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#11 - I don't know how phanact gets away with it. Maybe cau…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on wen u rolling in dat dough tho +1
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#16 - duvallwhitey (26 minutes ago) [-]
#13 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
at least you think you're important
#5 - Picture 2 hours ago on tag +2
#39900 - They both decided  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #39944 - lucky (1 hour ago) [-]
penises are fun
User avatar #40080 - Marker (1 hour ago) [-]
Then, they sex'd
User avatar #40144 - zeldamasterace (1 hour ago) [-]
each other. After
User avatar #40155 - almaster (1 hour ago) [-]
lubing each other
#9 - Ponies. I guess. Sorry  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on wen u rolling in dat dough tho 0
#10 - howtostrokeabook (2 hours ago) [-]
#11 - zahidlol (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't know how phanact gets away with it.

Maybe cause he's a mod.

#12 - phanact has deleted their comment.
#16 - duvallwhitey (26 minutes ago) [-]
#13 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
at least you think you're important
#2 - I salute you for posting this even though you could possably g…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on tag -1
#4 - kingdork (2 hours ago) [-]
I know, Im getting so turned on by this image it is making me think this is border-line NSFW
User avatar #7 - andrewtk (1 hour ago) [-]
Joke's on you I just fapped to it, now I'm gonna flag you
#5 - zahidlol (2 hours ago) [-]
#3 - Picture 2 hours ago on *triggering intensifies* 0
#13 - You're alive!!!!!! I'm not seeing what's t… 2 hours ago on Rectangular Pastry +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on wen u rolling in dat dough tho +12
User avatar #8 - howtostrokeabook (2 hours ago) [-]
why?
User avatar #9 - zahidlol (2 hours ago) [-]
Ponies.

I guess.

Sorry
#10 - howtostrokeabook (2 hours ago) [-]
#11 - zahidlol (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't know how phanact gets away with it.

Maybe cause he's a mod.

#12 - phanact has deleted their comment.
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#13 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
at least you think you're important
#40 - You whore! Give me mine! 2 hours ago on everyone who thumbs this up... 0
#39637 - Beat your dick with in an inch of its life 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom +3

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#915 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by zahidlol
Hi zahidlol! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #292 - admin (01/02/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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#919 - pizzaweed (03/25/2015) [-]
Happy somewhat late birthday!






The cake place was closed.. This is all I had
#921 to #919 - zahidlol (03/25/2015) [-]
I can't wait for my present
User avatar #924 to #921 - pizzaweed (03/25/2015) [-]
You'll be getting so many of those
#918 - robocopftw (03/24/2015) [-]
Happy burthday
#917 - kingoftheanonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
User avatar #923 to #917 - zahidlol (03/25/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#922 to #917 - zahidlol (03/25/2015) [-]
Big black cakes!
User avatar #910 to #909 - zahidlol (03/20/2015) [-]
Yay.
#906 - sanitarysan ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
mfw you tell me to send you a steam friend request and you never accept it.
#907 to #906 - zahidlol (03/20/2015) [-]
I'll add you when I'm on ***** !

This weekend, I hope!

I'm sorry *****
User avatar #895 - Virt (03/17/2015) [-]
Zahid :v
hows it going
User avatar #896 to #895 - zahidlol (03/17/2015) [-]
It's all Gud mane

Wbu?
User avatar #897 to #896 - Virt (03/17/2015) [-]
good
class soon, might skip
User avatar #898 to #897 - zahidlol (03/17/2015) [-]
Don't you ******* dare!

I'm in school. You should be too
User avatar #899 to #898 - Virt (03/17/2015) [-]
haha whooooopppsss ;)
hows school going?
#900 to #899 - zahidlol (03/17/2015) [-]
Good you whore.

I'm in third period.
User avatar #901 to #900 - Virt (03/17/2015) [-]
nice what class is that?
#887 - tarabostes (03/13/2015) [-]
ZAHIDA AKBAR!!!
User avatar #888 to #887 - zahidlol (03/13/2015) [-]
ALLAS IN THE SNACKBARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#890 to #888 - tarabostes (03/13/2015) [-]
Nice trips! show me your hijab whore <3
#892 to #890 - zahidlol (03/15/2015) [-]
Oh,I didn't even realize I go them!
#894 to #892 - tarabostes (03/15/2015) [-]
I asked u something candy-corn juggaloo!!!!!!!!
User avatar #520 - smartasshobo (03/06/2015) [-]
Zahidbae just confirming something, are you in my harem thing?
#902 to #520 - iguanasandicecream (03/19/2015) [-]
Is there a list of whos in the harem?
User avatar #830 to #520 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
New thread

Kaipo is an oc comic maker

User avatar #831 to #830 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Really?? Can I see some work?
User avatar #834 to #832 - smartasshobo (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh meng, is he up for the task?

If he is, I'd like to discuss it with him, his art is incredible!
User avatar #835 to #834 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
Most likely
User avatar #836 to #835 - smartasshobo (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh boi 200% excited

Can you call him up for me? If it's not too much, I can do it myself, but I want you to be lart of the planning
User avatar #869 to #836 - kaipo (03/10/2015) [-]
Hot dog, wait whats happening?
User avatar #903 to #869 - smartasshobo (03/19/2015) [-]
So, you up for it,
User avatar #905 to #903 - kaipo (03/19/2015) [-]


Wait what am I supposed to be doing?
User avatar #908 to #905 - smartasshobo (03/20/2015) [-]
Aight.

