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Gender: male
Age: 71
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/RickAstley
Consoles Owned: PlayStation 3, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, EQII, Homefront, CoD (Waw and on), SR3, Skate 3
PSN: JaxTheJewHunter
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Uranus
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Comment Ranking:#31748
Highest Content Rank:#2528
Highest Comment Rank:#428
Content Thumbs: 8024 total,  8835 ,  811
Comment Thumbs: 14480 total,  16906 ,  2426
Content Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 46.7% (467/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:135
Content Views:253242
Times Content Favorited:137 times
Total Comments Made:2928
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#144 - CARLOS YOU ******* FAGGOT, DO YOU THINK THIS …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Danger +3
#171 - icecreamonnips (12/04/2012) [-]
#112 - The stupidity hurts. 12/04/2012 on Jos +2
#183 - Not everybody's seen them. quit bitching.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Jupiter +4
#195 - doctorlean has deleted their comment.
#84 - seems legit 12/02/2012 on Fucking Nailed It +1
#340 - yah 420 blaze et fggt  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Best Party Ever +13
#349 - pudin (12/02/2012) [-]
#345 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
I WANT A BRIT PARM SAMWITCH /CUM @ ME WITH LOSER FAMILY/ LEGAL STYLE BITCHES / OH YA 7/11 TEDESHI STYLE TWIT $$ QUEEN
#347 - Nitsua (12/02/2012) [-]
well that was uneeded
#253 - my little cousing was playing GTA IV, and he decided it'd be f…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2012 on GTA on Wii-U +2
#322 - acontradiction (12/02/2012) [-]
I think I would rather be walked in on than walk in on someone....
#263 - SadBunny (12/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #298 - riminato (12/02/2012) [-]
i laughed way to hard at that
User avatar #260 - grantika (12/02/2012) [-]
wat
#9 - ay, carlos, y' 'avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ur 'ead in i s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on oh you -1
#18 - thadin (12/02/2012) [-]
#3 - yfw  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Naptime! +19
User avatar #8 - Harjyot (12/02/2012) [-]
LEGALIZE PLASTIC HOUSE PLANTS!
#7 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2012 on oh you -2
#8 - teefa (12/02/2012) [-]
FUCKING CAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
#10 - swatlowkey (12/02/2012) [-]
full thing for ya
User avatar #12 - teefa (12/02/2012) [-]
thanks

im going to have nightmares...
#9 - youcame (12/02/2012) [-]
ay, carlos, y' 'avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ur 'ead in i swear on me mum.
ill roast y' fookin arse wit' the grill me car you bleedin' pullock.
y' think im kiddin' there ponsie? y' bloody gypsy ill fookin' rip y' in 'aff and shite furry on y' bloody fookin' corpse.
watch y' arse m8. watch y' fookin' arse.
#18 - thadin (12/02/2012) [-]
#4 - CARLOS YOU ******* FAGGOT, DO YOU THINK THIS …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2012 on oh you +13
#13 - icecreamonnips (12/02/2012) [-]
#6 - Userjames (12/02/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #19 - drinktogetdrunk (12/02/2012) [-]
"Your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles."
Fuckin' lost it
User avatar #11 - mrblueftw (12/02/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.
#14 - godof (12/02/2012) [-]
#7 - youcame (12/02/2012) [-]
#8 - teefa (12/02/2012) [-]
FUCKING CAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
#10 - swatlowkey (12/02/2012) [-]
full thing for ya
User avatar #12 - teefa (12/02/2012) [-]
thanks

