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#102 - FJ is my sauce. 08/20/2014 on Money comp 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Money comp +12
User avatar #99 - shadsword (08/20/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (08/20/2014) [-]
FJ is my sauce.
#76 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
Is that from a game?
User avatar #94 - keltainenlumi (08/20/2014) [-]
How did you get into that conclusion?
#95 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
the third picture looks like its from a visual novel hentai.
User avatar #96 - keltainenlumi (08/20/2014) [-]
I don't see the resemblance

also top right corner of every pic
they're screenshots from some streaming site
#72 - helgheimftw (08/20/2014) [-]
i don't get it
#77 - angelusprimus (08/20/2014) [-]
remotely controlled vibrator.
#79 - helgheimftw (08/20/2014) [-]
oh now i see it. thanks
#26 - We have blades like that in my art class. They're used to per… 08/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#111 - Hallo. 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
#76 - The furries in these usually don't bother me, especially if th… 08/19/2014 on The virginity is strong... 0
#92 - Y'know, I've never had this be a problem. I've also nev…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
User avatar #109 - MTDEW (08/19/2014) [-]
sup
User avatar #111 - zaperzero (08/19/2014) [-]
Hallo.
#26 - I keep that picture in my reaction folder and enjoy looking at… 08/19/2014 on Protection +2
#41 - Are we allowed to post **** on addy's posts?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#35 - As long as you're cool with that, so am I.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#31 - Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#27 - Huh? Explain please.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks 0
User avatar #28 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I ment to say link, I'm retarded....
User avatar #31 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#5 - All links are redirected to pictures of Zelda.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks +12
User avatar #24 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
why not zelda?
User avatar #27 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Huh? Explain please.
User avatar #28 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I ment to say link, I'm retarded....
User avatar #31 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Because "Oh man, that's link" with a picture of zelda.
User avatar #32 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it's safe to just disregard everything i say for the rest of the night.
User avatar #35 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
As long as you're cool with that, so am I.
#39 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
#41 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post nsfw on addy's posts?
User avatar #45 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
there was that one NSFW webm thread that was on SFW but it was on addy's post...
User avatar #42 - hopporto (08/18/2014) [-]
i dunno, try.
User avatar #54 - zaperzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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What'sa matter Addy, gonna ban me?!
pls nu I'll remove this if you say so or a mod does
#2 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on cool redirect tricks +1
#15 - The game "Five nights at Freddy's", as of Day 2 you … 08/18/2014 on Dont forget to check +6
#6 - lel 08/18/2014 on actually there are only 38 0
#8 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Undead bottom bitches 5 xxx +6
#26 - Thanks. I never really played it. Tried to get into OoT rece… 08/17/2014 on What does he say Funnyjunk? 0
#24 - The Boku of Picoo: Darude's Sandstorm as it's known in the wes…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on What does he say Funnyjunk? +1
User avatar #25 - jamieswhiteshirt (08/17/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask
User avatar #26 - zaperzero (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. I never really played it. Tried to get into OoT recently and just kinda gave up after a bit, it bugged me more than I enjoyed it.
#147 - I know women who this description fits perfectly. I do not as… 08/17/2014 on When you are reading this +2
#20 - What game is that?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2014 on What does he say Funnyjunk? 0
User avatar #23 - jamieswhiteshirt (08/17/2014) [-]
The Legend of Zelda: Darude's Sandstorm
User avatar #24 - zaperzero (08/17/2014) [-]
The Boku of Picoo: Darude's Sandstorm as it's known in the west.
Seriously though, is it from Majoras Mask or OoT or something? I have no idea.
User avatar #25 - jamieswhiteshirt (08/17/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask
User avatar #26 - zaperzero (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. I never really played it. Tried to get into OoT recently and just kinda gave up after a bit, it bugged me more than I enjoyed it.
#196 - I brag about my dick size and I'm just barely above average. 08/17/2014 on Father Admin +1
#61 - Day Z actually. Most of the other PC games I play I do so wit… 08/17/2014 on   +2
#482 - As I have read multiple articles on dolphin sex, and this soun…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on R8 The World 0
User avatar #484 - yunogasaii (08/17/2014) [-]
Sounds sexy, unfortunately I'm banned from many aquariums.
#473 - Shark pussy feels great. Or at least from what I've heard, do…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on R8 The World 0
#477 - yunogasaii (08/17/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they'd be pretty much the same, but I don't know a lot about aquatic pussy
User avatar #482 - zaperzero (08/17/2014) [-]
As I have read multiple articles on dolphin sex, and this sounds pretty accurate to what it's like. The way dolphins manipulate their vaginas allows them to milk you with them.
User avatar #484 - yunogasaii (08/17/2014) [-]
Sounds sexy, unfortunately I'm banned from many aquariums.
#91 - Yeah. 08/17/2014 on Random Encounters +1
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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (17 hours ago) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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