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#240 - I am the sun! I can see EVERYTHING! Even you masturbate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on That feeling 0
#241 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Who HASN'T seen me do that?
User avatar #267 - zaizer (04/19/2013) [-]
Hellen Keller...
#51 - fucking thechosen troll 04/19/2013 on Incestland +2
#235 - Fuck off thechosen troll  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2013 on That feeling 0
User avatar #239 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
You sneeky bastard. You ambushed me.
#240 - zaizer (04/19/2013) [-]
I am the sun! I can see EVERYTHING! Even you masturbate
#241 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Who HASN'T seen me do that?
User avatar #267 - zaizer (04/19/2013) [-]
Hellen Keller...
#42 - Geez, Carlos. You need some auto control 04/18/2013 on Hmmm +2
#229 - pls no 04/14/2013 on The Best Mash-Up +2
#51 - That what they tried to find out right after WWII, in order to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on If We Get Bombed Today 0
User avatar #69 - spanican (04/05/2013) [-]
True
#50 - Wait, isn't North Korea starving for the economic collapse the… 04/05/2013 on If We Get Bombed Today 0
#82 - Half human half neanderthal you say...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on This week in science +10
User avatar #146 - darknesincontrol (04/01/2013) [-]
"I am da laaaw!"
#117 - elitechristovsky (04/01/2013) [-]
heeeeerrrr, das arguhr fensuuurv, rrrnnndd anadurrr durrr, huuurrmagginurrr
User avatar #90 - happygrowman (04/01/2013) [-]
stellaaaaaaa!
#50 - You're taking the internet way to serious. Like a pine log up your ass 04/01/2013 on Fuck you FJ +9
#43 - No hay correo el domingo 04/01/2013 on no post.... +2
#3661122 - I'm autistic and I like it, but I don't know what u wrote and … 03/22/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#25 - Yes, for what I've heard he actually lived a humble life, thou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Thanks a Lot, Francis +5
User avatar #28 - kaoknight (03/18/2013) [-]
He also said if a woman got raped and impregnated she doesn't have the right to get abortions plus some of them are against medical treatment and vaccines to the point where parents made their sick kids die because instead of bringing them to a hospital they prayed and believed god would heal them...
#20 - www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540189 Other version  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Oh God The Pain +3
#63 - bangala (03/18/2013) [-]
My fucking ears!
#50 - ihaspotato (03/18/2013) [-]
Wearing headphones was clearly a mistake.
#23 - Maybe because it was inside her 03/17/2013 on surprise... +1
#484 - Is that a race of the Middle Earth? 03/10/2013 on Honest Perspective +1
#482 - The edor of bullshit hitted me the hardest on the public embar… 03/10/2013 on Honest Perspective +3
#18 - MFW Dodgeball dummy 03/09/2013 on something something title... +7
#66 - >Cells are little computers, that are not aware of themselv…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Mind Blown +3
#93 - nightt (03/08/2013) [-]
#83 - detectivejewhat (03/08/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty fucking crazy to think about. Planets being aware, and possibly communicating.
#517 - I always imagined what if the Japanese people before WWII were… 03/05/2013 on nothin new +1
#25 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Cocaine +5
#22 - Picture 02/24/2013 on What if... +11
#108 - Well that's a good point. Though why would he want to kill her…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Just don't get caught 0
User avatar #109 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't fucking know, all I saw was an SXEPhil story on it.
User avatar #112 - BenniEGHR (02/23/2013) [-]
He has a history of beating his GF and has anger management issues, the GF's mother said in an interview "im glad she isn't with him anymore." because of the violent history
#106 - Oh dear fuck, that complicated... thought, why would a home in…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Just don't get caught 0
User avatar #107 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
He said he was doing all this without his legs and that he had been receiving an extreme amount of death threats, so he felt paranoid and vulnerable.
As for why they were in the bathroom, imagine if you were a home invader and you hear a dude shuffling around out of his bed, you're options are get caught, try and run for a new hiding spot, or go in the bathroom.
User avatar #108 - zaizer (02/23/2013) [-]
Well that's a good point. Though why would he want to kill her girlfriend according to the other theory?
User avatar #109 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't fucking know, all I saw was an SXEPhil story on it.
User avatar #112 - BenniEGHR (02/23/2013) [-]
He has a history of beating his GF and has anger management issues, the GF's mother said in an interview "im glad she isn't with him anymore." because of the violent history
#102 - Wait... what did Oscar Pistorius do?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Just don't get caught -1
User avatar #103 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
Shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door, his story is that he thought he heard someone breaking in through the balcony, went to go check, his girlfriend got up and went to the bathroom and when he went back past and heard her in there, he thought she was a home invader, shot through the door and when he realized that she wan't in bed, he broke the door down to find out that it was her in the bathroom.

Or course there is also the theory that he premeditated it all and planned to kill her. But honestly, I believe it was just a tragic accident.
User avatar #106 - zaizer (02/23/2013) [-]
Oh dear fuck, that complicated... thought, why would a home invader go to the bathroom in the first place? Anyways if it was an accident, shoting without knowing who's there was a pretty extreme reaction
User avatar #107 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
He said he was doing all this without his legs and that he had been receiving an extreme amount of death threats, so he felt paranoid and vulnerable.
As for why they were in the bathroom, imagine if you were a home invader and you hear a dude shuffling around out of his bed, you're options are get caught, try and run for a new hiding spot, or go in the bathroom.
User avatar #108 - zaizer (02/23/2013) [-]
Well that's a good point. Though why would he want to kill her girlfriend according to the other theory?
User avatar #109 - Crusader (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't fucking know, all I saw was an SXEPhil story on it.
User avatar #112 - BenniEGHR (02/23/2013) [-]
He has a history of beating his GF and has anger management issues, the GF's mother said in an interview "im glad she isn't with him anymore." because of the violent history
#195 - >Get -19 for horrible pun >Obtain +25 for replying t… 02/06/2013 on International Feels +7
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