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- **youratoyucantfly rolled image ** why be gay when boobs?
Because dicks are a lot nicer. In a battle of boobs, butts, and dicks, I thinks dicks beats out the other options by far.
but con consider this: if a man has boobs it's normally a bad thing, same with a dick on woman. but if that booty be fine then the gender doesn't matter. therefore a butt is approximately twice as nice as the other two.
Yes, but there's a lot more to do with a dick, plus you're giving a lot of pleasure to the guy(or girl) that has it if you're doing something to it. That good feeling can go both ways.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Why be straight when dicks?
- i know that feel so well....
- hes right why all the hate?
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I murder all I want
Haha Good point man! Maybe i'll eat a piece of bread and drink wine and act like it's holy or something! : )
Forgive me lord, for I have sinned. I have eaten a lot of noodles.
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