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Gender: male
Age: 71
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/RickAstley
Consoles Owned: PlayStation 3, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, EQII, Homefront, CoD (Waw and on), SR3, Skate 3
PSN: JaxTheJewHunter
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Uranus
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Comment Ranking:#34225
Highest Content Rank:#2528
Highest Comment Rank:#428
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#49 - Picture 11/10/2012 on Aww how cute... wait a... +2
#37 - Picture 11/10/2012 on Aww how cute... wait a... +3
#36 - Picture 11/10/2012 on Aww how cute... wait a... +4
#27 - Oh dear god, that is freighting.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Aww how cute... wait a... +12
#62 - cadaverbox (11/10/2012) [-]
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Do you agree? +15
#25 - lmh (11/10/2012) [-]
and then you came
#116 - Picture 11/10/2012 on That pirate... +3
#120 - >mfw poop day 11/09/2012 on tumblr gets deep +4
#57 - DERP 11/07/2012 on When did that get there? +7
#373 - I don't care. After the last time this GIF was posted, and I s… 11/07/2012 on Bang, dat ass. 0
#129 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Best landlord ever +17
#147 - doctorlean has deleted their comment.
#336 - You* You're* And so what you mean to tell me, is that if …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on mugging +1
User avatar #339 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
that is correct .
User avatar #341 - Shadow Guardian (11/06/2012) [-]
Then guys should start claiming rape.
User avatar #352 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
to further illustrate this point i will bring to you attention a case from colorado i think in which a man came home drunk and yelled at his wife ,she hit him with a pan and proceeded to tie him to a chair and rape and torture him then she cut off his penis he almost bled to death. she was found guilty in court and recived ony 3 months probation and a restraing order .
User avatar #353 - Shadow Guardian (11/06/2012) [-]
Any sort of penis cutting deserves life in prison. Some say rape is all about asserting dominance, there is no stronger way of dominating a man then making him no longer a man.
User avatar #354 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
seriously i was expecting like 20-30 in prison but zero prison time ? wtf if a guy had cut up his wife he would be locked away forever. but apparently because he yelled at her it was a verbal assault and she was completely justified.
User avatar #348 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
guys can but it is unlikely any cop or judge would take it seriously and even if they did she would probably just get community service or something like that as the legal system is extremely lienet on women.
#306 - Rape =/= Drunk sex.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2012 on mugging +3
User avatar #329 - vanbarbecue (11/06/2012) [-]
You are right about this. However, due to laws about consent if a girl has had anything to drink that can cloud judgment, such as alcohol, they can claim rape even if at the time they consented. It happens all the time that a girl is drunk and sleeps with a guy willingly, then is ashamed of it and rather look like a girl that gets around, she claims he raped her.
#327 - sreggin (11/06/2012) [-]
actually if u have sex with a drunk girl ur guilty of rape
User avatar #336 - youcame (11/06/2012) [-]
You* You're*
And so what you mean to tell me, is that if a girl is intoxicated, she can rip off he clothes, and scream 'FUCK ME RIGHT NOW" and then the next day, the guy can get a rape charge? Yep. Totally fair and equal.
User avatar #339 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
that is correct .
User avatar #341 - Shadow Guardian (11/06/2012) [-]
Then guys should start claiming rape.
User avatar #352 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
to further illustrate this point i will bring to you attention a case from colorado i think in which a man came home drunk and yelled at his wife ,she hit him with a pan and proceeded to tie him to a chair and rape and torture him then she cut off his penis he almost bled to death. she was found guilty in court and recived ony 3 months probation and a restraing order .
User avatar #353 - Shadow Guardian (11/06/2012) [-]
Any sort of penis cutting deserves life in prison. Some say rape is all about asserting dominance, there is no stronger way of dominating a man then making him no longer a man.
User avatar #354 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
seriously i was expecting like 20-30 in prison but zero prison time ? wtf if a guy had cut up his wife he would be locked away forever. but apparently because he yelled at her it was a verbal assault and she was completely justified.
User avatar #348 - timmywankenobi (11/06/2012) [-]
guys can but it is unlikely any cop or judge would take it seriously and even if they did she would probably just get community service or something like that as the legal system is extremely lienet on women.
#29 - So, hows the 7th grade going sgtwilliam?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/05/2012 on My Boyfriend: Master of... +57
User avatar #69 - sgtwilliam (11/05/2012) [-]
Not that easy being a Norwegian on the internet I see..
#85 - siggythepiggy (11/05/2012) [-]
YEAH NORWAY
User avatar #87 - sgtwilliam (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh no, slither back to Artige with you!
#99 - siggythepiggy (11/05/2012) [-]






no u
User avatar #40 - turboderp (11/05/2012) [-]
I've not got English as my main (or native?) language.. I don't know this word and I feel bad :c
#44 - 4chan refugee (11/05/2012) [-]
contraceptive would be like condoms, birth controll, etc. it helps people not get pregnant
User avatar #100 - turboderp (11/05/2012) [-]
I looked it up after writing the comment, but thnx for being so kind to answer it anyway ^^ I wasn kida afraid to get attacked with flaming trolls :|
#33 - xxpinksxx (11/05/2012) [-]
Made me giggle
#39 - **** red tube, blue tube is the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on child hood memories 0
User avatar #44 - theepicninja (11/05/2012) [-]
I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU MAN. Blue tube 'till I die.
#62 - Picture 11/05/2012 on idk +13
#304 - ******* FINALLY  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner +6
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#302 - NotaXboxFan  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner +3
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#300 - what the **** -__- ***************  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
#301 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
... Its taken...
User avatar #302 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
NotaXboxFan
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#295 - god ******* damn it. iLoveFuta  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
User avatar #297 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Taken too, alright, this is now an open suggestion considering every fucking gamertag has been taken apparantly
User avatar #300 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
what the fuck -__-

