I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erec…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Double standard bitches 0
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#405 - Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#5 - >Implying that isn't the intent. 12/29/2014 on florochorm 0
#4 - Link is become Xander. 12/29/2014 on In another sick and twisted... +1
#400 - No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#26 - Control right arrow* 12/28/2014 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny... +4
#390 - 10/10 proof, got me there.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #396 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Is that sarcasm or?...
User avatar #400 - zaperzero (12/29/2014) [-]
No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#52 - ******* damn it. You can never relax around snacks. 12/28/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell +1
#368 - Don't thank me, thank rape. 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
#309 - Pics or it didn't happen. srs  [+] (9 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #390 - zaperzero (12/28/2014) [-]
10/10 proof, got me there.
User avatar #396 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Is that sarcasm or?...
User avatar #400 - zaperzero (12/29/2014) [-]
No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#306 - As a wise man once said... "8 inches moving at normal…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +5
User avatar #323 - cacti (12/28/2014) [-]
Thanks based zaperzero. You've changed my perspective on things.
User avatar #368 - zaperzero (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't thank me, thank rape.
#112 - Hydration is Key 12/26/2014 on gender is fluid now +3
#111 - Some people actually aren't edgy teenage cunts who are going t… 12/26/2014 on gender is fluid now +2
#24 - Well not one at a time, ***** . Gotta have 40-60,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Yugioh card +5
#31 - lefiddlesticks (12/27/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** That's a lot of dicks.
#67 - Thanks based ************ . I had been thinking a… 12/26/2014 on shes got a point +5
#14 - This is a good comment. I like this comment. 12/25/2014 on Dick +8
#21 - He said not to let you have it until Christmas, but open it anyways. 12/23/2014 on with love 0
#128 - He hunts spiderman and has a natural immunity to his prey's senses. 12/22/2014 on Spider-Man 0
#14 - There is a toxin that will nullify his spider abilities tempor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Spider-Man +4
#27 - thorseph (12/20/2014) [-]
i wouldn't call him a natural predetor, but as a parasite that has bonded with him it knows how to avoid his spidey sense
User avatar #128 - zaperzero (12/22/2014) [-]
He hunts spiderman and has a natural immunity to his prey's senses.
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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