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#24 - Most paintballs are oil based, just dries into a substance tha… 11/25/2013 on Where do you stand? +1
#82 - That's good. I would do the same with my ex. We eventually bro… 11/14/2013 on She Was My First +1
#78 - Just make sure that you two agree to tell each other how you f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First +1
#79 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry we are both emotional and we talk about that,I always tell her when I have paranoid thoughts.
User avatar #82 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
That's good. I would do the same with my ex. We eventually broke up because there was too much tension so as to where we didn't want to spend time with each other. Don't let it ever get that far. It was a mistake, and I still regret it. She's your best friend, as well as your girlfriend.
#75 - You need to figure out if you believe her. If you do, then you…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First +1
#77 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Same,I thought I would never find someone and I just met her and thing just went and...we got together.Well she says she isn't going anywhere and she really cares for me,and really got close to me and she said its hard for her to meet new people and get so close to them.So yeah I think i will take your advice.I just needed to know,it just bugs me a lot.
User avatar #78 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
Just make sure that you two agree to tell each other how you feel if you're upset. I know if seems like bliss now, but if she's every upset, and she won't tell you what's going on, it's gonna put a lot of tension on the relationship. You have to be honest with each other and trust each other. That's the best advice I can give you.
#79 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry we are both emotional and we talk about that,I always tell her when I have paranoid thoughts.
User avatar #82 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
That's good. I would do the same with my ex. We eventually broke up because there was too much tension so as to where we didn't want to spend time with each other. Don't let it ever get that far. It was a mistake, and I still regret it. She's your best friend, as well as your girlfriend.
#73 - It's all based on trust. I can tell you that from experience. …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First +1
#74 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Well she said she trusts me,and she would never cheat and that she finds in horrible thing to do,but I always think of the worst scenario.
User avatar #75 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
You need to figure out if you believe her. If you do, then you can trust her. I was one of the guys who thought I'd never find anybody to love me, and then it just... happened. I was sooo worried I would lose her by making a mistake that I couldn't open up how I really felt about her. As soon as I relaxed, and saw that she wasn't going anywhere, my life got 10x easier.
#77 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Same,I thought I would never find someone and I just met her and thing just went and...we got together.Well she says she isn't going anywhere and she really cares for me,and really got close to me and she said its hard for her to meet new people and get so close to them.So yeah I think i will take your advice.I just needed to know,it just bugs me a lot.
User avatar #78 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
Just make sure that you two agree to tell each other how you feel if you're upset. I know if seems like bliss now, but if she's every upset, and she won't tell you what's going on, it's gonna put a lot of tension on the relationship. You have to be honest with each other and trust each other. That's the best advice I can give you.
#79 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry we are both emotional and we talk about that,I always tell her when I have paranoid thoughts.
User avatar #82 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
That's good. I would do the same with my ex. We eventually broke up because there was too much tension so as to where we didn't want to spend time with each other. Don't let it ever get that far. It was a mistake, and I still regret it. She's your best friend, as well as your girlfriend.
#70 - As someone who recently had a mutual breakup with their first …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First +1
#71 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Thanks,yes my paranoid thinking is the only thing that bothers us,we never argue and get along great.
User avatar #73 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
It's all based on trust. I can tell you that from experience. You need to trust her as much as she needs to trust you. The relationship can only go as far as both parties let it.
#74 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Well she said she trusts me,and she would never cheat and that she finds in horrible thing to do,but I always think of the worst scenario.
User avatar #75 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
You need to figure out if you believe her. If you do, then you can trust her. I was one of the guys who thought I'd never find anybody to love me, and then it just... happened. I was sooo worried I would lose her by making a mistake that I couldn't open up how I really felt about her. As soon as I relaxed, and saw that she wasn't going anywhere, my life got 10x easier.
#77 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Same,I thought I would never find someone and I just met her and thing just went and...we got together.Well she says she isn't going anywhere and she really cares for me,and really got close to me and she said its hard for her to meet new people and get so close to them.So yeah I think i will take your advice.I just needed to know,it just bugs me a lot.
User avatar #78 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
Just make sure that you two agree to tell each other how you feel if you're upset. I know if seems like bliss now, but if she's every upset, and she won't tell you what's going on, it's gonna put a lot of tension on the relationship. You have to be honest with each other and trust each other. That's the best advice I can give you.
#79 - unoletmehavename (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry we are both emotional and we talk about that,I always tell her when I have paranoid thoughts.