We're tryna start a comic series. Nothing flashy, a couple of panels or 10 of them each chapter

If you want, you can write the story yourself, since there's no plot and it's just goofy stuff. If there is a need for new jokes, most of my 'wives' are the top users, like ************ .

I was thinking of each 'wife' having their own unique character design, but no color needed, like mudkip. ****** choosing his own gender/telling you he wants to look like a balding police captain.

And since this looks like a lot of work (at least for me, I can't draw like you), no deadlines. You can take up years for a single panel if you like.

So, would you like to do it?
#911 to #908 - kaipo (03/20/2015) [-]
No deadline does sound heavenly I'll give it that. I'm a Skype group with ***** and all the other pop peeps if anything you have any ideas you already have down?

Heres an example of the things I do
#912 to #911 - smartasshobo (03/20/2015) [-]
Up until now I haven't thought of it that much

I think it would be nice for it to be a kind of a slice of life kinda thing, with just goofy and hetero/homoerotic harem life

There's about 15 characters, no need for all of them to be present in a single comic

As for character design, make me a bald dude with a morning beard. like my profile pic!

As for the others, I think you should ask them about it.

Oh, and if you want, you can bring other artists along, so it's less work designing stuff

Here's the wives, I added your name and WC, your other account a while ago, are you ok with you being my wife too?
User avatar #913 to #912 - kaipo (03/20/2015) [-]
wait whats the wives plot about?
#914 to #913 - smartasshobo (03/20/2015) [-]
It started a while ago, letrollzor and I got 'married' in FJ, and then I thought I would just get more wives for fun. 			****		 escalated quite quickly, and now I have a harem. Many wives   
   
It's pretty dumb really, but it might be fun
It started a while ago, letrollzor and I got 'married' in FJ, and then I thought I would just get more wives for fun. **** escalated quite quickly, and now I have a harem. Many wives

It's pretty dumb really, but it might be fun
User avatar #872 to #869 - smartasshobo (03/10/2015) [-]
Ayy mane

You know that harem trope we're going with? I was thinking that it would be hella tite if we started a comic series, with no deadline for releases, since it would be hella much

Would you like to do it? If you want, we can discuss the stuff
User avatar #850 to #836 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
he should be here when hes online because kaipo will get a mention form us
User avatar #657 to #520 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
zahidlol ill make my own harem with loneliness and disappointment
User avatar #658 to #657 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Not if I get you inside mine!
User avatar #667 to #658 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
whitelapras, good luck

also, i can easily say, that this harem is now offically mine.
User avatar #672 to #667 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Bitch fight me irl, I'm going to be the harem king!

Btw I noted your name down on the harem baes list, are you fine with it?
User avatar #681 to #672 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
of course!

as the leader, i dont mind being on the list
User avatar #686 to #681 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Huehueheu, also, we're at about 10 boos now, so it's not too big
User avatar #663 to #658 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
you have some sexy members i must admit
User avatar #664 to #663 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Want in?
User avatar #679 to #664 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
i could be bribed
User avatar #684 to #679 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
we have mcburd
User avatar #714 to #684 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
thats fantastic but not quite what im looking for
User avatar #688 to #684 - mcburd (03/07/2015) [-]
What exactly does this harem entail, out of curiosity?
User avatar #691 to #688 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
matching t-shirts

and me being the new leader.
#706 to #691 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
I'll say it again, you my bae, you can have your own unit of followers inside the harem, but the big dick is me
User avatar #710 to #706 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
bitch, i made this harem huge.

you just had 3 users!

3!

we must take a straw pool
User avatar #717 to #710 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Hey I'm better than gaben

But you are right, without you, I couldn't hope to make this bigger, but the harem is something I dream of

And I can't go on without you

*drops the mic dramatically*
User avatar #693 to #691 - mcburd (03/07/2015) [-]
Ok cool. Any requirements?
User avatar #703 to #693 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
be an FJer
User avatar #705 to #703 - mcburd (03/07/2015) [-]
ok cool
User avatar #707 to #705 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Didn't we discuss this yesterday?
User avatar #712 to #707 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
what requirements?
User avatar #708 to #707 - mcburd (03/07/2015) [-]
Prolly
User avatar #711 to #708 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Huehuehue yes, so it's fine if I note your name down on my list?
User avatar #713 to #711 - mcburd (03/07/2015) [-]
Ye
User avatar #682 to #679 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Matching t-shirts
User avatar #687 to #682 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
zahidlol are you two competing for me?
User avatar #715 to #687 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
no.

its teh same harem, but **** boi wont accept that im the new leader
User avatar #709 to #687 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
It's my win baby
User avatar #716 to #709 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
im tempted to say yes just for future posts if zahidlol decides to become his own harem
User avatar #720 to #716 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
The idea of zahidlol becoming his own harem is hilarious!
User avatar #728 to #720 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
either way you and zahidlol still havent bribed me
User avatar #731 to #728 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Two kisses and hugs

Also I can give you the means of destruction and domination denied by the gods
User avatar #734 to #731 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
i want a fan fiction either written or drawn
User avatar #739 to #734 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
ill make more stuff around the interwebs comps
User avatar #766 to #739 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
thats not fan fiction
#776 to #766 - whitelapras (03/07/2015) [-]
im a pretty princess thankyou very much!
im a pretty princess thankyou very much!
User avatar #771 to #766 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
bitch, im making another one today
User avatar #725 to #720 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
but, who wouldnt want to love me?

btw, i already own this harem
User avatar #730 to #725 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Not if I can kiss you out of that idea
User avatar #736 to #730 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
just ******* try bitch

i can out kiss anyone





User avatar #685 to #682 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
that too
User avatar #521 to #520 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #522 to #521 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
**** me in the ass, I got the name wrong.


