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zaperzero

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4597
Comment Ranking:#3074
Highest Content Rank:#4172
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4085 total,  6656 ,  2571
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91092
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:3433
FJ Points:4068
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#22 - My best friend doesn't watch Steven Universe because he finds … 02/09/2015 on Why Arnold? +1
#11 - I hate when I'm playing Ares or Ymir and everyone on the enemy… 02/08/2015 on I have you now! 0
#1059 - Line me up for the shooting.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on More attractive FJers +17
#1893 - anonexplains (02/06/2015) [-]
Bam
#1475 - carlonord (02/06/2015) [-]
I think I speak for all of us.
#72 - I used to jerk it to these in middle school. Good to be remin… 02/06/2015 on Moar Samus Please 0
#41 - What...what jokes do we make about bronies? I mean...like, I … 02/06/2015 on Papa Franku tells it like... 0
#60 - I take it the creator of them just left. Sad, really. They w… 02/05/2015 on Current FJ 0
#144 - Well...since no one else has posted it...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Lati-ass +4
#258 - arteries (02/06/2015) [-]
that was a letdown
#4 - Ok. 02/05/2015 on I have you now! 0
#2 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on I have you now! 0
User avatar #3 - snapshots (02/05/2015) [-]
I ment to say why the good art?
User avatar #4 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
Ok.
#43 - Well, there was a point where over half of the content on the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Current FJ 0
User avatar #46 - juter (02/05/2015) [-]
Hope to god that it doesn't change
#41 - Some girlfriends are pretty reliable. 02/05/2015 on Plot twist 0
#40 - Funnyjunk was just comps of memes at one point, you know. I …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Current FJ +11
#59 - alexlife (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow...I completely forgot about those :I

Wonder what happened to them
User avatar #60 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
I take it the creator of them just left. Sad, really. They weren't of high quality, but they were something.
#41 - anonexplains (02/05/2015) [-]
FJ has always had lots of comps, but I bet now that there's such a focus on them people will begin to hate them.
There's already people saying how they're all shit, I mean, fuck off.
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
Well, there was a point where over half of the content on the front page was comps. Anime comps, meme comps, 4chan story comps, troll-logic comps, ect.
I feel as though the fact comps we're seeing right now take over are all pretty alright. However, they need to be toned back a bit in my opinion.
User avatar #46 - juter (02/05/2015) [-]
Hope to god that it doesn't change
#34 - Guy on the right is as close as you can probably get. 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
#33 - No idea, actually. Found it through google images a mighty wa… 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
#28 - Yes. 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
#26 - It's so good 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... +4
#24 - The sexe going from near dead to full hp in an instant tho. 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... +1
#22 - did he* break his* ******* ankle or something …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
User avatar #23 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
oh wh-.....what......b-b-but......im sorry i didnt know hades was that sexy
User avatar #24 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
The sexe going from near dead to full hp in an instant tho.
#20 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
User avatar #21 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
did she break her fucking ankle or something
#22 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
did he* break his* fucking ankle or something
Gosh, don't you know Hades, king of the underworld?
User avatar #23 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
oh wh-.....what......b-b-but......im sorry i didnt know hades was that sexy
User avatar #24 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
The sexe going from near dead to full hp in an instant tho.
#18 - Care to elaborate?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
User avatar #19 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
no.
#20 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
did she break her fucking ankle or something
#22 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
did he* break his* fucking ankle or something
Gosh, don't you know Hades, king of the underworld?
User avatar #23 - ilikethisusername (02/05/2015) [-]
oh wh-.....what......b-b-but......im sorry i didnt know hades was that sexy
User avatar #24 - zaperzero (02/05/2015) [-]
The sexe going from near dead to full hp in an instant tho.
#2647 - My boyfriend sucked my dick, I'm getting some good writing don… 02/05/2015 on Tell Admin how your day is... +1
#14 - Found more, but by a different guy. 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... +2
#13 - He's not, they're just laying him on a painting of outside. 02/05/2015 on I guess you could say... 0
#7 - **** was rough for the hawk, for sure. I'd pref… 02/04/2015 on I guess you could say... +1
#5 - : D Yai 02/04/2015 on I guess you could say... 0

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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