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zapcrouch

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Age: 114
Facebook Profile: nigger.avi
Youtube Channel: nigger.avi
Steam Profile: nigger.avi
Consoles Owned: wii, wii fit, wii u, xbone, penismaster
Video Games Played: Phonics, Kindergarten 555, welcome to Kindergarten
X-box Gamertag: penissucker555
PSN: penissucker555
Interests: sucking cocks, eating hot wings, disgusting women
Date Signed Up:1/25/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:niggerville
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I'm a fat mexican nigger who has slayed the mortal beast of chicken wings 45 billion times. I first came to this site when lord admin decended upon my fat cock and said "get on my site faggot"

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#52 - **zapcrouch used "*roll picture*"** **zapcrouch rolled image ** 04/13/2015 on Episode 1: American... 0
#51 - **zapcrouch used "*roll picture*"** **zapcrouch rolled image ** 04/13/2015 on Episode 1: American... 0
#50 - **zapcrouch used "*roll picture*"** **zapcrouch rolled image ** 04/13/2015 on Episode 1: American... 0
#290 - THIS IS HAUNTING MY NIGHTMARES 04/13/2015 on There's no god 0
#33 - They write the base of their drawing on the other person's side. 04/13/2015 on Art 0
#130 - mmm, I love onio-OH DEAR GOD MY EYES THEY MIGHTY MORPHED INTO … 04/13/2015 on Best of dads +2
#6 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Amanda and the Skinwalkers +1
#127 - I REQUIRE IN YOUTUBE VIDEO FORM 04/12/2015 on Rock Paper Scissors 0
#61 - And your name starts with A, becuase it is spelled A U T I S T… 04/12/2015 on Jackie chan? -1
#38 - make it to knowyourmeme and you just won all the dank. 04/12/2015 on Get a load of this +1
#53 - Besiege 04/11/2015 on Trick Shot 0
#146 - ah **** it VOTE FOR KITLER! 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. 0
#84 - **zapcrouch used "*roll picture*"** **zapcrouch rolled image ** 04/09/2015 on he has it so his enemy can... +4
#19 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Dank 0
#81 - Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reame… 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes 0
#79 - RIDING A GIANT LIGHTNING CAT INTO THE SUNSET. AND PEOPLE T…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes +1
#80 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah.

Oh and another typical thing came to mind, cats are one of the few species that have retractable claws. I don't think it's coincidental Toothless has retractable teeth.
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#76 - I can see that, considering one of the steps Hiccup took to tr…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes 0
#78 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Or how about his fondness of fish?

Actually now that I'm thinking about it, scratch that "somewhat" in my previous comment.
He resembles a cat in looks, movement/poses, mannerism, and character. He basically IS a cat, just with wings.
#79 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
RIDING A GIANT LIGHTNING CAT INTO THE SUNSET.
AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT THOR WAS THE MOST BADASS VIKING.
#80 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah.

Oh and another typical thing came to mind, cats are one of the few species that have retractable claws. I don't think it's coincidental Toothless has retractable teeth.
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#51 - not at all. 04/08/2015 on RP Motivationals part 1 of ? +1
#72 - Watching the movie, I always thought that Toothless was an ove…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes +1
#75 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Well, toothless is somewhat based on cats.

For some animations they actually used video footage of cats to try to capture the same movements.
#76 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
I can see that, considering one of the steps Hiccup took to train him was using his shield as a sort of laser pointer to attract Toothless, much like a cat owner would.
#78 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Or how about his fondness of fish?

Actually now that I'm thinking about it, scratch that "somewhat" in my previous comment.
He resembles a cat in looks, movement/poses, mannerism, and character. He basically IS a cat, just with wings.
#79 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
RIDING A GIANT LIGHTNING CAT INTO THE SUNSET.
AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT THOR WAS THE MOST BADASS VIKING.
#80 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah.

Oh and another typical thing came to mind, cats are one of the few species that have retractable claws. I don't think it's coincidental Toothless has retractable teeth.
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#138 - tfw you see anything oatmeal related after what he did to FJ 04/08/2015 on Assorted Internets #28 0
#200 - thank you jokexplain. 04/08/2015 on Tumblr 0
#192 - Jokexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Tumblr 0
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#196 - jokexplain (04/07/2015) [-]
The character, named Pearl, is being compared to the pearl (gem) one of the characteristics of which is a lack of cleavage. Cleavage in the precious gems world is the tendency to split along certain lines; pearls have no such tendency. Cleavage for people is tits. No cleavage for the character Pearl, so she's flat chested. Savvy?
#200 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
thank you jokexplain.
#131 - I third that WE DEMAND SAUCE 04/04/2015 on Facetime +1
#31 - That outtake is the best thing to ever happen to my brain. 04/03/2015 on Hair Alchemy 0
#29 - I am going to ******* murder you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Hair Alchemy +5
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#36 - kevtheg (04/03/2015) [-]
Lol i kno i laughed then cried

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