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ytzion

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Gender: male
Interests: Dank memes,DnD,books,lifting,videogames etc
Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1510
Highest Content Rank:#1400
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latest user's comments

#316 - *Sigh* 03/17/2015 on life +2
#1 - Funyjerk  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Let's do this +14
User avatar #12 - iloveburzum (03/17/2015) [-]
*funjuk
#4 - Why you didn't made a backup of the saves? 03/16/2015 on Tis a sad day 0
#2 - Inb4 hordes of fjers who envy that guy  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Death by snu-snu +1
User avatar #5 - muffinofrage (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't. I like tall women and all, but damn any dick those girls get would probably feel like a toothpick to them.
#17 - Nice avatar,dude  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Funnyjunk Hunger Games, Day 1 +1
#212 - herpderpaids (03/17/2015) [-]
I am ashamed yet not ashamed to know where that Avatar is from.

lemonfontcomics.com/SS_archive.htm
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on no excuse for being weak 0
#4 - cheastnut Comment deleted by ytzion
#1 - Comment deleted 03/16/2015 on Jasper likes it too +1
#11 - Well, finally I understand what is this tiles fetish ( ) 03/16/2015 on Sexy Tiles 0
#178 - I'm happy that someone finally got the reference  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +2
#245 - gantgant (03/17/2015) [-]
awesome song, awesome artist
#2 - Ehmmm.... Jokexplain?  [+] (37 new replies) 03/15/2015 on It's Terminal +13
User avatar #38 - jokexplain (03/15/2015) [-]
>>#10, >>#7, Thanks bros. I had an explanation all ready for this, but since you already got it I'll go explain something to my dog

he always looks interested if a bit confused
User avatar #53 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
Explain why you suck so much cock.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (03/16/2015) [-]
dndxplain, would you mind rolling up a predicament for this asshole
User avatar #56 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
has to be put in a robot body and made to fought rust monsters
User avatar #59 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
That's not a predicament, that's an oppertunity
User avatar #61 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
for death
User avatar #62 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm in a perfectly new robotic body forced to fight barely holding together sentiant oxidized iron.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
User avatar #64 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
rust monsters are insects that disolve metal into rust and then eat it
User avatar #65 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh, well, how do I roll dice on this site?
User avatar #66 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
how do you have a blue name..?
anyway, it's **dndxplain used "*roll 1, 0-20*"**
**dndxplain rolls 04** for a d20
has to be in the first part of the post
#232 - Seanxone (03/16/2015) [-]
YEH CALL THAT BLUE LADDIE?!?!
User avatar #240 - lordgeneral (03/16/2015) [-]
no, I call this blue
User avatar #68 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
Also, that shit wans;t't brought in untill teh bullshit rolling fucktardation.
User avatar #67 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
*roll 1 0-20* I have a bluer name than you, I just don't use dice on a site about pictures and jokes.
User avatar #69 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
>implying this is my first account
#73 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
Anyway, how the fuck do I roll?
User avatar #75 - dndxplain (03/16/2015) [-]
it's (with ** around them, obviously) roll x, y-z

punctuation is important on the comma.
x is number of dice, y is lowest number, z is highest number
*roll faggots*
User avatar #77 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
**timmity used "*roll 1, 0-20*"**
**timmity rolls 09** Rolling for chance to escape robot body and transcend. I know all the positions, I've used systems like this before, but none so baldy implemented and clunky.
User avatar #79 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
*me ends up almost escaping, but most of his consciousness is eaten up by the metal eating insects. He is now a lobotomised, personality-less ghost.
User avatar #80 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
Did admin remove *me?
I fucking swear.
If I'm just doing it wrong, tell me, but that's how I remember using it.
User avatar #371 - newforomador (03/16/2015) [-]
**newforomador prepares to explain* You were close. You have to the ** at the beginning and ending for it to work, so that you can have normal text along with it.
User avatar #378 - timmity (03/17/2015) [-]
**newforomador is an awesome guy**
User avatar #376 - timmity (03/17/2015) [-]
**timmity blinks, realising his mistake "Thanks mate!" he calls to Newforomador** Now how do i do it for other users?
User avatar #377 - newforomador (03/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #71 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
This is something like my 5th account, I have no idea how fucking blue my first oen is, if only I remembered the password.
User avatar #70 - timmity (03/16/2015) [-]
>>IMPLYING THIS IS MINE
#63 - timmity has deleted their comment.
#10 - takashixd (03/15/2015) [-]
Face is of a Youtuber named Markiplier. Thus Mark get it....its funny.

P.S.-Just pretend I'm jokexplain.
#109 - optimusthebaker (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh i thought the joke was he's cancerous
#95 - nosensephenom (03/16/2015) [-]
Where is Markiplierexplain when you need him/her?
User avatar #129 - markiplierexplain (03/16/2015) [-]
Am I cool yet?
#134 - electronicbacon (03/16/2015) [-]
Yes!
#97 - takashixd (03/16/2015) [-]
I pray for the site if we add too many more of the specific explains.
User avatar #89 - SirVladimir (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought it was because Mark had cancer.
User avatar #99 - tiles (03/16/2015) [-]
He did? I thought it was simply a benign growth that he had surgically removed.
#7 - cdm (03/15/2015) [-]
No need to invoke the mighty Jokexplain, I got this!

