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#24 - He'll have starved to death after he couldn't figure out how t… 08/30/2014 on cr1tikal +4
#69 - Says Levi. C'mon man, you're named after an anime character! 08/30/2014 on Priorities 0
#62 - I use a lot of teeth, sorry... 08/29/2014 on All the funding spent on... 0
#42 - Tumblr is not nearly as bad at dealing with society as they ma… 08/29/2014 on Watamote, basically +7
#18 - You can't get pregnant if it's gay sex. Proven fact.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on 2014 names +6
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2014) [-]
And you can't be normal either,so its like being a cripple just so that you don't have to walk.
#30 - youwillnevermeetme (08/29/2014) [-]
#24 - Take this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on I'm hoping this is in the... +1
#48 - discin (08/29/2014) [-]
thank you kind sir
#13 - If it's rape she'll be participating in harming an animal. 08/28/2014 on Vegan genius +1
#68 - Red hair can be skip generation. 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... 0
#67 - I AM a faggot! I'm working out to lose weight and I hope that … 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... 0
#66 - I'm working out to get skinny enough to make a great one…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #73 - jellybaby (09/02/2014) [-]
Post pics

If you want
User avatar #74 - zaperzero (09/02/2014) [-]
Might post final results, but I'm not close yet.
User avatar #75 - jellybaby (09/03/2014) [-]
All good things take time. Or something like that.
User avatar #76 - zaperzero (09/03/2014) [-]
Good point, friend.
User avatar #77 - jellybaby (09/03/2014) [-]
Well. Good luck, you majestic bastard. (:
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (09/03/2014) [-]
Thanks~ I'm currently getting motivation from my crush...he's calling me huge~
User avatar #79 - jellybaby (09/04/2014) [-]
That's a little mean. But hey, motivation is motivation!
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (09/04/2014) [-]
He's my lover, and it wasn't fat he was saying I was. :3 I'm a sucker for compliments and he knows it~
User avatar #81 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
That sounds cute. (: I kinda wanna cross-dress sometimes, but I have very feminine features. I doubt I can pull it off.
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Try for it. I look masculine most of the time, but parting my hair in just the right ways makes me mistakable for a woman.
User avatar #83 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, luckily I have a very gender-neutral voice and big, hairy legs, haha. So maybe I could pull off looking like a boy. I guess I'd just have to make my lips less red. Besides, I'm still going through puberty and stuff, so... After that's all done, I might give it a go!
User avatar #84 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it then!
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#48 - True... 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
#47 - But what if I said no homo!?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
#50 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#ThenYouArentAFaggot
#46 - Well, I have to jerk off to finish for him. He's amazing at o… 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
#9 - You'd be suprized. My lover drizzles out cum and I'm gentle e…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I hate that, it's like the most impatient shit ever. Kind of insulting, as if his hand could do any better.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, I have to jerk off to finish for him. He's amazing at oral and his ass feels amazing, but my endurance is absolutely absurd. We've spent an hour of him just sucking without me getting close, sadly. Also, we have to go fast, as my parents are usually home when we do it (we're both 17).
User avatar #27 - lanfearandthecup (08/28/2014) [-]
auctually, once youve had head a couple times it gets to the point where (if your like me) the pressure you can exert with your hand is > than the pressure exerted by a mouth, but im a pressure guy, and a dry guy.... and a bi guy.... im a lot of guys k?
#7 - but what if you don't know that he's cumming and you accidenta…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
#15 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#ThenYouAreAFaggot
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
But what if I said no homo!?
#50 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#ThenYouArentAFaggot
#8 - rufflezrgood (08/28/2014) [-]
I feel like you would know if you felt some guy cumming in your mouth. For one thing, the spasms would let you know that he was gonna cum.
User avatar #9 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
You'd be suprized. My lover drizzles out cum and I'm gentle enough with the head that it's not really that noticeable if he bucks any more than usual There's also the fact that I have him lay still while I bob my head on him and he occasionally jerks off while doing it so sometimes he just shakes me off to jerk it.
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I hate that, it's like the most impatient shit ever. Kind of insulting, as if his hand could do any better.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, I have to jerk off to finish for him. He's amazing at oral and his ass feels amazing, but my endurance is absolutely absurd. We've spent an hour of him just sucking without me getting close, sadly. Also, we have to go fast, as my parents are usually home when we do it (we're both 17).
User avatar #27 - lanfearandthecup (08/28/2014) [-]
auctually, once youve had head a couple times it gets to the point where (if your like me) the pressure you can exert with your hand is > than the pressure exerted by a mouth, but im a pressure guy, and a dry guy.... and a bi guy.... im a lot of guys k?
#254 - Hi Levi. 08/28/2014 on Games Journalism 0
#10 - Thanks...I guess. 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +5
#14 - Dat illuminati tieback tho... 08/28/2014 on Douchebag Chocolat +1
#6 - NG+3 you can kill 4 enemies for 30 casts worth of souls for GR… 08/28/2014 on Climax +1
#3 - Actually, I'd say if you wind up more towards the middle of th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven +38
#19 - BloodyTurds (08/28/2014) [-]
Actually, liking 4 guys doesn't mean you like girls at all.. it just means you have standards/preferences...
User avatar #48 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
True...
#2 - But what if you don't know he's cumming?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Scientifically proven 0
#6 - rufflezrgood (08/28/2014) [-]
Spit?
User avatar #7 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
but what if you don't know that he's cumming and you accidentally get it on your tongue and swallow it without knowing?
#15 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#ThenYouAreAFaggot
User avatar #47 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
But what if I said no homo!?
#50 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#ThenYouArentAFaggot
#8 - rufflezrgood (08/28/2014) [-]
I feel like you would know if you felt some guy cumming in your mouth. For one thing, the spasms would let you know that he was gonna cum.
User avatar #9 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
You'd be suprized. My lover drizzles out cum and I'm gentle enough with the head that it's not really that noticeable if he bucks any more than usual There's also the fact that I have him lay still while I bob my head on him and he occasionally jerks off while doing it so sometimes he just shakes me off to jerk it.
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I hate that, it's like the most impatient shit ever. Kind of insulting, as if his hand could do any better.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, I have to jerk off to finish for him. He's amazing at oral and his ass feels amazing, but my endurance is absolutely absurd. We've spent an hour of him just sucking without me getting close, sadly. Also, we have to go fast, as my parents are usually home when we do it (we're both 17).
User avatar #27 - lanfearandthecup (08/28/2014) [-]
auctually, once youve had head a couple times it gets to the point where (if your like me) the pressure you can exert with your hand is > than the pressure exerted by a mouth, but im a pressure guy, and a dry guy.... and a bi guy.... im a lot of guys k?
#5 - I'm a ginger and only just realized after thumbing up three ot…  [+] (40 new replies) 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +7
User avatar #35 - jellybaby (08/28/2014) [-]
You would make a great drag queen or cross-dresser, just saying.
User avatar #66 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm working out to get skinny enough to make a great one, so hopefully.
User avatar #73 - jellybaby (09/02/2014) [-]
Post pics