NiggersInMyButt
#301 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
... Its taken...
User avatar #302 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
NotaXboxFan
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#290 - did you see my other one? ^^  [+] (9 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
User avatar #291 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
yup, also taken
User avatar #295 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
god fucking damn it.
iLoveFuta
User avatar #297 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Taken too, alright, this is now an open suggestion considering every fucking gamertag has been taken apparantly
User avatar #300 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
what the fuck -__-

NiggersInMyButt
#301 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
... Its taken...
User avatar #302 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
NotaXboxFan
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#287 - iLovePS3 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
#285 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
User avatar #288 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Also taken... strangely
User avatar #290 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
did you see my other one? ^^
User avatar #291 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
yup, also taken
User avatar #295 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
god fucking damn it.
iLoveFuta
User avatar #297 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Taken too, alright, this is now an open suggestion considering every fucking gamertag has been taken apparantly
User avatar #300 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
what the fuck -__-

NiggersInMyButt
#301 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
... Its taken...
User avatar #302 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
NotaXboxFan
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
#273 - Better deliver bro!! 10/30/2012 on You're a winner 0
#269 - **youcame rolls 44** SarahPalinsAnus  [+] (17 new replies) 10/30/2012 on You're a winner +14
User avatar #272 - amidgetwalrus (10/30/2012) [-]
^^We have a winner.
User avatar #281 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Sorry man its taken, any other ideas?
User avatar #287 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
iLovePS3
#285 - youcame has deleted their comment.
User avatar #288 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Also taken... strangely
User avatar #290 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
did you see my other one? ^^
User avatar #291 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
yup, also taken
User avatar #295 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
god fucking damn it.
iLoveFuta
User avatar #297 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Taken too, alright, this is now an open suggestion considering every fucking gamertag has been taken apparantly
User avatar #300 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
what the fuck -__-

NiggersInMyButt
#301 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
... Its taken...
User avatar #302 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
NotaXboxFan
User avatar #303 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!
#304 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
FUCKING FINALLY
User avatar #305 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
Go ahead and add me, so you know I delivered, NotAXboxFan
User avatar #276 - lewhisperingeye (10/30/2012) [-]
And so it shall be.
User avatar #273 - youcame (10/30/2012) [-]
Better deliver bro!!
#232 - Comment deleted 10/28/2012 on Meanwhile, at Walmart +1
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User avatar #188 to #187 - youcame (01/20/2014) [-]
God damnnn. We should seriously find a way to archive all the best pornos we've come across.
User avatar #185 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
ur porn is mediocre
User avatar #184 - fuckyourtoast (12/25/2013) [-]
jesus says porn is bad
go to curch
User avatar #183 to #182 - youcame (12/08/2013) [-]

Thank you sir. Thank you so much. What can I do to repay you?
User avatar #167 - Atilla (09/10/2013) [-]
I was searching for CurvyJupiter's (FJ girl from a while ago) videos on Google, and it put me on your profile for some reason.
User avatar #168 to #167 - youcame (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I did repost some of her pics and videos a while back. i post a lot of **** . but i unfortunetly don't have them anymore:/
i kept all my porn on a USB, that ended up going through the was
User avatar #170 to #168 - Atilla (09/13/2013) [-]
Well that ******* sucks. It seems like they're pretty much gone from the internet
#165 - youcame (09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
you sell bud? do you live around NJ?
User avatar #144 to #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
well?
User avatar #145 to #144 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Lol, I live in Nebraska
User avatar #141 to #134 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
is this where you ******* store all your porn?
User avatar #143 to #141 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
lol no. I download most of mine. these are just some back-up links incase something happens to what i have downloaded q:
User avatar #132 - ryanfitzy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey can I trade you a Green Thumb sword for your Red Thumb sword?
User avatar #133 to #132 - youcame (01/29/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #124 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I commented a couple days ago on a picture in **** . Says you replied, but the picture expired, so I can't check what you replied. Just wondering if you remember what you said.

My comment was "Oh my god, who is she?"
User avatar #125 to #124 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Do you remember what the pic looked like? was it tits, pussy, tits and pussy. ass? was she lighter or darker skinned..?
User avatar #127 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
She was caucasian, if that helps.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
I believe if was a picture of a girl with huuuuge boobs. Her face wasn't in the shot. Just really big boobs.
User avatar #120 - cumeater (09/16/2012) [-]
'sup came
User avatar #121 to #120 - youcame (09/16/2012) [-]
Not much cum. Not much. What about yourself bro?
User avatar #116 - pineapplewarriorz (09/14/2012) [-]
Holywood Undead sucks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
So does your mom. But we'll keep the whore out of this.
#113 - remozerker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#109 - ihavenoname (09/06/2012) [-]
\m/
\m/
#111 to #109 - youcame (09/07/2012) [-]
here's a desktop background i made!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ihavenoname (09/07/2012) [-]
sick! and one of my favorite songs from them! off the new album atleast xD
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