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zapcrouch

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Age: 114
Facebook Profile: nigger.avi
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Steam Profile: nigger.avi
Consoles Owned: wii, wii fit, wii u, xbone, penismaster
Video Games Played: Phonics, Kindergarten 555, welcome to Kindergarten
X-box Gamertag: penissucker555
PSN: penissucker555
Interests: sucking cocks, eating hot wings, disgusting women
Date Signed Up:1/25/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:niggerville
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I'm a fat mexican nigger who has slayed the mortal beast of chicken wings 45 billion times. I first came to this site when lord admin decended upon my fat cock and said "get on my site faggot"

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#713 - OKAY. 04/03/2015 on North Korea is beautiful 0
#3 - The joke is that it sucks yet i am trying to make people feel. 04/03/2015 on All aboard the feel train. -1
#1 - FIRST OC i have made. I really, really ******* suck. 04/03/2015 on All aboard the feel train. -1
#59 - >Implying i have anything to do >implying i won… 04/03/2015 on Support FJ by posting a lot... 0
#63 - My perfect woman would be the number 4 and the number 7. … 04/02/2015 on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +1
#125 - Okay FJ, we need to bring back hitler's beliefs. KIL… 04/02/2015 on Cringe #22 - You're going... +1
#68 - That last one... ALL THE FEELS THE FEELS EVE…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Assorted Internets #20 0
#88 - atma (04/01/2015) [-]
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#129 - See indiana mentioned Swell with race cars from the Indy 500 03/29/2015 on SJW gets rekt by Disturbed... 0
#163 - Here it is... THE THUMB TACK TO SHEMALE VAGINA BUDOKAI! 03/29/2015 on Dildo Generator 0
#293 - trying to get done with the final boss of intrusion 2 03/28/2015 on Friday Night, whatcha doing? 0
#3 - I live in southern side, sadly, it is sort of 9 and your dog i… 03/27/2015 on Lost Dog in Indianapolis 0
#1 - lol are you really trying to do this on ******* funnyjunk  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Lost Dog in Indianapolis -1
#2 - airwork (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm doing it on multiple sites. I'm trying to help a friend out.
#3 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
I live in southern side, sadly, it is sort of 9 and your dog is black

so good luck
#1 - repost, you are ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on ACTIVATE -1
#4 - databutt (03/27/2015) [-]
When you need to be told by davidavidson...
#2 - davidavidson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - Comment deleted 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
#21 - Lets make ********* to each other so we can fill up the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#19 - ****** stop the purple is ******* with my eyes  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#17 - **** . YOU GOT MY HOPES UP  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#15 - Do you have a son that has brown hair  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#13 - Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father  [+] (12 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#11 - I think I remember you... Douche with brown hair?  [+] (14 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#12 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Unfortunately i am not a shower Douche means shower in French
#13 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#8 - You are right. I did not bone her. Come to think of i…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#9 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
I too unhooked your mother's bra
#11 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
I think I remember you... Douche with brown hair?
User avatar
#12 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Unfortunately i am not a shower Douche means shower in French
#13 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#6 - CAN WE STOP SEXUALIZING MY CHILDHOOD I BONED HER 5 YEARS A…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
User avatar
#7 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
>implying this is your story
Yeah rite pal
#8 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
You are right. I did not bone her.

Come to think of it the only bra I have unhooked was my mothers
User avatar
#9 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
I too unhooked your mother's bra
#11 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
I think I remember you... Douche with brown hair?
User avatar
#12 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Unfortunately i am not a shower Douche means shower in French
#13 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#4 - not when you have a dick the size of a baby carrot and 10  [+] (20 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
#5 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
#6 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
CAN WE STOP SEXUALIZING MY CHILDHOOD
I BONED HER 5 YEARS AFTER THIS
HAPPY NOW
User avatar
#7 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
>implying this is your story
Yeah rite pal
#8 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
You are right. I did not bone her.

Come to think of it the only bra I have unhooked was my mothers
User avatar
#9 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
I too unhooked your mother's bra
#11 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
I think I remember you... Douche with brown hair?
User avatar
#12 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Unfortunately i am not a shower Douche means shower in French
#13 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#2 - i was 10  [+] (22 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The first time I got kissed 0
#3 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#4 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
not when you have a dick the size of a baby carrot
and 10
#5 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
#6 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
CAN WE STOP SEXUALIZING MY CHILDHOOD
I BONED HER 5 YEARS AFTER THIS
HAPPY NOW
User avatar
#7 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
>implying this is your story
Yeah rite pal
#8 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
You are right. I did not bone her.

Come to think of it the only bra I have unhooked was my mothers
User avatar
#9 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
I too unhooked your mother's bra
#11 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
I think I remember you... Douche with brown hair?
User avatar
#12 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Unfortunately i am not a shower Douche means shower in French
#13 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you brown haired and 6,3 if so you happen to be my father
User avatar
#26 - KimJongUn (03/27/2015) [-]
oooohhh, or, that might have been me as well
User avatar
#25 - scorpidea (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope I think that might have been me...
User avatar
#14 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
The only 6'3 part of my body is my Legs and my penis
#15 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Do you have a son that has brown hair
User avatar
#16 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
Me, a son, no
#17 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck.
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP

User avatar
#18 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
If you had your hopes up, you should've not been conversing with me in the first place
#19 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
nigger stop the purple is fucking with my eyes
#20 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#21 - zapcrouch (03/27/2015) [-]
Lets make shitposts to each other so we can fill up the screen with purple lines

i don't think it has been done before
#23 - theredson (03/27/2015) [-]
#22 - zapcrouch Comment deleted by zapcrouch
#13 - YOU ************ 03/26/2015 on Tea Time +1

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