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User avatar #181 - helpexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
I work at a no-kill animal shelter and I was showing the couple a small dog they were interested in. This dog was in our outdoor cage that has a second cage connected to it, so I led the couple into the second cage with the dog that they wanted to see in it. The german shepard began to bark a good deal at the gentleman so I walked over to calm him down (he hadn't barked at anyone before so I figured it'd be fine) and the dog began to bite at my throat. Thankfully I managed to fling the dog into the side of the cage and hold him while the couple left, and animal control later came by to collect the dog (he tried to attack animal control too).
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User avatar #118 - toadkillerdog (53 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, it's funny how many "all men are evil" articles are written by white guys. They actually had a really funny podcast where they had Wong, whoever the EIC is, and one other guy all discussing how everything was secretly sexist. They only brought it one chick and talked over her the whole damn time, but she was actually the most reasonable out of all of them. It ended with one of the guys just ranting over her sounding like he was goin hysterical about how all men are such pigs, while she's just sittin there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. I seriously expected the three dudes to go eat a bucket of ice cream and cry while watching The Notebook.
Also, I always thought Wong was a pretentious cunt, so I may have been a little happy when he came out as one of the head SJWs. He ran an article about how MRAs are a dangerous hate group that rape feminists, along with some other shit, and of course all the "EVERYTHING IS RACISM" ones.
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User avatar #116 - toadkillerdog (10 hours ago) [-]
oh, and they continue to insist that social justice warriors don't exist, but if they do they are not ashamed to be them.
User avatar #115 - toadkillerdog (10 hours ago) [-]
well, David Wong and J.F. Sargent seem to be the biggest SJW writers. I know Wong is pretty high ranking, not sure what system they have. Basically, they gradually ran more and more articles about how various things are racist or misogynistic, starting with old timey 50s stuff that nobody would argue with. But as they went on, they started pulling isms out of everything, for instance they had one that said Predator is entirely about how evil and inhuman women are, based entirely on the fact that the inner part of its mouth is a hole and thus, a vagina. Or about how WoW is racist because trolls are Jamaican caricatures, completely ignoring the Scottish drunk and surly Dwarves, the goofy Russian Draenei, the corrupt as hell British Humans, and so forth. Wong then started several articles about how all men secretly hate women, I know the most upfront ones was something along the lines of "5 Ways That All Men are Trained to Hate Women" (that was pretty much the title). It got to where every week there was atleast one "How everything is Misogyny" article, and they started a few about how all White Men are evil and deserve to suffer. I was aware of most of this and started to avoid anything written by Wong, but with the recent GG explosion they've run 4 articles back to back about how all Gamers are "troglodytes" "Fate white Manbabies" and so forth, while unironically insisting that they don't care about GG. They even just ran an entire article about "misunderstood anger" that turned out to be rant about how all GGers are angry at women because they can't get laid. People used to call them out in the comments, but it's pretty much become another SJ hive at this point.
User avatar #117 - zaiopeperse (7 hours ago) [-]
Fuck, dude. Shit sucks.

I noticed Sargent being silly but Wong too?

Also, I can see why they would be all up in the "men are horrible" thing, seeing as most of them do hate themselves.
User avatar #118 - toadkillerdog (53 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, it's funny how many "all men are evil" articles are written by white guys. They actually had a really funny podcast where they had Wong, whoever the EIC is, and one other guy all discussing how everything was secretly sexist. They only brought it one chick and talked over her the whole damn time, but she was actually the most reasonable out of all of them. It ended with one of the guys just ranting over her sounding like he was goin hysterical about how all men are such pigs, while she's just sittin there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. I seriously expected the three dudes to go eat a bucket of ice cream and cry while watching The Notebook.
Also, I always thought Wong was a pretentious cunt, so I may have been a little happy when he came out as one of the head SJWs. He ran an article about how MRAs are a dangerous hate group that rape feminists, along with some other shit, and of course all the "EVERYTHING IS RACISM" ones.
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User avatar #109 - OptimusRhyme (5 hours ago) [-]
ah, okay. thank you
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#783 - notapancake (09/22/2014) [-]
Oshit he's gone
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#6069 - I thought you were with him in the argument that was a thing  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6070 - theflamingfire (09/18/2014) [-]
No hes annoying as fuck
User avatar #6071 - zaiopeperse (09/18/2014) [-]
A'ighty

