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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
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#49 - In the anime, yes Kirito does actually train. However, I w…  [+] (2 replies) 12/03/2016 on fight -2
#71 - balanced (12/03/2016) [-]
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#50 - totocows (12/03/2016) [-]
Oh so logically his super human, thank you.
#46 - I strongly disagree. Kirito is one of the smartest and coolest…  [+] (6 replies) 12/03/2016 on fight -6
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#73 - zapcrouch (12/03/2016) [-]
>Marco Motherfucking Diaz
You do know that little red-shirted mexican could royally fuck up a small army of inter dimensional monsters, correct? Kirito would get his ass beat.
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#59 - drpenguinz (12/03/2016) [-]
>perry
>loser
are you dense
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#48 - totocows (12/03/2016) [-]
The show kind of disappointed me though later on. I bet the Japanese books are better.
But doesn't he like, train in a dojo or something. I'm pretty sure I distinctly remember seeing that in the show at some point.
#49 - zalda (12/03/2016) [-]
In the anime, yes Kirito does actually train.
However, I was more just pointing out how kirito was apparently capable of the impossible
#71 - balanced (12/03/2016) [-]
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#50 - totocows (12/03/2016) [-]
Oh so logically his super human, thank you.
#7 - The **** can you do? Running won't save you.  [+] (13 replies) 10/08/2016 on Well then.. +47
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#10 - tsukami (10/08/2016) [-]
well when we try to look at this skit from a realistic stand, they wouldnt even had time to react.

being that close to a nuclear bomb ? going off would simply evoparate you instantly
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#30 - bloodedwolf (10/08/2016) [-]
if you stick your arm out and hold your thumb up, and the blast is smaller than your thumb, then you're far enough away from the blast to survive

It's what Vault Boy is doing in most of the promo work of him for the fallout games.
#46 - efeye (10/08/2016) [-]
The thumb measure is just to guage if you are far away enough for the radiation to reach you. One hiroshima survivor was just a few hundred meters away from the explosion. A big wall toppled over him and protected him from the heat. well, the "instant death heat" at least, not the "serious burn injury" one
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#34 - itachijebest (10/08/2016) [-]
well yeah, but the explosion looked like it was two blocks away, no need for thumb measuring, you are fucked 100%
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#35 - bloodedwolf (10/08/2016) [-]
looks much farther back than that to me.
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#8 - kaisermike (10/08/2016) [-]
actually, if you're far enough, the procedure is lay on the ground, and open your mouth, then fuck off and hope you can take a shower soon.
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#16 - roguekilla (10/08/2016) [-]
why open your mouth?
#21 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Your eardrums don't then burst in the shockwave. Same as when you go on a plane, open your mouth slightly on takeoff and landing to stop your ears popping.
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#18 - yolonator (10/08/2016) [-]
The shock wave from the explosion creates a pressure wave in the body. The air in the various cavities moves with this pressure wave. If your mouth is closed the air in your ears and mouth cannot move freely and could rupture your eardrums. In extreme cases, the air in your lungs could rupture your lungs. Opening your mouth attempts to give this air a way to leave the body and minimize damage.
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#23 - mondprinzessin (10/08/2016) [-]
im honestly shocked this wasnt a joke
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#19 - roguekilla (10/08/2016) [-]
Neat, I'll try that unless I get vaporized. Thanks!
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#22 - yolonator (10/08/2016) [-]
its better to get underground if possible tho since the force wave is also pushing radiation in front of it
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#41 - datsheriff (10/08/2016) [-]
Then, in the words of Ross Scott as Gordon Freeman, we'll be flying on the wings of radiation.
#63 - People say that Bioshock 2 was a terrible game, however it was…  [+] (7 replies) 10/03/2016 on bioshock +53
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#149 - hellschwarz (10/03/2016) [-]
It was ok but it was that phase, where good singleplayer games had a "multiplayer" as a must have...

Three had the worst plotholes ever. First it's like mindblown wtf but it really makes no sense in the end. Proof video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c2LM-xIvSg
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#102 - tazze (10/03/2016) [-]
infinite was worse than 2 though....
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#112 - waacson (10/03/2016) [-]
gameplay-wise: defnitely.
story-wise: not really.
#120 - tazze (10/03/2016) [-]
no, infinite's story seems spectacular just because it has a bunch of plot twists that don't really go anywhere, first all Bookers are dead, then they aren't (DLC) but there's only one, but there are infinite universes, also Rapture is tied in for some reason, except if you revisit Bioshock 1 and 2 there's no connection whatsoever to Infinite, a connection that is needed to make this part of the plot coherent, Infinite's story-line is pretty much like fireworks, makes you go "ohhh" for a while but leads to nothing, pretty much like when I get laid, if I ever did so.
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#121 - waacson (10/03/2016) [-]
Actually, thanks to the DLC it fits perfectly together, it all ties with the big daddy research programme and the death of Yi Suchong.That's what ties the entire series together.
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#122 - tazze (10/03/2016) [-]
the DLC is pretty much trying to retcon Bioshock 1 and 2's lore, that is not how you make a brilliant overarching plot, which would have tied itself in perfectly without the need of "fixes", saying you attended your daughter's wedding and showing a picture of that wedding with a cropped photo of you glued to it very carefully doesn't make it any less lazy.
#152 - headhunternl (10/03/2016) [-]
unless dlc was already planned, dunno if it was, but it can be
#2 - My days are so repetitive, my memories basically merge into one  [+] (4 replies) 09/13/2016 on Future Self +143
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#19 - buckymcbadbait (09/13/2016) [-]
If a page were filled with whiteness, you would call it a blank page.
#17 - infinitereaper (09/13/2016) [-]
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#11 - zestyfox (09/13/2016) [-]
You're stuck in Groundhog Day
#4 - ygdosst (09/13/2016) [-]
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime