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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4330
Comment Ranking:#3432
Highest Content Rank:#4172
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4183 total,  6759 ,  2576
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91176
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:3504
FJ Points:4140
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

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#4 - Link is become Xander. 12/29/2014 on In another sick and twisted... +1
#400 - No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#26 - Control right arrow* 12/28/2014 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny... +4
#390 - 10/10 proof, got me there.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #396 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Is that sarcasm or?...
User avatar #400 - zaperzero (12/29/2014) [-]
No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#52 - ******* damn it. You can never relax around snacks. 12/28/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell +1
#368 - Don't thank me, thank rape. 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
#309 - Pics or it didn't happen. srs  [+] (9 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +1
User avatar #390 - zaperzero (12/28/2014) [-]
10/10 proof, got me there.
User avatar #396 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Is that sarcasm or?...
User avatar #400 - zaperzero (12/29/2014) [-]
No. Sorry it's hard to sound sincere on FJ.
User avatar #401 - venomousvalentine (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hehe
User avatar #405 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeh. :c I wish I was 9 inches. Not for any practicality reasons, mind you, just for the "scary big" factor.
#406 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I was bigger for that reason but then I remember how annoying it is to have this stick out of my pants when I'm hard and to press into my belly button.
User avatar #407 - zaperzero (12/31/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, but I have rather good control of my erection until I'm around my crush. Shit drives me mad, yo. Glad I know what buttons to push to make him want me back, because if I didn't I'd probably spend half the time I should be spending with him in my bathroom.
User avatar #408 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2014) [-]
I can usually control it but its not always easy...
#306 - As a wise man once said... "8 inches moving at normal…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Double standard bitches +5
User avatar #323 - cacti (12/28/2014) [-]
Thanks based zaperzero. You've changed my perspective on things.
User avatar #368 - zaperzero (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't thank me, thank rape.
#112 - Hydration is Key 12/26/2014 on gender is fluid now +3
#111 - Some people actually aren't edgy teenage cunts who are going t… 12/26/2014 on gender is fluid now +2
#24 - Well not one at a time, ***** . Gotta have 40-60, full decks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Yugioh card +5
#31 - lefiddlesticks (12/27/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll picture*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** That's a lot of dicks.
#67 - Thanks based ************ . I had been thinking about t… 12/26/2014 on shes got a point +5
#14 - This is a good comment. I like this comment. 12/25/2014 on Dick +8
#21 - He said not to let you have it until Christmas, but open it anyways. 12/23/2014 on with love 0
#128 - He hunts spiderman and has a natural immunity to his prey's senses. 12/22/2014 on Spider-Man 0
#14 - There is a toxin that will nullify his spider abilities tempor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Spider-Man +4
#27 - thorseph (12/20/2014) [-]
i wouldn't call him a natural predetor, but as a parasite that has bonded with him it knows how to avoid his spidey sense
User avatar #128 - zaperzero (12/22/2014) [-]
He hunts spiderman and has a natural immunity to his prey's senses.
#12 - Then after realizing what it's like to be Superman, Lex began … 12/20/2014 on Lex is a douche +2
#20 - I play Hades power in Smite just to **** with anyone wh… 12/20/2014 on Multiplayer +2
#171 - lel 12/20/2014 on Culture!!! 0
#141 - Actually, it was the navy seals. They have a different coat p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Culture!!! +1
User avatar #151 - stringfingerable (12/19/2014) [-]
I almost fell for that.
User avatar #171 - zaperzero (12/20/2014) [-]
lel
#132 - If you don't think seals are for cuddle then you need…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Culture!!! +1
User avatar #137 - rambomanthree (12/19/2014) [-]
i cant believe these killed osama bin laden
#141 - zaperzero (12/19/2014) [-]
Actually, it was the navy seals. They have a different coat pattern. More like this. It's how they sneak up on terrorists.
User avatar #151 - stringfingerable (12/19/2014) [-]
I almost fell for that.
User avatar #171 - zaperzero (12/20/2014) [-]
lel
#65 - No. 12/19/2014 on how to obtain girlfriend 0
#6 - I read that as "You must bene where" I was sincerel…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Unitiled +17
User avatar #18 - anotherponyaccount (12/20/2014) [-]
I did too
#11 - flipke (12/19/2014) [-]
#82 - Yeah 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +1
#60 - I'm pretty sure Toriko eating a literal mountain of custard ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +1
User avatar #62 - aximil (12/18/2014) [-]
I corrected it on post #48. I really don't think he can out-eat Luffy though as Luffy has been shown to be able to instantly convert all of the food in his stomach into energy only to be hungry seconds later.
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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