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#781 - notapancake (09/22/2014) [-]
Did you forget about me?
User avatar #782 to #781 - zaiopeperse (09/22/2014) [-]
how could I?
#770 - notapancake (08/23/2014) [-]
Sup ******** wheres the eggnogg?
User avatar #771 to #770 - zaiopeperse (08/23/2014) [-]
Sold it
#772 to #771 - notapancake (08/23/2014) [-]
YOU DID WHAT?
User avatar #773 to #772 - zaiopeperse (08/23/2014) [-]
fer' ten bananas
#774 to #773 - notapancake (08/23/2014) [-]
YOU DID ******* WHAT FOR GOD DAMN 10 BANANAS?
User avatar #775 to #774 - zaiopeperse (08/23/2014) [-]
Sold the eggnog
#777 to #775 - notapancake (08/23/2014) [-]
Well then. If you like bananas so much...
#778 to #777 - notapancake (08/23/2014) [-]
...How about we get you some more?
User avatar #779 to #778 - zaiopeperse (08/23/2014) [-]
Kinky
#780 to #779 - notapancake (08/24/2014) [-]
Nyees put da bannanha up da hoel jes!
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#762 to #761 - zaiopeperse (08/18/2014) [-]
That is my fetish
#763 to #762 - senjougahara ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I saw you lurking.
#764 to #763 - zaiopeperse (08/18/2014) [-]
saw me lurking where exactly?
saw me lurking where exactly?
#765 to #764 - senjougahara ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
On my profile foo
#766 to #765 - zaiopeperse (08/18/2014) [-]
Can't remember being on your profile the last month or so. Not denying that I do lurk on it, just saying I can't remember doing so recently
#767 to #766 - senjougahara ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
You've been doing it before too?
You did it yesterday.
User avatar #769 to #767 - zaiopeperse (08/20/2014) [-]
Anyhoo, Sorry for creepin'. It's just what I do
User avatar #768 to #767 - zaiopeperse (08/18/2014) [-]
I have.

Well how was I supposed to remember? Yesterday is ages ago
#756 - dbdeano (08/16/2014) [-]
Get out of here, Stalker
#757 to #756 - zaiopeperse (08/16/2014) [-]
I should get out of my own profile?
#758 to #757 - dbdeano (08/16/2014) [-]
Yes. I came here to claim this land in the name of dbdeano.
User avatar #759 to #758 - zaiopeperse (08/16/2014) [-]
Yo're a friend of Cosmic. That means I'll have to accept that
User avatar #760 to #759 - zaiopeperse (08/16/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #740 to #739 - zaiopeperse (08/03/2014) [-]
Mornin'
User avatar #741 to #740 - sargentcucumber (08/04/2014) [-]
Late reply
Sup?
User avatar #742 to #741 - zaiopeperse (08/04/2014) [-]
also late reply
Not much, just cutting pentagrams into my skin to stay awake

how about you?
User avatar #743 to #742 - sargentcucumber (08/06/2014) [-]
What? Why would you?