User avatar #82 - zackattacked (11/14/2013) [-]
That's good. I would do the same with my ex. We eventually broke up because there was too much tension so as to where we didn't want to spend time with each other. Don't let it ever get that far. It was a mistake, and I still regret it. She's your best friend, as well as your girlfriend.
#108 - It's the new eeveelution, Sylveon. Fairy type. 10/30/2013 on Eevee family 0
#119 - I can. I'm in a large university marching band. One of the bet… 10/26/2013 on moonwalk -1
#11 - I personally caught Ylveltal on the third turn with a standard… 10/26/2013 on Use it on Bidoof 0
#16 - Exactly. Like, I can tell you that the band I'm in isn't perfe…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on moonwalk +3
#52 - sobj (10/26/2013) [-]
They actually learn a whole new halftime show every week.
#36 - flarenight (10/26/2013) [-]
correct me if im wrong but besides script ohio. i think they do change their half time show every week. so rather then saying it looks like they threw it together in 2 weeks it would be closer to they threw it together in one week. also most of the marching and learning of the music is done individually on their own time. they give you a book with your places marked on and tell you how to get their. and while memorizing all of that you also need to memorize the songs.
#19 - luigiyoshi (10/26/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm not calling them the best band, and I'm not saying that this is the most impressive thing ever, but as far as people knowing nothing about it goes, the only thing that can be complained about is if they talk about better form. People who say this is the best marching band because they know nothing about marching bands enjoy it because of the entertaining aspect. It's interesting. I'm was in acting for awhile and I saw some absolute shit acting, but people enjoyed it. You're involved in it, you see more technical aspects. That is absolutely not what the people who enjoy the show are thinking about, so fuckin deal with it.
#14 - I have to agree with you. I watched the video and saw some mis…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/26/2013 on moonwalk +1
#27 - superbigfupa (10/26/2013) [-]
It is good, there's no denying it. Yes they mess up, but when you can do that let me know.
User avatar #119 - zackattacked (10/26/2013) [-]
I can. I'm in a large university marching band. One of the better ones on the East coast.
User avatar #45 - fuperbooper (10/26/2013) [-]
The truth is, anyone could do it. As the overall effect is cool, it's the individual effort put into it that makes parts of it look very bad.
User avatar #17 - hybredmoon (10/26/2013) [-]
I dont know crap about marching band, that's probably why I liked it so much. You know what's supposed to be happening, so you can spot flaws. I'm just sitting here like 'Wooo! that's nifty looking!' This is why artists dont like looking at their own work. I can always spot flaws in any of my sketches and a lot of other peoples, but it's only cause I know what to look for.
#15 - baryonyxer (10/26/2013) [-]
Yeah people who know nothing about marching band see this and think "holy shit thats so cool", but really they often aren't great.
User avatar #16 - zackattacked (10/26/2013) [-]
Exactly. Like, I can tell you that the band I'm in isn't perfect (U of Del), but these guys being touted as the "best band" is a bunch of crap. This looks like they threw it together within like 2 weeks and never bothered to really clean it. And musically, I was disappointed. There was no direction at all. Just loud all the time.
#52 - sobj (10/26/2013) [-]
They actually learn a whole new halftime show every week.
#36 - flarenight (10/26/2013) [-]
correct me if im wrong but besides script ohio. i think they do change their half time show every week. so rather then saying it looks like they threw it together in 2 weeks it would be closer to they threw it together in one week. also most of the marching and learning of the music is done individually on their own time. they give you a book with your places marked on and tell you how to get their. and while memorizing all of that you also need to memorize the songs.
#19 - luigiyoshi (10/26/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm not calling them the best band, and I'm not saying that this is the most impressive thing ever, but as far as people knowing nothing about it goes, the only thing that can be complained about is if they talk about better form. People who say this is the best marching band because they know nothing about marching bands enjoy it because of the entertaining aspect. It's interesting. I'm was in acting for awhile and I saw some absolute shit acting, but people enjoyed it. You're involved in it, you see more technical aspects. That is absolutely not what the people who enjoy the show are thinking about, so fuckin deal with it.
#21 - Yup. Go catch some pokemanz. 10/17/2013 on Odeur plus tard 0
#19 - mine's 1693-0516-1484. my name's Zack  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Odeur plus tard 0
User avatar #72 - aznfanta (10/17/2013) [-]
0533-4932-9893

forgot my code.
User avatar #71 - aznfanta (10/17/2013) [-]
added u and corpi
User avatar #28 - trollofhalo (10/17/2013) [-]
3007 - 8203 - 5445, I'm under Goku.
