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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#35 - It's alright speed. I wouldn't say fast, but at least I don't…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 0
User avatar #38 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
Let's be thankful for that.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, let's.
#33 - I did not know of his name being Rhino outside of USA, as …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 0
User avatar #34 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
atleast ur internet is fast
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
It's alright speed. I wouldn't say fast, but at least I don't live in Australia.
User avatar #38 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
Let's be thankful for that.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, let's.
#30 - Clam was so cool though. I think he is the only character who…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +3
User avatar #31 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
His name was Rhino in the latino american dubb , Shnitzel is pretty cool guy, eh strong and not afraid of putting up with bullshit.
User avatar #33 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
I did not know of his name being Rhino outside of USA, as I am a standard american and I can only fight three steryotypes at once. I've chosen to stop being fat and an idiot, and I have no desire to love Elvis, so therefore I'm stuck being ignorant to the world outside of our borders.
User avatar #34 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
atleast ur internet is fast
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
It's alright speed. I wouldn't say fast, but at least I don't live in Australia.
User avatar #38 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
Let's be thankful for that.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, let's.
#5 - Reminds me of that "new spiderman animated series" thing. 09/28/2014 on Welcome to Midguard 0
#25 - Catscratch was the **** . 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +11
#24 - Camp lazlo?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +68
User avatar #332 - boboroad (09/28/2014) [-]
The thing is, it is not forgotton, and never will be.
User avatar #357 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
It's not? Sweet.
User avatar #29 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
Rhino was a pimp
User avatar #30 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Clam was so cool though. I think he is the only character who mainly says one thing the entire show who doesn't get gradding. Unless of course you count Shnitzel.
User avatar #31 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
His name was Rhino in the latino american dubb , Shnitzel is pretty cool guy, eh strong and not afraid of putting up with bullshit.
User avatar #33 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
I did not know of his name being Rhino outside of USA, as I am a standard american and I can only fight three steryotypes at once. I've chosen to stop being fat and an idiot, and I have no desire to love Elvis, so therefore I'm stuck being ignorant to the world outside of our borders.
User avatar #34 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
atleast ur internet is fast
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
It's alright speed. I wouldn't say fast, but at least I don't live in Australia.
User avatar #38 - sladee (09/28/2014) [-]
Let's be thankful for that.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, let's.
#23 - I thought the song itself was catchy, but the lyrics were abso… 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +2
#3 - I'm in a relationship and I am still desperate for ass.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Everyone on this website +29
User avatar #5 - dndxplain (09/28/2014) [-]
I know that feel
#27 - dehnoobshow (09/28/2014) [-]
All you need to do is ask.
User avatar #18 - zaperzero (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#650 - Doesn't mean he won't participate in the thumbing into oblivion. 09/27/2014 on Tribute to our king 0
#62 - np 09/27/2014 on .............................. 0
#68 - I play Smite. I can tell you this is how any sort of support … 09/26/2014 on Why twilight fans can't... 0
#58 - Katawa Shoujo I believe. It may not be an actual quote but an…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on .............................. 0
#61 - mixtrie (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - zaperzero (09/27/2014) [-]
np
#38 - ASS CHEEKS, I SEE ASS CHEEKS! FLAGGED! 09/25/2014 on Funnyjunk Lately +5
#36 - I ******* loved that series of comments. I think…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Funnyjunk Lately +5
User avatar #37 - joshlol (09/25/2014) [-]
CARTOON ASSCHEEKS
User avatar #38 - zaperzero (09/25/2014) [-]
ASS CHEEKS, I SEE ASS CHEEKS!


FLAGGED!
#32 - I honestly don't know and I've been here for 7 years going on …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Funnyjunk Lately +60
#107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/26/2014) [-]
Also this.
#78 - xonorithedruid (09/25/2014) [-]
A loop of fags
User avatar #79 - legoslayer (09/25/2014) [-]
I don't see a joshlol
User avatar #70 - musclezglassez (09/25/2014) [-]
yea why is phanact hated?
User avatar #58 - jaysnk (09/25/2014) [-]
well why is phancat hated
#35 - kaboomz (09/25/2014) [-]
phanact you bastard
User avatar #36 - zaperzero (09/25/2014) [-]
I fuckin' loved that series of comments. I think Joshlol loves to be hated so he's grown this little fandom of people who hate him of his own accord.
User avatar #37 - joshlol (09/25/2014) [-]
CARTOON ASSCHEEKS
User avatar #38 - zaperzero (09/25/2014) [-]
ASS CHEEKS, I SEE ASS CHEEKS!


FLAGGED!
#46 - Why trust a paladin when a man fighting God's very hand can cr… 09/24/2014 on Classes +3
#23 - Picture 09/24/2014 on Skype 0
#47 - No idea now that it's out. My bf plays Kukulkan and Scylla...…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on .............................. 0
User avatar #48 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
Aphro is my favorite healer.
#44 - :3 I love hades too. I play him as rapid-fire burst-mage. Ba…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on .............................. 0
User avatar #46 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I got bloodfire too, and gold and legendary only missing Soultaker, but I don't really want that one . I'm going for Legendary Kukulkan now. Never played Ao Kuang much but Kukulkan...I think he might be my new favorite mage, he jusy looks so awesome, and I have become really good with him too.

