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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Mostly Nintendo games, but I play other games as well.
Interests: I don't know. Something amazing I guess.
Date Signed Up:2/11/2013
Last Login:12/10/2014
Location:Punchline
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#138 - Microwaving a grape?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 26 0
#147 - rimmerdall (05/09/2014) [-]
yup, you also get the same effect from an lit candle.
#66 - Just seeing that gif reminds me of the good ol' days from this. 05/09/2014 on Flip it +1
#172 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Look at that little yawn :3 +3
#200 - Picture 05/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#7 - Go ahead  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) +108
User avatar #39 - twiztidxson (05/02/2014) [-]
Into the collection this goes.
User avatar #28 - drypickle (05/02/2014) [-]
That is truly a work of art
User avatar #18 - grogovic (05/02/2014) [-]
His shirt isn't white, 8/10 for effort.
#28 - Picture 05/02/2014 on my favorite zoidberg moment +7
#47 - Picture 05/02/2014 on bitches ain't shit +4
#20 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Dog Confession 0
#4 - Picture 05/01/2014 on ice cream +1
#11 - Wut....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Pufflin' 0
#13 - ecalycptus (05/01/2014) [-]
Fuck, wrong picture.
#7 - **yoshiware rolled image ** I have nothing interesting to say.....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Pufflin' -1
#8 - ecalycptus (05/01/2014) [-]
Quality animation
#11 - yoshiware (05/01/2014) [-]
Wut....
#13 - ecalycptus (05/01/2014) [-]
Fuck, wrong picture.
#6 - Comment deleted 05/01/2014 on Pufflin' 0
#9 - Craig McCracken also created Wander Over Yonder.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Fosters +17
#32 - nabidacat (05/01/2014) [-]
When I first watched this show, I didn't think it would be very good. I was pleasantly surprised.
#48 - tonytails (05/01/2014) [-]
i felt exactly the same way
#56 - Red dumbing!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Sharing Time Is Caring Time 0
User avatar #57 - greendaynimrod (04/30/2014) [-]
what?
#2 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Dolphin. 0
#4 - Relevant? 04/30/2014 on Rapper Cereals +1
#1 - Toothless always did look like a cat anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on cat used as reference for... +23
User avatar #6 - ragingdouchbag (04/30/2014) [-]
based off a mix of cats, dogs, and birds.
the three main pets.
#2 - Picture 04/30/2014 on tumblr people be all +7
#3 - Picture 04/30/2014 on boyonce +2
#6 - How dare neglect this game.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Girl Gamers be like "I love... +4
User avatar #19 - bluestrawberry (04/30/2014) [-]
Gamecube does have the best console controller of all time
User avatar #27 - banjodance (04/30/2014) [-]
hell yes it does. i wanted to get a modded one made for PC use so i can use it w/ joy to key
User avatar #101 - bluestrawberry (05/01/2014) [-]
Make a petition and make it a post on here
User avatar #9 - banjodance (04/30/2014) [-]
excuse me? you forgot about Sonic Adventure 2 Battle...
#10 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #47 - garaichu (04/30/2014) [-]
Ffffffffffuck you.
#2 - Picture 04/30/2014 on RETREAT!!! +17
#2 - It baffles me that people are scared of spiders more than cockroaches.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2014 on erry time +10
User avatar #7 - danster (04/30/2014) [-]
It baffles me that people are afraid of something they're 1,000 times bigger than.
User avatar #3 - hellomynameisbill (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm scared of cockroaches because if we were downsized to their level, they'd be immortals. they're resistant to radiation, fire, dismemberment.
and the way they move is creepy as fuck. they just glide at you.

imagine a teeny tiny squad of humans shooting flecks of lead powder at a cockroach, only to be devoured one by one as it glides towards them.

imagine pretty much every battle tactic possible being used by worker ant sized humans against cockroaches.

Imagine seeing a teeny tiny puff of fire and corrosion and inspecting it only to see a cockroach feeding amidst the corpses and burn circle of a teeny tiny nuke.
#8 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
plus, if they happen to climb their way into your ear while you're sleeping, they don't know how to back up
so they'll end up eating through your ear drums and such trying to find a way out just think about that; waking up with an immense pain in your ear that is slowly but consistently getting ever so deeper with each passing minute, slowly losing your sense of balance, the feeling of a tiny but ever-present crawling within the inner chasms of your ears, and even when you get to the hospital the pain will not subside I should stop now sorry
#5 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Well, not really. They're radiation resistance isn't actually all that impressive, certainly there are better survivors amongst insects in that class and they still can't stand up to fairly easily generated levels. I've never particularly set fire to a cockroach before, but I'm fairly certain that lots of heat will kill them pretty effectively. Being resistant to dismemberment isn't all that impressive, we can survive losing limbs, if you're referring to them being able to survive decapitation, then yes, they can if the damage isn't more extensive than that, but they'll still starve to death after a while.
User avatar #4 - hellomynameisbill (04/30/2014) [-]
if we were ant sized and were faced against spiders, with our military tactics and speed, we'd actually stand a chance considering that spiders can actually die like normal people.
#1 - It's a Halloween carnival with spooky ghosts. 04/30/2014 on Fun Fair 0
#12 - Picture 04/30/2014 on When my parents try to get... +4
#10 - So Ash finally grew up. 04/30/2014 on All Grown Up Comp 3 0
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#1 - mcderper ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #4 to #3 - yoshiware (12/26/2013) [-]
I used to watch Beavis and Butthead a lot a while back.
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