Anyway, I have this harem **** going on in FJ, couple of cool kids in it as my baes

You see a comment from a member of my harem, you act like you're in a relationship, simple. Mudkip. ****** (don't wanna make useless mentions here) is in it for an example
User avatar #523 to #522 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
who else?
User avatar #524 to #523 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Katiamana.gen, I think mc.burd she just gotta give me the answer since we discussed it last night, letroll.zor was the first one
User avatar #525 to #524 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
ah.

cool.

i think i can get some more members if youre interested.
User avatar #526 to #525 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Sure, hit me up mane
User avatar #528 to #526 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
like putting a peroid
User avatar #529 to #528 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah you can take th3 period out if you want, this way we can get them here faster and easily
#798 to #529 - iguanasandicecream (03/08/2015) [-]
Im in if you let me
Im in if you let me
User avatar #807 to #798 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
You ******* betcha!
User avatar #530 to #529 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
OK, virt hashtronaut slendermanspenis bluslenderman miia kurusudarling suisei meroune roxasftw joshlol arachne zenler abstractpink adrian alcoholicgoth almaster angelisk animeasseveryday animebewbseveryday animeboobseveryday animefreac arena artifacmind assrocket attifyon badgatewayerror batu bleehhhh blokrokker bloodeyes bloodredspark Byte canyou captainbalu captainprincess casualbench chancevance charagrin chewythewolftwo chickenbones chilledlawngnome chillybilly chrisel chrislee cloudpawtwo ************** creepydudewatching CrowbarNinja cuteasiangirls danjazown darlingkurusu datgrass datmine dawdawdwa DeathclawRulez deathtothezed deliciousdee deliver derivat derpderpderpderp doggifseveryday dogziller doppel duelknight dukeofmordor dworek edowaado eeveeisbestpoke endodoobiesmoke enzothesomething evilpapagali extremeracer fappening flemsdfer fluffypain freedomreturns frostbeard ********* funnyhound
GEARBOY giffythetoad Goatmanlll goldenkarma groovierpoet gtocforyou harryboom ashtagopinion hatzepatze heartlessrobot hellomyfello herrklaus hollowedbladee hughjackmanfan huntergriff icangetyoumad ieatcheezburgerz iguanasandicecream
ihearcolors impacts isabitofaplonker itsaggron itstuesday jaaabrocon jackmanagan janosaudron jimbenton johnmen johrny jonnyfrosty joshkok junysan kaddazz kaipo katiamanagen khaoticonefear kiaserzerg kidddraco killerthought klotrock Kodylol konradkurze krando lacianevem ladiaz lahel legolego lightingmike
littledemon LoliSama lucky
mackoodle malemofazil Marker maximtiger meebobear melonllama miscarriage mnmzg mrhotwings mrleague mrskeltal muchfunnysuchlaugh ************
negatrom newtamalego nibbero

and everyone else on my friends list

im too lazy to do the other 5 pages
User avatar #857 to #530 - dworek (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm so late.. Too late?
User avatar #884 to #857 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
never too late

youre one of us now
User avatar #891 to #885 - zahidlol (03/13/2015) [-]
smartasshobo, add another to the list
User avatar #892 to #891 - smartasshobo (03/13/2015) [-]
Done, I think this should be the last one. It's going to be a pain in the ass of the artist for him/her to draw such a huge cast
User avatar #893 to #892 - zahidlol (03/15/2015) [-]
Naw, he's really good, it won't be a problem for him

I think
User avatar #808 to #530 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
I'm down.
User avatar #811 to #808 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Yis
Smartasshobo, we got more!
User avatar #814 to #811 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah butt, I dunno, w3 got 12 already, it's gonna be hard to feature everyone in the comics
User avatar #816 to #814 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Too bad. We wil make it work.
We got kaipo / WC
User avatar #818 to #816 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
We ******* better, like separate them a bit between comics

And I took iguanasandicecream, from yesterday

WC is the full name?
User avatar #820 to #818 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Whitecrayon.

Kaipo is his newer user, because his old one got banned for a long time.
User avatar #823 to #820 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah so it's the same one, I'll note WC, so when he comes back to the main I'll see if I take kaipo down
User avatar #824 to #823 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
He said he's never going back t WC

I think he's already unbanned.

Btw, wanna mention hitch.ler

I didn't really want to, because she always seems so critical. And a bit mean.

