zafara
Rank #5950 on Comments
Offline
Send mail to zafara Block zafara Invite zafara to be your friend flag avatar| Last status update: | -
|
| | |
| Personal Info | |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/02/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Ranking: | #5950 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #5688 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #1618 |
| Content Thumbs: | 30 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 5754 |
| Content Level Progress: | 45.76% (27/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 5% (5/100) Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win |
| Subscribers: | 0 |
| Content Views: | 3237 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 1 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 5117 |
| FJ Points: | 5413 |
Pictures
- Views: 1031
10
1
Total: +9
Comments: 0
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 08/23/15
I will be the very best
HD Gifs / WebMs
- Views: 2189
23
2
Total: +21
Comments: 5
Favorites: 1
Uploaded: 09/07/15
Owl gets stuck in car
user favorites
latest user's comments
| #72 - If someone killed my puppy that I'd bonded with. [+] (1 new reply) | 4 hours ago on I'd do the same | +3 |
| | ||
| #30 - When I was in high school, to fulfill an academic requirement … | 11 hours ago on Anons beyblade skills | +1 |
| #120 - Thought so. | 01/11/2016 on Assorted Internets #55 :... | 0 |
| #13 - You can show people getting killed if you post in morbid-chann… | 01/11/2016 on was told to post here 3 | +2 |
| #86 - Hellraiser, I believe. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Assorted Internets #55 :... | +1 |
| #107 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on watermelooon | +5 |
| #20 - Does anyone remember Franken Fran? The time she made … | 01/07/2016 on Child birth | +1 |
| #23 - Not necessarily trying to save anyone, but the land. He, his w… | 01/07/2016 on JUST DO IT | +3 |
| #16 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on Lady uses a lighter while... | 0 |
| #38 - I was expecting to see that gif of the snapping turtle ripping… | 01/06/2016 on Turtle Food | 0 |
user's friends
Anonymous comments allowed.
89 comments displayed.
Yeah, he's pretty recognizable for only being in one arc. I tried to buy the whole series once, but I misunderstood the label and just bought the Golden Seal and Eizio Hakusho.
I did find the entire Mushishi series in the same place though. At least until the new episodes came out.
I did find the entire Mushishi series in the same place though. At least until the new episodes came out.
i have yet yo watch the yu yu hakusho movies, are they just filler ?
Finally got back on to see your link to the post. Hadn't seen it yet, so thanks for directing me. Nice little breakdown of the general flow. How's your day been?
Oh, it's been great! There was a Halloween party tonight. Flyers advertised it as the sexiest "hot and dirty" party of the year, and as going to be "twerktacular." All the girls talked about how slutty they were going to dress. My friends and I sat in an empty room in the academic building and played Dungeons and Dragons instead of going. It was great, I finally managed to obtain the feat Great Cleave, which I've been working for.
You would not believe how my week has been. This is probably going to be a rant.
So my roommate comes back completely plastered. My family doesn't drink much and my parents are actually responsible. He passed out on the bed. I was always taught that letting a drunk person pass out is the worst thing you could do. This led with me trying to find the RA for help because the heck do I know about taking care of a drunk person? I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
His friends followed me around screaming that I shouldn't be allowed in public or on a campus because I was too sheltered and immature to be there if I didn't know how to take care of a drunk person. Gee, what does that say about their family lives?
So we had to go to the head of residence life the next day to get things sorted out. It's better now because now I know what to do if he comes back drunk, which is to say, nothing. However, he is now giving me the silent treatment and pretending that I don't exist. I find it hilarious that he thinks this will work on me. This is after he admitted that he feels hatred towards me but can't figure out why. I think it's because he never had to share a room before and he's getting territorial.
Let me mention that my roommate is 28 years old and acts like a 12 year old regularly anyway. Obese, wears a cowboy hat, and cammo jackets. Believes vaccines and medications are conspiracies made up by the government, schools, and doctors to make money and that they don't actually work. Also believes cigarettes aren't bad for you since his parents smoked around all 6 kids and none of them have asthma.
This isn't even mentioning that he has no manners whatsoever, and still goes trick or treating because he can (technically it's illegal for someone over 12 to trick or treat over here).
He also believes that stuff like lice and bedbugs are completely normal things to have. Actually came to campus with scabies and ringworm, and thinks the school was being annoying and petty for quarantining him for a week.
Needless to say, he has issues. And I can't change rooms because they overbooked the campus and there's no where to go. Other people who know him keep apologizing to me that I have to room with him.
I made none of that up.
