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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, XBOX 360, 3DS, PS4
X-box Gamertag: TheBadBradN17
PSN: Infernox99
Date Signed Up:9/03/2012
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Florida
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#52 - I get it I really do... this comment just hit really close to … 04/28/2014 on Police 0
#46 - I say he bitched out because he called the cops before alertin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Police 0
#48 - mr skeltal (04/28/2014) [-]
I get that, but that's more of a cop just being ignorant of the situation and only going on the knowledge of what your neighbor told him.
Neighbor: "yes officer, that dog over there is trespassing and is aggressive. You can tell by the way he's breathing."
Obviously that's not the whole conversation, but i hope you get what i'm saying. 9/10 times police call animal control to come pick up dogs, so i'm guessing your dog may have did something because it felt endangered.

but again dude, not all cops are bad. just because one wasn't superman doesn't mean they're all lex luthor.
hating all cops because of that is the same as hating all doctors because a patient died during surgery, or hating all oc makers because one of them reused an old joke.
User avatar #52 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
I get it I really do... this comment just hit really close to home for me... Of course all cops arent bad but in my hometown a lot of them have moral compasses that don't exactly point North. I thank you for being civil in this discussion
#9 - I know what thats like.... when I was six years old my dog got…  [+] (25 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Police +103
User avatar #182 - theshadowed (04/28/2014) [-]
Not all cops are bad
User avatar #90 - brutallyhonest (04/28/2014) [-]
That gets me fucking pissed. I know how strong a dog can be capable of, if he's fully aggressive in attack mode, (And was actually vicious), but I mean.. Is it that bad, that you have to use a pistol and shoot the damn thing? You're a human being, it's a dog. Sure they can half strong jaws and can bite your face off if they had to, but you're a PERSON. You can just learn how to hold one down, or to stop it efficiently.. what's the need of being a fucking bitch, and shooting some relatively innocent dog?


I don't mean to sound dumb there, it's just so irritating when I hear of some pussy cop shooting a dog dead.
User avatar #86 - PenguinsOfMars (04/28/2014) [-]
I have a similar story, I had a pet dog that was over in the neighbors yard and the guy got mad and called the dogs. My cop had a breathing problem because he was overweight like most cops, and the dog came and fucking shot him. I. Fucking. Hate. Dogs.
#78 - hikikomori (04/28/2014) [-]
Bitch got what he deserved for having a breathing problem.
#83 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
Ah I was wondering when one of you would show up. Fuck off kindly and gently please and I bid you adieu.
#84 - hikikomori (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm just saying. You should thank the cop for putting your dog out of his misery.
User avatar #100 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
When I say breathing problem it means that when he breathes he sounds like he was growling, which common amongst any boxer
User avatar #101 - hikikomori (04/28/2014) [-]
Your dog probably sucked too much dick, that's why.
User avatar #70 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/28/2014) [-]
That's horrible, but I don't get why you hate all cops because what one person did. It's stupid.
User avatar #72 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
In all honesty I don't.... It's just this bad experience stuck with me. Everything about that encounter was horrible. I recently found out that that officer lost his job for a similar situation so eventually justice was appropriately served. So I guess to rectify my previous statement I hate THAT cop and hope he burns in hellfire
User avatar #96 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/28/2014) [-]
Ah, well that makes total sense then; I would loathe that man with every fiber of being as well if he killed my dog.
#73 - mr skeltal (04/28/2014) [-]
too bad about 90% of those bastards get there job back sooner or later
#68 - mr skeltal (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck cops! What good are they, trying to protect their lives from a dog that may or may not have been raised aggressively and trying to hurt him? There are two sides to every story, kiddo. And little six year old you probably made the cop out to be the bad guy because it made you feel better about you losing your dog to chance.

All cops aren't bad, and all cops aren't good. It's not black and white.
#67 - mr skeltal (04/28/2014) [-]
I feel you bro. A couple years ago my dog got out of the yard and was hit by the mailman. This means that all mailmen are assholes because of this one incident. I. Fucking. Hate. Mailmen.
#56 - thelastelephant (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - perform (04/27/2014) [-]
I feel like pressing the funny button is innappropriate.
User avatar #58 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
Its all good dude, IMO green means: funny, I agree, or I sympathize with your story. and then red is obviously the antithesis to all of those.
#43 - mr skeltal (04/27/2014) [-]
Keep your dog in your own yard? If the dude bitched you out before calling the cops, that's probably a fucking sign that you should get your dog off of his yard. Regardless, that was a massive duck move on both of their parts.