User avatar #20 - xXCorpitoXx (10/17/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #21 - zackattacked (10/17/2013) [-]
Yup. Go catch some pokemanz.
#17 - All you have to do is ask :3 what's your friend code?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Odeur plus tard 0
User avatar #18 - xXCorpitoXx (10/17/2013) [-]
4484-9016-9375
name corpito
User avatar #19 - zackattacked (10/17/2013) [-]
mine's 1693-0516-1484. my name's Zack
User avatar #72 - aznfanta (10/17/2013) [-]
0533-4932-9893

forgot my code.
User avatar #71 - aznfanta (10/17/2013) [-]
added u and corpi
User avatar #28 - trollofhalo (10/17/2013) [-]
3007 - 8203 - 5445, I'm under Goku.
User avatar #20 - xXCorpitoXx (10/17/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #21 - zackattacked (10/17/2013) [-]
Yup. Go catch some pokemanz.
#62 - Honestly, after I beat the elite four, finished all the Looker… 10/17/2013 on Dem Battle Animations 0
#26 - Can people please stop getting the seahorse one wrong? Like, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Animal facts +1
User avatar #27 - julenisse (10/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I don't have to write that!
#90 - I literally made these the other day. I also added in a spl… 10/02/2013 on It looks like the sun 0
#53 - It's hydrodipping. It's pretty cool actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on now put your dick in it. +4
User avatar #99 - instakill (09/22/2013) [-]
hydrographing*
#36 - Psh, take your 10w40 and eat it. 10w30 all the way! 09/19/2013 on Tampons 0
#310 - This is a little hint I tell people. Paintball is a game about… 09/12/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... +1
#35 - Not a huge fan of DP's. I work at a field and we see them come…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... 0
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#19 - I'm tempted to not post it, but I think you guys might enjoy m…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/11/2013 on What It Feels Like Playing... +29
#162 - randombitches (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm playing paintball on Saturday for the first time. Any tips?
User avatar #310 - zackattacked (09/12/2013) [-]
This is a little hint I tell people. Paintball is a game about angles. You don't want to shoot straight up the field at the person directly in front of you, since you wont have a very good shot. You want to shoot cross-field at the enemy, where they have a lot harder chance defending themselves from you. The more you move up, the better the angle you have on them, and the smaller the "safe" zone behind their bunker becomes.
User avatar #283 - klaes (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid of getting hit. It really doesn't hurt.

If you're playing with friends and they're not that great with their aim, keep moving. This is extremely important if you're playing in a field. Run fast, use the cover, and pick your shots. Try getting the hang of your gun at a range(if they have one) in a few shots before your first match, just so you get used to the drop.
#158 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
Marq 6
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#140 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, cute little speedballers. Get yourself a real gun! MQ2'd 2002 Black Magic with a chrome E1/E2. Sold it so long ago, I don't remember which board, lol. No harsh feelings, though. I know you guys outnumber us pump guys by far.
User avatar #161 - enkmaster (09/11/2013) [-]
It bothers me when people turn cockers into pumps, then sell them without the original pneumatics. I feel its ruining great markers.
#165 - trenttwentyeleven (09/11/2013) [-]
'Tis a true shame, to be honest. I had no regrets with this one as I built it from the ground up from a body that was already slotted and some asshole took it's virginity. (drilled it for an eye) I've never had the honor to own an all original cocker. I do, however, have the honor of owning this little baby. She is a total virgin and even still has the Black Magic jewel on the opposite side. Sadly, it was built from just the body as well.
#70 - dudeyouisnasty (09/11/2013) [-]
Since we are sharing guns, I feel obligated to show mine .
#93 - itsbendingtime (09/11/2013) [-]
If you take a minigun paintballing then you are compensating for something.
#110 - uhhyeahfmebaby (09/11/2013) [-]
Losses.
#38 - gearsct (09/11/2013) [-]
I love my DM11 Warrior, Only 1 of 5 which got brought into the UK. Just need to start using it more often.
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User avatar #35 - zackattacked (09/11/2013) [-]
Not a huge fan of DP's. I work at a field and we see them come in all the time broken with severe bolt stick, blown macro fittings, blown noids, the works. They're decent guns when taken care of properly though.
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User avatar #29 - bumbojumbo (09/11/2013) [-]
that's wicked, man!
#84 - OH **** . Crysis 2. I'm so dead. 08/28/2013 on how terrified should you be 0
#29 - Oldie but a goodie. 07/05/2013 on Paranoid or just ready +7
#2 - HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS JOKE. 06/07/2013 on R.A.M +2
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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
ello <(^_^<)
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