You would not believe how my week has been. This is probably going to be a rant.
So my roommate comes back completely plastered. My family doesn't drink much and my parents are actually responsible. He passed out on the bed. I was always taught that letting a drunk person pass out is the worst thing you could do. This led with me trying to find the RA for help because the heck do I know about taking care of a drunk person? I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
His friends followed me around screaming that I shouldn't be allowed in public or on a campus because I was too sheltered and immature to be there if I didn't know how to take care of a drunk person. Gee, what does that say about their family lives?
So we had to go to the head of residence life the next day to get things sorted out. It's better now because now I know what to do if he comes back drunk, which is to say, nothing. However, he is now giving me the silent treatment and pretending that I don't exist. I find it hilarious that he thinks this will work on me. This is after he admitted that he feels hatred towards me but can't figure out why. I think it's because he never had to share a room before and he's getting territorial.
Let me mention that my roommate is 28 years old and acts like a 12 year old regularly anyway. Obese, wears a cowboy hat, and cammo jackets. Believes vaccines and medications are conspiracies made up by the government, schools, and doctors to make money and that they don't actually work. Also believes cigarettes aren't bad for you since his parents smoked around all 6 kids and none of them have asthma.
This isn't even mentioning that he has no manners whatsoever, and still goes trick or treating because he can (technically it's illegal for someone over 12 to trick or treat over here).
He also believes that stuff like lice and bedbugs are completely normal things to have. Actually came to campus with scabies and ringworm, and thinks the school was being annoying and petty for quarantining him for a week.
Needless to say, he has issues. And I can't change rooms because they overbooked the campus and there's no where to go. Other people who know him keep apologizing to me that I have to room with him.
I made none of that up.
#73 to #72
-
evictedone (10/27/2014) [-]
The idea that a party can be labeled as "twerktacular" and actually get people to come does not leave a good impression of its attendees, it actually kinda scares me. Just wanted to get that little sentiment out of the way, so about that rant.
I'm a little lost as to what sort of response to put down when I imagine this roomie, of yours. More or less, I just imagine him fitting the profile of a stereotypical redneck taken to the logical extreme. Mind you, I've got issues with the "standard" variety that already walks around with the word " ****** " painting their lips as they talk about their jalopy of a truck like it's the Mona Lisa. So to add a bunch of little insects inhabiting their body surface in addition to these traits, plus drunkenness, I feel like I'd be in the same party as those who've been apologizing for you sharing a room with him.
Still, at some point I'm sure that those apologies gets old. Just, right down to business here, that guy sounds like crap. How the hell could he have made it to college if he doesn't even have a grasp of basic logic?! Covered in parasites, by definition the guy must've been a breeding ground for all manner of **** but the campus is overreacting because they know their **** and just how bad that can be? That's the part that leaves a scar on my retina.
Drinking, smoking; I've been around that crap most of my life, it's caused more mental scars than physical ones for me. Then again, I never drank,and my parents preferred smoking outside rather than in the house so yay(?). My brothers, however, 6 and 7 years older than me, loved drinking themselves out cold before they even hit high school. But this ****** you're talking about? Sounds a lot like'em, so consider me a bit biased when I say that I hope he doesn't wake up next time he gets plastered.
I can say a lot more, but there's a character limit and I'm sure there's a line that shouldn't be crossed. Zafara, bro, I'm wishing you well if that prick is a part of your life.
I'm a little lost as to what sort of response to put down when I imagine this roomie, of yours. More or less, I just imagine him fitting the profile of a stereotypical redneck taken to the logical extreme. Mind you, I've got issues with the "standard" variety that already walks around with the word " ****** " painting their lips as they talk about their jalopy of a truck like it's the Mona Lisa. So to add a bunch of little insects inhabiting their body surface in addition to these traits, plus drunkenness, I feel like I'd be in the same party as those who've been apologizing for you sharing a room with him.
Still, at some point I'm sure that those apologies gets old. Just, right down to business here, that guy sounds like crap. How the hell could he have made it to college if he doesn't even have a grasp of basic logic?! Covered in parasites, by definition the guy must've been a breeding ground for all manner of **** but the campus is overreacting because they know their **** and just how bad that can be? That's the part that leaves a scar on my retina.
Drinking, smoking; I've been around that crap most of my life, it's caused more mental scars than physical ones for me. Then again, I never drank,and my parents preferred smoking outside rather than in the house so yay(?). My brothers, however, 6 and 7 years older than me, loved drinking themselves out cold before they even hit high school. But this ****** you're talking about? Sounds a lot like'em, so consider me a bit biased when I say that I hope he doesn't wake up next time he gets plastered.