But she might if you asked her
User avatar #825 to #824 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah I dunno, it's your call, I think we have enough for now

Also, if the comic does get released, we gon have a lot of harem candidates anyway, so I think we should get used to denying people, as mean thwt sounds

**** it hurt me even to write that
User avatar #826 to #825 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
BITCH, WE CANT DENY PEOPLE

THE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME THE BETTER I FEEL
So let's have harems for every meal wait, that's not how it goes
User avatar #829 to #826 - kaipo (03/08/2015) [-]
Wait whats going on?
User avatar #827 to #826 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
oh boi

Well I got an artist on hold, he can draw us character design. But mudkip. ****** and I are still trying to find an OC artist who's up to it. An.dra is not up for it, as an example
User avatar #812 to #811 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
YEYEYEYE BABYYY
User avatar #804 to #530 - bluslenderman (03/08/2015) [-]
did somebody say harems?
i'm in
also why am i one of the first four mentioned?
User avatar #821 to #804 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Becaues I love you
User avatar #841 to #821 - bluslenderman (03/09/2015) [-]
can i always be after you?
User avatar #851 to #841 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
sure thing bby
#801 to #530 - kidddraco (03/08/2015) [-]
**** it, I'm in, but no butt stuff.
User avatar #822 to #801 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Aww yis brotha
User avatar #800 to #530 - kaipo (03/08/2015) [-]
Lets make babies
User avatar #799 to #530 - bloodeyes (03/08/2015) [-]
why not
#797 to #530 - kaddazz (03/08/2015) [-]
hell yeeuuh im in on that 			****		 just hit me up for the deets mayne.
hell yeeuuh im in on that **** just hit me up for the deets mayne.
#795 to #530 - deliciousdee ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I've been mentioned. What's going on? Am I part of someone's harem?
User avatar #817 to #795 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Aww yis bby
User avatar #809 to #795 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
If ye want, you in bby
#794 to #530 - iguanasandicecream (03/08/2015) [-]
Shieeet im in
Shieeet im in
User avatar #819 to #794 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
Sweet
#873 to #819 - iguanasandicecream (03/11/2015) [-]
So whos all in this harem and what are we supposed to do exactly?
So whos all in this harem and what are we supposed to do exactly?
User avatar #878 to #873 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
when ever we see anothers comment (or maybe post too) we say something like hey bae

also, tuumb orgys!

ask smartasshobo who is on the list
User avatar #886 to #878 - smartasshobo (03/12/2015) [-]
Ah iguana is on the list already
User avatar #889 to #886 - zahidlol (03/13/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #792 to #530 - dukeofmordor (03/08/2015) [-]
I feel bad for missing whatever happened here
User avatar #879 to #792 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
dont worry bby

we making a harem
User avatar #791 to #530 - chickenbones (03/08/2015) [-]
Seems im late to an other party.
User avatar #810 to #788 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
You in already don't worry babe
#787 to #530 - hollowedbladee (03/08/2015) [-]
What the **** is going here?
User avatar #786 to #530 - captainprincess ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Wait what's going on
User avatar #768 to #530 - assrocket (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm in. Will there be blackjack and hookers?
User avatar #770 to #768 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
damn strait
User avatar #735 to #530 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
oi zahidol what is this about
User avatar #769 to #735 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
NEW THREAD

youre in a relation ship, and a fjer

are you a grill?
#772 to #769 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Not quite, no
User avatar #774 to #772 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
a boi????
User avatar #777 to #774 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Well yeah
User avatar #738 to #735 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
smartasshobo

the **** you guys on about
User avatar #740 to #738 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm starting my own harem!! No blackjack and hooker tho

Wanna join in?
User avatar #763 to #740 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Should've fixed it yourself.

That's what I do. I only ever send something to repair if I have insurance and someone does it for me for free. Which is basically never.
User avatar #744 to #740 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
no, its my harem. i offically own it
#742 to #740 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Sorry but I'm taken
User avatar #743 to #742 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Well get your bae here too!
#746 to #743 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Not happening
Ever
User avatar #745 to #743 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
see, shes already in my harem
User avatar #750 to #745 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Git damnit, I can only access mobile, so I won't be able to draw a comic series about us. PC is broken

Btw didn't I say that I couldn't do this without you, butt my idea, my **** ? I fight you with cuddles
#755 to #750 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Oi, you there   
Tell me how your PC is broken   
   
That fascinates me
Oi, you there
Tell me how your PC is broken

That fascinates me
User avatar #759 to #755 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah, it basically melted, since I went out for a day, left mh window open, PC turned on, super rainy day

Basically everything's ******

Also, isn't that picture from one anime in wich the protagonist ends up blind and with a robo arm?
#761 to #759 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
It's from Guilty Crown, yes

Why don't you fix it? Unless it exploded with the force of a C4, it's still probably relatively easy to fix.
User avatar #765 to #761 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
****** about old as me, I don't think it would be worth it, and I'm thinking about getting a new one by next month
User avatar #762 to #761 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh I took it for someone to see, it would be less expensive to buy a newer one, since mine is the most broken **** ever
User avatar #753 to #750 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you know what!

were co leaders!

were both the leader!
User avatar #760 to #753 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ya, that's even more fun!
#747 to #745 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
You guys are weird
User avatar #749 to #747 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
THIS IS FJ

WHAT ELSE CAN WE BE!?!?
#752 to #749 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
Rational, at least
User avatar #756 to #752 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
its a joke not a dick. dont take it as hard

sorry

[spoiler] im just messing around. i blame hobo for this [/spoiler]
#758 to #756 - abstractpink (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm not taking it very seriously, however, I find jokes about being in a relationship with other people, when you're in a relationship, very distasteful.    
   