Just suffering trough summer.
User avatar #744 to #743 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
had a game to be up for and couldn't go to sleep as I'd oversleep
ended up making a religion in the game
**** was amazing
summer is suffering? Because of the heat, I assume?
User avatar #745 to #744 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wait, wah? What game?
Nah, just lonely.
Changed counts
User avatar #746 to #745 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
Stars without numbers, it's a tabletop rpg
awwwwwwwww
as in the royal tirle of count?
User avatar #747 to #746 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Wah? Never heard of it, what's it about?
Ech
Accounts I mean.
User avatar #748 to #747 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
It's basically dnd meets star wars (not my words, it's how it got pitched to me)
^^'
I didn't notice before now
User avatar #749 to #748 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty fun.
Lel...
User avatar #750 to #749 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
it really is, there's this one character who was gonna murder me but the player also rolled up like a billion other characters so he got the gm to murder him before he could get back to his ship and because of it, I still live
other than lonely, how's life?
User avatar #751 to #750 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
DnD's the best.
Still pretty bad.
User avatar #752 to #751 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
agreed
damn, son D=
User avatar #753 to #752 - josuke (08/06/2014) [-]
I paly with a pertty neat DM so we have fun
Oh well.
User avatar #754 to #753 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
sounds magical
oh well indeed
#738 - notapancake (08/03/2014) [-]
Yfw you are casualy enjoying some juice but a friend of yours mentions something funny and you suddenly laugh.
User avatar #755 to #738 - zaiopeperse (08/06/2014) [-]
That is exactly how it works
#726 - phantasmalcat (07/08/2014) [-]
Will you be my big black penetrative daddy?
Will you be my big black penetrative daddy?
User avatar #727 to #726 - zaiopeperse (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess I will
User avatar #732 to #728 - zaiopeperse (07/09/2014) [-]
On a side note, that comic looks awesome
User avatar #734 to #733 - zaiopeperse (07/10/2014) [-]
Ahh, that's why it looked familiar. Awesome, thank you =3
#729 to #728 - zaiopeperse (07/08/2014) [-]
so, which word was it that got changed to "my big penetrative daddy"
so, which word was it that got changed to "my big penetrative daddy"
User avatar #730 to #729 - phantasmalcat (07/09/2014) [-]
Adman

my big black penetrative daddy

?
User avatar #731 to #730 - zaiopeperse (07/09/2014) [-]
oh, awesome
User avatar #714 to #713 - zaiopeperse (07/04/2014) [-]
Ah shet I knew your name sounded familiar. **** , this is awesome
#715 to #714 - krasnogvardiech (07/04/2014) [-]
One name, many accounts.
User avatar #716 to #715 - zaiopeperse (07/04/2014) [-]
But really, I used to stalk your comments and **** all the time
#717 to #716 - krasnogvardiech (07/04/2014) [-]
Now for a more important question:

ARE YOU ONE OF MY SUBSCRIBERS?

I swear, I have no idea why people watch my **** .
User avatar #718 to #717 - zaiopeperse (07/04/2014) [-]
I am not. I just happen by one of your comments and then go through your most recent comments sometimes
#719 to #718 - krasnogvardiech (07/04/2014) [-]
Damn. I was hoping you were.

Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
User avatar #720 to #719 - zaiopeperse (07/04/2014) [-]
I can become one, it that'd be anywhere near a consolation
#704 - sunsetshimmer (07/01/2014) [-]
Salutations.
Salutations.
User avatar #705 to #704 - zaiopeperse (07/01/2014) [-]
Hi there fella
User avatar #706 to #705 - zaiopeperse (07/01/2014) [-]
There was supposed to be a gif with that, what the hell?
#707 to #706 - sunsetshimmer (07/01/2014) [-]
Strangeness...   
How's it going?
Strangeness...
How's it going?
User avatar #708 to #707 - zaiopeperse (07/01/2014) [-]
Strangeness indeed. It's going well, how about you? =3
User avatar #709 to #708 - sunsetshimmer (07/01/2014) [-]
Fairly decent.
Browsing the site, searching for laughs.
User avatar #710 to #709 - zaiopeperse (07/01/2014) [-]
Sounds fun, random question, out of curiousity, why comment here? =3
User avatar #711 to #710 - sunsetshimmer (07/02/2014) [-]
*shrugs*
I dunno.
Conversation seems better for profiles.
User avatar #721 to #711 - zaiopeperse (07/04/2014) [-]
though, I guess the question was more about why you wanted to speak with me, as I assumed you had more important things to do than talk to a no-name like me =)
User avatar #722 to #721 - sunsetshimmer (07/05/2014) [-]
You? A no-name?
I see a lot of your comments on frontpage material.
Really the only thing I'm known for on this site is making comps.
User avatar #723 to #722 - zaiopeperse (07/05/2014) [-]
you mean like, people screenshot my comments or as in, I comment on stuff that's on the frontpage?

