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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:5/07/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7481
Comment Ranking:#4415
Highest Content Rank:#3971
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4331 total,  6934 ,  2603
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91313
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:3590
FJ Points:4248
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#35 - You love playing the devil's advocate don't you? Well, thi… 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs 0
#100 - Boku No Pico doesn't count, as it is a masterpiece. 01/25/2015 on Stop! It's HAMMER time! +5
#53 - Season 3 funded. 01/25/2015 on kids these days 0
#47 - Both were fantastic, but I honestly prefer Symbionic Titan. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on I miss this show. +4
#55 - funpunk (01/24/2015) [-]
You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (01/24/2015) [-]
nice.
#46 - The show is Symbionic Titan, it's really good. 01/24/2015 on I miss this show. 0
#44 - yis 01/24/2015 on tfw 500 ping 0
#37 - I was trying to play smite with my boyfriend as my main. I wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on tfw 500 ping 0
User avatar #42 - anonslayer (01/24/2015) [-]
smite is best moba
User avatar #44 - zaperzero (01/24/2015) [-]
yis
#70 - Our memes are dank, they come in a tank. 01/23/2015 on Sites As Houses +8
#185 - :c Sorry bro. I have a big problem with it and he can't take… 01/23/2015 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
#183 - Leverage is key for inserting with girth.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
User avatar #184 - fkelly (01/23/2015) [-]
i...i wouldnt know
#185 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
:c Sorry bro. I have a big problem with it and he can't take it for long for that exact reason. I've never gotten to finish with him before...
#177 - Well I don't have a good angle to put it in with force at unle…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
User avatar #182 - fkelly (01/23/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #183 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
Leverage is key for inserting with girth.
User avatar #184 - fkelly (01/23/2015) [-]
i...i wouldnt know
#185 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
:c Sorry bro. I have a big problem with it and he can't take it for long for that exact reason. I've never gotten to finish with him before...
#75 - 5'7" with my bf at about 6' tall. Butt sex is the …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
User avatar #165 - fkelly (01/22/2015) [-]
that isnt a big gap
User avatar #177 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
Well I don't have a good angle to put it in with force at unless he's on his knees.
User avatar #182 - fkelly (01/23/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #183 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
Leverage is key for inserting with girth.
User avatar #184 - fkelly (01/23/2015) [-]
i...i wouldnt know
#185 - zaperzero (01/23/2015) [-]
:c Sorry bro. I have a big problem with it and he can't take it for long for that exact reason. I've never gotten to finish with him before...
#157 - havockwzy (01/22/2015) [-]
#22 - Artorias Greatsheild, the godsend. 01/21/2015 on Recently picked up dark... 0
#6 - Daedalus is best waifu. 01/21/2015 on ███ 0
#859 - I'm sorry man...that's really rough. Carry on though, imag… 01/20/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... +2
#148 - I made a comment about it earlier on a different post. &qu… 01/20/2015 on skyrim 0
#800 - Excuse you, Boku No Pico is THE diffinitive best anime. The o… 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#740 - Saying any anime isn't as good as Boku no Pico is like having …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
User avatar #749 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on about Hajime no Ippo is the greatest anime that will ever exist, I just used the pic from BNP because of the caption
User avatar #800 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Excuse you, Boku No Pico is THE diffinitive best anime. The only anime that even comes close if King of the Hill. Fuckin' weeaboo.
#733 - Well that's a matter of opinion.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#737 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
Not if it's a fact
User avatar #740 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Saying any anime isn't as good as Boku no Pico is like having a Christian friend that constantly says "Yeah, that's cool, but not as cool as God." There's no reason to argue, no anime is nearly as good as BNP so we just opt out of repeating "It's amazing, not Boku No Pico, but still!"
User avatar #749 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on about Hajime no Ippo is the greatest anime that will ever exist, I just used the pic from BNP because of the caption
User avatar #800 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Excuse you, Boku No Pico is THE diffinitive best anime. The only anime that even comes close if King of the Hill. Fuckin' weeaboo.
#378 - Goat?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#607 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
User avatar #733 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Well that's a matter of opinion.
#737 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
Not if it's a fact
User avatar #740 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Saying any anime isn't as good as Boku no Pico is like having a Christian friend that constantly says "Yeah, that's cool, but not as cool as God." There's no reason to argue, no anime is nearly as good as BNP so we just opt out of repeating "It's amazing, not Boku No Pico, but still!"
User avatar #749 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on about Hajime no Ippo is the greatest anime that will ever exist, I just used the pic from BNP because of the caption
User avatar #800 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Excuse you, Boku No Pico is THE diffinitive best anime. The only anime that even comes close if King of the Hill. Fuckin' weeaboo.
#156 - Me and my gay lover once watched that. It was too gay for us.… 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#151 - 19/10 manga, anime movies were really good too, haven't finish…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#161 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
Anime is good until you read the mango, then it instantly turns to shit

But it's still nowhere near the GOAT
User avatar #378 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Goat?
#607 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
User avatar #733 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Well that's a matter of opinion.
#737 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
Not if it's a fact
User avatar #740 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Saying any anime isn't as good as Boku no Pico is like having a Christian friend that constantly says "Yeah, that's cool, but not as cool as God." There's no reason to argue, no anime is nearly as good as BNP so we just opt out of repeating "It's amazing, not Boku No Pico, but still!"
User avatar #749 - pwnagraphy (01/19/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on about Hajime no Ippo is the greatest anime that will ever exist, I just used the pic from BNP because of the caption
User avatar #800 - zaperzero (01/19/2015) [-]
Excuse you, Boku No Pico is THE diffinitive best anime. The only anime that even comes close if King of the Hill. Fuckin' weeaboo.
#16 - That IS the main questline. This is also why I like mods that… 01/18/2015 on automatic repeat +1
#11 - Comment deleted 01/18/2015 on When you break your record 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on When you break your record 0
#10 - shadowsynergy Comment deleted by zaperzero
#11 - zaperzero Comment deleted by zaperzero

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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