Guess I'm boring
I'm not taking it very seriously, however, I find jokes about being in a relationship with other people, when you're in a relationship, very distasteful.

Guess I'm boring
#722 to #530 - johrny (03/07/2015) [-]
What is this about?

Btw: I remember you from the weird ass r63 guro hentai with r63 Link!
User avatar #748 to #722 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
OH GOD, WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM MAKING A HAREM

you want in?
#751 to #748 - johrny (03/07/2015) [-]
Whats a harem? Do i need to have sex with people?
User avatar #757 to #751 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
optional

and NO ******* GURO
#767 to #757 - johrny (03/07/2015) [-]
What is the point of this harem then?

Are ponies allowed or pokemon. Is Mightyena allowed!
User avatar #773 to #767 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
yes

the point is love, not ******* murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#775 to #773 - johrny (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh boy. Thats fantastic. I still have no idea what the point is but it is fantastic
User avatar #815 to #775 - zahidlol (03/08/2015) [-]
The point is thumbs
User avatar #673 to #530 - gtocforyou ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
What are we going to do on the bed?
User avatar #676 to #673 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you forgot the onichan

pomf pomf kimochi
User avatar #671 to #668 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you gonna get ******
#678 to #671 - icangetyoumad (03/07/2015) [-]
Perfectly fine with me, just dont get it in my hair
Perfectly fine with me, just dont get it in my hair
User avatar #698 to #678 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
YE IN?
#721 to #698 - icangetyoumad (03/07/2015) [-]
how is this going to work
User avatar #724 to #721 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah you see, all the members act like we're in a huge relationship, but you're not forced to act like it at all times

You see a comment made by a user in the harem, yoh reply to it like: ayy boo ye ass so fine
#726 to #724 - icangetyoumad (03/07/2015) [-]
neat I'm in
neat I'm in
User avatar #690 to #678 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww yea!

add another to the harem list
User avatar #699 to #690 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
getyoumad is in?
User avatar #662 to #530 - dawdawdwa ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But captain, what if I don`t want to?
User avatar #670 to #662 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
too bad bitch boi
User avatar #634 to #530 - Virt (03/07/2015) [-]
Were doing what now?
User avatar #718 to #634 - Virt (03/07/2015) [-]
Hows it work?
User avatar #754 to #718 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah sorry for the wait

I'm starting my own dream harem!

Basically we all act like we're in a huge relationship, and it should be fun

You see someone from the harem in a post or comment? Act like ayy boo and stuff
User avatar #784 to #754 - Virt (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah ok
Uh idk, i guess you can count me in
Idk eveyone tho lol
User avatar #785 to #784 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah don't worry, we just started, and there's only about 10 users, so it's not too big

And I was thinking about starting a comic series about this, but not one OC artist wants to do it, and I can't draw for ****
User avatar #669 to #634 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
making a harem
User avatar #719 to #669 - Virt (03/07/2015) [-]
>>718, >>718,
User avatar #723 to #719 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
ask smartasshobo. since he says hes the leader, ill let him explain. but im still the leader
User avatar #727 to #723 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
So I'm the leader then
User avatar #781 to #727 - Virt (03/08/2015) [-]
Sooooooooo
User avatar #783 to #781 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Ah sorry for the wait

I'm starting my own dream harem!

Basically we all act like we're in a huge relationship, and it should be fun

You see someone from the harem in a post or comment? Act like ayy boo and stuff
User avatar #741 to #727 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
no, youre the person who stands at the front and says welcome to walmart the harem
#619 to #530 - meroune ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
What's going on?
User avatar #649 to #619 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you in?
#654 to #649 - meroune ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm afraid not. Being in more than one harem would make me look like a strumpet.
User avatar #666 to #654 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
no, it will make you look like people love you
User avatar #630 to #619 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
blame smartasshobo
User avatar #628 to #619 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
harems!!!!
User avatar #584 to #530 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
fine here they are

nickypickle nigeltheoutlaw nimithecat noahlikespie noooooooo notsureiffunnyorjk novabird ogroxasmudbone omahooha omegez oodlesandoodles optimusme paraigon peanutsaurusrex peinguino penguinbombsquad phanact pikethepole Pleinair popnotes posttwo profesoreoak pthbbbtttqqwwer questionableferret qwertyninja raccoonwithfruit rainfire Ramcool randomrolling raptorjesusdiedfor rhymetime rocketmans roooledoulf roxasftw russianpotatomans saeglopur sanitarysan sashathefolx scandalouszander scoonus semilunarknight shiaaiit skalathrax slendermanspenis smartasshobo smileulz soljwf somethingtorn sonicschall sparkskitsune Sperit spur stillscrappy subtitlesmasher suicidedyke suisei sulegna Sworley tavafanduvill teratorn thebeanzlover theeballsack thelightbringer thelosers thenikohero thepizzadevourer theshrekening thisguyisfunny thisiskevinhanian thisisrarity ***************** trapsareokay tridaak tyasisawesome UberAndrew urbanknightx User vanpika vatra vellion venomousvalentine Virt vorarephilia wcpapier weekendwanker werfgh wethepixelisgod WhiteCrayon whitelapras woodenalligator yojo youraveragesupport yourbestestfriend zachloweth zahnrad zaiback zasranas zephre zonryu
#874 to #584 - randomrolling (03/12/2015) [-]
**randomrolling used "*roll picture*"**
**randomrolling rolled image**
User avatar #880 to #874 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
i think you and rollerofnodubs should be friends
User avatar #876 to #874 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
a harem summoning
#870 to #584 - scoonus (03/10/2015) [-]
Why was I summoned?
User avatar #875 to #870 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
for harems and harem accessories

