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#66 - I don't want to sound rude so I wont say I'm not retarded, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Anon smokes in his room +1
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#81 - assdoreponyfucker (01/05/2016) [-]
schwag is just really shit quality weed. and since you apparently smoked hasch which i've never tried, I can't really have a say but to try some actual weed. Start off small and experiment on from there. Smoke with friends who smoke weed often so you don't make rookie mistakes of packing the bowl with a stem or seed, not saying you would but it helped me learning from my friends. Paranoia has happened to me before, not often, but it happens and I don't know why it happens only occasionally. If you keep getting paranoid when you smoke I don't know what to tell you
#55 - Hasch. Plenty of it I do think. But one time before it I smoke… 01/04/2016 on Anon smokes in his room 0
#44 - >never smoked weed >had an open opinion about it …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Anon smokes in his room +10
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#63 - assdoreponyfucker (01/04/2016) [-]
you probably didn't inhale it right. just having it enter your mouth and blowing it out won't do nothing. what helps for beginners is to take a half hit and take a deep breath of air without blowing out the smoke so it can get to your lungs easier. that and don't smoke schwag. heart racing is normal, my friend quit because he got scared when his pulse jumped to 180 bpm
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#66 - youdoublecongoid (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't want to sound rude so I wont say I'm not retarded, but it's very well known that you have to inhale into your lungs and I did that. I've smoked ciggarettes and pipe for some time and inhaled it into the lungs.


Truth told, I had tried many times with no effect except for that one tiem when I got a little effect and got scared. Then later, since I hadn't gotten any high and though all the hash I've gotten was like 97% camel poo, I put like a FUCKING LOT into the pipe bowl. That's when I got the extreme fuckload of heartrace and just outright horror.

So, if I start smaller, do you think I can get a real high? I've got external heartbeats from that shit and I'm very wary because of it. Also, Schwag?
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#81 - assdoreponyfucker (01/05/2016) [-]
schwag is just really shit quality weed. and since you apparently smoked hasch which i've never tried, I can't really have a say but to try some actual weed. Start off small and experiment on from there. Smoke with friends who smoke weed often so you don't make rookie mistakes of packing the bowl with a stem or seed, not saying you would but it helped me learning from my friends. Paranoia has happened to me before, not often, but it happens and I don't know why it happens only occasionally. If you keep getting paranoid when you smoke I don't know what to tell you
#54 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
what weird shit did you fucking smoke
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#55 - youdoublecongoid (01/04/2016) [-]
Hasch. Plenty of it I do think. But one time before it I smoked and had veeeery little effect from it but still felt my heart going SWOMPSWOMP
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#49 - toosexyforyou (01/04/2016) [-]
The first time I smoked, I thought it had "no effect" just like you said but now I realize that it was a combination of bad weed and me not knowing how to smoke it properly.
#17 - Picture 12/27/2015 on American +7
#157 - Europe is an american puppet-state. If they get Trump, europe … 12/23/2015 on Have some keks -2
#87 - >implying that ta´keover didn't happen long ago 12/23/2015 on Black Hermione 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2015 on proof +7
#41 - porkslapchop (12/17/2015) [-]
jesus christ fj..
#39 - psvyxloneaeon (12/17/2015) [-]
Normally, Varg is kind of a twat. But in this case... the only part of this picture with which I find myself disagreeing is the notion that this behavior only applies to women. I think this can also be said about men as well. I'm not some wholesome "Leave it To Beaver" fanatic, but I do think a lot of the the people in my generation are keen on being vain and being recklessly conceited. They seem to be more concerned with appearance and popularity rather than character and substance. I don't think that women should be relegated to kitchen work and child rearing, but I also don't think we should be entirely obsessed with being anti-family. When he says that women have no other qualities attractive to us males, I can kind of understand where he's coming from. When it comes to a large portion of the female population I can see the people to whom he is referring. How often do you see women who are exceptionally annoying, shallow or dimwitted, but also very attractive? I think that's a trend that's only become more common with time. I think women who have a notable lack of character have a tendency to concentrate on appearance as a form of compensation.



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#26 - thechosentroll (12/17/2015) [-]
I want to disagree, but I've only known 11 emotionally stable women in my life and 5 of them are above the age of 60. It's kind of hard to go against your own experience.
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#22 - angelusprimus (12/17/2015) [-]
Seriously?
We went from being equalists to THIS?
Fuck this site...
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#29 - kewlkrayfish (12/17/2015) [-]
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#16 - Haentar (12/17/2015) [-]
Doesn't that suggest then that men never had anything to offer besides sex?
#137 - Blut und Eisen 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia 0
#43 - This is one of the best times I've seen for someone to post &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Stay Out of the Kitchen Comp +1
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#31 - Holy balls it actually did. Hadn't seen that one.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on I want to see this +4
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#38 - mrthezho (12/07/2015) [-]
That one looks really fake though.
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#33 - infurnus (12/07/2015) [-]
That one's editted though.
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