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Age: 69
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/RickAstley
Consoles Owned: PlayStation 3, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, EQII, Homefront, CoD (Waw and on), SR3, Skate 3
PS3 Gamertag: JaxTheJewHunter
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Uranus
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#15 - How does that guy leave the lighthouse? 01/15/2013 on Awesome images, around the... 0
#399 - "that stupid fucking constitution" ? Don't… 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! 0
#179 - I'm probably the only remaining Rams fan on the planet. … 01/11/2013 on Fans of the Bears? 0
#199 - Picture 01/08/2013 on Fuck the police #5 +1
#409 - I don't think MLP is targeting niggers.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Accurate +3
User avatar #425 - dawgy (01/08/2013) [-]
Don't know why that had a negative thumb, so it's not THAT funny, and it's in bad taste. Thumb for you anyway, I lol'd
#453 - tittysugar (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's you.
#52 - 370 days my nigga. the flood began on the 77th day o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Fight -1
User avatar #53 - melontwilight (01/04/2013) [-]
Well I didn't say I was right :P
I guess I read it wrong.
It might have been that Noah apparently lived a long time afterwards.
#25 - Picture 01/04/2013 on very racist +54
#24 - one time i did something sorta like that, only instead of movi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Good son +105
User avatar #91 - guywithnopants (01/04/2013) [-]
But the whole school was on holiday. So when they all came back they noticed something was wrong with all those holes in the walls.
#54 - dirkdirkmoo (01/04/2013) [-]
controversial comment is controversial
User avatar #30 - jalthelas (01/04/2013) [-]
You're a fucking asshole.

Do you know how much it costs to patch up those bullet holes?

Not to mention the windows you probably broke cost a fortune.

Think of the labor you've forced upon those school janitors and staff.
User avatar #35 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
Fuck you bro he's creating jobs in this broke ass economy.


~ Sincerely
A newly hired Carpenter.
User avatar #63 - ViXi (01/04/2013) [-]
Talking bout the broke-ass economy? Schools have it rough too.
Budget cuts ALL up in that bitch, ain't got cash for shit.
While you're patching up bullet holes, some kid is sitting on half a fucking stool, have you thought of that? What if he's fat fuck? That half stool would get lost in his ass, then fatty mclardo would get shit on by his classmates till he snaps and shoots up the school. Okay see, now we have a cycle here. And at the end of the day we're left with no fucking stools, no fucking money, and bullet holes everywhere. Happy?
User avatar #79 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes b/c i hear that the undertaker is looking for an assistance you interested?
#24443 - you called?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#24469 - hammeria (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes I did. I did Indeed, and I call the interwebs police on you.
#71 - b-b-b- but I have a girlfriend. She's sitting right next to me. 12/26/2012 on child labor laws 0
#46 - Fucks I give: None 12/25/2012 on Zynga Employee 0
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on Parents +49
User avatar #116 - yousickfreak (12/24/2012) [-]
lol still a she
User avatar #124 - elcreepo (12/24/2012) [-]
Alfred's secret desires are none of our concern.
#57 - Muse is amazing 12/21/2012 on Is your joke still funny now ? -1
#61 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATNERDYGUY!? Those men are …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Respawns +2
#88 - oapsyches (12/21/2012) [-]
#57 - mfw im pretty sure i just turned gay .  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Respawns -7
#69 - lazaman (12/21/2012) [-]
The army does have some beefy hunks in it.
User avatar #73 - mrkooliscool (12/21/2012) [-]
pretty sure they are Marines. touch them and you just turn to dust.
User avatar #60 - thatnerdyguy (12/21/2012) [-]
...What?
I'm not seeing how this follows.
#61 - youcame (12/21/2012) [-]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATNERDYGUY!?