Also, having someone with your status call me not a no-name is really strange in an awesome way. Thank you
User avatar #724 to #723 - sunsetshimmer (07/06/2014) [-]
Umm, both, I think? Not sure, haven't been on the site often enough. It must have been a couple weeks ago or something.

You're toats welcome! Though I'm not sure if I even have a status. My popularity is off the grid. A fact I quite enjoy. .
User avatar #725 to #724 - zaiopeperse (07/06/2014) [-]
Ahh. I myself haven't been on much lately either. Same with the person who usually alerts me whenever there's content with me in it roaming the site.

=D I really don't know who has actual status any more, I often miss the difference between "person I look up to" and "Person FJ as a whole looks up to"
#735 to #725 - sunsetshimmer (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh, dang, thought I replied to this.

Yeah, I agree. Status on FJ has definitely been blurred between "role model" and "celebrity everyone should know because they were famous that one time".
I have maybe two role models on this site.

Could you tell me what you think of this? I'll be uploading it as content soon, but I would like some feedback. Should I add more?
User avatar #736 to #735 - zaiopeperse (07/25/2014) [-]
Like you, I thought I had replied to this already. I think it looks awesome. I don't hold any more information about it so I can't really say I know of anything that needs adding. I also learned some neat new facts so that's awesome
User avatar #737 to #736 - sunsetshimmer (07/26/2014) [-]
Awesome! Thanks for the input.
Gonna go upload it now.
User avatar #712 to #711 - zaiopeperse (07/02/2014) [-]
I have to agree with you there
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#690 - yooisa (06/20/2014) [-]
Hey, friend. What's up?
Hey, friend. What's up?
User avatar #691 to #690 - zaiopeperse (06/20/2014) [-]
Hello, friend. I'm watching supernatural. How about you? =3
User avatar #694 to #691 - yooisa (06/20/2014) [-]
How far are you?

Sorry, got dragged out on a really busy day. I have a new monitor now though, so that's a plus.
User avatar #695 to #694 - zaiopeperse (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm on season 7, just finished episode 5 last night.

No need to apologize, it happens to us all =)

New monitor, good one?
User avatar #696 to #695 - yooisa (06/21/2014) [-]
I haven't watched it myself, but a couple of irl friends are really big on it. There's 9 seasons, right?

Finally woke up and have some free time though. If I reply late, I went out to get food.

It's certainly better than my old Syncmaster, no matter how much I loved it. :c
User avatar #697 to #696 - zaiopeperse (06/21/2014) [-]
There are nine, yes. My friend who got me to watch it was gonna wait with watching season 9 so we could watch it together but then she watched it anyways and it made me upset
User avatar #698 to #697 - yooisa (06/21/2014) [-]
Ouch. That sucks, man.
User avatar #699 to #698 - zaiopeperse (06/21/2014) [-]
Agreeded
User avatar #700 to #699 - yooisa (06/28/2014) [-]
I've fallen in love with this soundtrack again. Kill Bill - Bang Bang ( My Baby Shot Me Down ) by Sonny Bono ( Soundtrack )
What's up with you, man?
User avatar #701 to #700 - zaiopeperse (06/28/2014) [-]
Loved that song when I was younger. My friend and I would pretend to shoot each other with hand pistols to it.

What's up with me is basically trying to get my driver's license any time soon and also celebrating having something to study next year

What about you?
User avatar #702 to #701 - yooisa (06/29/2014) [-]
Oh god lol.

I remember that time. Took me three tries to pass Indiana's driving test. The written was way too easy. Oh, what's that?

