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Age: 69
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Consoles Owned: PlayStation 3, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, EQII, Homefront, CoD (Waw and on), SR3, Skate 3
PS3 Gamertag: JaxTheJewHunter
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Uranus
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Highest Comment Rank:#428
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#14 - meh 11/26/2012 on How I feel when complimented 0
#51 - My literal thought process "can you guess what … 11/26/2012 on Amazing +18
#48 - Picture 11/26/2012 on WIsdom Teeth Removal +14
#135 - my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and h… 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -1
#131 - shit. forgot to include this. 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -5
#128 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -3
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
n00bz please, i could melt down all my medals to make a life sized statue of myself


scrubz better know
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#22 - I fucking love the Nicolas Cage images. So fucking funny. 11/26/2012 on Nicolas Cage! 0
#123 - fite me irl fggt  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice -5
#131 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
shit. forgot to include this.
#126 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
enjoy being replaced by drones
User avatar #128 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
n00bz please, i could melt down all my medals to make a life sized statue of myself


scrubz better know
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#111 - All of you shit sacks disrespecting our armed forces need to s…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice +2
User avatar #228 - badgerclan (11/26/2012) [-]
Risking your life for something stupid or evil isn't worth respecting. We haven't fought a single war since WWII that wasn't for stupid or evil reasons. In my eyes your comment is just like saying "my grandfather, great uncle, dad, and uncle are all former car burglars and I plan to go into breaking and entering when I get out of high school. Anybody who disrespects that should go out there and risk their life breaking into people's homes. If you can't stand behind people who are actively harming humanity and get worshipped for it you deserve to die."
#210 - N. Korean citizen (11/26/2012) [-]
Go ahead risk your life protecting the petrodollar for the rich bastards who control the banking system. Former secretary of state Henry Kissinger said "military men are dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy". Now seeing as the top government officials think this way about the military, why on earth would you ever want to take orders from these disgusting bastards who have no care in the world for the lives of the members of the armed forces?
#134 - munchman (11/26/2012) [-]
My great-great-great-grandfather and his brother died in La Lys during WW1.
My great-great-grandfather's brother fought with the Germans as a volunteer in the siege of Leninegrad and died there too.
My grandfather came back injured from the Colonial War where he was a paratrooper. My Father was in the army too, in case he was needed.
After i graduate I am joining the army too. All these hippies need to suck it. Mankind was built on struggle. I despise the day in which mankind comes together and sings and dances for that is the day it stagnates. We need struggle to evolve.
I am gonna get thumbed down to hell for this, but am not gonna delete it.
#177 - N. Korean citizen (11/26/2012) [-]
so... bombs are necessary for struggle... which is need for the evolution of society?
#180 - munchman (11/26/2012) [-]
No, but technological progress only comes either of the pursuit of profit or war. If there is no struggle there is no need for neither. War makes humanity evolve.
User avatar #116 - anthonyd (11/26/2012) [-]
Wow... Felt like I was reading something I wrote.

Ooh-Rah, bro
#113 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
do you even lift?
User avatar #123 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
fite me irl fggt
#131 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
shit. forgot to include this.
#126 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
enjoy being replaced by drones
User avatar #128 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#137 - sharm (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck haven't seen that one in a while. How long did it take for you to find that?
#129 - elgringogordo (11/26/2012) [-]
n00bz please, i could melt down all my medals to make a life sized statue of myself


