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zapcrouch

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Age: 114
Facebook Profile: nigger.avi
Youtube Channel: nigger.avi
Steam Profile: nigger.avi
Consoles Owned: wii, wii fit, wii u, xbone, penismaster
Video Games Played: Phonics, Kindergarten 555, welcome to Kindergarten
X-box Gamertag: penissucker555
PSN: penissucker555
Interests: sucking cocks, eating hot wings, disgusting women
Date Signed Up:1/25/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:niggerville
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Highest Content Rank:#1198
Highest Comment Rank:#6086
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Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:383
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I'm a fat mexican nigger who has slayed the mortal beast of chicken wings 45 billion times. I first came to this site when lord admin decended upon my fat cock and said "get on my site faggot"

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#167 - I want the person who created this and I want there tumblr. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on for whom the bell tolls +1
#211 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
I don't care how and I won't ask questions. Somebody hack this blog and replace everything in it with pictures of Admin.
#219 - zapcrouch (12/29/2015) [-]
this
even though I'm pretty sure a regular old SQL won't do the trick, but i'm pretty sure a Dictionary password crack would work, since, you know, the people on tumblr are fucking retarded and probably use words you would find in a dictionary as passwords
#2 - might as well have left a link and given credit, why didn't you? 12/29/2015 on A British and French Love... +2
#92 - okay yeah **** you. ADMINPLZ 12/28/2015 on Sugar and Sulfuric Acid 0
#91 - uncle ruckus isn't a black man he's uncle ruckus  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Sugar and Sulfuric Acid +1
#100 - einsampibroch (12/28/2015) [-]
86 isn't saying Uncle Ruckus is Black, the comment is something he would say.
Thanks a lot for pointing out his condition.
He got Revitiligo.
#15 - VINES? NOT ON MY FUNNYJUNK 12/27/2015 on Stereotype glasses 0
#25 - you are acute angle Cappuccino Mathematical constant 12/21/2015 on oh my 0
#15 - it's in one of his CS:GO videos, I forget the title, it has ML… 12/21/2015 on Rekted 0
#59 - trust me when I say the producers of vaping ingredients do not… 12/19/2015 on We get it, you vape. 0
#17 - god damn. 12/18/2015 on Damn 0
#15 - I still have no Idea what the **** happened.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Damn 0
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#16 - alapazama (12/18/2015) [-]
from what I understand in a simple form, that asshole that raised the price on that life-saving drug had bought the only copy of a certain album from the Wu-Tang Clan. He signed a contract that prevents it from being distributed for 40 years, or until the band or Bill Murray steal it from him. since said asshole got arrested, people were hoping that the police did a seizure on some of his property and had seized the album in the process. Unfortunately, the content is a cap of the police's twitter where they said that they did not seize anything from him
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#19 - thenordicsnowman (12/18/2015) [-]
The buyer was allowed to destribute it, but had to give the copys out for free so he couldn't make any money on it.
And if he didn't, it would be realesed to the public in 88 years.
#17 - zapcrouch (12/18/2015) [-]
god damn.
#12 - can someone redpill me on what the **** happened?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Damn 0
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#13 - alapazama (12/18/2015) [-]
>>#6
#15 - zapcrouch (12/18/2015) [-]
I still have no Idea what the fuck happened.
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#16 - alapazama (12/18/2015) [-]
from what I understand in a simple form, that asshole that raised the price on that life-saving drug had bought the only copy of a certain album from the Wu-Tang Clan. He signed a contract that prevents it from being distributed for 40 years, or until the band or Bill Murray steal it from him. since said asshole got arrested, people were hoping that the police did a seizure on some of his property and had seized the album in the process. Unfortunately, the content is a cap of the police's twitter where they said that they did not seize anything from him
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#19 - thenordicsnowman (12/18/2015) [-]
The buyer was allowed to destribute it, but had to give the copys out for free so he couldn't make any money on it.
And if he didn't, it would be realesed to the public in 88 years.
#17 - zapcrouch (12/18/2015) [-]
god damn.
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#14 - alapazama (12/18/2015) [-]
ah fuck, how do I link comments? just go to comment number 6
#11 - The original poster happens to be Pyrocynical if you want more…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Rekted +1
#14 - lesterthered (12/21/2015) [-]
cant seem to find it on his channel, is it uploaded somewhere u know of by any chance?
#15 - zapcrouch (12/21/2015) [-]
it's in one of his CS:GO videos, I forget the title, it has MLG in the title though, MLG unboxing or something
#20 - yes. watch Nerdcubed's videos on it. it's *******… 12/18/2015 on Just Cause 3 0
#57 - I have made the **** before, it's chemical compound mak…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on We get it, you vape. 0
#58 - peebze (12/19/2015) [-]
Again, I know that, but that doesn't mean some companies won't add or do something different just to be cheap.
#59 - zapcrouch (12/19/2015) [-]
trust me when I say the producers of vaping ingredients do not add any form of shady chemical to vape liquid.
#36 - ingredients in vape liquid: Propaline Glycol Vegtable …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2015 on We get it, you vape. +5
#55 - peebze (12/18/2015) [-]
Its not that I don't know what is in them, but more the fact that there could be other preservatives that aren't listed since there is now law about it. At least, not until next year. Its more a personal trust issue I guess.
#57 - zapcrouch (12/18/2015) [-]
I have made the shit before, it's chemical compound makes a natural preservative. it doesn't require any more than what was listed.
#58 - peebze (12/19/2015) [-]
Again, I know that, but that doesn't mean some companies won't add or do something different just to be cheap.
#59 - zapcrouch (12/19/2015) [-]
trust me when I say the producers of vaping ingredients do not add any form of shady chemical to vape liquid.
#848 - 17 student My girlfriend was diagnosed with schitzophr… 12/17/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +1
#21 - "hey phil, what are you cleaning your car with?" … 12/17/2015 on bouncy +14
#5 - WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH ME  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on (untitled) +8
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#21 - muffincannibal (12/13/2015) [-]
NOTHING THAT CAN BE SOLVED THROUGH ANY MEANS OF THERAPY.
#4 - fixed 12/12/2015 on wuss +14
#7 - Fixed 12/12/2015 on poor kid +5
#4 - fixed it 12/12/2015 on is this true? +2
#14 - close enough 12/12/2015 on i'm so sorry,but i had girl... +2
#13 - **zapcrouch used "*roll picture*"** **zapcrouch rolled ima…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2015 on i'm so sorry,but i had girl... 0
#35 - sneperker (12/14/2015) [-]
come on, hurry up and delete
#27 - softlyrustled (12/13/2015) [-]
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#14 - zapcrouch (12/12/2015) [-]
close enough
#4 - get the **** off FJ 12/12/2015 on Based on a true story -2
#26 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 12/11/2015 on African or European Swallow? +36

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