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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#10507
Comment Ranking:#2078
Highest Content Rank:#4172
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
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#22 - I have sexual frustration right now but my extreme lack of con… 08/21/2014 on My dick's FW erectile... 0
#30 - My friend once used a substance that had similar effects to po… 08/21/2014 on Don't do drugs, kids. +2
#22 - Step by step process, she didn't do them all at once. 08/21/2014 on Kotaku +4
#119 - :c I was trying to help... I'm sorry... I have horrendou…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Hello My Name Is +3
#695 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/22/2014) [-]
It'll be ok lil nigga, u can do it.
#830 - dansanz (08/22/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
#116 - Little for a footlong ;) Cheer up buddy.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Hello My Name Is +5
User avatar #117 - teegoogilycoffeeme (08/21/2014) [-]
das ghey
User avatar #119 - zaperzero (08/21/2014) [-]
:c I was trying to help... I'm sorry... I have horrendous confidence issues myself and I feel horrible right now so I thought trying to cheer someone up might help.
#695 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/22/2014) [-]
It'll be ok lil nigga, u can do it.
#830 - dansanz (08/22/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
#53 - I honestly feel as though it's really stupid to compare the tw… 08/21/2014 on 2002-2014 0
#102 - FJ is my sauce. 08/20/2014 on Money comp 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Money comp +12
User avatar #99 - shadsword (08/20/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (08/20/2014) [-]
FJ is my sauce.
#76 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
Is that from a game?
User avatar #94 - keltainenlumi (08/20/2014) [-]
How did you get into that conclusion?
#95 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
the third picture looks like its from a visual novel hentai.
User avatar #96 - keltainenlumi (08/20/2014) [-]
I don't see the resemblance

also top right corner of every pic
they're screenshots from some streaming site
#72 - helgheimftw (08/20/2014) [-]
i don't get it
#77 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
remotely controlled vibrator.
#79 - helgheimftw (08/20/2014) [-]
oh now i see it. thanks
#26 - We have blades like that in my art class. They're used to per… 08/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#111 - Hallo. 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
#76 - The furries in these usually don't bother me, especially if th… 08/19/2014 on The virginity is strong... 0
#92 - Y'know, I've never had this be a problem. I've also nev…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
User avatar #109 - MTDEW (08/19/2014) [-]
sup
User avatar #111 - zaperzero (08/19/2014) [-]
Hallo.
#26 - I keep that picture in my reaction folder and enjoy looking at… 08/19/2014 on Protection +2
#41 - Are we allowed to post **** on addy's posts?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#35 - As long as you're cool with that, so am I.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#31 - Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#27 - Huh? Explain please.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #28 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I ment to say link, I'm retarded....
User avatar #31 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#5 - All links are redirected to pictures of Zelda.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks +12
User avatar #24 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
why not zelda?
User avatar #27 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Huh? Explain please.
User avatar #28 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I ment to say link, I'm retarded....
User avatar #31 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1408336826
What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#2 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks +1
#15 - The game "Five nights at Freddy's", as of Day 2 you … 08/18/2014 on Dont forget to check +6
#6 - lel 08/18/2014 on actually there are only 38 0
#8 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Undead bottom bitches 5 xxx +6
#26 - Thanks. I never really played it. Tried to get into OoT rece… 08/17/2014 on What does he say Funnyjunk? 0
#24 - The Boku of Picoo: Darude's Sandstorm as it's known in the wes…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on What does he say Funnyjunk? +1
User avatar #25 - jamieswhiteshirt (08/17/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask
User avatar #26 - zaperzero (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. I never really played it. Tried to get into OoT recently and just kinda gave up after a bit, it bugged me more than I enjoyed it.
#147 - I know women who this description fits perfectly. I do not as… 08/17/2014 on When you are reading this +2
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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