I can say a lot more, but there's a character limit and I'm sure there's a line that shouldn't be crossed. Zafara, bro, I'm wishing you well if that prick is a part of your life.
#74 to #73
-
zafara (10/27/2014) [-]
It is really annoying. Now he's giving me the silent treatment and refuses to acknowledge my existence.
Worst part is, I have a hormonal deficiency in which my body doesn't produce enough testosterone so I have to take supplements. Of course I'm that thin, short, feminine looking nerd type in the Global Honor's Scholars Program and Alpha Lambda Delta. Most of what I've seen him do is watch anime for hours on end, whilst yelling at the characters on the screen. And he has the gall to call me immature. I've been bullied for most of my life, so the silent treatment is actually a step up.
Now, the testosterone deficiency usually leads me to be noncompetitive, and liable to moving around and trying out new approaches like an Airbender. But honestly, I feel like if I move out than he wins and will continue this behavior. And I won't let that happen.
But I do agree. If he goes out and dies while drunk, or never comes back again, I will be happy.
Worst part is, I have a hormonal deficiency in which my body doesn't produce enough testosterone so I have to take supplements. Of course I'm that thin, short, feminine looking nerd type in the Global Honor's Scholars Program and Alpha Lambda Delta. Most of what I've seen him do is watch anime for hours on end, whilst yelling at the characters on the screen. And he has the gall to call me immature. I've been bullied for most of my life, so the silent treatment is actually a step up.
Now, the testosterone deficiency usually leads me to be noncompetitive, and liable to moving around and trying out new approaches like an Airbender. But honestly, I feel like if I move out than he wins and will continue this behavior. And I won't let that happen.
But I do agree. If he goes out and dies while drunk, or never comes back again, I will be happy.
Well, it's been like that since I was born, so I'm used to it. I couldn't imagine living any other way. I just find it slightly annoying that people immediately assume my parents are bad people, or I have a bad life, just because they won't let me play video games or leave the house very often when I was younger. They both have master degrees and want me to have the same. And my dad was the navy version of Red Tails in Vietnam, so that might be why he's strict, and my mom's mother was the daughter of a Methodist Priest. It's just the old way people used to raise children.
But I do love Morgan Freeman. I feel like he should be who I see when I die and go through the tunnel.
But I do love Morgan Freeman. I feel like he should be who I see when I die and go through the tunnel.
#67 to #66
-
krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
This thread has been magnificent. Here's an archive broseph, take it and go with the Imperium's sanction and blessing!
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Emperor
I have to go. See you around, tovarisch!
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Emperor
I have to go. See you around, tovarisch!
Well, I know about it. My parents decided that I needed to join some clubs because I'm such a shut in, and pressured me to do so. I joined the local RPG club, so I keep hearing about it.
I also spend way to much time on TV Tropes, if you know that website. The Warhammer 40,000 article is very interesting, so I have read it many times.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/Warhammer40000?from=Main.Warhammer40000
Are you about to post that eyeless woman from Event Horizon? Because I agree with everyone who says Event Horizon is set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/EventHorizon
Be sure to click on the skull above the picture of the ship.
I also spend way to much time on TV Tropes, if you know that website. The Warhammer 40,000 article is very interesting, so I have read it many times.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/Warhammer40000?from=Main.Warhammer40000
Are you about to post that eyeless woman from Event Horizon? Because I agree with everyone who says Event Horizon is set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/EventHorizon
Be sure to click on the skull above the picture of the ship.
#40 to #39
-
krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
Have this. It is a mandatory for any Imperial Citizen to have at least one wallpaper-worthy image upon their cogitator.
You ARE Loyalist, right? The Inquisition is most interested in your answer...
Here's the fan-site link for it: www.1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40k
There's a pretty stupid bunch of explanations for things on that site. Alternatively, search up 'Emperor' or 'Imperial Guard' for undisputed awesome.
TVTropes is pretty cool, I have to admit. The articles get my muse going, and it's always fun to pick out the 'Oh! I know that!' tidbits from the examples sections.
You ARE Loyalist, right? The Inquisition is most interested in your answer...
Here's the fan-site link for it: www.1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40k
There's a pretty stupid bunch of explanations for things on that site. Alternatively, search up 'Emperor' or 'Imperial Guard' for undisputed awesome.
TVTropes is pretty cool, I have to admit. The articles get my muse going, and it's always fun to pick out the 'Oh! I know that!' tidbits from the examples sections.
