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#18 - I thought this post was about LoL community Trips vs DOTA comm…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Future of Gaming 0
#34 - mr skeltal (09/21/2014) [-]
>quadra
nigga pls
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/21/2014) [-]
That's what it's called, and that's the highest I've gotten and the reactions I've gotten.
#131 - Didn't know it was from one. 09/21/2014 on The most annoying gif 0
#333 - Fair enough. 09/20/2014 on It happens 0
#331 - Well, any sort of environment like that will foster ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on It happens 0
User avatar #332 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
Just the place I grew up in is all
Some folks just land ass-deep in the shit-pile for their early lives
User avatar #333 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#326 - Appreciate their junk is what I meant his opinion was. :/ I'…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on It happens 0
User avatar #327 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
Aaah save your sympathies

I was due for several beatings anyway. I was an arrogant smarmy little cunt who'd sit alone and read books whilst silently judging everyone for being proto-criminals.

Though that judgement isn't irrational, the school I went to was for borough rejects. It didn't have a front door it had two sets of prison-grade bar-gates with cops on guard.

Nah gettin my ass beat for homogay was just the catalyst, I'm not some innocent little victim.

I didn't mean to pass comment on your old man if it came across like that, I wasn't intending to refer to/talk about him and his view at all really, save for that I get it.
User avatar #331 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, any sort of environment like that will foster bullshit and bullying. How'd you wind up in a place like that anyhow?
User avatar #332 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
Just the place I grew up in is all
Some folks just land ass-deep in the shit-pile for their early lives
User avatar #333 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#31 - That gif was so unsmooth you foul swine. Get the hell out of here! 09/20/2014 on Heard you likes Smooth Gif's 0
#83 - No problemo. 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif 0
#71 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif +32
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User avatar #131 - zaperzero (09/21/2014) [-]
Didn't know it was from one.
#102 - applecrash (09/20/2014) [-]
I literally once spent an hour trying to backtrack the spoofed gif. I never could and now I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
User avatar #81 - scoobi (09/20/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #83 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
No problemo.
#70 - I loved how a slice came down and landed on the last one, rekin' it. 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif 0
#273 - That is exactly how I feel my father will be if I come out to …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2014 on It happens +2
User avatar #323 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to know of the trials of any other gays/bis have gone through but I can say getting my ass kicked almost daily for two years makes it quite easy to appreciate anyone who doesn't want to break my jaw I know that much
User avatar #326 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Appreciate their junk is what I meant his opinion was. :/ I'm sorry you're in such a rough area, bro...My dad grew up in a place like that and he really doesn't give a shit and never really took part in that. He's very "Live and let live" all the time.
User avatar #327 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
Aaah save your sympathies

I was due for several beatings anyway. I was an arrogant smarmy little cunt who'd sit alone and read books whilst silently judging everyone for being proto-criminals.

Though that judgement isn't irrational, the school I went to was for borough rejects. It didn't have a front door it had two sets of prison-grade bar-gates with cops on guard.

Nah gettin my ass beat for homogay was just the catalyst, I'm not some innocent little victim.

I didn't mean to pass comment on your old man if it came across like that, I wasn't intending to refer to/talk about him and his view at all really, save for that I get it.
User avatar #331 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, any sort of environment like that will foster bullshit and bullying. How'd you wind up in a place like that anyhow?
User avatar #332 - captainprincess (09/20/2014) [-]
Just the place I grew up in is all
Some folks just land ass-deep in the shit-pile for their early lives
User avatar #333 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#45 - Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on zaperzero's profile 0
User avatar #46 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#4 - What if you're all texting the same person at dinner about a p…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2014 on nice job jim 0
#6 - youregaylol (09/19/2014) [-]
Leave that shit in your pocket or thats a paddlin'
User avatar #7 - tiagodisouza (09/19/2014) [-]
why are you carrying shit in your pocket
#8 - youregaylol (09/19/2014) [-]
well im not going to carry it with my hand