smartasshobo and are ire making a harem ring
User avatar #843 to #840 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
You, me, smartasshobo, harem, now

and youre gonna join
User avatar #848 to #843 - profesoreoak (03/09/2015) [-]
in a doujinshi or something?
User avatar #849 to #848 - profesoreoak (03/09/2015) [-]
or fukken milk party
User avatar #877 to #849 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
wha?

no!

we just are like

hey bae when we see eachothers comments, and its like a thumb orgy.

but milk party isnt a bad idea
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User avatar #837 to #584 - popnotes (03/09/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #838 to #837 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
You, me, smartasshobo, harem, now
User avatar #839 to #838 - popnotes (03/09/2015) [-]
will there be cocks involved
User avatar #842 to #839 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
aww yis
User avatar #852 to #842 - popnotes (03/09/2015) [-]
now when's the part where you actually show dick
User avatar #855 to #852 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
Were both under aged!!


Also, get ready to be first on my next stuff around the interwebs

User avatar #856 to #855 - popnotes (03/10/2015) [-]
if you do i'll slaughter you
User avatar #845 to #842 - popnotes (03/09/2015) [-]
wonderful
User avatar #813 to #584 - theshrekening (03/08/2015) [-]
You summoned me master?
User avatar #844 to #813 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
You, me, smartasshobo, harem, now
#805 to #584 - vellion (03/08/2015) [-]
Just don't interfere with my 2d harem or my cult of Cthulhu and give me headpats and I'm all yours bby
User avatar #847 to #805 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
aww yis

smartasshobo, another soul is ours member for our harem
User avatar #806 to #805 - vellion (03/08/2015) [-]
Also, don't call me for this kind of **** anymore, I'm a busy man
User avatar #803 to #584 - roooledoulf (03/08/2015) [-]
WHAT THE FUK U WANT

HAREM?

MY LIFE IS A HAREM

User avatar #859 to #803 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
Are you in or no????
User avatar #802 to #584 - noooooooo (03/08/2015) [-]
the **** do you want?
User avatar #860 to #802 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
To build a Mass harem, and you're invited
User avatar #871 to #860 - noooooooo (03/10/2015) [-]
how does this work?
User avatar #881 to #871 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
we just are like

hey bae when we see eachothers comments, and its like a thumb orgy.
User avatar #796 to #584 - teratorn (03/08/2015) [-]
I have been spawned. What is your desire?
User avatar #861 to #796 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
A harem dear tetratorn
User avatar #793 to #584 - zonryu (03/08/2015) [-]
why am i even here!?
User avatar #862 to #793 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
To join smartasshobo and my harem
User avatar #865 to #862 - zonryu (03/10/2015) [-]
oh ok

but only if you want a half-shaved sasquatch
User avatar #883 to #865 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
that only helps complete us!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #790 to #584 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Whats happening can i get a TLDR type of summary?
#863 to #790 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
TL;DR
you, me, everyone else, harem, now
User avatar #882 to #868 - zahidlol (03/12/2015) [-]
wooh!!!!!!!!

smartasshobo, we got another!!!
User avatar #789 to #584 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Dude I don't have time to be in a harem, I've got too much schoolwork to do.
#864 to #789 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
Just do it in your past time bby
User avatar #866 to #864 - zonryu (03/10/2015) [-]
also sauce on da pic
User avatar #867 to #866 - zahidlol (03/10/2015) [-]
from fakku

cum on shoot faster

not gonna give a link, cause im at school, but its on roxasftw's profile, so just letting ya know where to find it
#782 to #584 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Why was I summoned?
Why was I summoned?
#697 to #584 - paraigon ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I was mentioned!
I was mentioned!
User avatar #702 to #697 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww hell yea bby!
#650 to #584 - peinguino (03/07/2015) [-]
One wish boye
User avatar #653 to #650 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
sell your soul to me for one corn chip
#660 to #653 - peinguino (03/07/2015) [-]
Here you go

Now why thou summon me?
User avatar #675 to #660 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
To get in my harem bae!!
User avatar #674 to #660 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
harems!!

now read the first few comments

youll understand
User avatar #704 to #692 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww yea
User avatar #626 to #622 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
to build a harem
#665 to #626 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/07/2015) [-]
But can I be a member of a harem when I already have my own harem?
User avatar #689 to #665 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
yes. there can be harems inside harems.

just mention everyone in your harem, so we can all be in a bigger harem
User avatar #778 to #689 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/07/2015) [-]
My harem is a secret though; I don't want my main bitch to find out about them.
User avatar #700 to #689 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Sweet jesus are you sure, I'm about 12 confirmed here
User avatar #701 to #700 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
**** yes!!!!
User avatar #677 to #665 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
I won't force ye
#609 to #584 - vanpika ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
yuo called
User avatar #613 to #609 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww yea!

vanpika showed!!

