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#26 - Can people please stop getting the seahorse one wrong? Like, s…  [+] (1 reply) 10/02/2013 on Animal facts +1
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#27 - julenisse (10/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I don't have to write that!
#53 - It's hydrodipping. It's pretty cool actually.  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2013 on now put your dick in it. +4
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#99 - instakill (09/22/2013) [-]
#19 - I'm tempted to not post it, but I think you guys might enjoy m…  [+] (17 replies) 09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... +29
#162 - randombitches (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm playing paintball on Saturday for the first time. Any tips?
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#310 - zackattacked (09/12/2013) [-]
This is a little hint I tell people. Paintball is a game about angles. You don't want to shoot straight up the field at the person directly in front of you, since you wont have a very good shot. You want to shoot cross-field at the enemy, where they have a lot harder chance defending themselves from you. The more you move up, the better the angle you have on them, and the smaller the "safe" zone behind their bunker becomes.
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#283 - klaes (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid of getting hit. It really doesn't hurt.

If you're playing with friends and they're not that great with their aim, keep moving. This is extremely important if you're playing in a field. Run fast, use the cover, and pick your shots. Try getting the hang of your gun at a range(if they have one) in a few shots before your first match, just so you get used to the drop.
#158 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Marq 6
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#140 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, cute little speedballers. Get yourself a real gun! MQ2'd 2002 Black Magic with a chrome E1/E2. Sold it so long ago, I don't remember which board, lol. No harsh feelings, though. I know you guys outnumber us pump guys by far.
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#161 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
It bothers me when people turn cockers into pumps, then sell them without the original pneumatics. I feel its ruining great markers.
#165 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
'Tis a true shame, to be honest. I had no regrets with this one as I built it from the ground up from a body that was already slotted and some asshole took it's virginity. (drilled it for an eye) I've never had the honor to own an all original cocker. I do, however, have the honor of owning this little baby. She is a total virgin and even still has the Black Magic jewel on the opposite side. Sadly, it was built from just the body as well.
#70 - dudeyouisnasty (09/11/2013) [-]
Since we are sharing guns, I feel obligated to show mine .
#93 - itsbendingtime (09/11/2013) [-]
If you take a minigun paintballing then you are compensating for something.
#110 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/11/2013) [-]
#38 - gearsct (09/11/2013) [-]
I love my DM11 Warrior, Only 1 of 5 which got brought into the UK. Just need to start using it more often.
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#35 - zackattacked (09/11/2013) [-]
Not a huge fan of DP's. I work at a field and we see them come in all the time broken with severe bolt stick, blown macro fittings, blown noids, the works. They're decent guns when taken care of properly though.
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#29 - bumbojumbo (09/11/2013) [-]
that's wicked, man!