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#30 - That literally sounds like the standard way to secure accoun…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Hacker 0
User avatar #31 - dorg (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, you don't know the full program I wrote obviously and understandably. I had way to many stop checks to assume that a password of just numbers passed of 7 characters. But, notice this, crackable password is not the same as hackable.

Something hackable means that you can bypass the security. Something crackable means someone can guess the password, something that will always be possible without a 2 key verification, of which one is physical.

Also, as I said, I only briefly touched what I did to the password. A full explanation would be a scientific paper. I was just doing that system for fun so I really went overkill with the systems security as it was not meant to be used in production anyhow. The reason I shortened the execution time per password to ~6s was purely for debug purposes. If it was what I planned it to be if ever put to use, it would be a pain in the ass to debug.

Once again, that part there was only a fraction of the behemoth of security I implemented. Also, scrypt > bcrypt, though I personally utilized several hash algorithms in different ways.

Still though, a brute force attack will always be possible, the question is if someone has the patience to wait a eternity for it to find the key. By then the system would have been rebuilt several times over and any victims would have been long since dead.

Quantum computers however may change some of that, as quantum safe encryption is still a pretty new field and there are really no good algorithms tested and proved yet, only theories.

There will however always be work around that even a "perfect" system can't do shit about as long as it is single key based. Keyloggers, screen loggers, hijacked clients etc. will always be a problem.

But once again, that was only a small part of the system I built that I described. So I can honestly claim that the system itself was impenetrable for the usage case that it was built for.
#29 - That's some crazy **** . I know some of these guys. This… 05/10/2015 on The Beauty of Mods 0
#9 - The Japanese word for testicles is kintama, which literally me…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Golden balls +21
User avatar #15 - heartbleed (04/17/2015) [-]
But... gold isn't magnetic wouldn't that mean that the metal detector wouldn't pick up on it?
#18 - summers (04/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - heartbleed (04/17/2015) [-]
Looked it up, some non-magnetic detection systems can detect gold...
User avatar #14 - thycupcake (04/17/2015) [-]
Gintama's humour is just out of my reach
User avatar #60 - hokeymon (04/18/2015) [-]
A few hundred episodes and you get used to it. Mostly about pop culture and Japanese history.
#13 - woofman (04/17/2015) [-]
Oh god are you serious? I just finished reading one punch man, and I remember a character (who got his ass kicked by a monster) named golden balls!

Pic related, it's the jackass I'm talking about.
User avatar #11 - languagexplain (04/17/2015) [-]
It's also funny because Gintama.
#63 - Ha, you're way behind dude. > Anyways, not hiding… 03/30/2015 on God dammit, Momo. +1
#12 - Well, most guys have a flat chest.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2015 on I'm A Wild Lion I... I Am... +118
User avatar #103 - assassindash (03/16/2015) [-]
>TFW you have a square-ish b-cup.
#60 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (03/16/2015) [-]
Do you even lift m8?
#24 - altari (03/15/2015) [-]
You know what I'm going to ask. Source.
User avatar #25 - nanaastardeviluke (03/15/2015) [-]
Im gonna say that looks like Dog Days to me
#50 - Ooooor you simply use javscript with a library like bacon.js i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on The foul stench of evil +3
User avatar #53 - diddledot (03/14/2015) [-]
Or you could just use a responsive mixed with an adaptive design using media queries and drop the javascript library to reduce load time.
#2 - Even paper is better at dancing than white people now.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Dancing origami +165
User avatar #47 - zeldapronmaster (03/08/2015) [-]
as a white person I can confirm this
#22 - nosensephenom (03/07/2015) [-]
Good thing the paper wasn't white.
#18 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
I can tell you for a fact the craziest dancers i have ever seen are white. Stop stereotyping because of what you see in the media, from London to Bangkok in over 30 countries all the clubs I've been to there is always a skinny white dancer made of jello. Black dancers are in the US, rest of the world the best dancers are white, look at all the talent competitions around the world if you don't believe me
#13 - stalini (03/07/2015) [-]
that's fucking retarded stereotype which mostly comes from USA.
White people are great dancers in Europe, except Germanic people.
User avatar #19 - eddio (03/07/2015) [-]
that's fucking retarded stereotype which comes mostly from Latin Europe.
Germanic people are great dancers in Germania, except Austria.
#17 - pacs (03/07/2015) [-]
Hitch: Albert Brennaman dancing (Comedy)

yeah ... i am german and can't dance. then i watched hitch - the date doctor
User avatar #34 - commontroll (03/08/2015) [-]
I read that as "The Hate Doctor." And I was thinking "Well, he did say he's German, so I guess they changed it to be more understandable for their culture."
#6 - I'm pretty sure it's the rtl 'news' show. That green screen is…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2015 on German News Show +11
#9 - viralkamina (03/07/2015) [-]
oh rtl. sweet memories of the gamescom report and mitten im Leben...
User avatar #10 - moorgar (03/07/2015) [-]
donĀ“t forget german quality tv shows like "X-Diaries: Cyberfreaks auf Gran Canaria"

i never laughed harder about anything than this shit, jesus, this show is so bad at everything
#13 - viralkamina (03/07/2015) [-]
isnt x diaries like jersey shore in even worse? Or berlin tag und nacht?
I really cant think of one german show that is really really good. Except some comedians, but that doesnt count as a show
User avatar #30 - moorgar (03/08/2015) [-]
it is much wosre than jersey shore, and i fucking dislike jersey shore

but even i have to admit that jersey shore is at least 3 times better
#8 - Parunts. 02/13/2015 on Tinder Nightmares +77
#88 - They better be hentai doujins yo. 02/10/2015 on anime +1
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User avatar #4 - maybetraffy (10/18/2014) [-]
you are a bipolar rollercoaster
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