User avatar #625 to #621 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
bitch, you in a harem now
#598 to #584 - sanitarysan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
just what did i get myself into...
#604 to #598 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ye got in my dream harem boo   
   
Want in?
Ye got in my dream harem boo

Want in?
#614 to #604 - sanitarysan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
i am confused at this situation... but i know a thing or two about harems...
User avatar #632 to #614 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
So, I'm trying to start a new trope or something

Me being the king of FJ harem, but it's just something to get us a tad bit closer

You see a comment from a user in the harem, you act like "aye boo"
#640 to #632 - sanitarysan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
i still don't get it but whatever
i still don't get it but whatever
User avatar #645 to #640 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
love everyone
User avatar #641 to #640 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah don't worry, I'll explain it nicely to you later love
User avatar #624 to #614 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
awww yea! miia!
User avatar #602 to #598 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
EVERYTHING!!!!
User avatar #594 to #584 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
**** TOO MANY BAES
User avatar #611 to #594 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
not enough!!!
User avatar #591 to #584 - tridaak ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
rip
User avatar #655 to #591 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Wanna get in?
User avatar #661 to #655 - tridaak ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
in what?
User avatar #680 to #661 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
My harem of course!! I can give you the details later, it's a bit hard with so many notifications
User avatar #683 to #680 - tridaak ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #694 to #683 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
It's simple, we all act like we're in a relationship

You see a comment made by another member of the harem, you can reply to it if you want; acting like you two are in it: "aye boo, nice bla bla bl"
User avatar #696 to #694 - tridaak ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
why tho?
and mentioning everyone like this just ruined it...
User avatar #590 to #584 - phanact (03/07/2015) [-]
stop it holy ****
User avatar #588 to #584 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
WAHT THE **** IS THIS
User avatar #592 to #588 - phanact (03/07/2015) [-]
hes mentioning his friends list
User avatar #595 to #592 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
should I?
User avatar #599 to #595 - phanact (03/07/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #610 to #599 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
You wanna know what's going on?
User avatar #615 to #610 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
K then, you were going to get matching shirts and all
User avatar #617 to #615 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
wrong user to reply to
User avatar #612 to #610 - phanact (03/07/2015) [-]
not particularly
User avatar #618 to #612 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
K then, you'd get matching t-shirts and all
User avatar #603 to #599 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #607 to #603 - phanact (03/07/2015) [-]
but dont do it again its annoying af
User avatar #620 to #607 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
i wont!!
User avatar #643 to #605 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
if im correct, which im not, isnt mentioning everyone on your friends list like mass mesageing them?
User avatar #644 to #643 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
mms dont give notifications
User avatar #648 to #644 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
i know, but lots of users dont see the pm soon enough sometimes.

or

something

yea






this way is more fun
User avatar #623 to #605 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
You wanna know what's going on?
User avatar #631 to #629 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
well, youre not wrong
User avatar #627 to #623 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
Something retarded
User avatar #695 to #627 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
The most retarded ever, and I'm having fun!
User avatar #616 to #605 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #601 to #599 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
awww
User avatar #606 to #601 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
i wont do it anymore
User avatar #586 to #584 - posttwo (03/07/2015) [-]
WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT
User avatar #579 to #530 - zenler (03/07/2015) [-]
hwat
User avatar #585 to #579 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww yea
User avatar #589 to #585 - zenler (03/07/2015) [-]
awww hwats goin on
User avatar #563 to #530 - joshlol (03/07/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #573 to #563 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Oi ******* , I'm starting my FJ dream harem! You want in?

All you gotta do is act like we're all in a relationship, like when you see me commenting some **** ; you act like: aye boo, love you
User avatar #569 to #563 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
you have a teriable profile picture and should change it immedately
#560 to #530 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
No
No
#568 to #560 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
C'mon, you get matching t-shirts
User avatar #575 to #568 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Will there be drugs?
User avatar #577 to #575 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
I can ask felris for a batch of black tweets just for you
User avatar #567 to #560 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
too bad.

youre already in it
User avatar #559 to #530 - creepydudewatching ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #565 to #559 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
heyy bby
#555 to #530 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
Why have you summoned me?
User avatar #557 to #555 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
refer to comment >>556
#570 to #557 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
Need more information that that mane. Who's harem? What am I supposed/expected to do?
User avatar #580 to #570 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ok chickenbae, all you gotta do is act like we're all in a relationship, and this is like this

You see a comment made by me in a content

You: "ayy boo, I miss you bla bla bla"

This is something that can get us closer
#593 to #580 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
I already have a bae though...
User avatar #636 to #593 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
It's fine, don't want to force anyone in this, I want a happy mood from everyone
User avatar #642 to #636 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
That, and you already have a lot of other people for your harem.
User avatar #646 to #642 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ah yes about 10, but what kind of a harem king would I be if I couldn't handle this?

