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Gender: male
Age: 71
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/RickAstley
Consoles Owned: PlayStation 3, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, EQII, Homefront, CoD (Waw and on), SR3, Skate 3
PSN: JaxTheJewHunter
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Uranus
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Highest Content Rank:#2528
Highest Comment Rank:#428
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#135 - my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and h… 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -1
#131 - **** . forgot to include this. 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -5
#128 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -3
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#22 - I ******* love the Nicolas Cage images. … 11/26/2012 on Nicolas Cage! 0
#123 - fite me irl fggt  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -6
#131 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
shit. forgot to include this.
#126 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#111 - All of you **** sacks disrespecting our armed for…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice +2
User avatar #228 - badgerclan (11/26/2012) [-]
Risking your life for something stupid or evil isn't worth respecting. We haven't fought a single war since WWII that wasn't for stupid or evil reasons. In my eyes your comment is just like saying "my grandfather, great uncle, dad, and uncle are all former car burglars and I plan to go into breaking and entering when I get out of high school. Anybody who disrespects that should go out there and risk their life breaking into people's homes. If you can't stand behind people who are actively harming humanity and get worshipped for it you deserve to die."
#210 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Go ahead risk your life protecting the petrodollar for the rich bastards who control the banking system. Former secretary of state Henry Kissinger said "military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy". Now seeing as the top government officials think this way about the military, why on earth would you ever want to take orders from these disgusting bastards who have no care in the world for the lives of the members of the armed forces?
#134 - munchman (11/26/2012) [-]
My great-great-great-grandfather and his brother died in La Lys during WW1.
My great-great-grandfather's brother fought with the Germans as a volunteer in the siege of Leninegrad and died there too.
My grandfather came back injured from the Colonial War where he was a paratrooper. My Father was in the army too, in case he was needed.
After i graduate I am joining the army too. All these hippies need to suck it. Mankind was built on struggle. I despise the day in which mankind comes together and sings and dances for that is the day it stagnates. We need struggle to evolve.
I am gonna get thumbed down to hell for this, but am not gonna delete it.
#177 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
so... bombs are necessary for struggle... which is need for the evolution of society?
#180 - munchman (11/26/2012) [-]
No, but technological progress only comes either of the pursuit of profit or war. If there is no struggle there is no need for neither. War makes humanity evolve.
User avatar #116 - anthonyd (11/26/2012) [-]
Wow... Felt like I was reading something I wrote.

