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crazyolitis ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, but I've got perhaps a crude timeline here.
2018: Humanity starts colonizing and terraforming Mars
2022: They find a few bones of ancient creatures, confirming that there was life on Mars.
2040: An underground facility is discovered, but it's not man-made.
2042 March: Despite its locks and other defence systems, we get into it.
2042 August: Through the process of trail and error we get into its computers and find extremely detailed evolution charts of dinosaurs. One dino in particular: (insert your choise of dino here)
2054: We find a big capsule and open it. Inside it we find DNA of dino's. each species has got 1000 different samples.
2060: Scientists want to star cloning dinosaurs, and even before they're given permission, they've already started on a clone of the dinosaur with the most info on evolution.
2061: The dino is born, however its head is bigger than those of every dino skull ever found.
2062: Scientists start trying to find out if it's sapient.
2063: It starts speaking. its firsts words are "OP is a faggot" (nah, just kidding. I can't come up with something)
And from here, I'll hand it over to you.
Have fun trying writing!
2018: Humanity starts colonizing and terraforming Mars
2022: They find a few bones of ancient creatures, confirming that there was life on Mars.
2040: An underground facility is discovered, but it's not man-made.
2042 March: Despite its locks and other defence systems, we get into it.
2042 August: Through the process of trail and error we get into its computers and find extremely detailed evolution charts of dinosaurs. One dino in particular: (insert your choise of dino here)
2054: We find a big capsule and open it. Inside it we find DNA of dino's. each species has got 1000 different samples.
2060: Scientists want to star cloning dinosaurs, and even before they're given permission, they've already started on a clone of the dinosaur with the most info on evolution.
2061: The dino is born, however its head is bigger than those of every dino skull ever found.
2062: Scientists start trying to find out if it's sapient.
2063: It starts speaking. its firsts words are "OP is a faggot" (nah, just kidding. I can't come up with something)
And from here, I'll hand it over to you.
Have fun trying writing!
Also, a link that may come in handy. dinosaurs.about.com/
xD this sounds good, so how are we going to do it? we could do it first person as a duo/team or something also i was hopefully going to find some links and stuff to help it along other than that i like the idea not bad at all
might as well start now eh, ill leave one for now for you to reply in the morning or whenever.
:Data log: year 2920 month :march : Begin recordings:
im noting down the genetic experiments on mars research facility 137. an old capsual containing the DNA of creatures eons old has been given to us to sample with, we have already cloned basic lifeforms and plan to move on to more advanced creatures (pauses) (talking in the background) ok dr holloway is about to begin dna replication procedures, hopefully all will go to plan (electric sound )
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:Data log: year 2920 month :march : Begin recordings:
im noting down the genetic experiments on mars research facility 137. an old capsual containing the DNA of creatures eons old has been given to us to sample with, we have already cloned basic lifeforms and plan to move on to more advanced creatures (pauses) (talking in the background) ok dr holloway is about to begin dna replication procedures, hopefully all will go to plan (electric sound )
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crazyolitis ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Alright, sorry for taking so long, I didn't see your part.
2065: the creature is shown to the public, in a risky move to gain publicy and funding for the extremely expensive project. The dino is capable of basic math and its claws are more dextrous than they would appear. They decide to give it the name: Isaac Gandhi. Isaac after Newton, because of the scientific progress, and Gandhi, because they hope it will somehow bring peace, to all sentient beings.
2070: The dino appears to have become instable. It says that it is lonely, and wants to have some other people to play with. Scientists agree, and one of them, DR. Nicolas Weyland, agrees to take it home, so it can play with his daughter.
2071: The daughter, Sasha is inseperable from Isaac. At first, she was scared, but she quickly learned that Isaac was harmless. So far, Isaac has shwon normal intelligence growth, equal to that of a human.
2075: Scientists decide to clone other samples, whcih appear to be from different species.
2076: two samples, the same kind as Isaac had, have grown. Scientist try to let them grow up as normal children.
2080: Isaac shows average intelligence, but excels in molecular biology. The other two samples, simply called 'Jack' and 'Lee' are going to a 'normal' school, where they can grow up like human children. Isaac is told this by the scientists, and they allow him to visit them as often as he wants, becoming a father of some sort.
2081: Isaac goes to earth to study.
And this is where I run out of imagination for now. Also, we need to get the dates straight. I think it's better to have it begin in the 21st century, but I'd like to hear your opinion.
Also, maybe it's better to also tell on my profile, so I won't lag behind and see things too late.
P.S. If you would do the diaries, recordings, etc, then I could do the dates solely. But I'm willing to switch if you'd like.
2065: the creature is shown to the public, in a risky move to gain publicy and funding for the extremely expensive project. The dino is capable of basic math and its claws are more dextrous than they would appear. They decide to give it the name: Isaac Gandhi. Isaac after Newton, because of the scientific progress, and Gandhi, because they hope it will somehow bring peace, to all sentient beings.
2070: The dino appears to have become instable. It says that it is lonely, and wants to have some other people to play with. Scientists agree, and one of them, DR. Nicolas Weyland, agrees to take it home, so it can play with his daughter.