Even so, I think I'll ask andra or itsthetie for a comic about this later, so fj can know about this trope
#652 to #646 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
You know what? **** it, why not, I'll join your harem. Sounds fun.
User avatar #656 to #652 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
YEAHHHHHH NOW WE'RE TALKING

I'll note you down love!
#659 to #656 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
Be sure to add that I'm the hot wings maker.
User avatar #647 to #646 - andra (03/07/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #651 to #647 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh jesus I mentioned you without thinking, I think it's better if I go on your page or you go on mine so we can discuss this *********** of a situation
User avatar #764 to #651 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
too bad, andra is already here
User avatar #600 to #593 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Get go boo in here, the more the merrier
User avatar #633 to #600 - mrhotwings (03/07/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm fine. I prefer my bae.
User avatar #552 to #530 - charagrin (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #556 to #552 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
youre in a harem now **** boi
User avatar #562 to #556 - creepydudewatching ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Do I just get to watch? It's kinda my thing
User avatar #564 to #562 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
awww yea
User avatar #558 to #556 - charagrin (03/07/2015) [-]
Damn my polite inquiring nature! Well fine, but I'm dah bottom bitch heah yo, ya dig?
User avatar #561 to #558 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
aww yea mother ******* bread crumbs!!!!
User avatar #545 to #530 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ayy I know hashtronaut

So, everyone mentioned, do you want to get in my FJ dream harem?
User avatar #553 to #545 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
fine, ill post my other half of friends
User avatar #548 to #545 - almaster ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #551 to #539 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
is that a yes
User avatar #576 to #554 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
You get matching t-shirts
#581 to #578 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Well then you won't get a 			****
Well then you won't get a ****
User avatar #587 to #583 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
So, if you want to know how it works, you can ask me now
User avatar #637 to #596 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
It'sok, I don't want to force anyone in this
User avatar #538 to #530 - lightingmike ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]


That's a lot of friends you have
User avatar #541 to #538 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
thats only half
User avatar #547 to #541 - lightingmike ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Wow

Anyway, I'm in the harlem!
User avatar #574 to #547 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ye in? Later I'll ask a FJ comic maker to make us something so we can announce this trope
User avatar #550 to #547 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
awww yis
#535 to #530 - jonnyfrosty (03/07/2015) [-]
I dont want to be aprt of some homoerotic harem, no thank you
User avatar #537 to #535 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
too bad
#543 to #537 - jonnyfrosty (03/07/2015) [-]
Hey now, dont give up too easily
User avatar #549 to #543 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
ho nonono

i wasnt saying it like "aww thats too bad"

im saying too bad, youre already in it
User avatar #638 to #566 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
Ye in?
User avatar #732 to #638 - jonnyfrosty (03/07/2015) [-]
No, leave me alone you gaylord
User avatar #733 to #732 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
You get matching t-shirts
#534 to #530 - doggifseveryday ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
harem you say?
harem you say?
User avatar #582 to #534 - smartasshobo (03/07/2015) [-]
You wanna get in?
#779 to #582 - doggifseveryday ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
would i be on top or can i just lay there
would i be on top or can i just lay there
User avatar #780 to #779 - smartasshobo (03/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter, you can even **** someone side-ways
User avatar #542 to #533 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
yes





fine
User avatar #571 to #542 - mrskeltal (03/07/2015) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #532 to #530 - duelknight (03/07/2015) [-]
Vanish
User avatar #527 to #526 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
shoud i mention them or no?
User avatar #531 to #527 - arena (03/07/2015) [-]
you summoned me?.
User avatar #536 to #531 - zahidlol (03/07/2015) [-]
awww yea bby

i love ya

all the homo
User avatar #540 to #536 - arena (03/07/2015) [-]
yay
#517 - Felris ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Here's 7-9
#509 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
2nd is the following
#833 to #509 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
Probably the second

User avatar #853 to #833 - fappening ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
it is a nice ass indeed

but something makes me feel like iggy would like her ass rimmed better
User avatar #854 to #853 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
O kkkkk aayyyyyyyy
#507 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Ok ***** , you get to choose from the following 2 asses to eat, which would you choose?

First is Iggy Azalea
User avatar #508 to #507 - zahidlol (03/06/2015) [-]
who is the second?
#510 to #508 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
sorry for the delay, i got sort of distracted while researching
sorry for the delay, i got sort of distracted while researching
User avatar #511 to #510 - zahidlol (03/06/2015) [-]
its alright bby

also, theres an imposter on the lose

www.funnyjunk.com/Round+da+webz+1/funny-pictures/5473888/
#512 to #511 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
There is too!!!

Your content has more lolz though
User avatar #513 to #512 - zahidlol (03/06/2015) [-]
yay

i feel loves

( too? do you mean two? )
User avatar #514 to #513 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
nope, too
User avatar #515 to #514 - zahidlol (03/06/2015) [-]
err, wut?

also, can you believe this ***** ?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/around-interwebs/Stuff+around+the+interwebs+6/YYcYLLL/24#24

superior my admin owned ass
User avatar #516 to #515 - fappening ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
he's just being silly man, dont worry too much
#501 - fappening ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Where you been ***** ?!
#502 to #501 - zahidlol (03/05/2015) [-]




school ***** !

SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!