I just feel so bad for the Emperor, though. All those horrible things being done in his name, and that's not what he wanted. And there's nothing he can do about it.
And what are the Tyranids running from anyway? Seeing as how they avoid planets with Necron tombs on it, I assume that they have something to do with it. As in, and enormous Necron tomb opened and is destroying the universe from below. And how long until those idiots discover that the hordes are coming from below them, anyway?
And what are the Tyranids running from anyway? Seeing as how they avoid planets with Necron tombs on it, I assume that they have something to do with it. As in, and enormous Necron tomb opened and is destroying the universe from below. And how long until those idiots discover that the hordes are coming from below them, anyway?
#42 to #41
-
krasnogvardiech (11/28/2013) [-]
All of these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE!!!!!
Just kidding. Yeah, GW's never going to move the plot forward so it probably doesn't matter.
As for the Emps... You do know that he could see into the future pretty easily, right? Just think: He wanted the absolute best for Mankind. And well... all evidence points to him succeeding.
I think it goes like this: he KNEW it all was going to happen. He SAW it all coming and he couldn't do diddly squat because the grim darkness of the 41st mullenium was the absolute best situation.
Gives you the chills, doesn't it?
Just kidding. Yeah, GW's never going to move the plot forward so it probably doesn't matter.
As for the Emps... You do know that he could see into the future pretty easily, right? Just think: He wanted the absolute best for Mankind. And well... all evidence points to him succeeding.
I think it goes like this: he KNEW it all was going to happen. He SAW it all coming and he couldn't do diddly squat because the grim darkness of the 41st mullenium was the absolute best situation.
Gives you the chills, doesn't it?
I guess, but christians (Serbs mainly, but also Croats) have attacked us in the 90's, colluminating to the point of genocide. Perhaps you have heared of the Bosnian war?
I've posted here because I don't want it to look as if I was crying and bitching
I've posted here because I don't want it to look as if I was crying and bitching
It's not just USA, it would be any country was it the strongest one in the world. In my opinion, Iran should serve as an example to other world powers, they may be bitching about eliminating Israel, but it's just threats. Although they should have done more to protect peace in Syria.
I'm sory, for some reason I'm typing slowly as **** :c
I'm sory, for some reason I'm typing slowly as **** :c
Yes, but I have a feeling it'll change soon enough. All mayor world powers in history have been falling from that position, and so will the USA, one day. For example, after the fall of the wall Russia was very weak, leaving the States as the greatest world power. Now, things have turned, and with time I believe USA will stop being the world police, and such a thing will have to bring somekind of change.
I'm sorry, I've drifted away from the point we've originally talked about :c
I'm sorry, I've drifted away from the point we've originally talked about :c
I guess so. Honestly the Bahai is beginning to make sense, even though I'm not at the moment. It's basically the idea that all religions are correct, just that God is worshiped in different forms, and as long as you try to live a good life, anyone can get into Heaven.
Some guy said he met God on a mountain some 30 years ago, and he was given some golden stones with rules. Honestly the only thing attracting people to this religion is that the more wives and kids a man has, the better heaven he will get into. Meanwhile, black skin is the mark of Cain and women cannot enter holy sites and are inferior to men.
Young men are required to leave their families and have no contact with them until they've converted a bunch of people. Let's just say they go to door to door and are very persistent and annyoing.
Young men are required to leave their families and have no contact with them until they've converted a bunch of people. Let's just say they go to door to door and are very persistent and annyoing.
Ah, no wait, they don't do mass suicide. Do you mean the Heaven's Gate people who killed themselves because they wanted to reach the spaceship that followed Haley's Comet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)
Yeah, it's a shame that Bosnia was split up between Serbia and Croatians because the US and the UN didn't give a crap. That and the old people rape. And General Ratko with the candy and the children. Most of the Bosnian refugees can't stay in the room when anyone talks about the genocide without freaking out, so they get a pass on that unit.
But what I hate most, with an incredible passion is that our former communists, now calling them selves "socialists" are trying to equalize us and President Izetbegović, Allah rahmetile, with the Serbs and Karadžić, and doing basically everytihng so Bosnia would be 0% muslim. They'd rather have her be Serb than muslim, because they hate our religion. But these fine gentlemen have been hiding in holes during the war, and started spitting on Izetbegović AFTER he's died. Cast some exceptions, but these were all pushed out of the Socialst party by those who were cowards in the 90's.
We hit the reply limit.
Anyways, I could try it. Thanks for the advice.
Anyways, I could try it. Thanks for the advice.
