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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
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#35 - Not a huge fan of DP's. I work at a field and we see them come…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... 0
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#19 - I'm tempted to not post it, but I think you guys might enjoy m…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... +29
#162 - randombitches (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm playing paintball on Saturday for the first time. Any tips?
User avatar #310 - zackattacked (09/12/2013) [-]
This is a little hint I tell people. Paintball is a game about angles. You don't want to shoot straight up the field at the person directly in front of you, since you wont have a very good shot. You want to shoot cross-field at the enemy, where they have a lot harder chance defending themselves from you. The more you move up, the better the angle you have on them, and the smaller the "safe" zone behind their bunker becomes.
User avatar #283 - klaes (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid of getting hit. It really doesn't hurt.

If you're playing with friends and they're not that great with their aim, keep moving. This is extremely important if you're playing in a field. Run fast, use the cover, and pick your shots. Try getting the hang of your gun at a range(if they have one) in a few shots before your first match, just so you get used to the drop.
#158 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Marq 6
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#140 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, cute little speedballers. Get yourself a real gun! MQ2'd 2002 Black Magic with a chrome E1/E2. Sold it so long ago, I don't remember which board, lol. No harsh feelings, though. I know you guys outnumber us pump guys by far.
User avatar #161 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
It bothers me when people turn cockers into pumps, then sell them without the original pneumatics. I feel its ruining great markers.
#165 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
'Tis a true shame, to be honest. I had no regrets with this one as I built it from the ground up from a body that was already slotted and some asshole took it's virginity. (drilled it for an eye) I've never had the honor to own an all original cocker. I do, however, have the honor of owning this little baby. She is a total virgin and even still has the Black Magic jewel on the opposite side. Sadly, it was built from just the body as well.
#70 - dudeyouisnasty (09/11/2013) [-]
Since we are sharing guns, I feel obligated to show mine .
#93 - itsbendingtime (09/11/2013) [-]
If you take a minigun paintballing then you are compensating for something.
#110 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/11/2013) [-]
Losses.
#38 - gearsct (09/11/2013) [-]
I love my DM11 Warrior, Only 1 of 5 which got brought into the UK. Just need to start using it more often.
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User avatar #35 - zackattacked (09/11/2013) [-]
Not a huge fan of DP's. I work at a field and we see them come in all the time broken with severe bolt stick, blown macro fittings, blown noids, the works. They're decent guns when taken care of properly though.
#36 - breymac has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - bumbojumbo (09/11/2013) [-]
that's wicked, man!
#84 - OH **** . Crysis 2. I'm so dead. 08/28/2013 on how terrified should you be 0
#29 - Oldie but a goodie. 07/05/2013 on Paranoid or just ready +7
#2 - HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS JOKE. 06/07/2013 on R.A.M +2
#4 - Oddly enough, it reminded me of the Crotchitizer from the Ratc… 06/03/2013 on Anal Pounder Claw +1
#249 - A new SSD for my laptop. Better get used to ******** … 05/17/2013 on How Fucked Are You? 0
#81 - I don't know, I'm kinda partial to this method.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Beer opener - Like a baws +14
User avatar #108 - faithrider (05/07/2013) [-]
only works on twist caps, what about the ones that require other methods.
#8 - Still my favorite place. 05/03/2013 on also as adult :D 0
#11 - You know that you can fix that, right? 05/02/2013 on Gold and silver. 0
#1660 - this is pretty cool 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#18 - lost it at "wawa skittletits" 03/25/2013 on AutoFrustration +2
#48 - Enlarge to see it better.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Haha, Far Cry 3 Devolopers +37
User avatar #142 - zorororonoa (03/07/2013) [-]
wow, to think that it sells at all, even if it is only 1 dollar
User avatar #69 - olioh (03/06/2013) [-]
good pic. but why people just cant press print screen?
User avatar #70 - feraltoast (03/06/2013) [-]
Pssssst some people play on consoles. Don't mention it again or the shitstorm will commence.
#73 - olioh (03/06/2013) [-]
well fuck, all this hatred against people not using prtscn and i never actually thought of that...
User avatar #76 - feraltoast (03/06/2013) [-]
I can understand the hate when its like a picture of a web page or something, but for videogames there is an actual reason for it other than stupidity.
#62 - madebynorwegians (03/06/2013) [-]
When i first found this picture, i was like: wtf!??
And then i rofl for the rest of the day
#8 - Here you go. Your own personal flying **** . 03/06/2013 on None given +1
#5 - This one's my fav. 03/05/2013 on Why can't I eggs? +1
#7 - Battlefield 3.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Do a flip! 0
User avatar #18 - victorkoot (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
#13 - Intel master race. 02/12/2013 on Gamers Will Know -4
#7 - Kinda reminds me of Puddi. Just sayin'. 02/11/2013 on D: 0
#8 - It's called Hydro dipping. 01/31/2013 on Nano suit +14
#19 - Dude, Rocky Horror is the best. I go see it acted out while th… 01/22/2013 on Someone's gettin it in tonight 0
#85 - Torchlight 2 on Steam. I guess I'll be fine. 01/15/2013 on Title. 0
#27 - I've heard that it will air sometime in the summer. Just what … 01/12/2013 on Control yourself Bolin 0
#5 - I CANT EVEN CHIPS.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on I can't even knife +5
#17 - ballerfifteen (01/09/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture 11/12/2012 on .... +1
#21 - Hydrodipping. Used on paintball equipment to get realistic loo… 11/03/2012 on mother of god... 0
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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
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