im going to have nightmares...
#9 - youcame (12/02/2012) [-]
ay, carlos, y' 'avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ur 'ead in i swear on me mum.
ill roast y' fookin arse wit' the grill me car you bleedin' pullock.
y' think im kiddin' there ponsie? y' bloody gypsy ill fookin' rip y' in 'aff and shite furry on y' bloody fookin' corpse.
watch y' arse m8. watch y' fookin' arse.
#18 - thadin (12/02/2012) [-]
#14 - We have this game, dude. it was pretty much a big part of my c… 12/01/2012 on Canadian boardgame 0
#35 - We have a **** ton of roundabouts... 12/01/2012 on Turn Signals +1
#240 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Sometimes, a good one is... +4
#81 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Ladies, prepare to be denied +2
#328 - i bet she was really stump ed when... **** it. … 11/29/2012 on Right in the Feel +7
#18 - k. 11/29/2012 on asasqw's profile 0
#16 - You from Nebraska?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on asasqw's profile 0
#17 - asasqw (11/29/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #18 - youcame (11/29/2012) [-]
k.
#77 - ... usernames? Mine involves ejaculations?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on Unimportant sex facts. 0
#78 - wetcuntjuice has deleted their comment.
#75 - you're telling me.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Unimportant sex facts. +1
#76 - wetcuntjuice has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77 - youcame (11/28/2012) [-]
... usernames?

Mine involves ejaculations?

#78 - wetcuntjuice has deleted their comment.
#299 - **** man. 11/27/2012 on "Trust Me, I'm an... +36
#98 - is it sad that i knew all of these off the top of my head? 11/27/2012 on oh chemistry, you make me... +1
#165 - no funny. one tim my brother got 218 swags, and dead. 11/27/2012 on 41 Swags +1
#14 - meh 11/26/2012 on How I feel when complimented 0
#51 - My literal thought process "can you guess what … 11/26/2012 on Amazing +18
#48 - Picture 11/26/2012 on WIsdom Teeth Removal +14
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User avatar #188 to #187 - youcame (01/20/2014) [-]
God damnnn. We should seriously find a way to archive all the best pornos we've come across.
User avatar #185 - miscarriage (12/25/2013) [-]
ur porn is mediocre
User avatar #184 - fuckyourtoast (12/25/2013) [-]
jesus says porn is bad
go to curch
User avatar #183 to #182 - youcame (12/08/2013) [-]

Thank you sir. Thank you so much. What can I do to repay you?
User avatar #167 - Atilla (09/10/2013) [-]
I was searching for CurvyJupiter's (FJ girl from a while ago) videos on Google, and it put me on your profile for some reason.
User avatar #168 to #167 - youcame (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I did repost some of her pics and videos a while back. i post a lot of **** . but i unfortunetly don't have them anymore:/
i kept all my porn on a USB, that ended up going through the was
User avatar #170 to #168 - Atilla (09/13/2013) [-]
Well that ******* sucks. It seems like they're pretty much gone from the internet
#165 - youcame (09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
you sell bud? do you live around NJ?
User avatar #144 to #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
well?
User avatar #145 to #144 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Lol, I live in Nebraska
User avatar #141 to #134 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
is this where you ******* store all your porn?
User avatar #143 to #141 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
lol no. I download most of mine. these are just some back-up links incase something happens to what i have downloaded q:
User avatar #132 - ryanfitzy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey can I trade you a Green Thumb sword for your Red Thumb sword?
User avatar #133 to #132 - youcame (01/29/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #124 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I commented a couple days ago on a picture in **** . Says you replied, but the picture expired, so I can't check what you replied. Just wondering if you remember what you said.

My comment was "Oh my god, who is she?"
User avatar #125 to #124 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Do you remember what the pic looked like? was it tits, pussy, tits and pussy. ass? was she lighter or darker skinned..?
User avatar #127 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
She was caucasian, if that helps.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
I believe if was a picture of a girl with huuuuge boobs. Her face wasn't in the shot. Just really big boobs.
User avatar #120 - cumeater (09/16/2012) [-]
'sup came
User avatar #121 to #120 - youcame (09/16/2012) [-]
Not much cum. Not much. What about yourself bro?
User avatar #116 - pineapplewarriorz (09/14/2012) [-]
Holywood Undead sucks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
So does your mom. But we'll keep the whore out of this.
#113 - remozerker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#109 - ihavenoname (09/06/2012) [-]
\m/
\m/
#111 to #109 - youcame (09/07/2012) [-]
here's a desktop background i made!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ihavenoname (09/07/2012) [-]
sick! and one of my favorite songs from them! off the new album atleast xD
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