Hey, do I stil need to buy Gold before Legendary? Not sure how that works now after Diamond skins came.
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
No idea now that it's out. My bf plays Kukulkan and Scylla...wish he'd play afro. ^~^ We'd carry so good.
User avatar #48 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
Aphro is my favorite healer.
#39 - I forget sometimes that Greek and Roman pantheons are split up…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2014 on .............................. 0
User avatar #40 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I die too easy when I play damage Hades. That's why I build bruiser with him. Hide of the urchin, stone of gaia and mystical mail for protection. Shoes of focus, bancroft's talon, and ethereal staff for damage. Hard to kill Protections and the sustain from: stone og gaia + banctoft's talon + Hades' 3 = epic sustain , but still good enough damage that I get some kills and the enemy overall fear me.
I love Hades, he is my favorite, even got diamond skin and vp for gim
User avatar #44 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
:3 I love hades too. I play him as rapid-fire burst-mage. Bancroft's Talon for early lifesteal and a bit of sustain, then Shoes of Magi for cooldown and mana, then Warlock's Sash for HP and Power stacks as well as mana, then Polynomicon so I can hunt and get more lifesteal andmana and power, then Thoth for mana to power and power itself as well as stacks, then finally Tahuti for that little buff of damage. ^_^ I feel like it's who you're up against that decides whether beater, tank, or Burst Power is good. I'm sure you know what I'm talkin' about with that.
I'm going for diamond now actually. Already been 10 on him for a bit and got the VP and Bloodfire, but I'm going for soultaker and diamond now.
<3 Hades 4 lyf
User avatar #46 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I got bloodfire too, and gold and legendary only missing Soultaker, but I don't really want that one . I'm going for Legendary Kukulkan now. Never played Ao Kuang much but Kukulkan...I think he might be my new favorite mage, he jusy looks so awesome, and I have become really good with him too.

Hey, do I stil need to buy Gold before Legendary? Not sure how that works now after Diamond skins came.
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
No idea now that it's out. My bf plays Kukulkan and Scylla...wish he'd play afro. ^~^ We'd carry so good.
User avatar #48 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
Aphro is my favorite healer.
User avatar #41 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
for him*
#35 - Hades is king of overpowered, I swear. Why is the Roman Panth…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2014 on .............................. 0
User avatar #37 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I think you are the first I hear saying that Hades is overpowered. He is not as tanky as the other tanks, nor got as much cc. His ult is really good, but it's easy to counter, just use a dash or jump or beads and you are free. I can agree on Herc, a tanky herc just won't die.
btw, Herc is the only roman god you mentioned, the others are greek.
User avatar #39 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
I forget sometimes that Greek and Roman pantheons are split up, sorry. Hades is an alright tank at best, but it's damage hades that you have to fear. I fought a lot of my friends that are close in skill, having the two worst of the six of us on my side. My Damage Hades went 14/4. 2 of those deaths were because I underestimated their titan and it killed me while I tried to solo it, both times just barely too. I've run the numbers and my build stops at 1182 magic power before I start getting buffs from forest, actives, or potions.
User avatar #40 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I die too easy when I play damage Hades. That's why I build bruiser with him. Hide of the urchin, stone of gaia and mystical mail for protection. Shoes of focus, bancroft's talon, and ethereal staff for damage. Hard to kill Protections and the sustain from: stone og gaia + banctoft's talon + Hades' 3 = epic sustain , but still good enough damage that I get some kills and the enemy overall fear me.
I love Hades, he is my favorite, even got diamond skin and vp for gim
User avatar #44 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
:3 I love hades too. I play him as rapid-fire burst-mage. Bancroft's Talon for early lifesteal and a bit of sustain, then Shoes of Magi for cooldown and mana, then Warlock's Sash for HP and Power stacks as well as mana, then Polynomicon so I can hunt and get more lifesteal andmana and power, then Thoth for mana to power and power itself as well as stacks, then finally Tahuti for that little buff of damage. ^_^ I feel like it's who you're up against that decides whether beater, tank, or Burst Power is good. I'm sure you know what I'm talkin' about with that.
I'm going for diamond now actually. Already been 10 on him for a bit and got the VP and Bloodfire, but I'm going for soultaker and diamond now.
<3 Hades 4 lyf
User avatar #46 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
I got bloodfire too, and gold and legendary only missing Soultaker, but I don't really want that one . I'm going for Legendary Kukulkan now. Never played Ao Kuang much but Kukulkan...I think he might be my new favorite mage, he jusy looks so awesome, and I have become really good with him too.

Hey, do I stil need to buy Gold before Legendary? Not sure how that works now after Diamond skins came.
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (09/24/2014) [-]
No idea now that it's out. My bf plays Kukulkan and Scylla...wish he'd play afro. ^~^ We'd carry so good.
User avatar #48 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
Aphro is my favorite healer.
User avatar #41 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
for him*
#26 - I thumbed this when I first saw it...I'm proud it made it here… 09/24/2014 on Horses X Spingebill 0
#9 - Fun fact, It isn't always uncomfortable when that happens. 09/24/2014 on Licky Bum Bum 0
#11 - The Bible states the end will not be predicted. Jahoves Witne…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on (untitled) +3
#57 - testaburger (09/24/2014) [-]
1. Get someone to predict the end of the world to be any date from now on
2. Bible says the end times will not be predicted
3. ????
4. End times never happen

Humanity's FW
#10 - It was a joke. We here on FJ don't take kindly to folk who ca… 09/24/2014 on Westboro church -3
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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