2071: The daughter, Sasha is inseperable from Isaac. At first, she was scared, but she quickly learned that Isaac was harmless. So far, Isaac has shwon normal intelligence growth, equal to that of a human.
2075: Scientists decide to clone other samples, whcih appear to be from different species.
2076: two samples, the same kind as Isaac had, have grown. Scientist try to let them grow up as normal children.
2080: Isaac shows average intelligence, but excels in molecular biology. The other two samples, simply called 'Jack' and 'Lee' are going to a 'normal' school, where they can grow up like human children. Isaac is told this by the scientists, and they allow him to visit them as often as he wants, becoming a father of some sort.
2081: Isaac goes to earth to study.
And this is where I run out of imagination for now. Also, we need to get the dates straight. I think it's better to have it begin in the 21st century, but I'd like to hear your opinion.
Also, maybe it's better to also tell on my profile, so I won't lag behind and see things too late.
P.S. If you would do the diaries, recordings, etc, then I could do the dates solely. But I'm willing to switch if you'd like.
:data log: year 2920 month April :begin recording:
Our initial fears are gone the tests are a success, hopefully the genetic clones will suffer no adverse effects from the low gravity. dr holloway and i are currently taking care of 5 raptors, 3 of the eggs died during the dna manipulation prosess but i am glad to see that the others are doing well, in the mean time we shall not reveal this to the public just yet.
reply whenever, sehsing borderlands 2 atm so ill probly reply tomorrow
Our initial fears are gone the tests are a success, hopefully the genetic clones will suffer no adverse effects from the low gravity. dr holloway and i are currently taking care of 5 raptors, 3 of the eggs died during the dna manipulation prosess but i am glad to see that the others are doing well, in the mean time we shall not reveal this to the public just yet.
reply whenever, sehsing borderlands 2 atm so ill probly reply tomorrow
Alright. This has lasted long enough! In name of Niggershrimp, the counsel of Terra, and the holy name of dinosaurs, let us advance this story!
2082: Isaac arrives at earth. Reactions are mixed. Some people celebrate, holding signs with "welcome Isaac!" and such things. Others are rather xenophobic, protesting his arrival. Isaac, however, doesn't notice much of either groups in the beginning. He's got bodygaurds, and isn't allowed to talk to anybody, except for the bodygaurds.
He won't have much people in his class, either. Only pro-dino people, may come to his classes, and only those who have never had any problems with the law,or have any disorder, or any other 'imperfection.'
2083, June: Isaac succeeded his first year, with scores a little below average. As time passes, he's allowed more freedoms. He may go to the pub since July, and's have good friend with the bartender. However, as he goes to the pub one evening, there's a failed assassination, leaving a scar on his left eye, but nothing serious. After this, almost all his freedoms are revoked, and tensions between human superiority and equality groups rise.
2083, August: with increased security, Isaac goes back to Mars for a few weeks, to celebrate the birthdays of the other 2 raptors, Silvia and Amulius. All goes without problem.
2084: Isaac is becoming paranoid. Since the first attempt, ther have been 2 others. He refuses to eat his food without others tasting it befoe him, doesn't show up in public, and barely speaks with anyone.
And that's it for now. Not exactly the most exciting part of the story, but it needs build up. I might start something like the first chapter or something, like a real story.
And By the way; Your master commands you forgive him for his absence, slave.
2082: Isaac arrives at earth. Reactions are mixed. Some people celebrate, holding signs with "welcome Isaac!" and such things. Others are rather xenophobic, protesting his arrival. Isaac, however, doesn't notice much of either groups in the beginning. He's got bodygaurds, and isn't allowed to talk to anybody, except for the bodygaurds.
He won't have much people in his class, either. Only pro-dino people, may come to his classes, and only those who have never had any problems with the law,or have any disorder, or any other 'imperfection.'
2083, June: Isaac succeeded his first year, with scores a little below average. As time passes, he's allowed more freedoms. He may go to the pub since July, and's have good friend with the bartender. However, as he goes to the pub one evening, there's a failed assassination, leaving a scar on his left eye, but nothing serious. After this, almost all his freedoms are revoked, and tensions between human superiority and equality groups rise.
2083, August: with increased security, Isaac goes back to Mars for a few weeks, to celebrate the birthdays of the other 2 raptors, Silvia and Amulius. All goes without problem.
2084: Isaac is becoming paranoid. Since the first attempt, ther have been 2 others. He refuses to eat his food without others tasting it befoe him, doesn't show up in public, and barely speaks with anyone.
And that's it for now. Not exactly the most exciting part of the story, but it needs build up. I might start something like the first chapter or something, like a real story.
And By the way; Your master commands you forgive him for his absence, slave.
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crazyolitis ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Yo bro, it's been a while, but you still in for making the story?
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crazyolitis ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Yo bro, tell me if/when you're ready to advance the dinoverse.
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crazyolitis ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I shall take your profile's comment virginity, whether you like it or not.