Dude's name is Mark. He can be weird.
#9 - What are floor tiles,concrete enemas and mexican sugar dancing?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Tip of the Iceberg +16
#49 - wilicious (03/16/2015) [-]
> Concrete enema

Enema is.. well... you get stuff squirted up your bum to relieve constipation and other ailments. Doing that with concrete... well, it won't have the same effect.
#44 - woodoo (03/16/2015) [-]
Floor tiles is literally sexy sexy ceramic tiles, and getting off on their smooth sharp corners and glossy surfaces.
Concrete enemas is like an enema, but you use concrete instead, concrete sucks moisture out of the area around it, which causes the entrails to rapture, leading to some severe bleeding, and most likely at least partial prolapse, it's pretty muc h just guro.
Mexican sugar dancing is meican, so it's already degenerate, but i too want to know what that is, once i do, i can safely say iv'e wacked it to all of these.
User avatar #41 - mrmuffins (03/16/2015) [-]
Floor tiles i believe is a reference to a greentext
User avatar #48 - whothefkisanon (03/16/2015) [-]
>>#9,
Some guy on /v/ is sexually attracted to tiles, and they mocked him. See for yourself: www.funnyjunk.com/Sexy+tiles/funny-pictures/5484974
#10 - blblblblblbl (03/15/2015) [-]
The first two are literally that. Third one is hard to find but as I understant, it consists of men throwing shit on women tits and singing while fucking. I'm ashamed to know that
#12 - Jeez bro calm down,do you come from /fit/? 03/15/2015 on starting to get fat 0
#1 - Picture 03/15/2015 on Imaginary Horrors comp +12
#2 - Keep with that,we are all going to make it bro 03/15/2015 on starting to get fat +1
#7 - Wat?Uncle Grandpa Special?Am I missing something? 03/15/2015 on Shots Fired +1
#5 - **** 03/15/2015 on BOW BEFORE THE BAGGER 288! 0
#1 - "Look at these poor ***** ,they have no idea what's…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +491
#176 - gantgant (03/16/2015) [-]
Seven lions?
User avatar #178 - ytzion (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm happy that someone finally got the reference
#245 - gantgant (03/17/2015) [-]
awesome song, awesome artist
#136 - pikachustolemybike (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - feffog (03/16/2015) [-]
so what, nunu?
User avatar #123 - glesh (03/16/2015) [-]
Or maybe Cho'Gath
#162 - shaturnex (03/16/2015) [-]
Definitely not Cho'Gath
#1 - Nicolas cage+Ghost rider+Bagger 288=hell on heart  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on BOW BEFORE THE BAGGER 288! +5
#4 - xtremehivoltage (03/15/2015) [-]
>Hell on heart
#5 - ytzion (03/15/2015) [-]
Fuck
#7 - Stupid normies using our memes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 03/14/2015 on Chronicles of Pepe: a dank... +17
#7 - Use the "S<=>D" button ya dingus 03/14/2015 on Ok but +14
#2 - Only a D4?Git gud faget  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2015 on RPG... In my house. +78
#23 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
A d4 as a free action auto hit isn't that bad. But he is going to around level 9-10 with that number of hit points so he should really consider upping his equipment stingy fucking gm.
User avatar #102 - sirgawain (03/14/2015) [-]
Did earlier editions of D&D call it "GM?"
Or is that just Pathfinder?

My friends and I have only ever said "DM."
User avatar #35 - emiyashirou (03/14/2015) [-]
Maybe he just rolled gud and basically maximised his hit point gains from each level?
#93 - jiltist (03/14/2015) [-]
It's a possibility. I mean he does have 18 points into charisma. That's pretty uncommon, even for a paladin.
#41 - I found that they sell it even in my country.Anyway the cheese… 03/13/2015 on Protein basics +1
#39 - Many thanks,I'll search something similar here in Italy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Protein basics +1
User avatar #40 - sirpike (03/13/2015) [-]
This is the wikipedia fot it: it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_ (formaggio)
basically fat free dairy products are good. Fat free means theres generally more space for protein. I just go to the grocery store and compare the proteins on the labels.
User avatar #41 - ytzion (03/13/2015) [-]
I found that they sell it even in my country.Anyway the cheese I'm currently eating is 12% proteins but I eat in mainly for the taste and for its little caloric intake
#36 - Last question,if you can.Should I take a scoop of protein befo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Protein basics 0
User avatar #38 - sirpike (03/13/2015) [-]
"Taking whey protein before bed may not be the optimal time for maximal effect of this supplement; however, it nonetheless supplies your muscles with the amino acids needed for growth. Although nutrient timing matters for optimal fitness, the quality of your nutrition is also critical to meeting your fitness goals. In other words, consuming high-quality protein such as whey is essential for building muscle, no matter what time of day you take it." ( www.livestrong.com/article/524139-taking-whey-protein-before-bed/ )

I dont know where you're from but in Holland we have something called kwark (google translates this into 'quark') which is basically a more protein rich yoghurt. I eat a bowl of that with honey every night and it works like a charm.
User avatar #39 - ytzion (03/13/2015) [-]
Many thanks,I'll search something similar here in Italy
User avatar #40 - sirpike (03/13/2015) [-]
This is the wikipedia fot it: it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_ (formaggio)
basically fat free dairy products are good. Fat free means theres generally more space for protein. I just go to the grocery store and compare the proteins on the labels.
User avatar #41 - ytzion (03/13/2015) [-]
I found that they sell it even in my country.Anyway the cheese I'm currently eating is 12% proteins but I eat in mainly for the taste and for its little caloric intake
#35 - >Admin confirmed for juicing 03/13/2015 on Protein basics +1

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User avatar #1 - traffy (01/03/2014) [-]
first?
#3 to #2 - ytzion (01/03/2014) [-]
Hell yea 			************
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