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#1 - Warning: Take off your headphones first, it's loud as *… 06/21/2014 on Everybody get up +1
#35 - 10/10, would bread again. 06/21/2014 on zaperzero's profile 0
#5 - I was just thinking about Yang's relationship with Wisse and B… 06/20/2014 on GET FUCKING HYPED BITCH!!! 0
#23 - I've legitimately read this story back when I read it. 06/20/2014 on Haunted Vagina 0
#8 - The cutie marks don't line up properly with their flanks. 0/10… 06/20/2014 on #cheatingisokayif +16
#2 - Agreed, man. They just released a series about the creation o… 06/20/2014 on GET FUCKING HYPED BITCH!!! 0
#45 - Bardock would probably agree. 06/17/2014 on Vegeta's Top 10 Worst... 0
#41 - Good. I like Tarble. He's awesome.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Vegeta's Top 10 Worst... +2
User avatar #42 - andyyy (06/17/2014) [-]
he has good taste in women
User avatar #45 - zaperzero (06/17/2014) [-]
Bardock would probably agree.
#36 - I think Tarble is only...kinda cannon? I'm not sure how he's …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Vegeta's Top 10 Worst... 0
User avatar #40 - andyyy (06/17/2014) [-]
no he's pretty much canon at this point
User avatar #74 - randomwanker (06/18/2014) [-]
what does canon mean?
User avatar #76 - randomwanker (06/18/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #77 - andyyy (06/18/2014) [-]
U r welcome
User avatar #41 - zaperzero (06/17/2014) [-]
Good. I like Tarble. He's awesome.
User avatar #42 - andyyy (06/17/2014) [-]
he has good taste in women
User avatar #45 - zaperzero (06/17/2014) [-]
Bardock would probably agree.
#49 - I don't just bash it against the other guy. That's just gay. 06/17/2014 on how i thought gay people... +1
#9049962 - HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 06/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#200 - I ran from an invader in forest today. Same run I just died in… 06/16/2014 on im fucking done +1
#199 - Mine turned off against skele lords this morning too. 06/16/2014 on im fucking done +1
#147 - Doing a no death run I fell through the floor boards in the pi…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2014 on im fucking done +18
User avatar #227 - jibb (07/01/2014) [-]
>no death run

Bitch I can't even get past Orns&Smough
I've been stuck for a week
User avatar #228 - zaperzero (07/01/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2 No Death is easier. You have to do a skip to avoid a necessary death in Duke's Archives.
User avatar #174 - roflnaut (06/16/2014) [-]
I did a no death run, and right when I got into the Forest of Fallen Giants, I got invaded and killed.
Forgot to play the game offline.
User avatar #200 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I ran from an invader in forest today. Same run I just died in in fact. Made a B line straight for Last and then killed it.
#169 - Jameshaich (06/16/2014) [-]
> Doing no death run
> Faith, using lightning spears and playing safe
> Just raped lost sinner
> Shitty old ass xbox 360 controller
> Wonky cable
> Fighting skeleton lords
> easy fight
> Controller starts acting up
> Turns off
NO NO NO NO NO NO
#199 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Mine turned off against skele lords this morning too.
#172 - paulthehero (06/16/2014) [-]
I never thought I could use this gif in this situation
#173 - Jameshaich (06/16/2014) [-]
Nice use of the gif

Well, i took a shit tonne of damage, managed to position the cable so it stayed on and won due to them being pathetically weak.

Almost died at those stupid wheely skeletons

mfw
#176 - niknolta (06/16/2014) [-]
**niknolta rolled image** YFW SPOOKY SKELLINGTONS
User avatar #161 - largilloquent (06/16/2014) [-]
oh god do i feel your pain, those dick goblins killed me on my way to the castle
#184 - Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit. 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
#132 - Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do. 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
#130 - No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even … 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
#114 - Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's path…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips +1
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#109 - I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#107 - Yeah. I wish I could get past the ******* Coveto…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#105 - Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#103 - I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#100 - Not in my experience. I start as warrior so I'd have to go ge…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #101 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
really? i had a STR build with a +10 mace and club, and the mace had higher AR. don't tell me it got nerfed in the latest calibration.
#103 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I think it did. The mace has never been beyond reasonable in strength for me anyhow. I also like the freedom to not be bound to starting as a single class for this. Warrior is the best class to start as for club runs as I've found, given I prefer to base level the pursuer before heading back to Majula.

The rage that is dying to the skeletal lords because my controller died a moment ago. I was trying a quality build and using ceastus.
User avatar #108 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
do you ballista cheese him, or man-mode it? i like to just parry him, hit him a few times, then repeat.
also, time for mouse and keyboard!
User avatar #109 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't even bother going there. I fight him on the roof with half durability weapons like a fucking man. I am doing this console-fag because I can't afford a decent computer to run the game and I don't wanna re-buy it.
User avatar #120 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
damn straight. i'd say consoles are better to play on because you can recieve hate mail
#192 - needmesomebacon (06/16/2014) [-]
Yep, although this one continues to confuse me.
User avatar #194 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
well, smough never gave the impression of being too intelligent...
#177 - adu (06/16/2014) [-]
You can receive hate mail in PC version too.
User avatar #190 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
not in dks2
User avatar #132 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. I love when people get pissed at what I do.
#128 - exotic (06/16/2014) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#129 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
this satifies me
#99 - Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being co…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
#70 - I go for speed bassed no death runs. I find that grinding alw…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips 0
User avatar #84 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
My no death attempt was actually using :
Manslayer Katana with poison imbued
DefenderShield
BlackSet
Ring of Blade
Ring of Soul Protection
Ring of third Dragon (what ever the name)
Ring of Stam Regen

I ran every enemy with poison or chipping at them with my bow, I made it to vesdath (what ever is name) and my PC froze and I got killed :/

mind you I was level 250 on my NG+ lol. So I had pretty high Dex, Decent Vigor and Endurance, enough Vit to be below 40% and ton of Adaptibility.
User avatar #154 - huffe (06/16/2014) [-]
why not rat ring instead of soul protection?
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Does the Ring of Soul Protection keep you from being counted as having died?
User avatar #157 - kevinator (06/16/2014) [-]
Anything that says prevent death is supposed to.
User avatar #184 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay then. I'm gonna test myself against sinner in a bit.
#104 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
if you died appears,
guess what.
you died, bitch
#105 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't see the reason to use Soul Protection Ring then.
#106 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I recommend summoning for Throne assholes.
Just in case, plus you shouldn't face Nash-ed Potatoes on your own, with her curse shit.
Which reminds me, always have the cursebite ring and curse clothing.
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I could get past the fucking Covetous Demon. I tried going for skele lords a few minutes ago, but cuntroller died. I also tried to kill the Covetous one time on a no death (having reached that point) and I didn't realize he was an actual threat, so I went in with a heavy build not knowing that's what he's best against and you need to be mobile to win.
User avatar #110 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, miracles and pyromancies are what kept me alive the whole game.
Except when I attacked Licia.
Fuck Licia. WOG ass busta
#114 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
Dagger dat bitch to doom. She is so weak to daggers it's pathetic. I don't do casting of any sort, that's for fagits.
<Picture unrelated
#117 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/16/2014) [-]
I hadn't thought of stunlocking her until you told me.
Thank you.
User avatar #130 - zaperzero (06/16/2014) [-]
No problemo. I can kill her with a broken dagger, tbh. Even after she moves you can stunlock her into an area where she'll just try to walk back to where she belongs and just kill her that way.
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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