fucking disgusting
User avatar #9 - tiagodisouza (09/19/2014) [-]
Fair point
#13 - I legitimately enjoy the offspring's music.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on fashion week 0
#19 - mr skeltal (09/19/2014) [-]
So does anyone with a brain.
#4 - That particular Flash was actually known for his incredible en… 09/19/2014 on Fastest man alive +7
#5 - Admin's common form is tucking away his immense power and gain… 09/19/2014 on mmm Admin flavor! 0
#70 - She's just saving up so she can afford her own swimming pool a… 09/19/2014 on How to Mr Skeletal -1
#9 - Blinded to how great you really are. I know a few peo… 09/19/2014 on Missouri +1
#68 - Its always good to hear someone is fighting through someth…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on How to Mr Skeletal 0
User avatar #69 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
Well once it hits your bones you cant get rid of it. This women was diagnosed to die the year she got bone cancer. Something is keeping this women alive idk what. Maybe its the sims. That is all she does... I bet its the sims
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
She's just saving up so she can afford her own swimming pool and sell the ladder. She's determined to go out the same way as her best sims had.
Or she is trying to harness her life force so that when she dies her skeletal cancer will grow her into a massive battle-skeleton rather than just dis-forming her bones. I have no idea.
#60 - Dude...that's horrible. How bad is it looking?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2014 on How to Mr Skeletal 0
User avatar #67 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
Well shes had it for 3 years now. I have no idea how she is lasting this long its at stage 4. but shes in remission. this woman is a trooper. Proud to call her my aunt.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
Its always good to hear someone is fighting through something, even if it is rough. I hope she full pulls through A-OK.
User avatar #69 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
Well once it hits your bones you cant get rid of it. This women was diagnosed to die the year she got bone cancer. Something is keeping this women alive idk what. Maybe its the sims. That is all she does... I bet its the sims
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
She's just saving up so she can afford her own swimming pool and sell the ladder. She's determined to go out the same way as her best sims had.
Or she is trying to harness her life force so that when she dies her skeletal cancer will grow her into a massive battle-skeleton rather than just dis-forming her bones. I have no idea.
#32 - I feel as though Skeleton content cannot be cancerous. I don'…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on How to Mr Skeletal +3
User avatar #59 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
My aunt has bone cancer...
User avatar #60 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
Dude...that's horrible. How bad is it looking?
User avatar #67 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
Well shes had it for 3 years now. I have no idea how she is lasting this long its at stage 4. but shes in remission. this woman is a trooper. Proud to call her my aunt.
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
Its always good to hear someone is fighting through something, even if it is rough. I hope she full pulls through A-OK.
User avatar #69 - revansfirst (09/19/2014) [-]
Well once it hits your bones you cant get rid of it. This women was diagnosed to die the year she got bone cancer. Something is keeping this women alive idk what. Maybe its the sims. That is all she does... I bet its the sims
User avatar #70 - zaperzero (09/19/2014) [-]
She's just saving up so she can afford her own swimming pool and sell the ladder. She's determined to go out the same way as her best sims had.
Or she is trying to harness her life force so that when she dies her skeletal cancer will grow her into a massive battle-skeleton rather than just dis-forming her bones. I have no idea.
#19 - Pretty much my thoughts actually. I had no clue how strong Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Love life +1
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is pretty much there in case a villain is needed that can hold up against all top fighters. He´s incredibly OP. I doubt that anybody this side of fullpowered Odin can easily win the fight. I think he could even hold his own against Void-Sentry or Runeking Thor, but I know too few things about the marvelverse to be completely sure. comicexplain sure nows more.

...but he can, without a question squash cpt america...
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
Very true!

Thanos is meant to be one of the top contenders of the Marvel U, and there's not many people who can take him on, toe-to-toe; even a full powered Odin would struggle, if we're allowing Thanos to be powered up to his max as well!

Ultron might have a shot, if he's smart about it, however!
#16 - It depends on the environment he's fighting in, I'd say. It a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Love life +1
User avatar #17 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is in a whole other league - I really can´t see the captain beat him if both are at normal strength without powerups.
For Hulk and Thor it´s hard to say, tbh - If they try not to kill the Captain. If they fight to kill, without morals, I see the captain being killed.

And as I said - no idea how strong Loki is in the comics, I´ve rarely read any where he played a bigger role.
User avatar #19 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
Pretty much my thoughts actually. I had no clue how strong Thanos was himself, so I didn't really give a 100%, but if you think Thanos can squish him he probably can.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is pretty much there in case a villain is needed that can hold up against all top fighters. He´s incredibly OP. I doubt that anybody this side of fullpowered Odin can easily win the fight. I think he could even hold his own against Void-Sentry or Runeking Thor, but I know too few things about the marvelverse to be completely sure. comicexplain sure nows more.