I'm really out of it, if you couldn't tell. I thought I'd already replied. lol
User avatar #703 to #702 - zaiopeperse (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm doing theory now and then when I'm done with that I can do the driving part. I assume we have different systems because Norway

What kind of out of it? D=
#684 - notapancake (06/19/2014) [-]
What? No i didn't start the nuclear apocalypse! No-no-no!
User avatar #685 to #684 - zaiopeperse (06/19/2014) [-]
I love you sometimes =3
User avatar #686 to #685 - notapancake (06/19/2014) [-]
You too!
#688 to #687 - notapancake (06/19/2014) [-]
You too!
You too!
#678 - yooisa (06/17/2014) [-]
So what's up?
So what's up?
User avatar #679 to #678 - zaiopeperse (06/17/2014) [-]
Watching John Oliver. Guy's pretty funny sometimes
User avatar #680 to #679 - yooisa (06/17/2014) [-]
He used to be on the Daily Show, right?
User avatar #681 to #680 - zaiopeperse (06/17/2014) [-]
It seems he did
User avatar #682 to #681 - yooisa (06/17/2014) [-]
So you're watch a stand up special I take it?
User avatar #683 to #682 - zaiopeperse (06/17/2014) [-]
No, just watching clips on youtube
User avatar #674 to #673 - zaiopeperse (06/13/2014) [-]
Halp me build up my reaction folder ya lil' ****
#676 to #674 - notapancake (06/13/2014) [-]
I SAED WAT IMEGERS DO U WANT
#675 to #674 - notapancake (06/13/2014) [-]
Okei what imaegs do u want?
Okei what imaegs do u want?
User avatar #677 to #675 - zaiopeperse (06/15/2014) [-]
All of'em
User avatar #669 to #668 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
dun
dun
DUNN
User avatar #670 to #669 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
but that will have to be a discussion for later, I have an exam tomorrow and I need sleep (it's 00:07 here)
User avatar #671 to #670 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
bye cutie
User avatar #672 to #671 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Talk to you later, mang =3
Also good night, sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite whenever you go to sleep
User avatar #646 to #584 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse cuddles back**
The weird thing is that the path that made me get the most sad and stuff was Shizune which according to everyone and their mother is the least feely path
User avatar #647 to #646 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony snuggles you**

hanako made me cry lots
User avatar #648 to #647 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse snuggles you too**
I felt so guilty when I went for the wrong choice at the end of her path, I don't think I've ever felt so guilty ever before or since
User avatar #649 to #648 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony nuzzles you**
shhsshsh <3
#650 to #649 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse wipes tears**
I needed that, thank you
User avatar #651 to #650 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
shhh cutie <3
User avatar #652 to #651 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse shushes**
User avatar #653 to #652 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
you're a cutie
i hope we become close friends
User avatar #654 to #653 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
no u =3

I also hope we become good friends =3
User avatar #655 to #654 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
no, you
yay c:
User avatar #656 to #655 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
No, you! >=c

yaysies :3
User avatar #657 to #656 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
no, u

yeiiii
User avatar #658 to #657 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Dude, did your name just get bluer or is it me getting too sleepy and seeing things?
also, no u
and yeiiiiiiiiiiii'h
User avatar #659 to #658 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
i think it got whiter...
#660 to #659 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Well shet D=
Well shet D=
User avatar #661 to #660 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
cuddle me naow
User avatar #662 to #661 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse cuddles you**
User avatar #663 to #662 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
we must sex
User avatar #667 to #665 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
WERE YOU KEEN ON THE IDEA
User avatar #616 to #584 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Like, all the dudes (I've brutallu murdered the asylum demon and flown out of there on my majestic bird. I've met the next boss-demon guy two times but never been able to hurt him.

I assume this means I can tind poems by looking through your frofile? I now see that you have a lot of text posts so I assume it's somewhere there?
User avatar #617 to #616 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
dodge, use better weapons

Some, yeah. The rest are on my docs
#618 to #617 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense, really. I'm pretty sure that I use the best weapons I can find, though. Then again, I'm a terrible scavenger =P   
   
Also, reading the creepypasta now, so far I'm liking it =3
I guess that makes sense, really. I'm pretty sure that I use the best weapons I can find, though. Then again, I'm a terrible scavenger =P