If you want
User avatar #74 - zaperzero (09/02/2014) [-]
Might post final results, but I'm not close yet.
User avatar #75 - jellybaby (09/03/2014) [-]
All good things take time. Or something like that.
User avatar #76 - zaperzero (09/03/2014) [-]
Good point, friend.
User avatar #77 - jellybaby (09/03/2014) [-]
Well. Good luck, you majestic bastard. (:
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (09/03/2014) [-]
Thanks~ I'm currently getting motivation from my crush...he's calling me huge~
User avatar #79 - jellybaby (09/04/2014) [-]
That's a little mean. But hey, motivation is motivation!
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (09/04/2014) [-]
He's my lover, and it wasn't fat he was saying I was. :3 I'm a sucker for compliments and he knows it~
User avatar #81 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
That sounds cute. (: I kinda wanna cross-dress sometimes, but I have very feminine features. I doubt I can pull it off.
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Try for it. I look masculine most of the time, but parting my hair in just the right ways makes me mistakable for a woman.
User avatar #83 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, luckily I have a very gender-neutral voice and big, hairy legs, haha. So maybe I could pull off looking like a boy. I guess I'd just have to make my lips less red. Besides, I'm still going through puberty and stuff, so... After that's all done, I might give it a go!
User avatar #84 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it then!
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#29 - iviking (08/28/2014) [-]
You look majestic as fuck.
no homo
User avatar #28 - englishtallybopper (08/28/2014) [-]
its either a beautiful man or a handsome woman
#27 - caesarslegion (08/28/2014) [-]
It's like a black Nazi ain't it?
#23 - fecal (08/28/2014) [-]
wow, not only are you ginger, but you're also fat and look like a faggot.

better just off yourself and get it over with
User avatar #67 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
I AM a faggot! I'm working out to lose weight and I hope that solves the looking like a faggot problem when I do. Then I'll only have to deal with m immense urge to drain the souls of the innocents around me.
User avatar #13 - toosexyforyou (08/28/2014) [-]
I remember seeing this before. Someone said that you were an ugly chick and I told them that I would place my bets on you being a dude. Looks like I win
User avatar #9 - hateandwhiskey (08/28/2014) [-]
damn nigga you pretty af
#10 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
Thanks...I guess.
#10 - I want an eidt of this gif where he makes a green thumb. T… 08/28/2014 on his parents are dead +1
#140 - It's really the blue haired chick (I can't remember her name r… 08/27/2014 on Japan VS the rest of the world 0
#68 - Someone she seduced for a good review just didn't give her a g… 08/27/2014 on Jessica Valenti is level 75 +2
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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