scrubz better know
#135 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
my dad works for the internet, he's tracking your IP now and he's going to turn off your internet.
#30 - Pokemon 11/26/2012 on Jetpack Joyride +1
#354 - Fuck that hoe 11/26/2012 on dedication +13
#352 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on dedication +11
#354 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck that hoe
#350 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on dedication +9
#352 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
#354 - youcame (11/26/2012) [-]
Fuck that hoe
#285 - It had three thumbs up until that anon said that … 11/23/2012 on Parkour? -1
#174 - You forgot to mention that the whole battle scene, where a shi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on The Complete Twillight Saga +3
User avatar #199 - ButtonFly (11/23/2012) [-]
In the book that never even happened. In the book you got all geared up for a battle which sounds like a mildly decent payoff for reading such a mind-numbing book but you don't even get a vision. Instead you're treated to a couple of long and banal chapters of the characters talking out their problems then everyone leaves.
At least you got a battle.
User avatar #178 - datassman (11/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro...
#265 - Somebody should label the first one 4chan, the second one redd…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Parkour? -12
#279 - N. Korean citizen (11/23/2012) [-]
haha yeah that would be so funny and original
#303 - Anybody who's taken a highs school chemistry class would know … 11/22/2012 on Mind blow 0
#5 - I'm okay with this roll  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on pops +1
#9 - bopeepsyo (11/19/2012) [-]
**bopeepsyo rolled a random image posted in comment #568 at In my ass... **
what about this one?
#60 - Yeah, man. People went to the post and thumbed up/ commented o… 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette 0
#50 - FUCKING FANTASTIC  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette +1
#51 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
Glad you liked it.
#63 - stop shooting at me please neighbor. 11/19/2012 on Lesson from a Master +33
#45 - www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2949735/pops/ Submitte…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Rugrats Roulette +61
#93 - wickedtruth (11/19/2012) [-]
48 now!
User avatar #79 - MakesTigersGoRawr (11/19/2012) [-]
Just thought i'd let you know, you have 37 green thumbs now. When people are nice they get rewarded (:
#78 - zombiejew (11/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2012) [-]
Well now there's a horse dildo too.
#57 - methodius (11/19/2012) [-]
>sprout talks about 14 green thumbs and a pony roll
>mfw 15 green thumbs and a pony roll
User avatar #60 - youcame (11/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, man. People went to the post and thumbed up/ commented on it. Haha
#52 - ninjaminion has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - MouldyBananas (11/19/2012) [-]
and another with the mythbusters
User avatar #47 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
and another with a dickbutt.
#50 - youcame (11/19/2012) [-]
FUCKING FANTASTIC
#51 - finishhimlarry (11/19/2012) [-]
Glad you liked it.
#354 - Third time I've got the message saying I can't thumb you down … 11/19/2012 on True 0
#58 - This wasn't even funny the first time i saw it, 2 years ago. 11/18/2012 on Woddy and buzz, hehe. +3
#235 - Picture 11/18/2012 on OO 0
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User avatar #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
you sell bud? do you live around NJ?
User avatar #144 to #142 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
well?
User avatar #145 to #144 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
Nope. Lol, I live in Nebraska
User avatar #141 to #134 - beefniblets (05/15/2013) [-]
is this where you fucking store all your porn?
User avatar #143 to #141 - youcame (05/15/2013) [-]
lol no. I download most of mine. these are just some back-up links incase something happens to what i have downloaded q:
User avatar #132 - ryanfitzy (01/29/2013) [-]
Hey can I trade you a Green Thumb sword for your Red Thumb sword?
User avatar #133 to #132 - youcame (01/29/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #124 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I commented a couple days ago on a picture in NSFW. Says you replied, but the picture expired, so I can't check what you replied. Just wondering if you remember what you said.

My comment was "Oh my god, who is she?"
User avatar #125 to #124 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Do you remember what the pic looked like? was it tits, pussy, tits and pussy. ass? was she lighter or darker skinned..?
User avatar #127 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
She was caucasian, if that helps.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
I believe if was a picture of a girl with huuuuge boobs. Her face wasn't in the shot. Just really big boobs.
User avatar #129 to #128 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
That wasn't it, but those are nice. I don't think her head was even in the shot. It was taken from an angle on her left. Got her boobs and a bit of her stomach in there.
User avatar #130 to #129 - youcame (10/04/2012) [-]
Sorry man! Idk:/
User avatar #131 to #130 - Natendragon (10/04/2012) [-]
Alright. I appreciate your effort, thank you.
User avatar #120 - cumeater (09/16/2012) [-]
'sup came
User avatar #121 to #120 - youcame (09/16/2012) [-]
Not much cum. Not much. What about yourself bro?
User avatar #116 - pineapplewarriorz (09/14/2012) [-]
Holywood Undead sucks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
So does your mom. But we'll keep the whore out of this.
User avatar #113 - remozerker **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
Did you want anything for the Topaz anything under dubs 99
I can trade you 2 items if you'd rather?
#109 - ihavenoname (09/06/2012) [-]
\m/
\m/
#111 to #109 - youcame (09/07/2012) [-]
here's a desktop background i made!
User avatar #112 to #111 - ihavenoname (09/07/2012) [-]
sick! and one of my favorite songs from them! off the new album atleast xD
User avatar #108 - youcame (09/04/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #100 - bakonforall (08/10/2012) [-]
i want your cheeses.
#102 to #100 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
I'll throw in this gem if you make it 7


wait. you can already get it. FUCK
User avatar #101 to #100 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
I'll trade you my four cheeses for four coals.
User avatar #103 to #101 - bakonforall (08/10/2012) [-]
so are we just gonna keep trading my coal for your cheese or is there a limit on how much coal you want?
User avatar #105 to #103 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
so you can have three cheese, in return i want just 4 coal. i'll give you 1 FJ point for the last coal
User avatar #104 to #103 - youcame (08/10/2012) [-]
i want to keep at least three of my cheeses.
User avatar #97 - youcame (08/02/2012) [-]
youcame
User avatar #90 - vanoreo (02/28/2012) [-]
I have your avatar, but I made two, should I post both?

User avatar #91 to #105 - youcame (02/28/2012) [-]
Yeah! Please do. Thanks man! I owe you one!
User avatar #89 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
It's because I'm smarter then everyone else. I get four times the thumbs for same amount of work. And calling me a thumbwhore does not offend me.
User avatar #88 - youcame (10/12/2011) [-]
For anyone that wants to fuck with people


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#86 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
can i get you're top 3 hottest gifs
User avatar #87 to #97 - youcame (10/07/2011) [-]
nawh breh.
i dont usually postits outside of NSFW.
sorry. you can keep checking my uploads to see them.
#82 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
can i get you're hottest gif and pic?
#85 to #94 - notacop (10/06/2011) [-]
i already got the top one any more?
User avatar #77 - twista (10/01/2011) [-]
I request gifs of titty fucking.
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