Also, reading the creepypasta now, so far I'm liking it =3
User avatar #619 to #618 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
idunnooooooooo
it harddd

o okee
#622 to #619 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm frightened because it's raining and while there's no power outage, lights are off because lightning and electricity (or something, I don't know)

Seriously, only creeypasta I've read that's been the perfect balance of creepy yet not terrifying
User avatar #623 to #622 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
huuu?
is that good oor?
User avatar #625 to #623 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Personally I think it's excellent
User avatar #627 to #625 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
i can always show more stuffif you want
User avatar #628 to #627 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Well I'm always up for seeing stuff, stuff's cool
User avatar #629 to #628 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
well if you want ust ask
User avatar #630 to #629 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
consider this an ask
#638 to #632 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
this made me feel them feely feels
this made me feel them feely feels
#639 to #638 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
is that good?
User avatar #640 to #639 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Well I've got tears in my eyes and it's not because of physical pain or personal shock. I'd say yes, that's a good thing
User avatar #641 to #640 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
omg are you crying? D:
#642 to #641 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
User avatar #643 to #642 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony hugs you**
don't cry D:
#644 to #643 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse hugs back**
but it's good to cry sometimes

pic related, I had so many "cry a little"-sessions over that game
User avatar #645 to #644 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony cuddles you**
sowwy :c

i know. that's what got me writing
User avatar #633 to #632 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
holding on to my knockers
User avatar #634 to #633 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
idunno what tha5 nmeabs
User avatar #635 to #634 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
Me neither, sounded like something a crazy person would say so I said it
User avatar #637 to #635 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
oh hehe
well if you read lemme now
User avatar #636 to #635 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
#prioritiesincheck
User avatar #631 to #630 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
That sounded much better in my head
User avatar #626 to #625 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
ommgg <3
User avatar #586 to #585 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
eeeyy
you little
adorable
cutie
#587 to #586 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse blushes**
so, not to insinuate anything but this picture seems more relevant than ever before
User avatar #598 to #587 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
but yeah, when I said it seemed relevant I was aiming more toward the text part of it, I guess
User avatar #590 to #587 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
blushing*
i am the dumb
#593 to #590 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
what'chu mean you are the dumb? D=
User avatar #596 to #593 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
(pic only slightly related)
User avatar #595 to #593 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
i meant blushing, not snuggling
i'm being a dummy
#597 to #595 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse accepts snuggles**

Ohh, that makes more sense =3
User avatar #599 to #597 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony pets you**
you make more sense <3
#600 to #599 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse purrs**   
that sentence makes all the sense =3
**zaiopeperse purrs**
that sentence makes all the sense =3
User avatar #601 to #600 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony pets more**
<3
so what are you up to cutie poe
#603 to #601 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse tickles**

I'm mostly just going through my reaction folder, fun fact: roughly 95% of my most frequently used reaction pictures are female
User avatar #604 to #603 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony giggles**
cute
you little cutie <3
So what do you enjoy doing?
#605 to #604 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
For the time being, I don't really enjoy a whole lot. My good computer's broke down a couple of months ago so I may soon have to resort to actually going outside for entertainment soon.

I used to find walking with my crush fun but then I decided to get over her and now it's just not the same any more.

So mostly I just browse fj and try not to create too much conflict

Pic unrelated
User avatar #606 to #605 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
aww :c
did she not like you?
are you bi btw? or gay? or pure str?
User avatar #607 to #606 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse cowers from the thunder**
Long story short, we tried dating about a year ago and that went pretty much straight down the drain. I think neither of us really even tried when we got together (at that point we'd both struggled with feelings for each other for about three-four years so I don't understand what went wrong)
Anyways, she saw me more as a friend and she'd already tried dating one ex and that didn't go too well he had a girlfriend and was cheating with my crush without her knowing he had a girlfriend. When she found out she was the other girl, she kind of flipped

So yeah, because of those factors she just didn't wanna give it a shot, even though she does claim to like me as a person.

as for your other question, I'd say I'm at least bi-curious, though it's tough to say anything beyond that.

