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zallaz

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: DayZ,
Interests: Everything.
Date Signed Up:5/19/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Bummingham
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23469
Highest Content Rank:#4765
Highest Comment Rank:#2206
Content Thumbs: 350 total,  456 ,  106
Comment Thumbs: 4248 total,  5182 ,  934
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:29903
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:1073
FJ Points:4232
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#70 - owmyears.webm 12/16/2015 on Dank Music Webm 25 +1
#63 - this. 12/07/2015 on Anon has parents +1
#743 - **zallaz used "*Roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **zallaz rolls 503,… 11/05/2015 on Giveaway Time! 0
#264 - >see smite players on fj >swell with insta-banning sol 11/04/2015 on When Dota players learning LoL 0
#107 - 100%, except we don't kill them (as much) 09/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
#105 - actually no that's a badge for a team called Leeds United and …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#106 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
leeds go through managers and coaches like Hitler went through jews
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#107 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
100%, except we don't kill them (as much)
#100 - i'm sorry i can't tell if you're trying to be insulting or are…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#102 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
i know what it is, its shit.
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#105 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
actually no that's a badge for a team called Leeds United and they happen to be more alive than your profile pic.
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#106 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
leeds go through managers and coaches like Hitler went through jews
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#107 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
100%, except we don't kill them (as much)
#75 - Never have I seen a single non-retarded political comic on this site.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2015 on (untitled) +3
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#118 - xedeid (09/28/2015) [-]
Never have I seen a single non-retarded political comic. 90% of political comics are just really shitty strawman arguments and the other 10% are also rife with logical fallacies.
I'm offering an opinion on the refugee crisis here, I'm just talking about political cartoons in general
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#94 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
what is that shit next to your name?
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#100 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
i'm sorry i can't tell if you're trying to be insulting or are actually asking what it is.
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#102 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
i know what it is, its shit.
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#105 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
actually no that's a badge for a team called Leeds United and they happen to be more alive than your profile pic.
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#106 - mrwalkerfour (09/28/2015) [-]
leeds go through managers and coaches like Hitler went through jews
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#107 - zallaz (09/28/2015) [-]
100%, except we don't kill them (as much)
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#131 - It's not a show car, it's a concept track car. Also I think yo… 09/25/2015 on The new Bugatti Gran Turismo +1

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User avatar #29 - maybetraffy (09/12/2015) [-]
leeds sucks lol
User avatar #23 - holeymoley (08/07/2015) [-]
MAAAAAARCHING OOOOON TOOOOGETHER!!!!
User avatar #24 to #23 - zallaz (08/07/2015) [-]
WE'RE GOOOOOOOOONNNNAA SEEEEEEEEE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIN

tomorrow against burnley
always good to find another LUFC fan on here.
User avatar #25 to #24 - holeymoley (08/07/2015) [-]
i feel the same, i rarely ever get to see any anywhere though, i live in oxford so its not a common thing here.
User avatar #26 to #25 - zallaz (08/07/2015) [-]
You watching the opener tomorrow pal? This season could be the best in years.
User avatar #28 to #26 - holeymoley (08/07/2015) [-]
ooooh sky 1
User avatar #27 to #26 - holeymoley (08/07/2015) [-]
i will be keeping up with it yeah, is it on tv?
User avatar #8 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I keep seeing you around and every time I do, I swell with Yorkshire pride a little bit more.
#9 to #8 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't swell with Yorkshire pride anymore, it's dangerous, you could get called a dog botherer. Basically just try to not have anything to do with Huddersfield. From now on you're Leeds.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Leeds pride*

Yes, that seems more appropriate.

Honestly never thought I'd see another fella from Leeds on here though. It's a strange feeling.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
I know a few, but I forgot the name of one of them. I've been trying to attract them with my profile picture. You're one of two that I know now. Still waiting to meet a Bradistani though...
User avatar #12 to #11 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Bradford huh. Not seen one myself.
Who's the other Leeds goer? Or is that the one you forgot?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
It's brantod, he's in my friends list. I know him IRL so that's the only reason I know him on here too.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I see. The only other Leeds person I know besides you is Mysticalwok.

FOr the same reason as you, I know him IRL. He just rarely come on here any more
User avatar #15 to #14 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
So are you an LUFC fan or do you just recognise the badge? Be great if there were someone who would talk about the championship on here.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd like to say I am a fan, but I don't really like Football. I hardly follow it at all, and only do when the world cup comes around once a year.

But my whole family supports LUFC. My two older brothers live by football.

And meanwhile I care more about my studies and my job at B&M. Gotta make money to continue studying somehow.

Sorry to disappoint though. I'd have loved to talk to you about that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
>Once a year

What the **** am I on? every 4 years*

I am a cunt.
User avatar #18 to #17 - zallaz (09/29/2014) [-]
Lol don't beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you're a few years older than me, I haven't even finished high school yet so at least I don't have to worry about what you're probably going through right now. But yeah I need to go to sleep right now so cya later.
User avatar #20 to #18 - cya ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
rest well my sweet prince
User avatar #21 to #20 - zallaz (09/30/2014) [-]
love you bby
User avatar #22 to #21 - cya ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
love you 5ever <3
User avatar #19 to #18 - sunnyday (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just turned 20 this month. ***** my A levels for 3 years straight, but I don't wanna give up on 'em.

Later man. Talk to you soon.
User avatar #7 - sunnyday (07/25/2014) [-]
Leeds United mentioned

Swell with Leedsness
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I mean, **** you
#4 to #3 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
dun get it/
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
I accidentally posted my clipboard on your profile first though
#6 to #5 - zallaz (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks. You're probably pretty busy, so you can go now.
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