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zancal

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Date Signed Up:4/20/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#67 - One of my teachers in high school would always describe sex as…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on The Facts 0
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IM A NOSE!

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#14 - i don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Dancing in the wind +3
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#16 - stankebottoms (01/11/2016) [-]
It is a scene from the movie "American Beauty". The artsy fartsy kid made a film of a bag dancing in the wind. He thought it was the most beautiful thing.
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#17 - zancal (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh, thanks
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#38 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
diggin your guard right up!
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#9 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
hello
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User avatar #10 to #9 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
hello
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User avatar #23 to #10 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
What is her personality like?
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User avatar #26 to #23 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
energetic and playful
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User avatar #27 to #26 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
Damn. That means she's in heat.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
we she's already got a bf
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User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
>Implying.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
i'm a bit award socially. what's being implied?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
That her boyfriend is even anything remotely interesting bet he watching Basketball and Vine Videos on his phone.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
well he plays guitar, but that's all i know about him. he could be a slob for all i know
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User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
>He plays Guitar

Already a douchebag who is secretly gay.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
in all honesty, he seems the type
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User avatar #35 to #34 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
i wouldn't be surprised if he is
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User avatar #25 to #23 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
i replied to the wrong comment. whoops
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User avatar #11 to #10 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
Evening.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
evening
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User avatar #13 to #12 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
Sup?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
just got back from the most awkward party of my life
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User avatar #15 to #14 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
What happened?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
well everyone shows up in dress clothes, and i show up in a t-shirt and shorts. And i really didn't know anyone there
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User avatar #17 to #16 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
Who invited you?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
the host, it was her sweet 16 party so she invited everyone she knows
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User avatar #19 to #18 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
Is she a hot cunt?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
she's hot, but i wouldn't call her a cunt
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User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic (06/27/2015) [-]
How hot?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
about a 7/10
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User avatar #24 to #22 - zancal (06/27/2015) [-]
it's not letting me reply to your comment, but she's energetic and playful
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User avatar #7 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - zancal (05/24/2015) [-]
A watering can?
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User avatar #3 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
Has hair at the bottom along with rough skin. The skin would tan in the sun though most people dont do that. It stinks and goes in your mouth. What is it?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zancal (05/19/2015) [-]
A penis?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - beams (05/19/2015) [-]
onion
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User avatar #6 to #5 - zancal (05/19/2015) [-]
oh
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#2 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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User avatar #1 - blucheese ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fat ass piece of **** .
 
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