Ooh-Rah, bro
#113 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #123 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
fite me irl fggt
#131 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
shit. forgot to include this.
#126 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#30 - Pokemon 11/26/2012 on Jetpack Joyride +1
#354 - **** that hoe 11/26/2012 on dedication +13
#352 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on dedication +11
#354 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck that hoe
#350 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on dedication +9
#352 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
#354 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck that hoe
#285 - Comment deleted 11/23/2012 on Parkour? -1
#174 - You forgot to mention that the whole battle scene, where a …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on The Complete Twillight Saga +3
User avatar #199 - ButtonFly (11/23/2012) [-]
In the book that never even happened. In the book you got all geared up for a battle which sounds like a mildly decent payoff for reading such a mind-numbing book but you don't even get a vision. Instead you're treated to a couple of long and banal chapters of the characters talking out their problems then everyone leaves.
At least you got a battle.
User avatar #178 - datassman (11/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro...
#265 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Parkour? -12
#279 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
haha yeah that would be so funny and original
#303 - Anybody who's taken a highs school chemistry class would know … 11/22/2012 on Mind blow 0
#5 - I'm okay with this roll  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on pops +1
#9 - bopeepsyo (11/19/2012) [-]
**bopeepsyo rolled a random image posted in comment #568 at In my ass... **
what about this one?
#60 - Yeah, man. People went to the post and thumbed up/ commented o… 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette 0
#50 - ******* FANTASTIC  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette +1
#51 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
Glad you liked it.
#63 - stop shooting at me please neighbor. 11/19/2012 on Lesson from a Master +33
#45 - Submitted: 11/30/2011 got 14 thumbs, and one c…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette +61
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User avatar #79 - MakesTigersGoRawr (11/19/2012) [-]
Just thought i'd let you know, you have 37 green thumbs now. When people are nice they get rewarded (:
#78 - zombiejew (11/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2012) [-]
Well now there's a horse dildo too.
#57 - methodius (11/19/2012) [-]
>sprout talks about 14 green thumbs and a pony roll
>mfw 15 green thumbs and a pony roll
User avatar #60 - youcame (11/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, man. People went to the post and thumbed up/ commented on it. Haha
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User avatar #49 - MouldyBananas (11/19/2012) [-]
and another with the mythbusters
User avatar #47 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
and another with a dickbutt.
#50 - youcame (11/19/2012) [-]
FUCKING FANTASTIC
#51 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
Glad you liked it.
#354 - Third time I've got the message saying I can't thumb you down … 11/19/2012 on True 0
#58 - This wasn't even funny the first time i saw it, 2 years ago. 11/18/2012 on Woddy and buzz, hehe. +3
#235 - Picture 11/18/2012 on OO 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 11/17/2012 on Yes... +136
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User avatar #233 - nefarian (11/18/2012) [-]
This isn't 4chan
User avatar #311 - norwegiansnowman (11/18/2012) [-]
I have not said a thing about 4chan, "/thread" is a common word on the internet. But im sorry if my comment made you upset. Jeez fj, grow the fuck up.
User avatar #337 - nefarian (11/18/2012) [-]
I have to agree with the last thing you said.
User avatar #301 - biggydy (11/18/2012) [-]
No, we just do everything they do and post every thread they make, but no, we're not 4chan...
User avatar #302 - nefarian (11/18/2012) [-]
Sucking 4chan's dick doesn't make us 4chan.
User avatar #306 - biggydy (11/18/2012) [-]
I know, but this guy is being raped with red thumbs because he said "/thread" while i've seen other use it and get +50 thumbs. It's not fair.
User avatar #335 - nefarian (11/18/2012) [-]
Others get thumbs for that? I will never understand FJ's logic anyway
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#73 - spazzin (11/17/2012) [-]
#32 - leadviking (11/17/2012) [-]
The next Avengers
#17 - Picture 11/17/2012 on morning fj +2
#60 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Good time +9
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User avatar #188 to #187 - youcame (01/20/2014) [-]
God damnnn. We should seriously find a way to archive all the best pornos we've come across.
User avatar #185 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
ur porn is mediocre
User avatar #184 - fuckyourtoast (12/25/2013) [-]
jesus says porn is bad
go to curch
User avatar #183 to #182 - youcame (12/08/2013) [-]

Thank you sir. Thank you so much. What can I do to repay you?
User avatar #167 - Atilla (09/10/2013) [-]
I was searching for CurvyJupiter's (FJ girl from a while ago) videos on Google, and it put me on your profile for some reason.
User avatar #168 to #167 - youcame (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I did repost some of her pics and videos a while back. i post a lot of **** . but i unfortunetly don't have them anymore:/
i kept all my porn on a USB, that ended up going through the was
User avatar #170 to #168 - Atilla (09/13/2013) [-]
Well that ******* sucks. It seems like they're pretty much gone from the internet
#165 - youcame (09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
you sell bud? do you live around NJ?
User avatar #144 to #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
well?
User avatar #145 to #144 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Lol, I live in Nebraska
User avatar #141 to #134 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
is this where you ******* store all your porn?
User avatar #143 to #141 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
lol no. I download most of mine. these are just some back-up links incase something happens to what i have downloaded q:
User avatar #132 - ryanfitzy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey can I trade you a Green Thumb sword for your Red Thumb sword?
User avatar #133 to #132 - youcame (01/29/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #124 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I commented a couple days ago on a picture in **** . Says you replied, but the picture expired, so I can't check what you replied. Just wondering if you remember what you said.

My comment was "Oh my god, who is she?"
User avatar #125 to #124 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Do you remember what the pic looked like? was it tits, pussy, tits and pussy. ass? was she lighter or darker skinned..?
User avatar #127 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
She was caucasian, if that helps.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
I believe if was a picture of a girl with huuuuge boobs. Her face wasn't in the shot. Just really big boobs.
User avatar #120 - cumeater (09/16/2012) [-]
'sup came
User avatar #121 to #120 - youcame (09/16/2012) [-]
Not much cum. Not much. What about yourself bro?
User avatar #116 - pineapplewarriorz (09/14/2012) [-]
Holywood Undead sucks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
So does your mom. But we'll keep the whore out of this.
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#109 - ihavenoname (09/06/2012) [-]
\m/
\m/
#111 to #109 - youcame (09/07/2012) [-]
here's a desktop background i made!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ihavenoname (09/07/2012) [-]
sick! and one of my favorite songs from them! off the new album atleast xD
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