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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4928
Highest Content Rank:#3971
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
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Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:91354
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:3596
FJ Points:4357
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

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#1095 - Sexiest mofo here.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... +3
#1096 - gameshredder (04/19/2015) [-]
#3 - Cardinals and Missouri State I hear about all the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Just in case your forgot +1
#4 - radradials (04/19/2015) [-]
Missouri state mentioned swell with being a big brown bear
#58 - He's kinda ridiculous. 04/19/2015 on (untitled) -1
#1 - Cardinals mentioned. Swell with Missurahn prahd and "sho…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Just in case your forgot +9
#13 - rollerbator (04/19/2015) [-]
Don't forget the horde of meth heads and self righteous bible thumpers
#10 - froterons (04/19/2015) [-]
East St. Louis tho.
User avatar #16 - altairibnlaahad (04/19/2015) [-]
That's in Illinois tho.
User avatar #2 - Tusura (04/19/2015) [-]
My dad is from Missurah.
I hear about Missouri State, and the Cardinals more often that I care to admit.
User avatar #3 - zaperzero (04/19/2015) [-]
Cardinals and Missouri State I hear about all the time.
#4 - radradials (04/19/2015) [-]
Missouri state mentioned swell with being a big brown bear
#29 - When he comes back from the dead he proves himself to be compa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #57 - butterduck (04/19/2015) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #58 - zaperzero (04/19/2015) [-]
He's kinda ridiculous.
#8 - Why? 04/18/2015 on Random game/tv/movie art comp 0
#11 - Break the lid with super strength so hammer falls in. Piss on…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #27 - butterduck (04/19/2015) [-]
>spiderman
>super strength
k
#53 - iqequalzero (04/19/2015) [-]
You do know Spiderman has meta-human strength right? Like, lift a car level.
#29 - zaperzero (04/19/2015) [-]
When he comes back from the dead he proves himself to be comparable to the hulk in a fight if I recall correctly.
User avatar #57 - butterduck (04/19/2015) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #58 - zaperzero (04/19/2015) [-]
He's kinda ridiculous.
#43 - Dun...dun dun...*fades black and closes* 04/18/2015 on Skyrim mods +1
#41 - You know what I have never heard even once? "Skyrim is t… 04/18/2015 on Skyrim mods +5
#82 - Small Axe is faster axe, greataxe is slower axe. Short sword … 04/16/2015 on Afro Born 0
#5 - Use Reiterpallstch for quicker shots and slashes or add bloodt… 04/15/2015 on Slither +1
#36 - I felt so bad in elementary school because I was just kinda ex… 04/15/2015 on How to do sports +3
#216 - Oh, yeah, I realize where my mistake was. The area looked lik… 04/13/2015 on There it is boys. Perfect... 0
#215 - Comment deleted 04/13/2015 on There it is boys. Perfect... 0
#185 - Sauce? I don't remember this part of Berserk.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on There it is boys. Perfect... +1
#209 - dickchupacabra (04/13/2015) [-]
Really? It's literally from the very first chapter. He's the first sword kill we see. www.mangahere.co/manga/berserk/c001/22.html
User avatar #216 - zaperzero (04/13/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah, I realize where my mistake was. The area looked like a section of Fist of the North Star or something, but I didn't realize it was the tavern from chapter 1. Yeah, yeah, I just forgot sorry.
#215 - zaperzero has deleted their comment.
#183 - Gildarts win strategy. Step 1) Win.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on There it is boys. Perfect... 0
User avatar #184 - xXMAQXx (04/13/2015) [-]
pretty much
#180 - Well the strategy he mentioned does work for Gildarts 99% of the time.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on There it is boys. Perfect... 0
User avatar #182 - xXMAQXx (04/13/2015) [-]
gildarts dont take shit from no one else that someone is a giant black dragon
User avatar #183 - zaperzero (04/13/2015) [-]
Gildarts win strategy.
Step 1) Win.
User avatar #184 - xXMAQXx (04/13/2015) [-]
pretty much
#9 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Do Webs Come Out When He 0
#67 - The show is amazing, and despite the fandom saying otherwise a… 04/10/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 9! +1
#38 - But in her projection of her and Rose pre-war and the pictures… 04/10/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 11-NOT... 0
#14 - Is it possible Gems have cyclical lives and rebirth themselves… 04/10/2015 on Steven Universe 0
#14 - Including his other leg. 04/10/2015 on arms -1
#56 - Have you told your other dad yet? 04/10/2015 on 10 reasons why gay marriage... +39
#225 - Skyrim unarmed damage can outscale even the strongest of weapo… 04/08/2015 on if only 0
#223 - 1- Better than some guy in the middle of no where saying "… 04/08/2015 on if only 0

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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