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|#38 - Batman is handsdown, best Superhero ever. IMO [+] (36 new replies)||03/05/2012 on Super Effect Movies||+24|
#80 - thechosentroll (03/05/2012) [-]
Superman is invincible, has superstrenght, can fly, shoot lazers from his eyes, probably shits magma, can see through walls, has incredible speed and so on and so forth. Basically he's allpowerful. Other heroes have 1 superpower, he has all of them. All Batman has are skills and cash.
#92 - metajunky (03/05/2012) [-]
superman is far from invincible. he is weak to kryptonite, red sun, magic, and other strong characters. he took a ton of damage so far throughout his history and at one point died, although he eventually came back. also, even though he is not stupid, he has been outsmarted many times by super geniuses who exploit his character traits. he can never kill anyone, has to always consider the life of civilians first, and constantly keeps himself in check so he can never make collateral damage from going all out
he does have one power, which is kryptonian biology. the radiation from yellow sun makes his entire body pushed to epic proportions. strength, speed, durability, and super senses are a result of this, and there are many other kryptonians with the same abilities. if you ask me, its makes the same amount of sense as a normal guy who is the peak human in all physical attributes (impossible to accomplish), the primiere martial artist, the greatest detective, perhaps one of the greatest tacticians, a brilliant inventor, and born into crazy stupid wealth at the same time, but thats my opinion
#148 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
Props from an italian anon for reading Waid and Ross' Kingdome Come.
#270 - VideotapeAxed (03/05/2012) [-]
Also Aquaman would have to be as strong as Superman to survive the pressures of the deep sea and it's been suggested that since all creatures evolved from sea life: Aquaman can, in theory, control everything in the animal kingdom.
I'll shut up now.
#112 - MoreIce (03/05/2012) [-]
Thats a maybe, batman is a brilliant strategist which more than compensates for his lack of superpowers. If you've read the "Tower of Babel" storyline I believe its called, or scene the recently released Justice league doom movie or whatever its called, the rest of the justice league finds out that Batman has a secret plan, to be taken into effect if or when the other members of the team become corrupt or evil, but the secret is highly detailed and effective plans to kill everyother member of the justice league should they become corrupt like I said. All of them, even superman. But literally all of them, most of them are way more powerful than batman. Anyways they are shocked, and scared about the discovery and if I remember right they kick him off the team, but eventually invite him back when they decide it was for the right reasons but he declines I think.
#64 - thetruetroll (03/05/2012) [-]
Batman isn't meant to fit in a world with other superheroes, he's the realistic one. Albeit, he could never really exist simply because his peak physical ability and genius level intellect are just too convenient. Though I do like how in Batman: Year One he would get shot and actually get hurt instead of dodging automatic rounds from 5 SWAT guys...
#48 - isradam (03/05/2012) [-]
That is exactly why he's awesome. He doesn't get powers like flying and lazers and shit, he actually has to work his ass out to accomplish his objectives. He has to be careful, and he had to WORK his way to becoming a hero. Batman and Green Arrow are my favourites ever.