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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:10/20/2014
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Content Ranking:#10421
Comment Ranking:#2147
Highest Content Rank:#4172
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Level 39 Content: Peasant → Level 40 Content: Sammich eater
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#4 - **** , I just realized it's Hisao's line... … 08/23/2014 on At least he's honest 0
#3 - Inevitable "Yes" answer to anyone in a group of wome… 08/23/2014 on At least he's honest -1
#1 - "Yes."  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2014 on At least he's honest +25
#2 - timetravelzero (08/23/2014) [-]
Yes, we're having the cripple orgy, or yes, we ALL wanted the H-Scenes like rabid sex addicts.
User avatar #106 - whtkid (08/24/2014) [-]
Yes
#107 - timetravelzero (08/24/2014) [-]
Cheeky, cheeky.
User avatar #4 - zaperzero (08/23/2014) [-]
Shit, I just realized it's Hisao's line...fuck.
User avatar #3 - zaperzero (08/23/2014) [-]
Inevitable "Yes" answer to anyone in a group of women you like saying they intend to fuck after an activity is done. Why choose only one of them if they're chill with one another and you can love them all... :/ Of course this isn't the case though. I'd say any scenario in which you don't have to say no to all of the women in Katawa Shoujo but one is a good situation. One in which you can just, y'know, be happy with them all and have them all be happy with you. Cheating, unfortunately, is what that would be in this situation, as none of them get along with the idea of you practicing polygamy. Polygamy is weird...I'm trying it out right now in a personal relationship actually...it's going rather well. Two guys and one girl in the relationship and I cannot be happier.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Points game 0
#19 - sharklazers Comment deleted by zaperzero
#61 - You don't seem to understand who we're talking about. This is… 08/23/2014 on Loser +5
#9 - Comment deleted 08/23/2014 on Where is your god? 0
#24 - It was so cancerous it was good. 08/22/2014 on You Like Frozen? This is... 0
#18 - Here is the most pure concentrated ironic cancer know…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on You Like Frozen? This is... 0
#23 - buddhadom (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh jesus christ waht.
User avatar #24 - zaperzero (08/22/2014) [-]
It was so cancerous it was good.
#22 - You cared enough to leave a message telling him to. You th… 08/22/2014 on Heaven OC comic Re-upload +1
#21 - Transformed into you for a day it seems. Sex so strong it war… 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 +1
#18 - from what I've read in this spreasheet, he is incredible in be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 0
#19 - tender (08/22/2014) [-]
When were you me yesterday?
User avatar #21 - zaperzero (08/22/2014) [-]
Transformed into you for a day it seems. Sex so strong it warps one person into another.
#556 - Thanks, it took me a whole like 30 seconds after I realized th… 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... +1
#249 - I too would review for free, it's really just great to get to … 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#246 - Funny Junk's Important and Serious Game…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... +25
User avatar #891 - FJisGAY (08/28/2014) [-]
lol i guess i have a website
#520 - fistmyass (08/22/2014) [-]
Genius.
User avatar #556 - zaperzero (08/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, it took me a whole like 30 seconds after I realized that I'm gay and I go on FJ so I could name something after it.
User avatar #282 - zonryu (08/22/2014) [-]
that is good too
#242 - I'm a highschool student (senior) with moderate writing histor… 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... -1
#1 - My first time anal fell over screaming...not sure if I should … 08/22/2014 on When yo dick game so hard,... +1
#19 - SHINZO MENTIONED SWELL WITH PRIDE 08/21/2014 on Quality anime 0
#11 - Her game was 10/10. i took your advice. 08/21/2014 on Zoe, 5 guys, 4chan, tumblr... 0
#6 - I want a game for all consoles that reflects each console in i… 08/21/2014 on PSVITA-tan showcase 0
#6 - I think if Ouya came with a fan so it didn't overheat constant… 08/21/2014 on OUYA-tan showcase +1
#17 - Huh...alright then. 08/21/2014 on tv shows 0
#15 - I only like futurama from the lineup given...what am I?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on tv shows 0
User avatar #16 - kanatana (08/21/2014) [-]
Oddly focused.
User avatar #17 - zaperzero (08/21/2014) [-]
Huh...alright then.
#10 - When you bust a nut and she keeps sucking but on the shaft and… 08/21/2014 on nutted but she still suckin... +6
#22 - I have sexual frustration right now but my extreme lack of con… 08/21/2014 on My dick's FW erectile... 0
#30 - My friend once used a substance that had similar effects to po… 08/21/2014 on Don't do drugs, kids. +2
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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