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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:5/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4713
Highest Content Rank:#3971
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
Content Thumbs: 711 total,  1205 ,  494
Comment Thumbs: 4532 total,  7137 ,  2605
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 57 Content: Sammich eater → Level 58 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:91372
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:3605
FJ Points:4392
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2) | fuck (2)

latest user's comments

#81 - The Devil is a Part-Timer. It's a jump cut from the point whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on police looking for the POS... +4
#135 - Absolute Madman (7 hours ago) [-]
Ah ok guess be adding that to list
#9 - Joker was talking to them. Why would the fear him if he clear…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Joker +23
User avatar #33 - Sterski (16 hours ago) [-]
Well he didn't say that until after the gunshot.
#19 - I had an idea a while back for an anime about characters in a … 05/29/2015 on ButtStuff -1
#12 - Well I figured you'd get regular hearing aide replacements so … 05/28/2015 on Servant seeks new employment 0
#10 - I don't get it.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Servant seeks new employment +1
User avatar #11 - distribution (05/28/2015) [-]
Read left to right. Basically, the old rich man's hearing used to be bad, so the servant would throw in obscenities while speaking to him knowing it wouldn't be noticed. However, this time, his master has a hearing aid, and so hears all the ad things his servant says to him.
User avatar #12 - zaperzero (05/28/2015) [-]
Well I figured you'd get regular hearing aide replacements so you'd get them often rather than going long enough with bad hearing that you'd let stuff like that slide.
#2 - keks were had. 05/27/2015 on Hades eats oreos 0
#43 - With a lid. 05/23/2015 on Gravity~ +9
#64 - "voiced by KEN" Excuse me? 05/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#29 - [Chanting "USA USA USA!" intensifies] 05/16/2015 on Time for your daily dose of... +10
#12 - So we killin' it or what?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2015 on nice +137
User avatar #69 - xredsoxmuffin (05/12/2015) [-]
Is there a carl for everything!?
#87 - Absolute Madman (05/12/2015) [-]
That should be a new rule of the internet, if there isn't there would be.
#29 - privilege (05/12/2015) [-]
Haha. I am too late.

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#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
#34 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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