But yes, lets hate all cops because of one not-so-great one.
User avatar #46 - zanea (04/27/2014) [-]
I say he bitched out because he called the cops before alerting us. Our dog had never left our yard before and I live in a rural area. His dog was out too and was in estrus so mine was just chilling and checking out the place completely non aggressive
#48 - mr skeltal (04/28/2014) [-]
I get that, but that's more of a cop just being ignorant of the situation and only going on the knowledge of what your neighbor told him.
Neighbor: "yes officer, that dog over there is trespassing and is aggressive. You can tell by the way he's breathing."
Obviously that's not the whole conversation, but i hope you get what i'm saying. 9/10 times police call animal control to come pick up dogs, so i'm guessing your dog may have did something because it felt endangered.

but again dude, not all cops are bad. just because one wasn't superman doesn't mean they're all lex luthor.
hating all cops because of that is the same as hating all doctors because a patient died during surgery, or hating all oc makers because one of them reused an old joke.
User avatar #52 - zanea (04/28/2014) [-]
I get it I really do... this comment just hit really close to home for me... Of course all cops arent bad but in my hometown a lot of them have moral compasses that don't exactly point North. I thank you for being civil in this discussion
User avatar #15 - ieatpaste (04/27/2014) [-]
only call the cops if youre wiling to have a yourself, a family member, or a pet shot.
#28 - mr skeltal (04/27/2014) [-]
a yourself?
User avatar #199 - StickyTissueLoLz (04/28/2014) [-]
He's Mario
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (04/27/2014) [-]
typo
#124 - Weed is something that you have to want to do. If you smoke an… 04/25/2014 on Meaning of drugs 0
#105 - That would honestly be the worst thing for the world. Modern m… 04/18/2014 on Divine burn 0
#595953 - Nope, Just went out and cast my line and boom: Shiny on first cast  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #595964 - spongebobexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
nice! congrats man!
#595933 - I know yall probably don't care but I just caught my first shi…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #595996 - theawkwardbros (04/18/2014) [-]
Nice. c:
User avatar #595956 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough m8
User avatar #595954 - CottonTail (04/17/2014) [-]
congratz mate, shinies are funn
User avatar #595944 - nomora (04/17/2014) [-]
If you know we don't care, then why say anything?
User avatar #595949 - spongebobexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
damn, stop being such an edgy asshole
User avatar #595952 - nomora (04/17/2014) [-]
Same thing could be said to you.
User avatar #595965 - spongebobexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
>not denying it
User avatar #595942 - spongebobexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
was it chain fishing? if yes, i'm sorry to say this but it's nothing special
User avatar #595953 - zanea (04/17/2014) [-]
Nope, Just went out and cast my line and boom: Shiny on first cast
User avatar #595964 - spongebobexplain (04/17/2014) [-]
nice! congrats man!
User avatar #595941 - fitemeirlbro (04/17/2014) [-]
chain fishing how everyone gets their first shiny
User avatar #595937 - mysticpichu (04/17/2014) [-]
noob
#49 - All production dates aside lets look at this from a chronologi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Just imagine if this was true +2
User avatar #53 - kindremind (04/16/2014) [-]
I only read that because of the picture drawing me in, fucking hilarious picture.
#52 - playapplepie (04/16/2014) [-]
YES, FUCKING THANK YOU!!!
#157 - I want to say that I saw it on IGN or Gamespot last year.... I…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
User avatar #160 - tacoiiimaniac (04/15/2014) [-]
Meh thanks anyway.
Even if it was just a sequel to Jak X I'd be fine with it because that's honestly my favorite racing game that I've ever played.
#155 - They haven't totally shot down the idea for making a new one b…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
User avatar #156 - tacoiiimaniac (04/15/2014) [-]
Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you have any sources on this information? My mind wants more
User avatar #157 - zanea (04/15/2014) [-]
I want to say that I saw it on IGN or Gamespot last year.... Im sorry I don't have more useful info
User avatar #160 - tacoiiimaniac (04/15/2014) [-]
Meh thanks anyway.
Even if it was just a sequel to Jak X I'd be fine with it because that's honestly my favorite racing game that I've ever played.
#154 - I still get flashbacks of what that thing was supposed to look… 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
#152 - Not sure if you're making another reference to a different cha… 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
#148 - I forget what they were called but they were enemies in Resist…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
#242 - dandyspacehandy (04/16/2014) [-]
It's called a Fury. It's a shitty potato cam vid, but here's it attacking the player if anyone wants to see

Resistance 2 - Fury attack
User avatar #150 - brothergrimm (04/15/2014) [-]
that thing looks like death from the depths........
User avatar #152 - zanea (04/15/2014) [-]
Not sure if you're making another reference to a different character or just using appropriate adjetives to describe these monstrosities. they killed you instantly and were invincible
#120 - Booty had me like 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy -3
#44 - All Crcodillians can close their jaws with bone crushing force… 04/15/2014 on boop 0
#70 - Sandshrew is Terror Sandshrew is Power 04/15/2014 on Poke logic 0
#69 - **zanea rolls 027**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Poke logic 0
#70 - zanea (04/15/2014) [-]
Sandshrew is Terror
Sandshrew is Power
#68 - Comment deleted 04/15/2014 on Poke logic 0
#213 - I personally liked the idea of pokemon trainer in Brawl and I … 04/15/2014 on Super Smash Bros Mewtwo 0
#39 - He did while he was frozen 04/12/2014 on Makes me laugh every time 0
#138 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Just saiyan... +1
#149 - Aye, that it be 04/08/2014 on cute platypus 0
#142 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on cute platypus +5
User avatar #148 - godofsteak (04/08/2014) [-]
is that the original "follow your dreams" gif?
User avatar #149 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
Aye, that it be
#141 - Picture 04/08/2014 on cute platypus +5
#124 - I got to play with a puppy just like this at my local petstore… 04/08/2014 on cute platypus 0
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