Now comes the good part. Your turn, all the same questions, starting at "what are you up to?"
User avatar #609 to #607 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony picks you up**
shshshshsh is okay now
well i'm sorry about that :c

Am playing Dark Souls
I like playing Dark Souls and writing ^^
i'm bi
#610 to #609 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
No need to be sorry, me and her are still very good friends. I mean, feelings or not, two people save each other's life as many times as me and her have, there's bound to be some kind of friendship out and about.


Dark souls is the bee's knees (though I really suck at it)
what kind of stuff do you write? =3
Coo' beans
User avatar #611 to #610 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
that's good c:

I love it, I'm fairly good at it too
Poem stuffs... everything really. Wrote a creepypasta once, too
ye <3
User avatar #613 to #611 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
How do I defeat the dudes? =P

Any of those poems public? =D (Also, creepypastas are my favourite thing right now, I don't know how I managed to forget about that earlier, it's basically all I've been doing the few days I haven't had driving lessons or exam preparations. Needless to say I don't sleep much nowadays
User avatar #615 to #613 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
what duudes?

sure... any i guess. and my creepypasta is online, soo
#608 to #607 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
What is is with me and these walls of text lately?
What is is with me and these walls of text lately?
User avatar #588 to #587 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony snuggles**
ypu look cute snuggling <3
#591 to #588 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
but you've never seen me snuggle?
but you've never seen me snuggle?
#577 to #576 - notapancake (06/05/2014) [-]
allyourdandieswifyerheadfullofeyeballz
#582 to #581 - zaiopeperse (06/05/2014) [-]
scary cross-eyed striped-hat blue man that imploded scares me
#583 to #582 - notapancake (06/05/2014) [-]
I hope he didn't scare you with his face-to-face manface!   
   
I can help you unsee it!
I hope he didn't scare you with his face-to-face manface!

I can help you unsee it!
#567 - notapancake (06/02/2014) [-]
Druginduced Engineer wants to fight you.
Druginduced Engineer wants to fight you.
User avatar #568 to #567 - zaiopeperse (06/02/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse tries to run**
#570 to #569 - zaiopeperse (06/02/2014) [-]
**zaiopeperse shoots self**
#572 to #570 - notapancake (06/02/2014) [-]
Victory is mine!
Victory is mine!
#565 - qwertyjr (05/31/2014) [-]
Admin told me to say Hello but he never told me what to do after that.
#551 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
I just noticed you're 18, I thought you were older.
#552 to #551 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
I choose to take that as a compliment
I choose to take that as a compliment
#553 to #552 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
This means I'm your senpai.
#554 to #553 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
This means I'm the one performing sexual favours for you now, instead of the other way around?
User avatar #555 to #554 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
Maybeeeee.gif
#556 to #555 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
I think this is the gif you are looking for
I think this is the gif you are looking for
User avatar #557 to #556 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
Yes! oh boy, you know <3
#558 to #557 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
I also know that George Bush, John Kerry and Hugh Hefner are cousins
User avatar #559 to #558 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
I... think I already knew that, but I actually erased it from my mental HDD, so I didn't knew it and now I know again.
#560 to #559 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
Same here, just read it in a photoshop contest entry, just wanted to seem smart to impress senpai
Same here, just read it in a photoshop contest entry, just wanted to seem smart to impress senpai
#561 to #560 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
You don't need to impress me, zaiopeperse-chan, I already have a good impression of you.    
   
 On another note, today's my birthday :3
You don't need to impress me, zaiopeperse-chan, I already have a good impression of you.

On another note, today's my birthday :3
#562 to #561 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
Happy birthday, senpai! Have this virtual strawberry from me as a sign of appreciating all your shenanigans

For some reason when I saw the spoiler tag I thought is was gonna say "in the butt" or something lewd like that
User avatar #563 to #562 - cosmicapprentice (05/30/2014) [-]
Arigatou~! ^-^

Oh zaiopeperse-chan, you're a pervert! I'll have to punish you.
#564 to #563 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh boy, punishment. So exciting
Oh boy, punishment. So exciting
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