...but he can, without a question squash cpt america...
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
Very true!

Thanos is meant to be one of the top contenders of the Marvel U, and there's not many people who can take him on, toe-to-toe; even a full powered Odin would struggle, if we're allowing Thanos to be powered up to his max as well!

Ultron might have a shot, if he's smart about it, however!
#14 - I meant one v one.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Love life +1
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Still - I don´t know too much about Lokis actual powers, but Thor, Hulk and Thanos could crush the captain.
User avatar #16 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
It depends on the environment he's fighting in, I'd say. It also depends on the motivation and time of fighting each enemy. Thanos is the only one of them that I have no idea of at anypoint in time. Hulk with minor motivations trying to only beat the cap without killing him would be a rather fair fight, however, Hulk at his strongest would spread Cap across the surrounding city block like jelly on toast. Thorwithout Mjolnir or Cap with a vibranium sheild would be rather fair in most situations, as long as he can avoid areal confrontations. Also, pretty sure a man capable of taking on death itself can fight Loki, just saying.
User avatar #17 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is in a whole other league - I really can´t see the captain beat him if both are at normal strength without powerups.
For Hulk and Thor it´s hard to say, tbh - If they try not to kill the Captain. If they fight to kill, without morals, I see the captain being killed.

And as I said - no idea how strong Loki is in the comics, I´ve rarely read any where he played a bigger role.
User avatar #19 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
Pretty much my thoughts actually. I had no clue how strong Thanos was himself, so I didn't really give a 100%, but if you think Thanos can squish him he probably can.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is pretty much there in case a villain is needed that can hold up against all top fighters. He´s incredibly OP. I doubt that anybody this side of fullpowered Odin can easily win the fight. I think he could even hold his own against Void-Sentry or Runeking Thor, but I know too few things about the marvelverse to be completely sure. comicexplain sure nows more.

...but he can, without a question squash cpt america...
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
Very true!

Thanos is meant to be one of the top contenders of the Marvel U, and there's not many people who can take him on, toe-to-toe; even a full powered Odin would struggle, if we're allowing Thanos to be powered up to his max as well!

Ultron might have a shot, if he's smart about it, however!
#11 - Captain America can beat all of them though. Thanos maybe a p…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Love life +1
User avatar #13 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Alone? Sorry, as much as I like the Captain, Thanos, Hulk, Thor and Loki - that´s a bit too much.
User avatar #14 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
I meant one v one.
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Still - I don´t know too much about Lokis actual powers, but Thor, Hulk and Thanos could crush the captain.
User avatar #16 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
It depends on the environment he's fighting in, I'd say. It also depends on the motivation and time of fighting each enemy. Thanos is the only one of them that I have no idea of at anypoint in time. Hulk with minor motivations trying to only beat the cap without killing him would be a rather fair fight, however, Hulk at his strongest would spread Cap across the surrounding city block like jelly on toast. Thorwithout Mjolnir or Cap with a vibranium sheild would be rather fair in most situations, as long as he can avoid areal confrontations. Also, pretty sure a man capable of taking on death itself can fight Loki, just saying.
User avatar #17 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is in a whole other league - I really can´t see the captain beat him if both are at normal strength without powerups.
For Hulk and Thor it´s hard to say, tbh - If they try not to kill the Captain. If they fight to kill, without morals, I see the captain being killed.

And as I said - no idea how strong Loki is in the comics, I´ve rarely read any where he played a bigger role.
User avatar #19 - zaperzero (09/18/2014) [-]
Pretty much my thoughts actually. I had no clue how strong Thanos was himself, so I didn't really give a 100%, but if you think Thanos can squish him he probably can.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (09/18/2014) [-]
Thanos is pretty much there in case a villain is needed that can hold up against all top fighters. He´s incredibly OP. I doubt that anybody this side of fullpowered Odin can easily win the fight. I think he could even hold his own against Void-Sentry or Runeking Thor, but I know too few things about the marvelverse to be completely sure. comicexplain sure nows more.

...but he can, without a question squash cpt america...
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
Very true!

Thanos is meant to be one of the top contenders of the Marvel U, and there's not many people who can take him on, toe-to-toe; even a full powered Odin would struggle, if we're allowing Thanos to be powered up to his max as well!

Ultron might have a shot, if he's smart about it, however!
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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