Those men are so beautiful!
#88 - oapsyches (12/21/2012) [-]
#56 - They deserve to be 12/21/2012 on Respawns +5
#429 - I'm the most right wing person I know. Come at me FunnyJunk. 12/21/2012 on Fucked up. -1
#75 - Yeah, because watching cartoon people run around is much better.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Cooking Shows 0
User avatar #102 - tmbg (12/22/2012) [-]
well, sometimes I read a friggin' book
#117 - Picture 12/21/2012 on Two legends 0
#179 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNK0vDUkpeg Proof ^^ Oh, an… 12/20/2012 on Golden Eagle Snatches Kid +2
#162 - This was proved fake...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on Golden Eagle Snatches Kid -3
#179 - youcame (12/20/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNK0vDUkpeg
Proof ^^
Oh, and besides the linked video, the makers of the original video came out and ADMITTED it was fake.
That moment when I get thumbed down for no reason.
#172 - y' 'avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ur 'ead in i swear on me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on DYEL +10
#176 - furryflava (12/09/2012) [-]
well i ransacked y' mum!
#42 - pretty much sums up my study skills 12/08/2012 on Reason to study +2
#249 - I'm a devout Christian, but support/ believe evolution. … 12/08/2012 on Creationists... +11
#190 - k. 12/08/2012 on Before Anorexia. Puberty... 0
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User avatar #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
you sell bud? do you live around NJ?
User avatar #144 to #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
well?
User avatar #145 to #144 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Lol, I live in Nebraska
User avatar #141 to #134 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
is this where you fucking store all your porn?
User avatar #143 to #141 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
lol no. I download most of mine. these are just some back-up links incase something happens to what i have downloaded q:
User avatar #132 - ryanfitzy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey can I trade you a Green Thumb sword for your Red Thumb sword?
User avatar #133 to #132 - youcame (01/29/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #124 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I commented a couple days ago on a picture in NSFW. Says you replied, but the picture expired, so I can't check what you replied. Just wondering if you remember what you said.

My comment was "Oh my god, who is she?"
User avatar #125 to #124 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Do you remember what the pic looked like? was it tits, pussy, tits and pussy. ass? was she lighter or darker skinned..?
User avatar #127 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
She was caucasian, if that helps.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
I believe if was a picture of a girl with huuuuge boobs. Her face wasn't in the shot. Just really big boobs.
User avatar #129 to #128 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
That wasn't it, but those are nice. I don't think her head was even in the shot. It was taken from an angle on her left. Got her boobs and a bit of her stomach in there.
User avatar #130 to #129 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Sorry man! Idk:/
User avatar #131 to #130 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Alright. I appreciate your effort, thank you.
User avatar #120 - cumeater (09/16/2012) [-]
'sup came
User avatar #121 to #120 - youcame (09/16/2012) [-]
Not much cum. Not much. What about yourself bro?
User avatar #116 - pineapplewarriorz (09/14/2012) [-]
Holywood Undead sucks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
So does your mom. But we'll keep the whore out of this.
User avatar #113 - remozerker **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
Did you want anything for the Topaz anything under dubs 99
I can trade you 2 items if you'd rather?
#109 - ihavenoname (09/06/2012) [-]
\m/
\m/
#111 to #109 - youcame (09/07/2012) [-]
here's a desktop background i made!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ihavenoname (09/07/2012) [-]
sick! and one of my favorite songs from them! off the new album atleast xD
User avatar #108 - youcame (09/04/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #100 - bakonforall (08/10/2012) [-]
i want your cheeses.
#102 to #100 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
I'll throw in this gem if you make it 7


wait. you can already get it. FUCK
User avatar #101 to #100 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
I'll trade you my four cheeses for four coals.
User avatar #103 to #101 - bakonforall (08/10/2012) [-]
so are we just gonna keep trading my coal for your cheese or is there a limit on how much coal you want?
User avatar #105 to #103 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
so you can have three cheese, in return i want just 4 coal. i'll give you 1 FJ point for the last coal
User avatar #104 to #103 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
i want to keep at least three of my cheeses.
User avatar #97 - youcame (08/02/2012) [-]
youcame
User avatar #90 - vanoreo (02/28/2012) [-]
I have your avatar, but I made two, should I post both?

User avatar #91 to #105 - youcame (02/28/2012) [-]
Yeah! Please do. Thanks man! I owe you one!
User avatar #89 - imakejewburgers (02/23/2012) [-]
It's because I'm smarter then everyone else. I get four times the thumbs for same amount of work. And calling me a thumbwhore does not offend me.
User avatar #88 - youcame (10/12/2011) [-]
For anyone that wants to fuck with people


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#86 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
can i get you're top 3 hottest gifs
User avatar #87 to #97 - youcame (10/07/2011) [-]
nawh breh.
i dont usually postits outside of NSFW.
sorry. you can keep checking my uploads to see them.
#82 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
can i get you're hottest gif and pic?
#85 to #94 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
i already got the top one any more?
User avatar #77 - twista (10/01/2011) [-]
I request gifs of titty fucking.
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