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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4590
Comment Ranking:#3073
Highest Content Rank:#4172
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4085 total,  6656 ,  2571
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91093
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:3433
FJ Points:4068
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

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#106 - Hades is my favorite Egyptian god. 02/24/2015 on Superhero Comps: Raven 0
#155 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Gravity Falls 0
#26 - Go seeking and you will find grass? 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Wisdom +6
#7 - Sora No Otoshimono. 02/22/2015 on Need some help FJ +1
#63 - Yours look pretty good. 02/22/2015 on doesnt afraid of anything 0
#79 - Don't worry everyone. His dick is legendary. 02/21/2015 on This Does Not Expand Dong +1
#80 - Ok, you win. 02/19/2015 on Vegeta +9
#11 - Did you fags even land your punches first?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Vegeta +128
#50 - carnivoreapples has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - nthmetal (02/19/2015) [-]
my dad's an asshole, when I landed a punch on him all that happened was my hand got covered in shit.
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (02/19/2015) [-]
Ok, you win.
User avatar #62 - dscrim (02/19/2015) [-]
Cheeeeeeezy
#381 - My girlfriend is taking a while to get back to me on whether o… 02/19/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... 0
#39 - Oldest link to this video I could find. 02/19/2015 on messing with stock photos... 0
#162 - I like the last one because it's hard to tell if that's a seri… 02/18/2015 on Cringe adventures #3 0
#55 - I skip class sometimes to sleep with my boyfriend under a stai… 02/18/2015 on Daddy +1
#51 - Yep. 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
#49 - Competitive sex, seeing which of the two of you can get the be…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
User avatar #50 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
just fucking demolishing her and drenching the bed in cum and sex juices
that room would never smell the same

She'd kind of be ruined for life if she broke up with you
User avatar #51 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Yep.
#47 - I was thinking about that. You can sate your desires to be wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Whomp 0
User avatar #48 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
exactly, is that not a win-win?
and its not like the other-you has a bigger dick or is anymore skilled than you
so no sexual competition, if anything you've just get better each time from being better than yourself

the slow ascent to godhood
User avatar #49 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Competitive sex, seeing which of the two of you can get the best. Plowing her into the sheets all the time. If you are both horny you could just stay in the bathroom and tell her you're ready for sex again while taking a piss, then your clone goes into the room and fucks her brains out. When he gets done you make food at just start finishing it up as your clone gets done. Then you go in for another round of shagging. Chain-fuck her until she can't take it anymore.
User avatar #50 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
just fucking demolishing her and drenching the bed in cum and sex juices
that room would never smell the same

She'd kind of be ruined for life if she broke up with you
User avatar #51 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Yep.
#4 - Every name is only assigned to a gender because of the social … 02/17/2015 on (untitled) +6
#27 - If I ever look outside and see myself I will attempt to conver…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Whomp +6
User avatar #46 - icktomi (02/17/2015) [-]
you could have a part-time girlfriend

whenever one of you wants to just bro-out or chill and not have to have obligations that day, just trade off
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
I was thinking about that. You can sate your desires to be with her at times and at other times you can be alone with your bros.
User avatar #48 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
exactly, is that not a win-win?
and its not like the other-you has a bigger dick or is anymore skilled than you
so no sexual competition, if anything you've just get better each time from being better than yourself

the slow ascent to godhood
User avatar #49 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Competitive sex, seeing which of the two of you can get the best. Plowing her into the sheets all the time. If you are both horny you could just stay in the bathroom and tell her you're ready for sex again while taking a piss, then your clone goes into the room and fucks her brains out. When he gets done you make food at just start finishing it up as your clone gets done. Then you go in for another round of shagging. Chain-fuck her until she can't take it anymore.
User avatar #50 - icktomi (02/18/2015) [-]
just fucking demolishing her and drenching the bed in cum and sex juices
that room would never smell the same

She'd kind of be ruined for life if she broke up with you
User avatar #51 - zaperzero (02/18/2015) [-]
Yep.
#42 - amuzen (02/17/2015) [-]
what if you looked out side and saw yourself and started talking to him and he/you just stared up at you blankly? then the first moment you look away if you look back he's just gone, what next?
#38 - whatamidoing (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd never get along with myself. We'd both just try to put the work on each other.
#636 - 17, male, usa Stranger has disconnected 02/17/2015 on How old are you? 0
#19 - The only my little pony related post to get anywhere near thir… 02/17/2015 on Praise the Sun 0
#963 - Risk of Rain and Smite. 02/17/2015 on What games are you playing? 0
#147 - The upside is that measles will whipe out their bloodline so t… 02/17/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts -1
#144 - I didn't realize it was this...I've read this before. 02/16/2015 on Moooooo 0
#178 - I think you mean compolation of Darren Shan's every last work … 02/16/2015 on Fandoms +3
#110 - But remember...PC can emulate the past. He can rebirth the fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Sweet memories on hard drive +2
#121 - whatdafock (02/16/2015) [-]
your post kinda reminds me of this
#218 - Sorry. :c She refered to herself as a tranny so I figured tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on DeviantArt Logic 0
User avatar #221 - evilanakie (02/16/2015) [-]
one of my friends came up to me and said "you used to be kinda cute but im not a fag or nothing so i feel weird when i look at you stop it youre a girl"
im not going to stop
not now not ever
its a personal journey and people need to be understanding
reflect on what you said and learn

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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