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#72 - Yeah, near the area. I go to High School and there's a lot th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Look at that smile 0
#74 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
I dont know many, only some of the girls who are some of the hottest in all of StL
User avatar #75 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Some of the Bosnian girls at my school are good lookin'. I am a man of exceptionally high standards (That is to say I love ass and they are 6-8/10 asses), however.
#81 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you herd of the husic sisters? I used to flirt with the older one, they are drop dead sexy. When i went to school all we have is white bitches haha
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
I have not. We have a ton of white girls at my school too. I like 'em, but not many have good butts.
#104 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Instagram samhusic thats the younger one, but shit i miss highschool when i had all that ass to stare at day in day out. Dont join the military, it sucks being on a camp with 2 females and 50 males
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't like the idea of joining any militaristic force if you're not personally inspired to go to war.
>Pretentiously rams peace ideals down others throat
#62 - Arnold actually.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Look at that smile 0
#71 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Ahh i'm from st charles, been to arnold a few times
User avatar #80 - SilverBullet (11/26/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm from Missouri too! Opposite side of the state though...
#82 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Get outta here blue springs
User avatar #83 - SilverBullet (11/26/2014) [-]
Close, but no cigar. I'm form a little town in the corner of the state called Mindenmines
#106 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
thats way far away, id hate to live in a small town
User avatar #111 - SilverBullet (11/28/2014) [-]
I like it here. I prefer the quiet. That, plus I can pee in my backyard and nobody will know
User avatar #72 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, near the area. I go to High School and there's a lot there, all really nice people with good food. :3
#74 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
I dont know many, only some of the girls who are some of the hottest in all of StL
User avatar #75 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Some of the Bosnian girls at my school are good lookin'. I am a man of exceptionally high standards (That is to say I love ass and they are 6-8/10 asses), however.
#81 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you herd of the husic sisters? I used to flirt with the older one, they are drop dead sexy. When i went to school all we have is white bitches haha
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
I have not. We have a ton of white girls at my school too. I like 'em, but not many have good butts.
#104 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Instagram samhusic thats the younger one, but shit i miss highschool when i had all that ass to stare at day in day out. Dont join the military, it sucks being on a camp with 2 females and 50 males
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't like the idea of joining any militaristic force if you're not personally inspired to go to war.
>Pretentiously rams peace ideals down others throat
#20 - Missouri mentioned, swell with Cardinals. 11/26/2014 on Just so you know...... +1
#38 - We have a **** load of Bosnians here in the secti…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Look at that smile +5
User avatar #84 - toncheky (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you tried burek?
#57 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Mehlvile? The dirty things id do to some of them, dearrrr lawwwwd
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Arnold actually.
#71 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Ahh i'm from st charles, been to arnold a few times
User avatar #80 - SilverBullet (11/26/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm from Missouri too! Opposite side of the state though...
#82 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Get outta here blue springs
User avatar #83 - SilverBullet (11/26/2014) [-]
Close, but no cigar. I'm form a little town in the corner of the state called Mindenmines
#106 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
thats way far away, id hate to live in a small town
User avatar #111 - SilverBullet (11/28/2014) [-]
I like it here. I prefer the quiet. That, plus I can pee in my backyard and nobody will know
User avatar #72 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, near the area. I go to High School and there's a lot there, all really nice people with good food. :3
#74 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
I dont know many, only some of the girls who are some of the hottest in all of StL
User avatar #75 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
Some of the Bosnian girls at my school are good lookin'. I am a man of exceptionally high standards (That is to say I love ass and they are 6-8/10 asses), however.
#81 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you herd of the husic sisters? I used to flirt with the older one, they are drop dead sexy. When i went to school all we have is white bitches haha
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (11/26/2014) [-]
I have not. We have a ton of white girls at my school too. I like 'em, but not many have good butts.
#104 - stlassassinfhc (11/26/2014) [-]
Instagram samhusic thats the younger one, but shit i miss highschool when i had all that ass to stare at day in day out. Dont join the military, it sucks being on a camp with 2 females and 50 males
User avatar #107 - zaperzero (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't like the idea of joining any militaristic force if you're not personally inspired to go to war.
>Pretentiously rams peace ideals down others throat
#22 - Lost is a bitch. My friends and I attempted to beat Mom as Lo… 11/25/2014 on IMA FIRING MY BLEURGH 0
#10 - It's okay, controllers can take quite a beating before dying. … 11/25/2014 on let me beat that boss for... +5
#50 - This. 11/25/2014 on "Elder scroll starter pack" +1
#25 - I was kinda hopping they'd take that toilet paper roll and jus… 11/25/2014 on A warning to all 0
#99 - Yeah, but the other comments kinda calmed me. Made me feel go… 11/24/2014 on sickening..I would kill her 0
#129 - I just happened to have that laying around. 11/24/2014 on Most emotional story I've... 0
#71 - Detained right now according to other comments. Read them for more. 11/24/2014 on sickening..I would kill her 0
#70 - Bitch got a beating by the father. The other comments talk ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on sickening..I would kill her 0
User avatar #98 - thefifthdoctor (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but we didn't see that, but we saw this.
User avatar #99 - zaperzero (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the other comments kinda calmed me. Made me feel good bitch got what was commin' her way.
#69 - You need a hug friend. 11/24/2014 on sickening..I would kill her +1
#60 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Most emotional story I've... 0
User avatar #88 - butterduck (11/24/2014) [-]
okey rood
User avatar #129 - zaperzero (11/24/2014) [-]
I just happened to have that laying around.
#11 - Wish someone would have told my ex that sooner... :'( … 11/23/2014 on GAAAAAY 0
#7 - If I don't lie then how will I hide the surprise birthday party? 11/23/2014 on Relationships +145
#172 - Jabberwock is best girl 11/23/2014 on Monster girl survival quest! -1
#19 - Picture 11/23/2014 on Toys +22
#10 - It'll be okay little ***** . You can do it. 11/21/2014 on When Everything Reminds You... +22
#40 - Thanks bro! :3 11/20/2014 on -blah blah blah title... +1
#38 - I thank based admin for my motivation. Since this was posted …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on -blah blah blah title... +1
User avatar #39 - bobsagget (11/20/2014) [-]
im glad to hear that buddy, it always makes me proud to see a man take control of his own life. keep up the good work partner, youll reach your goal in no time!
User avatar #40 - zaperzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Thanks bro! :3
#91 - I thumbed up because this was funny 11/20/2014 on Gg no re +2
#7 - Level -300 "Lover" 11/19/2014 on new levels, new classes, etc. +1
#46 - It's on its way bro. 11/19/2014 on console war 0
#20 - Bloodborne.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on console war 0
User avatar #53 - groundzero (11/19/2014) [-]
Divinity: Original Sin
User avatar #24 - BmanX (11/18/2014) [-]
Is not out yet
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (11/19/2014) [-]
It's on its way bro.
#32 - mrbojingles (11/18/2014) [-]
i wish it was..
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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